R46 Battle Reports

[Zaheen]

you went to someone's recruitment thread to spew your bile. none of your other posts (before you go and say, i said usually) are funny nor constructive. it's sad mang.

I now say good day to you sir. I be done with your circular arguments and silly trolling.

Good riddance, because once again you fail to see the significance.

In case you hadn't noticed I had been waiting to reply on that thread for 2 weeks, a recruitment thread for an alliance that has disbanded, from a leader that was crying out for help and got none.

Once again you've proven yourself to be even more sad than I am, just for looking for something 'not funny', in your eyes that's not funny but in mine it is.

Also, you failed to read again. 95% of my posts are constructive and funny, but thanks to waste of space players like you that 5% sometimes needs a little stretch.

The look on his face when he reads my reply to their recruitment thread - PRICELESS.

 

[Garrett2]

the original post of the recruitment was for next round. in before the ninja edit.

i do love how using bold, etc etc, convinces the author that he's more right even when wrong.

 

[Zaheen]

the original post of the recruitment was for next round. in before the ninja edit.

i do love how using bold, etc etc, convinces the author that he's more right even when wrong.

Looked like it was for this round to me, and just pulling the wool over peoples eyes because it was embarrassing for them that nobody wanted to join.

You can look at it however you want to, but that's my take on things. It's because of me they needed new players, so I have a little more inclination as to what went on than you did, as you were kicked for inactivity, I've been pretty active lately so I know exactly who did and said what.

But hey, you had to leave? I also want to take a break as well.

No hard feelings to you, I told you months ago to be nicer to others but I guess you didn't really read my PM to you either, pretty sure I could dig that up as well, sec...

Eh, Azzer was simply refusing to control the game and people/his staff in it. I kept calling him out til he either did something or got rid of me. He chickened out and got rid of me

Interesting...

Anyway it's time for sleeps. I hope you took what I said light heartedly, but please take this next comment seriously!

Stop being a tit!

I'll try.

Just a quick question...

I remember many years ago, you use to be a very cool guy. I quit Bushtarion and came back, and I was informed you were perm banned along with f0xx and maybe a few others and I didn't understand why.

[Insert] did mention it, but since I've been back this time I couldn't help but notice you seem to have some sort of 100 tonne chip on your shoulder, you seem bitter towards everything. (My suggestion aside), I am referring to everything else you've posted recently.

Anyway, if you do plan to stay on the game longer than I do - it would be nice for people to view you as the nice chap I once knew. I don't really care what you do or say to be honest, I won't be sticking around much longer, just thought I'd send you this.

eh I let DA get under my skin. it seems most folks that remain are the types that i dislike the most. i just simply need to stop posting.

<3

____

Do you remember these? I didn't even like you at the time, the only reason I was as polite as I was is because Martin seems to like you, and I like him so...you must have some good in you somewhere.

 

[Twigley]

This thread is cancer

Added bold for more truth.

 

[Wouter]

Last night W@rrior was really mean to me! This is the result:

Battle Report - Defending me
[range] 38,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 16,693,786 allied staff.
[range] 4,719,252 allied Bunker attacked, killing 8,597,222 hostile staff.
[range] 4,122,152 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 61,024,422 hostile staff.
[range] 27,957 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 34,458 allied staff.
[range] 1,773,920 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 7,242,315 allied staff.
[range] 8,020 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 7,097 allied staff.
[range] 1,785,471 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 8,773,437 allied staff.
[range] 62,534 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 475,764 allied staff.
[range] 12,434,639 allied Ninja attacked, killing 35,880,057 hostile staff.
[range] 1,831,056 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 9,111,539 allied staff.
[range] 2,599,868 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 942,664 allied staff.
[range] 308,598 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 4,461,601 hostile staff.
[range] 18,935 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 558,597 allied staff.

Died: 109,963,302 [£1,140,735,078,200] enemies dead. 43,839,657 [£902,860,847,700] friendlies dead.

You gained 1,930,081 effectiveness.
You gained 51.19 fame.
You gained 50.42 honour.
You will soon be receiving £166,296,003,660 insurance.



Battle Report - Defending me
[middle] 26,049,990 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,287,142 allied staff.
[middle] 2,115,063 allied Bunker attacked, killing 3,331,295 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,615,176 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 40,513,575 hostile staff.
[middle] 26,193 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 35,947 allied staff.
[middle] 1,314,307 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 5,121,793 allied staff.
[middle] 5,243 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 4,003 allied staff.
[middle] 1,151,552 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 5,024,401 allied staff.
[middle] 60,510 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 404,273 allied staff.
[middle] 8,121,146 allied Ninja attacked, killing 21,839,752 hostile staff.
[middle] 99 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 431 allied staff.
[raised] 25 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 1,429,630 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 4,926,044 allied staff.
[middle] 2,429,881 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 613,529 allied staff.
[middle] 102,441 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,365,076 hostile staff.
[middle] 17,694 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 466,187 allied staff.
[middle] 969,812 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 2,724,069 allied staff.
[middle] 1 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 92 allied staff.

Died: 67,049,698 [£687,637,242,200] enemies dead. 26,883,842 [£619,176,989,900] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 2,724,069 [£47,675,155,400] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 25 [£1,050,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 1,073,203 effectiveness.
You gained 50.46 fame.
You gained 48.13 honour.
You will soon be receiving £115,494,554,800 insurance.



Battle Report - Defending me
[close] 2,036,735 allied Bunker attacked, killing 3,049,619 hostile staff.
[close] 2,552,664 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 31,496,286 hostile staff.
[close] 58 allied Spike Trap impaled and killed 668 hostile staff.
[close] 24,156 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 12,851 allied staff.
[close] 1,586,108 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 1,307,398 hostile staff.
[close] 323,728 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 2,550,624 hostile staff.
[close] 78 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 151 allied staff.
[close] 888,192 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,161,928 allied staff.
[close] 3,010 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,258 allied staff.
[close] 11,961,679 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 13,759,599 hostile staff.
[close] 14,988,348 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,233,168 hostile staff.
[close] 45,223 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 273,112 allied staff.
[close] 306,750 allied Yob attacked, disabling 66,982 hostile staff.
[close] 100 allied White Wizard zapped 21 hostile staff.
[close] 76 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 281 allied staff.
[raised] 18 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 812,032 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 829,215 allied staff.
[close] 1,337,577 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 191,123 allied staff.
[close] 89,379 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 212,130 hostile staff.
[close] 9,257 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 215,364 allied staff.
[close] 35,503 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 6,266 allied staff.
[close] 170 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 213 hostile staff.
[close] 407,615 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 611,265 allied staff.
[close] 1 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 35 allied staff.
[close] 278,292 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 650 land. [176] tree. [432] bush. [21] flower. [21] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 19,300,165 [£264,892,877,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 2,617,606 [£19,821,448,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 34,758,724 [£421,738,035,200] enemies dead. 2,691,584 [£45,947,834,900] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 213 [£11,578,000] enemies bribed. 611,265 [£16,474,558,200] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 18 [£756,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 608,065 effectiveness.
You gained 58.38 fame.
You gained 47.05 honour.
You will soon be receiving £7,373,818,140 insurance.


I did have a good night of sleep after that nice fight W@rrior!

 

[Garrett2]

nice edits on a couple private pm's zah. anyway, only person i'm not nice to is you because you are an idiot.

 

[Zaheen]

nice edits on a couple private pm's zah. anyway, only person i'm not nice to is you because you are an idiot.

The only edit on that PM is a name. Want a screen shot instead? Better still, why don't you look in your inbox and do a spot the difference.

You're not nice to anyone Garrett, you seem to have something wedged up your backside constantly, maybe you should get it checked out.

 

[warrior]

Last night W@rrior was really mean to me! This is the result:

Battle Report - Defending me
[range] 38,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 16,693,786 allied staff.
[range] 4,719,252 allied Bunker attacked, killing 8,597,222 hostile staff.
[range] 4,122,152 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 61,024,422 hostile staff.
[range] 27,957 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 34,458 allied staff.
[range] 1,773,920 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 7,242,315 allied staff.
[range] 8,020 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 7,097 allied staff.
[range] 1,785,471 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 8,773,437 allied staff.
[range] 62,534 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 475,764 allied staff.
[range] 12,434,639 allied Ninja attacked, killing 35,880,057 hostile staff.
[range] 1,831,056 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 9,111,539 allied staff.
[range] 2,599,868 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 942,664 allied staff.
[range] 308,598 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 4,461,601 hostile staff.
[range] 18,935 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 558,597 allied staff.

Died: 109,963,302 [£1,140,735,078,200] enemies dead. 43,839,657 [£902,860,847,700] friendlies dead.

You gained 1,930,081 effectiveness.
You gained 51.19 fame.
You gained 50.42 honour.
You will soon be receiving £166,296,003,660 insurance.



Battle Report - Defending me
[middle] 26,049,990 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,287,142 allied staff.
[middle] 2,115,063 allied Bunker attacked, killing 3,331,295 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,615,176 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 40,513,575 hostile staff.
[middle] 26,193 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 35,947 allied staff.
[middle] 1,314,307 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 5,121,793 allied staff.
[middle] 5,243 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 4,003 allied staff.
[middle] 1,151,552 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 5,024,401 allied staff.
[middle] 60,510 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 404,273 allied staff.
[middle] 8,121,146 allied Ninja attacked, killing 21,839,752 hostile staff.
[middle] 99 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 431 allied staff.
[raised] 25 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 1,429,630 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 4,926,044 allied staff.
[middle] 2,429,881 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 613,529 allied staff.
[middle] 102,441 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,365,076 hostile staff.
[middle] 17,694 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 466,187 allied staff.
[middle] 969,812 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 2,724,069 allied staff.
[middle] 1 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 92 allied staff.

Died: 67,049,698 [£687,637,242,200] enemies dead. 26,883,842 [£619,176,989,900] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 2,724,069 [£47,675,155,400] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 25 [£1,050,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 1,073,203 effectiveness.
You gained 50.46 fame.
You gained 48.13 honour.
You will soon be receiving £115,494,554,800 insurance.



Battle Report - Defending me
[close] 2,036,735 allied Bunker attacked, killing 3,049,619 hostile staff.
[close] 2,552,664 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 31,496,286 hostile staff.
[close] 58 allied Spike Trap impaled and killed 668 hostile staff.
[close] 24,156 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 12,851 allied staff.
[close] 1,586,108 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 1,307,398 hostile staff.
[close] 323,728 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 2,550,624 hostile staff.
[close] 78 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 151 allied staff.
[close] 888,192 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,161,928 allied staff.
[close] 3,010 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,258 allied staff.
[close] 11,961,679 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 13,759,599 hostile staff.
[close] 14,988,348 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,233,168 hostile staff.
[close] 45,223 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 273,112 allied staff.
[close] 306,750 allied Yob attacked, disabling 66,982 hostile staff.
[close] 100 allied White Wizard zapped 21 hostile staff.
[close] 76 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 281 allied staff.
[raised] 18 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 812,032 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 829,215 allied staff.
[close] 1,337,577 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 191,123 allied staff.
[close] 89,379 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 212,130 hostile staff.
[close] 9,257 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 215,364 allied staff.
[close] 35,503 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 6,266 allied staff.
[close] 170 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 213 hostile staff.
[close] 407,615 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 611,265 allied staff.
[close] 1 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 35 allied staff.
[close] 278,292 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 650 land. [176] tree. [432] bush. [21] flower. [21] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 19,300,165 [£264,892,877,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 2,617,606 [£19,821,448,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 34,758,724 [£421,738,035,200] enemies dead. 2,691,584 [£45,947,834,900] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 213 [£11,578,000] enemies bribed. 611,265 [£16,474,558,200] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 18 [£756,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 608,065 effectiveness.
You gained 58.38 fame.
You gained 47.05 honour.
You will soon be receiving £7,373,818,140 insurance.


I did have a good night of sleep after that nice fight W@rrior!

was very good fight would of enjoyed it more i hadnt had to goto A&E :/ but then again would of probably recalled if hadnt

 

[Dax]

Attacking Daxthenoob, that stole more land than I ever lost on those attacks (note 12k land now not 10k). I'm so noob I stole more than lost. I sometimes wish when I lay in bed at night that I were as cool and funny as you, Raheeb. But alas, there is no hope.

 

[Dax]

nice edits on a couple private pm's zah. anyway, only person i'm not nice to is you because you are an idiot.

The only edit on that PM is a name. Want a screen shot instead? Better still, why don't you look in your inbox and do a spot the difference.

You're not nice to anyone Garrett, you seem to have something wedged up your backside constantly, maybe you should get it checked out.

LOL. Just, hilarious.

 

[Garrett2]

romnesia.

 

[Madara]

Battle Report - Defending myself
[close] 5,000,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 4,600,571 hostile staff.
[close] 6,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 13,078,996 hostile staff.
[close] 1,880,523 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 13,238,830 allied staff.
[close] 951,694 allied Yob attacked, disabling 1,376,142 hostile staff.
[close] 1,813,032 allied Ranger attacked, killing 3,309,610 hostile staff.
[close] 1,216,944 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 20,659,996 hostile staff.
[close] 513,616 allied White Wizard zapped 124,402 hostile staff.
[close] 917,146 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 366,360 hostile staff.
[close] 487,643 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 10,958,494 allied staff.

Distracted: 4,600,571 [£10,628,509,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,376,142 [£3,293,508,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 37,539,364 [£554,557,311,800] enemies dead. 24,197,324 [£200,806,721,700] friendlies dead.

You gained 813,521 effectiveness.
You gained 52.82 fame.
You gained 41.49 honour.
You will soon be receiving £30,852,121,940 insurance.

_

Battle Report - Defending myself
[close] 24,156 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 17,109 allied staff.
[close] 5,000,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 5,074,154 hostile staff.
[close] 574,680 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,691,620 allied staff.
[close] 78 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 235 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 1 Gargantua.
[close] 3,046 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 3,711 allied staff.
[close] 9,956,579 allied Harrier attacked, killing 25,213,638 hostile staff.
[close] 25,056 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 197,073 allied staff.
[close] 976,947 allied Yob attacked, disabling 1,575,229 hostile staff.
[close] 870,833 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 4,202,075 allied staff.
[close] 2,484,903 allied Ranger attacked, killing 2,054,483 hostile staff.
[close] 2,920,309 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 67,611,394 hostile staff.
[close] 485,467 allied White Wizard zapped 1,619,156 hostile staff.
[close] 1,229,248 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 18,231,173 hostile staff.
[close] 21,707 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 12,559 allied staff.
[close] 1 hostile Stunbot attacked, disabling 13 allied staff.
[close] 1 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 184 allied staff.
[close] 620,849 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 781 land. [209] tree. [491] bush. [41] flower. [40] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 5,074,154 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,575,229 enemies disabled. 5,893,708 friendlies disabled.
Died: 114,729,844 enemies dead. 230,871 friendlies dead.
Converted: 1 friendlies converted.

(seem to have deleted my newsreports accidently, but kill value was over 500b as well)

FT's are squishy, but they sure pack a lot of fun!

 

[Benneh]

you went to someone's recruitment thread to spew your bile. none of your other posts (before you go and say, i said usually) are funny nor constructive. it's sad mang.

I now say good day to you sir. I be done with your circular arguments and silly trolling.

Good riddance, because once again you fail to see the significance.

In case you hadn't noticed I had been waiting to reply on that thread for 2 weeks, a recruitment thread for an alliance that has disbanded, from a leader that was crying out for help and got none.

Once again you've proven yourself to be even more sad than I am, just for looking for something 'not funny', in your eyes that's not funny but in mine it is.

Also, you failed to read again. 95% of my posts are constructive and funny, but thanks to waste of space players like you that 5% sometimes needs a little stretch.

The look on his face when he reads my reply to their recruitment thread - PRICELESS.

The recruitment thread was for next round, not the current round, if you haven't learnt to read the edit it clearly stated "I am not recruiting for LAH, i am recruiting for next round"...


Added bold, cause I can.

 

['Tiger']

Battle Report - Attacking Womanizers
[close] 3,730,897 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 3,708 allied staff.
[close] 4,354,059 allied Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 3,115,242 hostile staff.
[close] 10,479 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 2,686 allied staff.
[close] 3,356,236 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 645,225 hostile staff.
[close] 1,828 hostile Nutter attacked, disabling 463 allied staff.
[close] 3,146,984 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,988,876 allied staff.
[close] 20,275,834 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 3,269,435 allied staff.
[close] 8,546 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 6,684 allied staff.
[close] 978 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,338 allied staff.
[close] 459,418 hostile White Wizard zapped 143,635 allied staff.
[close] 4,110,751 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 2,415,120 allied staff.
[raised] 1,184,239 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 1,212,869 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 901,441 allied staff.
[close] 1,347,983 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 205,120 allied staff.
[close] 181,679 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 274,944 allied staff.

Distracted: 10,392 [£270,892,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 3,272,584 [£124,334,651,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 6,656,530 [£256,635,208,000] friendlies dead. 3,760,467 [£55,078,859,900] enemies dead.
Bribed: 274,944 [£10,495,321,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 1,184,239 [£49,738,038,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 130,532 effectiveness.
You gained 4.13 fame.
You gained 31.41 honour.
You earned £676,572,542 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £41,379,391,600 insurance.


Battle Report - Attacking Womanizers
[r/m] 8,461,958 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,741,950 allied staff.
[r/m] 12,090 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 13,498 allied staff.
[middle] 4,944,030 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 20,996,323 hostile staff.
[range] 16,020,337 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 13,061,480 hostile staff.
[r/m] 5,967,876 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 3,499,584 allied staff.
[range] 5,798,051 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,176,393 hostile staff.
[r/m] 53,980 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 20,741 allied staff.
[r/m] 12,414,793 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 32,866,171 allied staff.
[middle] 25,057,080 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 11,761,431 hostile staff.
[r/m] 51,759 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 87,513 allied staff.
[r/m] 3,188,525 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,476,392 allied staff.
[r/m] 19,094 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 14,237 allied staff.
[r/m] 710,599 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 599,335 allied staff.
[range] 2,368,549 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,668,688 hostile staff.
[r/m] 986 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,141 allied staff.
[middle] 4,277,326 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 2,771,785 allied staff.
[raised] 1,458,357 new nanobots were assimilated.
[r/m] 1,302,423 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 801,358 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,376,320 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 191,914 allied staff.

Distracted: 14,237 [£600,797,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 34,239 [£514,547,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 46,038,143 [£767,490,559,800] friendlies dead. 49,664,315 [£1,343,681,040,700] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,458,357 [£61,250,994,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 981,302 effectiveness.
You gained 24.94 fame.
You gained 16.96 honour.
You earned £9,472,080,504 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £83,140,231,800 insurance.

Battle Report - Attacking Womanizers
[range] 11,146,759 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,691,703 allied staff.
[range] 12,090 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 24,334 allied staff.
[range] 187,874 hostile Striker attacked, killing 20,090 allied staff.
[range] 9,847,422 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 45,595,777 hostile staff.
[range] 115,081 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 175,956 allied staff.
[range] 11,664,259 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 11,703,654 allied staff.
[range] 1,075,077 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 699,376 allied staff.
[range] 607,532 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,152,424 allied staff.
[range] 23,310,790 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 75,382,509 allied staff.
[range] 38,568,601 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 18,499,619 hostile staff.
[range] 343,700 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 996,569 allied staff.
[range] 186,283 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 558,597 allied staff.
[range] 320,778 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 1,519,202 allied staff.
[range] 3,777,299 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 24,879,569 allied staff.
[range] 20,469 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 36,033 allied staff.
[range] 432,306 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 659,175 allied staff.
[range] 2,185,605 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 4,758,033 allied staff.
[range] 445,328 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 6,943,933 allied staff.
[range] 263,498 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 877,693 allied staff.
[range] 804,472 hostile Marine attacked, killing 860,968 allied staff.
[range] 2,966,624 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,979,178 allied staff.
[range] 2,104,593 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 589,543 allied staff.
[range] 292,945 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 4,322,433 allied staff.
[range] 4,795,587 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 11,759,962 allied staff.
[range] 187,046 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 274,192 allied staff.
[range] 262,703 hostile Officer attacked, killing 170,554 allied staff.

Stunned: 175,956 [£6,751,284,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 36,033 [£586,130,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 723,710 [£7,639,160,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 147,462,326 [£1,275,185,054,800] friendlies dead. 64,095,396 [£1,089,731,230,100] enemies dead.
Bribed: 12,637,655 [£193,342,804,400] friendlies bribed.

You gained 1,776,356 effectiveness.
You gained 49.16 fame.
You gained 45.61 honour.
You earned £15,093,604,225 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £201,709,419,200 insurance

 

[timtadams]

Solo striker defending against much bigger harrier.

Battle Report - Defending

[range] 3,100,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 777,940 hostile staff.
[range] 25,245,934 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 33,681,589 allied staff.
[range] 1,650,185 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 6,420,290 hostile staff.
[range] 2,890,066 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,561,499 allied staff.
[range] 2,277,622 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 36,053,188 hostile staff.

Died: 43,251,418 [£724,449,070,600] enemies dead. 35,243,088 [£921,595,441,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 1,161,684 effectiveness.
You gained 41.44 fame.
You gained 19.45 honour.
You will soon be receiving £179,174,051,000 insurance.


Battle Report - Defending

[middle] 1,238,067 allied Striker attacked, killing 329,883 hostile staff.
[middle] 17,507,889 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 4,125,460 allied staff.

Died: 329,883 [£24,513,719,000] enemies dead. 4,125,460 [£504,439,862,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 115,030 effectiveness.
You gained 4.21 fame.
You gained 15.77 honour.
You will soon be receiving £100,825,951,000 insurance.

18m privates to flak first tick.

 

[tobapopalos]

My only attacks done this round on some guy who attacked Clem (and to a lesser extent me) over and over again.

Thu 28th Mar, year 4. Morning Attacking The Nooby Noob Noob
[range] 50 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 44 allied staff.
[range] 100 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 34 allied staff.
[range] 947 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,426 allied staff.
[range] 900 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 5,524 allied staff.
[range] 137 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 93 allied staff.
[range] 40 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 84 allied staff.
[range] 997 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 3,094 allied staff.
[range] 4,999,663 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 5,767,588 hostile staff.
[range] 642 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 688 allied staff.
[range] 239 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 438 allied staff.
[range] 4,499,543 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 1,728,350 hostile staff.
[raised] 119,352 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.

Distracted: 1,126 [£17,029,500] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,519 [£9,776,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 8,780 [£37,873,800] friendlies dead. 7,495,938 [£170,318,883,300] enemies dead.
Converted: 119,352 [£2,983,800,000] enemies converted.

You gained 240,692 effectiveness.
You gained 62.87 fame.
You gained 39.76 honour.
You earned £20,155,316,245 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £3,645,200 insurance.



Thu 28th Mar, year 4. Noon Attacking The Same Noob
[middle] 499,992 allied Mummy attacked, killing 198,716 hostile staff.
[middle] 909 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,351 allied staff.
[middle] 4,192,636 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 12,602,019 allied staff.
[middle] 980,778 hostile Rebel threw objects at and stunned 274,711 allied staff.
[middle] 134 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 262 allied staff.
[middle] 4,337,721 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 2,459,843 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,635,832 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,227,988 allied staff.
[middle] 359,875 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 176,866 allied staff.
[middle] 3,213,002 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 928,814 hostile staff.
[raised] 59,036 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 46,686 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 126,586 allied staff.

Stunned: 274,711 [£8,715,962,500] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 14,006,873 [£161,991,692,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,613 [£17,145,700] friendlies disabled.
Died: 126,586 [£5,696,370,000] friendlies dead. 3,587,373 [£111,920,496,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 59,036 [£1,475,900,000] enemies converted.

You gained 162,332 effectiveness.
You gained 57.35 fame.
You gained 44.20 honour.
You earned £25,310,177,610 bounty.




Thu 28th Mar, year 4. Afternoon Attacking Some Noob
[close] 779,553 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 199,876 allied staff.
[close] 3,523,835 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 2,942,310 allied staff.
[close] 493,222 allied Mummy attacked, killing 67,865 hostile staff.
[close] 955,706 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,196,217 allied staff.
[close] 2,731,806 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 7,261,996 allied staff.
[close] 4,154,521 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,242,931 allied staff.
[close] 497,779 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 61,106 allied staff.
[close] 1,635,832 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,185,375 allied staff.
[close] 51 hostile Nutter attacked, disabling 13 allied staff.
[close] 338 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 45 allied staff.
[close] 359,875 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 163,540 allied staff.
[close] 2,788,257 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 715,915 hostile staff.
[raised] 57,816 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 1,104,002 hostile White Wizard zapped 241,495 allied staff.
[close] 162,741 allied Zombie ate the brains of 121,187 hostile staff.
[raised] 35,039 Zombie rose from the dead.

Distracted: 6,734,032 [£135,697,073,900] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,196,275 [£8,072,647,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 7,564,597 [£66,650,039,800] friendlies dead. 904,967 [£28,353,052,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 92,855 [£2,881,999,000] enemies converted.

You gained 55,386 effectiveness.
You gained 9.70 fame.
You gained 41.44 honour.
You earned £9,082,115,378 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £10,360,539,600 insurance.



Battle Report - Attacking Ally of Above Noob
[range] 10 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 8 allied staff.
[range] 7,625,687 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 8,134,497 allied staff.
[range] 35 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 14 allied staff.
[range] 3,930,499 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 6,492,892 hostile staff.
[range] 1,496,383 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,058,539 allied staff.
[range] 459,833 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 213,408 allied staff.
[range] 2,652,143 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 756,904 hostile staff.
[raised] 68,439 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 370,663 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 233,302 allied staff.

Distracted: 9,406,444 [£198,566,296,100] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 22 [£551,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 7,249,796 [£115,110,647,500] enemies dead.
Bribed: 233,302 [£7,167,112,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 68,439 [£1,710,975,000] enemies converted.

You gained 169,033 effectiveness.
You gained 54.27 fame.
You gained 46.50 honour.
You earned £37,202,042,917 bounty.



Battle Report - Attacking The Original Noob Again
[range] 250,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 223,140 allied staff.
[range] 3,151,510 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 6,152,799 allied staff.
[range] 41,352 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 481,393 allied staff.
[range] 41,924 hostile Rebel threw objects at and stunned 17,817 allied staff.
[range] 1,209,735 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 830,946 allied staff.
[range] 240,779 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 844,777 allied staff.
[range] 4,307,692 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 10,661,501 hostile staff.
[range] 287,164 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 293,045 allied staff.
[range] 245,021 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 1,021,578 allied staff.
[range] 214,822 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 387,646 allied staff.
[range] 4,486,229 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 2,946,157 hostile staff.
[raised] 102,810 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 905 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 3,428 allied staff.
[range] 144,606 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 555,568 allied staff.
[range] 89,952 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 52,444 allied staff.
[range] 866,937 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 317,821 allied staff.
[range] 418,517 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 1,615,169 allied staff.

Stunned: 17,817 [£570,700,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 1,162,084 [£10,987,090,500] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 6,983,745 [£40,752,952,900] friendlies disabled.
Died: 3,018,756 [£27,402,433,000] friendlies dead. 13,607,658 [£172,827,857,500] enemies dead.
Bribed: 1,615,169 [£10,503,471,800] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 102,810 [£2,570,250,000] enemies converted.

You gained 252,612 effectiveness.
You gained 57.34 fame.
You gained 46.11 honour.
You earned £51,597,275,741 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £4,376,702,600 insurance.



Battle Report - Attacking Second Tick of Noob
[middle] 116,638 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 101,644 allied staff.
[middle] 1,937,773 allied Mummy attacked, killing 1,076,081 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,078,675 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 5,684,129 allied staff.
[middle] 991,630 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 643,845 allied staff.
[middle] 4,162,744 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 1,844,099 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,438,638 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 225,909 hostile staff.
[middle] 82,703 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 29,853 allied staff.

Disabled: 6,327,974 [£37,415,204,100] friendlies disabled.
Died: 131,497 [£3,211,962,100] friendlies dead. 3,146,089 [£95,077,757,000] enemies dead.

You gained 134,371 effectiveness.
You gained 58.99 fame.
You gained 38.71 honour.
You earned £33,142,086,692 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £621,551,900 insurance.



Battle Report - Attacking The Last Noob Standing
[close] 4,354,859 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 3,793,940 allied staff.
[close] 1,937,113 allied Mummy attacked, killing 652,651 hostile staff.
[close] 2,981,105 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 4,879,599 allied staff.
[close] 1,999,231 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 2,939,138 allied staff.
[close] 4,482,209 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 3,485,226 hostile staff.
[raised] 255,358 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 1,352,737 allied Zombie ate the brains of 1,979,450 hostile staff.
[raised] 384,740 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 66,885 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 18,130 allied staff.
[close] 83,103 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 411 land. [64] tree. [275] bush. [13] flower. [59] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 3,793,940 [£8,939,582,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 7,818,737 [£32,268,631,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 18,130 [£291,413,800] friendlies dead. 6,117,327 [£270,157,082,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 640,098 [£22,158,290,000] enemies converted.

You stole 411 land. [64] tree. [275] bush. [13] flower. [59] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 437,610 effectiveness.
You gained 72.23 fame.
You gained 50.04 honour.
You earned £85,351,141,016 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £53,188,200 insurance.

 

[Twigley]

Gogo Wonderpimp

 

[Dax]

The SW v Womanizers war continues:

[range] 38,376,003 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 127,816,909 allied staff.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,460,985 allied staff.
[range] 16,949,539 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 67,026,550 hostile staff.
[range] 9,969,717 allied Assassin attacked, killing 9,252,488 hostile staff.
[range] 18,967,399 allied Harrier attacked, killing 37,154,151 hostile staff.
[range] 31,777,264 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 101,068,787 hostile staff.
[range] 9,594,202 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,224,312 allied staff.
[range] 4,157,269 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 9,489,952 hostile staff.
[range] 2,178,601 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 4,141,674 hostile staff.
[range] 2,287,307 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 8,449,216hostile staff.
[range] 1,275,527 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,221,985 hostile staff.
[range] 1,601,627 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 5,454,294 allied staff.
[range] 63,026 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 95,595 allied staff.

Distracted: 132,041,221 [£1,862,405,296,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 237,804,803 [£2,742,843,988,600] enemies dead. 7,010,874 [£407,907,679,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 1,129,568effectiveness.
You gained 14.67 fame.
You gained 12.19 honour.

 

[Elderveld]

Battle Report - Attacking SCALLY
[f][close] 337,752 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,277 land. [340] tree. [736] bush. [92] flower. [109] grass. [0] uncultivated. [/f]


[f]You stole 1,277 land. [340] tree. [736] bush. [92] flower. [109] grass. [0] uncultivated.[/f]
[f]You gained 5.14 fame.[/f]
[f]You gained 9.22 honour.[/f]
[f]You earned £126,571,254 bounty.[/f]

Fri 4th Oct, year 4. Morning Attacking Scally
Battle Report -
[f][middle] 5,564,241 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 2,542,715 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][middle] 1,959,121 allied Witch attacked, killing 2,690,631 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][middle] 20,968,412 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,835,546 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][middle] 9,558,542 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 248,976 hostile staff.[/f]

Stunned: [f]2,542,715 [£155,408,668,000] enemies stunned.[/f]
Died: [f]4,775,153 [£301,918,624,000] enemies dead.[/f]

[f]You gained 478,633 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You gained 56.30 fame.[/f]
[f]You gained 40.19 honour.[/f]
[f]You earned £181,151,171,617 bounty.[/f]

Fri 4th Oct, year 4. Early hours Attacking Scally
Battle Report -
[f][range] 8,467,305 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 5,343,847 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][range] 28,000,000 allied Assassin attacked, killing 19,302,651 hostile staff.[/f]
[h][range] 15,672,357 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 24,969,345 allied staff.[/h]
[f][range] 25,266,562 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 16,224,931 hostile staff.[/f]
[h][range] 4,124,831 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 11,000,649 allied staff.[/h]
[f][range] 13,805,605 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 10,541,782 hostile staff.[/f]
[h][range] 1,979,974 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 13,524,561 allied staff.[/h]
[f][range] 3,285,427 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,357,285 hostile staff.[/f]
[h][range] 2,225,349 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 4,306,120 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 90,084 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 44,404 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 733,600 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 19,672,374 allied staff.[/h]

Stunned: [f]5,343,847 [£296,988,089,500] enemies stunned.[/f]
Died: [h]73,517,453 [£1,191,189,858,600] friendlies dead.[/h] [f]47,426,649 [£2,548,664,374,900] enemies dead.[/f]

[f]You gained 2,218,480 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You gained 30.09 fame.[/f]
[f]You gained 23.26 honour.[/f]
[f]You earned £526,797,601,680 bounty.[/f]

 

['Tiger']

Battle Report - Defending Scally
[range] 8,942,012 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 6,451,196 hostile staff.
[range] 23,315,499 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 42,036,095 hostile staff.
[range] 2,668,061 allied Assassin attacked, killing 792,975 hostile staff.
[range] 4,060,946 allied Sniper attacked, killing 234,566 hostile staff.
[range] 1,592,347 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 11,068,046 allied staff.
[range] 1,947,288 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 296,107 hostile staff.
[range] 13,568,684 allied Humvee attacked, killing 466,536 hostile staff.
[range] 83,137 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,256,214 allied staff.

Died: 50,277,475 [£870,182,045,000] enemies dead. 13,324,260 [£92,700,362,000] friendlies dead.