Battle Report - Defending DAX versus canoodle
[range] 4,675,945 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,719,578 allied staff.
[range] 941 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,807 allied staff.
[range] 11,837,313 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 19,629,594 allied staff.
[range] 6,845,072 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 83,963,698 allied staff.
[range] 10,526,890 hostile Striker attacked, killing 2,517,479 allied staff.
[range] 1,251 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,850 hostile staff.
[range] 1,232 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 7,749 hostile staff.
[range] 221,601 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 1,403,706 allied staff.
[range] 33,623,747 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 158,835,696 hostile staff.
[range] 4 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 5 allied staff.
[range] 274,398 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 1,021,632 allied staff.
[raised] 48,846 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 8,441,258 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 6,019,886 hostile staff.
[range] 139,318 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 318,514 allied staff.
[range] 29,229,885 allied Assassin attacked, killing 32,176,020 hostile staff.
[range] 1,380,822 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,089,267 allied staff.
[range] 9,767,328 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,166,012 hostile staff.
[range] 6,192,935 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,218,047 allied staff.
[range] 13,671,609 allied Harrier attacked, killing 30,377,315 hostile staff.
[range] 327,295 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 518,938 allied staff.
[range] 35,857,971 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 113,850,307 hostile staff.
[range] 598,893 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2,365,344 allied staff.
[range] 8,161,352 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 28,083,036 hostile staff.
[range] 3,170,622 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,410,339 allied staff.
[range] 13,285,795 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 50,708,921 hostile staff.
[range] 58,508 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 106,099 allied staff.
[range] 29,967,526 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 124,210,537 hostile staff.
[range] 177,912 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,353,310 allied staff.
[range] 5,731 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 12,449 allied staff.
[range] 500,399 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 943,241 allied staff.
[range] 67,129 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 159,486 allied staff.
[range] 9,572,948 allied Ninja attacked, killing 20,718,265 hostile staff.
[range] 1,283,172 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 2,715,952 allied staff.
[range] 917,320 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 2,091,257 hostile staff.
[raised] 24,467 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 13,933 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 40,543 allied staff.
[raised] 499 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 5,391,424 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 82,943,700 allied staff.
[range] 59,535 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 90,243 allied staff.
[range] 220,498 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 53,165 allied staff.
[range] 258 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 7,027 allied staff.
[range] 4,934,527 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 8,860,959 allied staff.
[range] 446,217 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 617,997 allied staff.
[range] 419 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 327 allied staff.
Stunned: 6,019,886 [£386,223,439,000] enemies stunned. 318,514 [£10,230,449,500] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 87,317,278 [£640,335,402,300] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 7,166,012 [£125,228,506,700] enemies disabled. 22,847,641 [£221,607,619,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 561,060,953 [£4,523,950,533,200] enemies dead. 98,738,054 [£1,017,900,539,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 8,860,959 [£192,628,216,400] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 24,467 [£611,675,000] enemies converted. 49,345 [£794,011,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 284,387 effectiveness.
You gained 1.34 fame.
You gained 1.51 honour.
You will soon be receiving £11,922,556,800 insurance.
[range] 4,675,945 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,719,578 allied staff.
[range] 941 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,807 allied staff.
[range] 11,837,313 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 19,629,594 allied staff.
[range] 6,845,072 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 83,963,698 allied staff.
[range] 10,526,890 hostile Striker attacked, killing 2,517,479 allied staff.
[range] 1,251 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,850 hostile staff.
[range] 1,232 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 7,749 hostile staff.
[range] 221,601 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 1,403,706 allied staff.
[range] 33,623,747 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 158,835,696 hostile staff.
[range] 4 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 5 allied staff.
[range] 274,398 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 1,021,632 allied staff.
[raised] 48,846 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 8,441,258 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 6,019,886 hostile staff.
[range] 139,318 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 318,514 allied staff.
[range] 29,229,885 allied Assassin attacked, killing 32,176,020 hostile staff.
[range] 1,380,822 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,089,267 allied staff.
[range] 9,767,328 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,166,012 hostile staff.
[range] 6,192,935 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,218,047 allied staff.
[range] 13,671,609 allied Harrier attacked, killing 30,377,315 hostile staff.
[range] 327,295 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 518,938 allied staff.
[range] 35,857,971 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 113,850,307 hostile staff.
[range] 598,893 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2,365,344 allied staff.
[range] 8,161,352 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 28,083,036 hostile staff.
[range] 3,170,622 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,410,339 allied staff.
[range] 13,285,795 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 50,708,921 hostile staff.
[range] 58,508 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 106,099 allied staff.
[range] 29,967,526 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 124,210,537 hostile staff.
[range] 177,912 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,353,310 allied staff.
[range] 5,731 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 12,449 allied staff.
[range] 500,399 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 943,241 allied staff.
[range] 67,129 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 159,486 allied staff.
[range] 9,572,948 allied Ninja attacked, killing 20,718,265 hostile staff.
[range] 1,283,172 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 2,715,952 allied staff.
[range] 917,320 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 2,091,257 hostile staff.
[raised] 24,467 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 13,933 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 40,543 allied staff.
[raised] 499 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 5,391,424 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 82,943,700 allied staff.
[range] 59,535 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 90,243 allied staff.
[range] 220,498 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 53,165 allied staff.
[range] 258 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 7,027 allied staff.
[range] 4,934,527 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 8,860,959 allied staff.
[range] 446,217 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 617,997 allied staff.
[range] 419 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 327 allied staff.
Stunned: 6,019,886 [£386,223,439,000] enemies stunned. 318,514 [£10,230,449,500] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 87,317,278 [£640,335,402,300] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 7,166,012 [£125,228,506,700] enemies disabled. 22,847,641 [£221,607,619,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 561,060,953 [£4,523,950,533,200] enemies dead. 98,738,054 [£1,017,900,539,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 8,860,959 [£192,628,216,400] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 24,467 [£611,675,000] enemies converted. 49,345 [£794,011,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 284,387 effectiveness.
You gained 1.34 fame.
You gained 1.51 honour.
You will soon be receiving £11,922,556,800 insurance.