R46 Battle Reports

[Yochoko]

i always considered the BRs against those in dishonourable range bad or unworthy of mentioning when you have the right route to kill the targets. anyway, bragging about how well you killed the 'easy' route for you undefended is blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to me tbh even in the honourable range, that is (like an SA killing an RPG that is higher isn't a surprise). :<

Twas more the fact that he was one of the multi's - I've got plenty of far more impressive BRs taking on routes which I can easily beat, I don't really send on an attack unless I think I'm going to win it...

if that was a part of the "killing the multis" operation, then, i understand him posting it. my stress was more on the 'bragging' part anyways. anyone would make 'impressive' BRs by hitting the easy routes for them or by hitting mini targets on the top of their route advantages. i just find those BRs uninteresting unless they have some circumstances or personal meanings. :|

But rushing anything over a long period with no success, then achieving victory can be a very rewarding feeling. Evans worked hard for his BR - Have a modicum of respect Fran, dearest.

but harriers are the noobiest unit. harrier rushing and completely zeroing a smaller robo. wow. so amazing -_-

 

[tobapopalos]

But rushing anything over a long period with no success, then achieving victory can be a very rewarding feeling. Evans worked hard for his BR - Have a modicum of respect Fran, dearest.

but harriers are the noobiest unit. harrier rushing and completely zeroing a smaller robo. wow. so amazing -_-

+1

+2

 

[xvi]

Why is it that the BR thread always becomes discussion after page 3

 

['Tiger']

Not enough good br's?

 

[Koeniej]

Not enough good br's?

Then you guys should stay more often, instead of queening out!

 

[LAFiN]

Terrible bash on SW

[range] 83,707,518 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 44,604,350 hostile staff.
[range] 862,390 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 10,430,738 allied staff.
[range] 30,940,822 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 69,116,383 hostile staff.
[range] 14,986,853 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,714,873 hostile staff.
[range] 134,834,967 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 86,863,309 hostile staff.
[range] 24,961,066 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,299,165 hostile staff.

Disabled: 69,116,383 [£556,170,027,900] enemies disabled.
Died: 10,430,738 [£59,617,606,800] friendlies dead. 137,481,697 [£5,010,827,178,900] enemies dead.

You gained 398,001 effectiveness.
You gained 3.27 fame.
You lost 3.00 honour.
You earned £7,242,583,302 bounty.

 

[Turkey]

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Battle Report - Defending against a Canoodle

[range] 45,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 13,334,223 hostile staff.
[range] 36,577,129 hostile Striker attacked, killing 9,969,918 allied staff.
[range] 99,250,911 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 454,829,751 hostile staff.
[range] 45,515,966 allied Harrier attacked, killing 95,698,546 hostile staff.
[range] 23,590,311 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 150,100,889 hostile staff.
[range] 14,872,734 allied Ranger attacked, killing 5,997,803 hostile staff.
[range] 4,937,373 allied Ninja attacked, killing 10,021,122 hostile staff.
[range] 16,108,949 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 111,968,566 hostile staff.
[range] 19,709,653 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 38,841,268 allied staff.
[range] 43,080,154 allied Marine attacked, killing 9,355,029 hostile staff.
[range] 27,190,671 hostile Marine attacked, killing 8,672,598 allied staff.
[range] 5,697,263 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 5,187,767 hostile staff.
[range] 453,405 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 190,295 allied staff.

Died: 856,493,696 [£9,051,833,959,000] enemies dead. 57,674,079 [£3,389,162,269,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 3,308,649 effectiveness.
You gained 14.34 fame.
You gained 14.01 honour.
You will soon be receiving £257,328,039,000 insurance.

 

[xvi]

much better

 

[LAFiN]

Battle Report - Attacking Zaheen
[range] 25,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,400,955 hostile staff.
[range] 1,417,436 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,868,460 allied staff.
[range] 7,923,849 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 115,379,056 hostile staff.

Died: 10,868,460 [£74,917,052,800] friendlies dead. 119,780,011 [£1,095,153,458,600] enemies dead.

You gained 1,700,920 effectiveness.
You gained 47.01 fame.
You gained 50.92 honour.
You earned £508,267,559,317 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £10,391,923,000 insurance.


Not sure why he didn't last tick me like everyone else...

 

[antisback]

Wanted to bump his ar up to protect himself for the rest of the round

 

[warrior]

Battle Report - Attacking Zaheen [xxxx]



[range] 40,000,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 47,154,685 hostile staff.
[range] 1,459 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,662 allied staff.
[range] 109,983,103 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 111,890,861 hostile staff.

Disabled: 47,154,685 [£192,144,047,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 10,662 [£93,351,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 111,890,861 [£1,020,635,664,200] enemies bribed.

You gained 1,837,143 effectiveness.
You gained 5.29 fame.
You lost 8.65 honour.
You will soon be receiving £13,948,000 insurance.

Battle Report - Attacking Zaheen [xxxx]
[middle] 39,999,969 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 38,070,757 hostile staff.
[middle] 14 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 79 allied staff.
[middle] 109,983,098 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 73,734,716 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,042,713 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 171,658,992 allied staff.

Disabled: 38,070,757 [£184,448,386,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 171,659,071 [£1,276,567,117,600] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 73,734,716 [£917,961,004,000] enemies bribed.

You gained 430,537 effectiveness.
You gained 3.21 fame.
You lost 60.38 honour.
You will soon be receiving £166,998,980,400 insurance

Battle Report - Attacking Zaheen [xxxx]



[close] 77,963,481 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 6,723,963 hostile staff.
[close] 146,883,234 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 16,453,221 allied staff.
[close] 88,060,257 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 67,760,652 hostile staff.
[close] 715,017 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 15,021,621 allied staff.

Disabled: 16,453,221 [£1,315,606,993,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,021,621 [£1,169,217,575,000] friendlies dead. 6,723,963 [£53,048,352,400] enemies dead.
Bribed: 67,760,652 [£856,314,757,800] enemies bribed.

You gained 344,021 effectiveness.
You gained 2.56 fame.
You lost 60.80 honour.
You earned £3,270,036,281 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £233,843,515,000 insurance.

 

[antisback]

Battle Report - Defending against Canoodle
[close] 4,949,072 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 4,184,542 hostile staff.
[close] 2,728,742 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,721,487 allied staff.
[close] 237 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 226 allied staff.
[close] 15,910,331 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 15,085,844 hostile staff.
[close] 32,425,290 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 33,286,733 allied staff.
[close] 2,101 hostile Serf attacked, killing 3,162 allied staff.
[close] 41,265 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 50,725 allied staff.
[close] 2,422,525 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 6,444,006 hostile staff.
[close] 9,918,978 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 18,577,555 allied staff.
[close] 115,237 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 1,241,457 hostile staff.
[close] 144,345,702 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,536,337,749 hostile staff.
[close] 21,399,447 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 282,087,260 allied staff.
[close] 12,924,046 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 578,122 hostile staff.
[close] 73,576,875 hostile Armoured Car attacked, killing 4,471,540 allied staff.
[close] 1,015,663 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,547,128 hostile staff.
[close] 25 hostile Biker attacked, killing 35 allied staff.
[close] 6,087,037 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 9,732,486 hostile staff.
[close] 57,317,627 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 101,968,009 allied staff.
[close] 214,610,452 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 48,928,589 hostile staff.
[close] 4,700,681 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 3,275,356 allied staff.
[close] 93,692,057 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 81,071,727 hostile staff.
[close] 168,428 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 399,403 allied staff.
[close] 44,666 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 86,320 allied staff.
[raised] 8,218 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 22,910,951 allied Assassin attacked, killing 11,237,756 hostile staff.
[close] 212,686 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 139,730 allied staff.
[close] 20,249,930 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 12,116,561 hostile staff.
[close] 27,382,543 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 11,304,412 allied staff.
[close] 1,966,941 allied Witch attacked, killing 2,596,469 hostile staff.
[close] 77,331,355 allied Harrier attacked, killing 81,387,135 hostile staff.
[close] 1,637,133 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,277,621 allied staff.
[close] 30,052 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 14,977 hostile staff.
[close] 3,107,124 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,066,078 allied staff.
[close] 22,356,706 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 15,170,894 hostile staff.
[close] 29,087 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 28,384 allied staff.
[close] 17 hostile Nutter attacked, disabling 4 allied staff.
[close] 584,754 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,096,064 allied staff.
[close] 4,486,188 allied Yob attacked, disabling 2,402,209 hostile staff.
[close] 43,281,911 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 4,711,748 allied staff.
[close] 7,111,637 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 3,448,573 hostile staff.
[close] 114,740,959 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 27,040,749 allied staff.
[close] 121,572 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 123,125 hostile staff.
[close] 683,591 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 826,224 allied staff.
[close] 19,238,481 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 73,081,513 hostile staff.
[close] 28,249,036 allied Ranger attacked, killing 55,002,142 hostile staff.
[close] 3,593,091 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 8,484,095 hostile staff.
[close] 198,306 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 486,921 allied staff.
[close] 24,884 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 15,823 allied staff.
[raised] 408 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 4,344 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 15,877 hostile staff.
[close] 4,696,257 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 4,613,462 allied staff.
[raised] 769,712 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 2,639,750 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,433,183 hostile staff.
[close] 54,936 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 58,217 allied staff.
[close] 3,508 hostile Zombie ate the brains of 6,018 allied staff.
[raised] 1,202 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 1,452,889 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 1,509,664 hostile staff.
[close] 223,538,683 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 256,787,787 allied staff.
[close] 1,630,634 allied Jeep attacked, killing 667,437 hostile staff.
[close] 133,471,519 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 24,268,651 allied staff.
[close] 162,140 allied Humvee attacked, killing 36,732 hostile staff.
[close] 95,317 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 11,561 allied staff.
[close] 173,702 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 238,003 allied staff.
[close] 69,050,087 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 44,118,812 allied staff.
[close] 6,206,463 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 4,471,157 hostile staff.
[close] 2,193 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,501 allied staff.
[close] 18,605 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 3,229 allied staff.
[close] 2,805 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 878 allied staff.
[close] 19 hostile Officer attacked, killing 2 allied staff.
[close] 4,600 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 1,129 hostile staff.
[close] 1,433,829 allied News Van attacked, distracting 5,470,392 hostile staff.
[close] 163,820 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 327,169 hostile staff.
[close] 2,679,071 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 2,654,515 allied staff.
[close] 89,849 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 190,980 hostile staff.
[close] 1,125,731 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 23,725,616 allied staff.
[close] 704,036 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 3,136 land. [990] tree. [1,732] bush. [188] flower. [226] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 1,573,333,190 [£8,299,519,556,500] enemies distracted. 333,292,194 [£1,659,733,695,700] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 12,294,788 [£242,934,929,200] enemies disabled. 50,330,056 [£953,791,898,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 399,194,692 [£11,125,734,760,500] enemies dead. 424,014,244 [£7,371,375,411,700] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 518,149 [£13,799,042,500] enemies bribed. 46,773,327 [£2,236,450,436,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 779,540 [£32,518,874,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 4,288,108 effectiveness.
You gained 12.16 fame.
You gained 17.43 honour.
You will soon be receiving £433,736,266,800 insurance.

 

[warrior]

Was a sweet BR

 

[antisback]

Bout time we got one MY POOR SA's!

 

['Tiger']

Battle Report - Attacking Phobis
[middle] 10,493,052 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,093,533 allied staff.
[middle] 141,420,515 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 21,853,467 hostile staff.

Died: 1,093,533 [£49,208,985,000] friendlies dead. 21,853,467 [£906,249,193,900] enemies dead.

Battle Report - Attacking Phobis
[range] 30,436,950 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,081,494 allied staff.
[range] 146,918,506 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 128,191,755 hostile staff.
[range] 2,228,900 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,998,157 allied staff.
[range] 15,586,584 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 2,406,301 allied staff.

Died: 7,485,952 [£336,867,840,000] friendlies dead. 128,191,755 [£2,692,416,444,400] enemies dead.

 

['Tiger']

Battle Report - Attacking ScallyWags
[close] 13,373 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 5,289 allied staff.
[close] 3,336,930 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,254,531 allied staff.
[close] 70,713,454 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 62,561,068 allied staff.
[close] 103,907,799 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 172,867,367 allied staff.
[close] 154,967,198 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 728,825,423 allied staff.
[close] 1,339,137 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 975,281 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 3,236 Gargantua.
[close] 25,818,283 allied Striker attacked, killing 10,719,816 hostile staff.
[close] 98,561 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 119,948 allied staff.
[close] 47,119,576 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 16,644,010 hostile staff.
[close] 40,961,463 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 254,700 allied staff.
[close] 2,036,623 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,675,792 allied staff.
[close] 11,466,840 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,419,965 allied staff.
[close] 7,095,505 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 3,261,415 allied staff.
[close] 18,717,129 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,653,888 allied staff.
[close] 691,128 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 546,503 allied staff.
[close] 3,631,344 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 5,186,984 allied staff.
[close] 18,007,790 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,019,065 hostile staff.
[close] 2,133,947 hostile White Wizard zapped 641,272 allied staff.
[close] 34,860,823 allied Marine attacked, killing 25,230,818 hostile staff.
[close] 346,029 hostile HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 402,352 allied staff.
[close] 133,913,934 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 96,354,997 hostile staff.
[close] 114,366,165 allied Jeep attacked, killing 13,448,496 hostile staff.
[close] 2,061,167 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,921,185 allied staff.
[close] 934,425 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,523,824 allied staff.
[close] 282,977 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 66,540 hostile staff.
[close] 600,616 hostile HQ Private attacked, killing 367,578 allied staff.
[close] 448,072 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 433,450 allied staff.
[close] 48,536 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 1,427,030 allied staff.
[close] 696,204 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 8,814,861 allied staff.

Distracted: 796,612,948 [£6,195,348,843,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 172,867,367 [£858,592,855,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 48,659,391 [£1,528,048,408,000] friendlies dead. 171,483,742 [£5,233,333,536,100] enemies dead.
Converted: 3,236 [£3,236,000,000] friendlies converted.


Battle Report - Attacking ScallyWags
[middle] 38,268,594 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 15,789,626 allied staff.
[middle] 6,722,580 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,150,816 allied staff.
[middle] 121,613,723 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 199,951,225 allied staff.
[middle] 55,687,499 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 725,636,772 allied staff.
[middle] 27,470,492 allied Striker attacked, killing 7,340,837 hostile staff.
[middle] 728,663 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 4,534,623 allied staff.
[middle] 92,298,380 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 19,765,156 hostile staff.
[middle] 21,216,210 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,610,054 allied staff.
[middle] 16,128,455 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 17,625,258 allied staff.
[middle] 117,758,077 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 49,518,960 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,406,334 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,915,659 allied staff.
[middle] 27,488,890 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 31,274,721 allied staff.
[middle] 5,473,580 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 6,539,605 allied staff.
[middle] 680,060 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 1,780,932 allied staff.
[middle] 27,605,296 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 125,069,958 allied staff.
[middle] 1,323,063 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,063,889 allied staff.
[middle] 9,112,270 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 13,695,364 allied staff.
[middle] 89,365,884 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 76,799,818 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,440,011 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 12,164,171 hostile staff.
[middle] 37,059,541 allied Marine attacked, killing 38,576,389 hostile staff.
[middle] 969,903 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 687,381 allied staff.
[middle] 119,228,109 allied Jeep attacked, killing 21,373,149 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,178,156 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 2,076,618 allied staff.
[middle] 3,472,059 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 701,553 allied staff.
[middle] 1,154 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 2,436 allied staff.
[middle] 3,239,445 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 16,574,506 allied staff.
[middle] 350,796 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 195,179 hostile staff.
[middle] 445,638 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 120,752 allied staff.
[middle] 700,231 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 686,067 allied staff.
[middle] 50,195 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 1,549,330 allied staff.
[middle] 722,436 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 9,199,292 allied staff.

Distracted: 730,616,320 [£4,822,102,414,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 207,561,279 [£1,154,731,563,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 251,058,838 [£4,102,987,273,400] friendlies dead. 225,733,659 [£8,401,423,545,100] enemies dead.


Battle Report - Attacking ScallyWags
[range] 73,404,671 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 31,199,623 allied staff.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 5,072,262 allied staff.
[range] 137,174,775 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 271,248,876 allied staff.
[range] 64,985,516 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 817,740,887 allied staff.
[range] 30,320,956 allied Striker attacked, killing 8,747,979 hostile staff.
[range] 1,979,972 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 11,939,699 allied staff.
[range] 117,052,567 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 167,152,840 hostile staff.
[range] 25,553,300 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 13,529,859 allied staff.
[range] 43,223,866 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 71,966,651 allied staff.
[range] 140,166,381 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 68,067,741 hostile staff.
[range] 7,999,038 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 6,420,625 allied staff.
[range] 51,417,946 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 148,680,447 allied staff.
[range] 18,311,103 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 38,846,582 allied staff.
[range] 7,540,426 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 28,956,406 allied staff.
[range] 35,866,104 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 236,180,596 allied staff.
[range] 2,040,745 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,727,867 allied staff.
[range] 19,127,144 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 31,670,275 allied staff.
[range] 107,670,198 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 97,495,504 hostile staff.
[range] 19,393,524 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 16,998,981 hostile staff.
[range] 39,364,285 allied Marine attacked, killing 44,962,931 hostile staff.
[range] 4,604,833 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,558,155 allied staff.
[range] 130,639,012 allied Jeep attacked, killing 26,909,062 hostile staff.
[range] 2,253,940 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 3,168,887 allied staff.
[range] 6,648,293 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 1,923,812 allied staff.
[range] 352,293 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 5,094,722 allied staff.
[range] 6,609,522 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 163,337,345 allied staff.
[range] 378,179 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 244,809 hostile staff.
[range] 2,803,209 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 760,329 allied staff.
[range] 879,019 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 883,528 allied staff.
[range] 739,476 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 9,612,043 allied staff.

Distracted: 826,889,379 [£5,913,272,916,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 284,778,735 [£1,323,955,799,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 797,851,362 [£7,858,748,053,000] friendlies dead. 430,579,847 [£11,626,352,001,300] enemies dead.

 

[antisback]

Battle Report - Defending Against Canoodle
[range] 129,671,136 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 65,274,723 hostile staff.
[range] 404,039 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 124,316 allied staff.
[range] 12,882,897 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 100,340,790 allied staff.
[range] 174 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 95 allied staff.
[range] 39,355,583 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 125,043,911 hostile staff.
[range] 8,690,620 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 16,062,693 allied staff.
[range] 18,549,690 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 228,943,922 hostile staff.
[range] 22,512,895 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 295,981,830 allied staff.
[range] 29,443,830 allied Striker attacked, killing 8,501,708 hostile staff.
[range] 21,884,095 hostile Striker attacked, killing 4,786,090 allied staff.
[range] 651,906 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,100,851 hostile staff.
[range] 101,488 hostile Biker attacked, killing 120,045 allied staff.
[range] 1,846,947 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 11,791,586 hostile staff.
[range] 702,034 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 4,364,530 allied staff.
[range] 129,504,715 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 642,352,113 hostile staff.
[range] 4 allied Vampire attacked, killing 8 hostile staff.
[range] 7,615,417 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 20,947,002 allied staff.
[range] 36,284 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 93,851 allied staff.
[raised] 7,867 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 3,353,052 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 3,264,090 hostile staff.
[range] 24,330 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 55,273 allied staff.
[range] 62,504,605 allied Assassin attacked, killing 63,049,263 hostile staff.
[range] 1,960,905 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,172,879 allied staff.
[range] 125,675,419 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 89,174,295 hostile staff.
[range] 4,144,799 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,688,662 allied staff.
[range] 165,630 allied Harrier attacked, killing 345,910 hostile staff.
[range] 36,885,228 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 46,505,189 allied staff.
[range] 2,144 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 7,187 hostile staff.
[range] 1,923 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 6,187 allied staff.
[range] 697 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 643 hostile staff.
[range] 2,697,964 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,646,353 allied staff.
[range] 89,075,247 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 287,083,196 hostile staff.
[range] 1,058,584 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,271,821 allied staff.
[range] 59,460,338 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 209,391,497 hostile staff.
[range] 902,254 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,171,256 allied staff.
[range] 13,375,775 allied Sniper attacked, killing 58,583,704 hostile staff.
[range] 110 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 313 allied staff.
[range] 31,145,701 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 214,651,568 hostile staff.
[range] 1,305,790 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 8,734,963 allied staff.
[range] 1,675 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,820 hostile staff.
[range] 248,051 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 355,381 allied staff.
[range] 26,223,422 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 171,366,730 hostile staff.
[range] 683,355 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,464,840 allied staff.
[range] 214,722 allied Ranger attacked, killing 189,201 hostile staff.
[range] 41,481,319 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 75,722,773 allied staff.
[range] 8,226,821 allied Ninja attacked, killing 12,202,396 hostile staff.
[range] 38,024,040 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 43,592,121 allied staff.
[range] 4 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 4 hostile staff.
[range] 11,899 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 34,458 allied staff.
[raised] 434 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 3,237,686 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 8,531,493 hostile staff.
[range] 14,246,780 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 168,962,029 hostile staff.
[range] 14,562,103 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 110,372,733 allied staff.
[range] 19,698,021 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 41,161,924 hostile staff.
[range] 216 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 158 allied staff.
[range] 28,977,417 allied Marine attacked, killing 32,623,352 hostile staff.
[range] 24,253,738 hostile Marine attacked, killing 24,782,065 allied staff.
[range] 10,305,089 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 16,655,970 hostile staff.
[range] 143,833 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 102,626 allied staff.
[range] 1,049,468 allied Jeep attacked, killing 307,781 hostile staff.
[range] 37,988 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 9,763 allied staff.
[range] 1,034,609 allied Humvee attacked, killing 178,786 hostile staff.
[range] 56,751 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 8,996 allied staff.
[range] 380,144 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 3,980,561 hostile staff.
[range] 10,976,380 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 84,069,700 hostile staff.
[range] 581,946 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,558,653 allied staff.
[range] 8,813 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 6,390 hostile staff.
[range] 26,178,302 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 25,538,244 allied staff.
[range] 194,503 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 176,077 allied staff.
[range] 212,681 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 138,338 allied staff.
[range] 45,425 allied Officer attacked, killing 13,983 hostile staff.

Stunned: 3,264,090 [£186,519,445,000] enemies stunned. 55,273 [£1,479,994,700] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 228,947,385 [£3,222,569,350,000] enemies distracted. 297,983,564 [£1,662,541,394,700] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 214,218,206 [£2,731,235,969,100] enemies disabled. 17,751,355 [£274,269,292,900] friendlies disabled.
Died: 2,061,215,300 [£24,336,993,663,200] enemies dead. 450,602,770 [£7,854,299,736,800] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 41,168,314 [£426,945,136,100] enemies bribed. 25,538,402 [£756,906,284,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 8,301 [£136,722,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 2,264,320 effectiveness.
You gained 3.94 fame.
You gained 4.78 honour.
You will soon be receiving £64,720,770,000 insurance.

 

[warrior]

Battle Report - Attacking womanizersl. []
[range] 129,671,136 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 65,274,723 allied staff.
[range] 404,039 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 124,316 hostile staff.
[range] 12,882,897 allied F-117 attacked, killing 100,340,790 hostile staff.
[range] 174 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 95 hostile staff.
[range] 39,355,583 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 125,043,911 allied staff.
[range] 8,690,620 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 16,062,693 hostile staff.
[range] 18,549,690 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 228,943,922 allied staff.
[range] 22,512,895 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 295,981,830 hostile staff.
[range] 29,443,830 hostile Striker attacked, killing 8,501,708 allied staff.
[range] 21,884,095 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,786,090 hostile staff.
[range] 651,906 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1,100,851 allied staff.
[range] 101,488 allied Biker attacked, killing 120,045 hostile staff.
[range] 1,846,947 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 11,791,586 allied staff.
[range] 702,034 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 4,364,530 hostile staff.
[range] 129,504,715 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 642,352,113 allied staff.
[range] 4 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 8 allied staff.
[range] 7,615,417 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 20,947,002 hostile staff.
[range] 36,284 allied Vampire attacked, killing 93,851 hostile staff.
[raised] 7,867 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 3,353,052 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 3,264,090 allied staff.
[range] 24,330 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 55,273 hostile staff.
[range] 62,504,605 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 63,049,263 allied staff.
[range] 1,960,905 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,172,879 hostile staff.
[range] 125,675,419 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 89,174,295 allied staff.
[range] 4,144,799 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,688,662 hostile staff.
[range] 165,630 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 345,910 allied staff.
[range] 36,885,228 allied Harrier attacked, killing 46,505,189 hostile staff.
[range] 2,144 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 7,187 allied staff.
[range] 1,923 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 6,187 hostile staff.
[range] 697 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 643 allied staff.
[range] 2,697,964 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,646,353 hostile staff.
[range] 89,075,247 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 287,083,196 allied staff.
[range] 1,058,584 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,271,821 hostile staff.
[range] 59,460,338 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 209,391,497 allied staff.
[range] 902,254 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,171,256 hostile staff.
[range] 13,375,775 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 58,583,704 allied staff.
[range] 110 allied Sniper attacked, killing 313 hostile staff.
[range] 31,145,701 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 214,651,568 allied staff.
[range] 1,305,790 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 8,734,963 hostile staff.
[range] 1,675 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,820 allied staff.
[range] 248,051 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 355,381 hostile staff.
[range] 26,223,422 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 171,366,730 allied staff.
[range] 683,355 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,464,840 hostile staff.
[range] 214,722 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 189,201 allied staff.
[range] 41,481,319 allied Ranger attacked, killing 75,722,773 hostile staff.
[range] 8,226,821 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 12,202,396 allied staff.
[range] 38,024,040 allied Ninja attacked, killing 43,592,121 hostile staff.
[range] 4 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 4 allied staff.
[range] 11,899 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 34,458 hostile staff.
[raised] 434 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 3,237,686 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 8,531,493 allied staff.
[range] 14,246,780 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 168,962,029 allied staff.
[range] 14,562,103 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 110,372,733 hostile staff.
[range] 19,698,021 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 41,161,924 allied staff.
[range] 216 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 158 hostile staff.
[range] 28,977,417 hostile Marine attacked, killing 32,623,352 allied staff.
[range] 24,253,738 allied Marine attacked, killing 24,782,065 hostile staff.
[range] 10,305,089 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 16,655,970 allied staff.
[range] 143,833 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 102,626 hostile staff.
[range] 1,049,468 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 307,781 allied staff.
[range] 37,988 allied Jeep attacked, killing 9,763 hostile staff.
[range] 1,034,609 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 178,786 allied staff.
[range] 56,751 allied Humvee attacked, killing 8,996 hostile staff.
[range] 380,144 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 3,980,561 allied staff.
[range] 10,976,380 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 84,069,700 allied staff.
[range] 581,946 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,558,653 hostile staff.
[range] 8,813 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 6,390 allied staff.
[range] 26,178,302 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 25,538,244 hostile staff.
[range] 194,503 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 176,077 hostile staff.
[range] 212,681 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 138,338 hostile staff.
[range] 45,425 hostile Officer attacked, killing 13,983 allied staff.

Stunned: 3,264,090 [£186,519,445,000] friendlies stunned. 55,273 [£1,479,994,700] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 228,947,385 [£3,222,569,350,000] friendlies distracted. 297,983,564 [£1,662,541,394,700] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 214,218,206 [£2,731,235,969,100] friendlies disabled. 17,751,355 [£274,269,292,900] enemies disabled.
Died: 2,061,215,300 [£24,336,993,663,200] friendlies dead. 450,602,770 [£7,854,299,736,800] enemies dead.
Bribed: 41,168,314 [£426,945,136,100] friendlies bribed. 25,538,402 [£756,906,284,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 8,301 [£136,722,000] enemies converted.

You gained 7,118,627 effectiveness.
You gained 8.43 fame.
You gained 12.15 honour.
You earned £185,185,722,159 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £2,285,665,355,900 insurance.


only way i was going to get my first global award LMAO

 

[Rooster]

Battle Report - Defending ScallyWags
[middle] 1,725,469 allied F-117 attacked, killing 16,676,837 hostile staff.
[middle] 27,907,910 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 31,519,206 allied staff.
[middle] 2,332,179 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 12,826,427 allied staff.
[middle] 44,547,968 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 51,862,424 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,641,819 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,551,230 hostile staff.
[middle] 69,608,233 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 18,997,617 allied staff.
[middle] 7,712,457 allied Harrier attacked, killing 5,951,482 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,201,713 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,276,727 hostile staff.
[middle] 449,754 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 82,513 hostile staff.
[middle] 728,572 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 4,052,952 hostile staff.

Disabled: 50,516,823 [£1,305,619,409,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 81,454,165 [£608,255,359,400] enemies dead. 12,826,427 [£52,107,213,400] friendlies dead.

You gained 109,843 effectiveness.
You gained 1.16 fame.
You gained 5.73 honour.
You will soon be receiving £93,351,800 insurance.



Mon 22nd Dec, year 5. Dusk
Battle Report - Defending ScallyWags
[range] 9,996,466 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,355,403 allied staff.
[range] 1,772,042 allied F-117 attacked, killing 22,306,091 hostile staff.
[range] 30,460,510 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 33,774,029 allied staff.
[range] 16,977,301 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 32,355,017 allied staff.
[range] 90,013 hostile Striker attacked, killing 8,235 allied staff.
[range] 12,315,507 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 4,231,596 allied staff.
[range] 36,113,682 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 127,654,781 hostile staff.
[range] 54,949 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 49,944 allied staff.
[range] 241 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 227 allied staff.
[raised] 33 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 929,162 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 810,498 allied staff.
[range] 2,829,509 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,359,612 hostile staff.
[range] 216,728 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 56,148 allied staff.
[range] 78,827,800 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 10,043,196 allied staff.
[range] 471,750 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 170,218 allied staff.
[range] 21 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 6 allied staff.
[range] 1,664,316 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 433,374 allied staff.
[range] 1,701,027 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 496,286 allied staff.
[range] 1,216,716 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 1,386,085 allied staff.
[range] 7,659 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 9,849 allied staff.
[range] 5,863 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 10,612 allied staff.
[range] 811,014 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 759,414 allied staff.
[range] 304,045 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 160,320 allied staff.
[range] 220 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 65 allied staff.
[raised] 4 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 1,544,237 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 608,341 allied staff.
[range] 54,188 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 86,550 allied staff.
[range] 9,850,178 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 5,010,394 allied staff.
[range] 252,822 hostile Marine attacked, killing 101,353 allied staff.
[range] 817,871 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 316,919 allied staff.
[range] 975,477 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 147,933 allied staff.
[range] 2,145,672 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 4,339,564 hostile staff.
[range] 116,417 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 10,202 allied staff.
[range] 5,069 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 12,537 allied staff.
[range] 650,268 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 375,356 allied staff.
[range] 2,112 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,589 allied staff.
[range] 4,156 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 673 allied staff.
[range] 391,549 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 807,564 hostile staff.
[range] 22,387 hostile Officer attacked, killing 7,716 allied staff.
[range] 714,495 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 19,363,706 hostile staff.

Stunned: 810,498 [£46,711,880,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 32,355,017 [£1,214,931,662,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 43,817,225 [£1,122,596,309,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 176,831,318 [£2,489,446,970,500] enemies dead. 11,421,595 [£624,260,081,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 5,385,750 [£292,590,578,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 37 [£628,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 171,771 effectiveness.
You gained 1.70 fame.
You gained 2.74 honour.
You will soon be receiving £7,522,012,400 insurance.

 

[LAFiN]

Battle Report - Defending QS
We played hide and seek for a while, until it became apparent that we couldn't all fit behind the same lamppost.