R46 Battle Reports

[Dax]

Battle Report - Defending vs Resistance
[r/m] 20,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 7,207,949 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,405,974 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,862,485 allied staff.
[r/m] 15,080,735 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 9,349,568 hostile staff.
[r/m] 9,988,532 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 29,672,480 hostile staff.
[r/m] 23,966,979 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 135,491,137 hostile staff.
[range] 2,383,687 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 27,865,956 allied staff.
[middle] 4,181,585 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,484,031 allied staff.
[middle] 498,374 hostile Biker attacked, killing 634,400 allied staff.
[r/m] 7,480,183 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 3,299,485 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,032,933 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 15,046,129 allied staff.
[middle] 2,204,891 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,019,310 allied staff.
[middle] 652,253 hostile Witch attacked, killing 1,402,075 allied staff.
[r/m] 8,144,907 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,042,582 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,375,164 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 441,737 allied staff.
[r/m] 6,098,802 allied Harrier attacked, killing 4,680,269 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,679,091 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,885,186 allied staff.
[middle] 7,778,921 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 5,940,694 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,852,339 allied Sniper attacked, killing 3,901,573 hostile staff.
[middle] 76,411 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 145,748 allied staff.
[r/m] 14,763,019 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 11,579,292 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,780,242 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,293,628 allied staff.
[range] 6,434,594 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,646,050 allied staff.
[middle] 3,717,980 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 3,314,467 allied staff.
[r/m] 11,062,557 allied Ranger attacked, killing 8,540,437 hostile staff.
[middle] 633,218 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 486,503 allied staff.
[r/m] 663 allied Automoton attacked, killing 117 hostile staff.
[r/m] 11,429,826 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 5,579,455 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,217,868 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,261,470 allied staff.
[raised] 490,595 new nanobots were assimilated.
[r/m] 4,419,322 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,789,418 hostile staff.
[middle] 500,326 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 385,442 allied staff.
[middle] 539,941 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 130,772 allied staff.
[r/m] 581,131 allied Humvee attacked, killing 51,670 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,275,237 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,231,970 allied staff.

Distracted: 135,491,137 [£1,746,405,393,600] enemies distracted. 27,865,956 [£277,832,556,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 31,715,062 [£531,746,380,100] enemies disabled. 441,737 [£20,051,534,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 55,979,233 [£2,457,356,937,700] enemies dead. 46,170,360 [£1,369,700,701,800] friendlies dead.
Converted: 490,595 [£20,604,990,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 174,551 effectiveness.
You gained 1.46 fame.
You gained 1.67 honour.
You will soon be receiving £4,477,329,200 insurance.

 

[Amanala]

Man, I'd hate to be on the losing end of that.

 

[Its not personalits Bush]

When you say resistance,what do you mean..more than one ally against you there?

 

[Slavi]

FOR THE FUN

Battle Report - Attacking LAH member
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 150,578 allied staff.
[close] 32,289,029 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 997,212 allied staff.
[m/c] 20,000,000 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 23,038,704 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,000,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 788,919 allied staff.
[middle] 3,621,641 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,465,453 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,853,169 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 10,993,330 hostile staff.
[close] 963,925 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 496,668 hostile staff.
[close] 26,334,639 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 2,611,558 allied staff.
[m/c] 880,808 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 232,765 allied staff.
[close] 14,938,790 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 4,525,579 hostile staff.
[raised] 481,255 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 2,999,435 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,854,319 hostile staff.
[middle] 199,988 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 122,317 hostile staff.

Distracted: 2,169,474 [£110,302,498,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 25,650,262 [£293,457,609,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 20,457,666 [£206,726,245,500] enemies dead.
Converted: 481,255 [£20,212,710,000] enemies converted.

You gained 147,053 effectiveness.
You gained 6.36 fame.
You gained 13.19 honour.
You earned £7,193,226,066 bounty.



and this one is the total PWNAGE by LAH on ME, Zaheen and Tash

Battle Report - Attacking LAH member
[range] 21,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,343,565 allied staff.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 7,489,483 allied staff.
[range] 2,755,284 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 30,408,849 hostile staff.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,558,822 allied staff.
[range] 9,162,140 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 18,753,305 allied staff.
[range] 5,762,169 allied Harrier attacked, killing 9,628,475 hostile staff.
[range] 1,534,762 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,276,916 hostile staff.
[range] 2,033,351 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,082,078 hostile staff.
[range] 5,962,790 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 13,447,507 hostile staff.
[range] 1,255,997 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 7,546,036 allied staff.
[range] 7,058,801 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 49,750,272 allied staff.
[range] 670,907 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,920,874 hostile staff.
[range] 881,838 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,433,483 hostile staff.
[range] 16,924,009 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 19,303,896 allied staff.
[range] 1,066,913 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 2,504,700 hostile staff.
[range] 5,827,123 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 4,127,028 allied staff.
[range] 247,272 allied Jeep attacked, killing 135,411 hostile staff.
[range] 1,311,647 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 180,890 allied staff.
[range] 1,143,845 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 29,982,069 hostile staff.

Distracted: 33,119,248 [£219,370,155,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 6,558,822 [£144,467,196,900] friendlies disabled.
Died: 115,494,475 [£2,321,938,924,800] friendlies dead. 64,701,114 [£741,005,915,400] enemies dead.

You gained 341,185 effectiveness.
You gained 2.98 fame.
You gained 7.94 honour.
You earned £23,354,205,526 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £89,680,423,200 insurance.

just want to thank everybody in the battle for the show ... does it worth ? hell yea

 

[Elderveld]

The first wave, they coverd 20 id's, and yeash it was Canoodle/SM, not sure if there were solo's involved. Second hit was an mass hit whit 3 ids coverd. 1 real 2 fake, results are above shown

 

[No-Dachi]

As far as I could tell from the IDs on the first hit there were Canoodle/SM/SW, and maybe a few randoms - I'm not all up to date on the members of SW. The second hit seemed to me to be just Canoodle and SM, but again, I was planning defence so something might have slipped by. However, it was 3 allies plus, so it probably qualifies as a resistance.

 

[Slavi]

I thought that there were 5 alliances + solos :?

 

[No-Dachi]

To be fair there are not five alliances in this game that would matter in attacking rank1 at this stage.

 

[Twigley]

Yet again another BR in which I'm not invited to...
Bored

 

[Zaheen]

Yet again another BR in which I'm not invited to...
Bored

That makes two of us...

 

[willymchilybily]

i always wounder why alliances do that. every time a resistance fails it is because no one cba to plan a proper hit. so they mass 3 ids, 1 real and 2 fake. and everytime they get meager land or lose the BR. a pitty. not that i care who wins. just a pitty they got impatient. or got lazy. though a few solos seemed to have capatalised on it.

its good to have a few solos near the top. it deters rank 1's members suiciding on purpose for targets. and every one in can grow.

 

[Alcibiades]

i forget which round it was, but we were rank 1, and got massed pretty hard on like 18 IDs, and we lost a bit of land they lost something like all their flak. then they came back on 2 (maybe 3?) IDs, and we zeroed them. I understand that in those circumstances the flak loss cost them the ability to mass more than 2/3 IDs, but it's just lazy, and stupid and asking to get owned. Especially when we were all online and had planted by then. Should've waited for us to get tired of being online and logging off, then tried again. Most resistances are utterly crap.

The 2/3 ID mass is always the worst possible tactic unless you have overwhelming troop superiority as a resistance (which is unlikely, because, face it, you're a resistance!). The odds are simply not on your side in this case. It's just sheer laziness and deserves to lose.

 

[Zaheen]

Loads of pointless history.

Just keep cheating the victory and posting BRs.

You couldn't have done it without cheating, there are still solos there now with more land than half your alliance, and you know something? They didn't even take any from the alliance you bashed, they took it from the alliances before you even sent at them.

Just remember one simple fact here, whilst you SQ the first week to get developments. A solo player has to buy / spend and waste half their funds to protect land and cover themselves where as the allied player can just mass flak (CGs for some of you) and just flak your way through everything when LET aren't even out. None of you have even hit me ONCE since I got Nanos, you only ever hit me on the retal because you are scared of me harming your flak.

 

[Garrett2]

Loads of pointless dribble about how rough solos have it. especially when they choose to be solo.

Also, sand in the vagina

whee

 

[Zaheen]

I was banned for being a royal prick, now I am unbanned I will continue to be exactly that.

"All that matters is I'm better than you will ever be, solo or allied it matters not to me.

Now go crawl back under your bridge, one day I will throw you some food so you need not buy a fridge."

-The Poet.

 

[Garrett2]

a br for the thread! justice has been done this day

Battle Report - Attacking a troll [lol]
[range] 1,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 5,428 hostile staff.

Died: 5,428 [£249,688,000] enemies dead.

You gained 175 effectiveness.
You gained 3.51 fame.
You gained 6.83 honour.
You earned £17,071,689 bounty.

 

[Zaheen]

a br for the thread! justice has been done this day

Battle Report - Attacking The Best [1337]
[range] 1,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 5,428 hostile staff.

Died: 5,428 [£249,688,000] enemies dead.

You gained 175 effectiveness.
You gained 3.51 fame.
You gained 6.83 honour.
You earned £17,071,689 bounty.

You should have stayed all 3 ticks, pussy boy.

 

[Garrett2]

a br for the thread! justice has been done this day

Battle Report - Attacking The Best [1337]
[range] 1,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 5,428 hostile staff.

Died: 5,428 [£249,688,000] enemies dead.

You gained 175 effectiveness.
You gained 3.51 fame.
You gained 6.83 honour.
You earned £17,071,689 bounty.

You should have stayed all 3 ticks, pussy boy.

why must you devolve with every post?

 

[Zaheen]

why must you devolve with every post?

Because you are deluded.

I fixed it for you, I have an IQ bigger than you, and vision better than you. Now people can see clearly what happened.

"Any further questions for me today? Or can I go far away to learn how to read, write and maybe even learn how to play."

 

[Zaheen]

It's just sheer laziness and deserves to lose.

You're an idiot Alci...because this is the reason the player base has declined. Some players like to share their phone number and be called upon in the middle of the night to win a text based web game. The rest of us like to sleep and love rebuilding - as this is what games are about, and the most fun I've ever had in this game is when I bounce back from the dead. The look on my enemies faces is just priceless.

Somebody has to lose, but I cannot believe that after this many rounds you feel the way you always have, naive and stupid. They don't deserve to lose because they don't care, they deserve to win. Scally deserve to win even more than Noodles, just sayin'.

Some people bring fun to the table, and some rip every ounce of fun out of the game for others. Your team are doing that to the remainder of the player base and you're all too stupid to see it. I could go on for another decade but I'd only be wasting my time because your mentality and brain is not as intelligent as mine, you all take drugs and you're all thick as a potato.

Seriously, I'm not even trying to be offensive - I just wish you had fun like the rest of us.