R46 Battle Reports
- Thread starter Dax
- Start date
edd
Tree Surgeon
Battle Report - Defending Vs hero
[range] 4,454,608 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,106,623 hostile staff.
[close] 2,603 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 2,262 hostile staff.
[r/c] 5,731,639 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 11,854,636 hostile staff.
[r/c] 5,368,223 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 26,737,934 hostile staff.
[r/c] 2,157,364 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,667,400 hostile staff.
[range] 626,779 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 620,741 hostile staff.
[r/c] 576,885 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,479,671 hostile staff.
[range] 28,143,670 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 13,040,061 allied staff.
[close] 14,933,457 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 5,733,416 allied staff.
[range] 2,756,382 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 2,330,316 allied staff.
[close] 615,900 allied White Wizard zapped 1,022,159 hostile staff.
[r/c] 1 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 13 hostile staff.
[range] 704,184 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 114,774 allied staff.
[range] 829,222 hostile Officer attacked, killing 86,651 allied staff.
[close] 130,639 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,179 land. [291] tree. [733] bush. [86] flower. [69] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 2,262 [£5,047,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 12,475,377 [£112,168,992,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 34,013,800 [£802,883,917,300] enemies dead. 21,305,218 [£897,260,455,900] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,139,417 effectiveness.
You gained 35.43 fame.
You gained 75.29 honour.
You will soon be receiving £79,709,520,400 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending
[middle] 6,249,185 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,369,375 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,227,207 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 16,356,044 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,358,393 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 27,202,640 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,974,594 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,820,352 allied staff.
[middle] 3,037,126 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,978,691 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,944,443 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,266,444 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,367,926 allied Harrier attacked, killing 2,733,658 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,985,025 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,696,064 allied staff.
[middle] 15,179,793 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 7,904,677 allied staff.
[middle] 58,746 allied Sniper attacked, killing 351,249 hostile staff.
[middle] 242,537 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 810,233 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,540,292 allied Humvee attacked, killing 907,147 hostile staff.
Stunned: 1,820,352 [£95,071,938,100] friendlies stunned.
Disabled: 17,622,488 [£157,293,386,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 37,352,993 [£616,702,705,800] enemies dead. 12,600,741 [£485,794,176,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 759,159 effectiveness.
You gained 28.55 fame.
You gained 55.80 honour.
You will soon be receiving £34,012,983,600 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending
[range] 8,948,842 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,427,240 hostile staff.
[range] 15,000,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 27,413,531 hostile staff.
[range] 10,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 38,477,406 hostile staff.
[range] 2,857,155 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 2,835,146 allied staff.
[range] 4,526,296 allied Assassin attacked, killing 4,321,148 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,400,534 hostile staff.
[range] 2,887,656 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,077,122 hostile staff.
[range] 19,104,414 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 43,919,676 allied staff.
[range] 21,199,252 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 16,721,499 allied staff.
[range] 155,315 allied Sniper attacked, killing 959,637 hostile staff.
[range] 412,115 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,637,283 hostile staff.
[range] 3,714,103 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,406,095 hostile staff.
Stunned: 2,835,146 [£141,449,929,100] friendlies stunned.
Disabled: 30,814,065 [£272,687,795,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 56,305,931 [£947,577,866,000] enemies dead. 60,641,175 [£845,496,336,300] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,104,677 effectiveness.
You gained 30.43 fame.
You gained 53.50 honour.
You will soon be receiving £44,976,752,200 insurance.
[range] 4,454,608 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,106,623 hostile staff.
[close] 2,603 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 2,262 hostile staff.
[r/c] 5,731,639 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 11,854,636 hostile staff.
[r/c] 5,368,223 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 26,737,934 hostile staff.
[r/c] 2,157,364 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,667,400 hostile staff.
[range] 626,779 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 620,741 hostile staff.
[r/c] 576,885 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,479,671 hostile staff.
[range] 28,143,670 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 13,040,061 allied staff.
[close] 14,933,457 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 5,733,416 allied staff.
[range] 2,756,382 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 2,330,316 allied staff.
[close] 615,900 allied White Wizard zapped 1,022,159 hostile staff.
[r/c] 1 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 13 hostile staff.
[range] 704,184 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 114,774 allied staff.
[range] 829,222 hostile Officer attacked, killing 86,651 allied staff.
[close] 130,639 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,179 land. [291] tree. [733] bush. [86] flower. [69] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 2,262 [£5,047,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 12,475,377 [£112,168,992,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 34,013,800 [£802,883,917,300] enemies dead. 21,305,218 [£897,260,455,900] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,139,417 effectiveness.
You gained 35.43 fame.
You gained 75.29 honour.
You will soon be receiving £79,709,520,400 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending
[middle] 6,249,185 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,369,375 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,227,207 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 16,356,044 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,358,393 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 27,202,640 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,974,594 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,820,352 allied staff.
[middle] 3,037,126 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,978,691 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,944,443 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,266,444 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,367,926 allied Harrier attacked, killing 2,733,658 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,985,025 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,696,064 allied staff.
[middle] 15,179,793 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 7,904,677 allied staff.
[middle] 58,746 allied Sniper attacked, killing 351,249 hostile staff.
[middle] 242,537 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 810,233 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,540,292 allied Humvee attacked, killing 907,147 hostile staff.
Stunned: 1,820,352 [£95,071,938,100] friendlies stunned.
Disabled: 17,622,488 [£157,293,386,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 37,352,993 [£616,702,705,800] enemies dead. 12,600,741 [£485,794,176,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 759,159 effectiveness.
You gained 28.55 fame.
You gained 55.80 honour.
You will soon be receiving £34,012,983,600 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending
[range] 8,948,842 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,427,240 hostile staff.
[range] 15,000,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 27,413,531 hostile staff.
[range] 10,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 38,477,406 hostile staff.
[range] 2,857,155 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 2,835,146 allied staff.
[range] 4,526,296 allied Assassin attacked, killing 4,321,148 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,400,534 hostile staff.
[range] 2,887,656 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,077,122 hostile staff.
[range] 19,104,414 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 43,919,676 allied staff.
[range] 21,199,252 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 16,721,499 allied staff.
[range] 155,315 allied Sniper attacked, killing 959,637 hostile staff.
[range] 412,115 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,637,283 hostile staff.
[range] 3,714,103 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,406,095 hostile staff.
Stunned: 2,835,146 [£141,449,929,100] friendlies stunned.
Disabled: 30,814,065 [£272,687,795,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 56,305,931 [£947,577,866,000] enemies dead. 60,641,175 [£845,496,336,300] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,104,677 effectiveness.
You gained 30.43 fame.
You gained 53.50 honour.
You will soon be receiving £44,976,752,200 insurance.
Defending against FeR
Battle Report - Defending ScallyWags
[range] 3,250,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 18,494,415 hostile staff.
[range] 49,027 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 65,155 allied staff.
[range] 4,496,959 allied Harrier attacked, killing 12,150,030 hostile staff.
[range] 23,954,231 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 85,783,930 hostile staff.
[range] 159,714 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 65,004 allied staff.
[range] 733,766 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,038,672 allied staff.
[range] 91,101 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,343,138 hostile staff.
[range] 1,170 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 943 hostile staff.
Stunned: 65,155 [£2,636,864,800] friendlies stunned.
Died: 117,772,456 [£1,050,679,915,200] enemies dead. 2,103,676 [£84,742,670,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,358,173 effectiveness.
You gained 59.99 fame.
You gained 59.80 honour.
You will soon be receiving £14,856,372,800 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending ScallyWags
[range] 3,250,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 18,494,415 hostile staff.
[range] 49,027 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 65,155 allied staff.
[range] 4,496,959 allied Harrier attacked, killing 12,150,030 hostile staff.
[range] 23,954,231 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 85,783,930 hostile staff.
[range] 159,714 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 65,004 allied staff.
[range] 733,766 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,038,672 allied staff.
[range] 91,101 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,343,138 hostile staff.
[range] 1,170 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 943 hostile staff.
Stunned: 65,155 [£2,636,864,800] friendlies stunned.
Died: 117,772,456 [£1,050,679,915,200] enemies dead. 2,103,676 [£84,742,670,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,358,173 effectiveness.
You gained 59.99 fame.
You gained 59.80 honour.
You will soon be receiving £14,856,372,800 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking Scallywags
[range] 18,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 7,305,790 hostile staff.
[range] 44,500,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 13,313,075 hostile staff.
[range] 4,000,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 26,417,728 hostile staff.
[range] 2,000,000 allied Automoton attacked, killing 6,360,696 hostile staff.
[range] 3,000,000 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,216,780 hostile staff.
Died: 54,614,069 [£1,192,287,746,100] enemies dead.
[range] 18,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 12,445,729 hostile staff.
[range] 3,980,642 hostile Striker attacked, killing 801,989 allied staff.
[range] 19,674,638 allied Harrier attacked, killing 46,287,085 hostile staff.
[range] 3,952,432 allied Sniper attacked, killing 23,561,457 hostile staff.
[range] 14,926,336 allied Ranger attacked, killing 172,262 hostile staff.
[range] 2,978,469 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,567,524 hostile staff.
[range] 2,771,684 allied Humvee attacked, killing 236,403 hostile staff.
Died: 801,989 [£44,380,063,000] friendlies dead. 89,270,460 [£1,928,451,309,000] enemies dead.
Just 2 i saw
[range] 18,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 7,305,790 hostile staff.
[range] 44,500,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 13,313,075 hostile staff.
[range] 4,000,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 26,417,728 hostile staff.
[range] 2,000,000 allied Automoton attacked, killing 6,360,696 hostile staff.
[range] 3,000,000 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,216,780 hostile staff.
Died: 54,614,069 [£1,192,287,746,100] enemies dead.
[range] 18,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 12,445,729 hostile staff.
[range] 3,980,642 hostile Striker attacked, killing 801,989 allied staff.
[range] 19,674,638 allied Harrier attacked, killing 46,287,085 hostile staff.
[range] 3,952,432 allied Sniper attacked, killing 23,561,457 hostile staff.
[range] 14,926,336 allied Ranger attacked, killing 172,262 hostile staff.
[range] 2,978,469 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,567,524 hostile staff.
[range] 2,771,684 allied Humvee attacked, killing 236,403 hostile staff.
Died: 801,989 [£44,380,063,000] friendlies dead. 89,270,460 [£1,928,451,309,000] enemies dead.
Just 2 i saw
edd
Tree Surgeon
Yea, not all our brs are getting posted so I didn't had those ones
edd
Tree Surgeon
Battle Report - Defending
[r/m] 3,995,120 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,813,818 hostile staff.
[range] 91,852,619 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 9,334,754 allied staff.
[middle] 29,577,724 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 15,501,942 allied staff.
[range] 2,955,268 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 261,707 allied staff.
[r/m] 1 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 13 hostile staff.
Distracted: 15,501,942 [£34,313,320,400] friendlies distracted.
Died: 3,813,831 [£136,081,452,400] enemies dead. 9,596,461 [£324,270,380,300] friendlies dead.
You gained 252,825 effectiveness.
You gained 23.10 fame.
You gained 81.93 honour.
You will soon be receiving £44,751,897,640 insurance.
From an rpg in scallywags. Check out that honour gain
edd
Tree Surgeon
A guy at my last job showed me this. I've been laughing about it for 6 months now.
"I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!"
somehow i got to rank 58 doing jack sh*t, and got killed while afk (1.73 hr/day). While my account fades away yet again for the rest of the round, fortunately it was some decent BRs (imo). Cheers FFX.
Battle Report - Defending Me
[range] 4,000,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 6,259,960 hostile staff.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,058,274 allied staff.
[range] 9,211,601 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 13,422,405 allied staff.
[range] 5,718,559 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 16,993,825 hostile staff.
[range] 2,492,132 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 7,374,182 hostile staff.
[range] 3,157,918 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 2,342,100 allied staff.
[range] 4,672,399 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 903,275 allied staff.
Stunned: 6,259,960 [£227,165,703,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 5,058,274 [£113,646,373,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 24,368,007 [£125,341,608,600] enemies dead. 16,667,780 [£329,141,321,600] friendlies dead.
You gained 312,193 effectiveness.
You gained 8.44 fame.
You gained 16.32 honour.
You will soon be receiving £61,146,867,400 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Me
[middle] 2,293,002 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 3,502,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,613,313 allied Witch attacked, killing 5,039,280 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,797,133 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,661,434 allied staff.
[middle] 7,823,975 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 5,587,949 allied staff.
[middle] 3,339,668 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 7,118,951 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,019,102 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,959,199 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,857,038 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 1,310,597 allied staff.
[middle] 4,513,900 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 823,010 allied staff.
Stunned: 3,502,409 [£128,413,373,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 3,661,434 [£105,539,108,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,117,430 [£227,166,617,000] enemies dead. 7,721,556 [£243,014,732,800] friendlies dead.
You gained 405,255 effectiveness.
You gained 31.78 fame.
You gained 17.80 honour.
You will soon be receiving £47,481,474,200 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Me
[close] 623,913 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 598,267 hostile staff.
[close] 3,283,750 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,689,703 hostile staff.
[close] 4,595,938 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 6,811,704 hostile staff.
[close] 101,709 allied Yob attacked, disabling 144,895 hostile staff.
[close] 4,520,833 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 977,520 allied staff.
[close] 76,694 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 330 land. [150] tree. [180] bush. [0] flower. [0] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 598,267 [£2,266,168,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 144,895 [£333,334,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 8,501,407 [£100,973,043,800] enemies dead. 977,520 [£26,933,685,800] friendlies dead.
You gained 146,607 effectiveness.
You gained 52.48 fame.
You gained 16.77 honour.
You will soon be receiving £5,217,377,200 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Me
[range] 4,000,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 6,259,960 hostile staff.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,058,274 allied staff.
[range] 9,211,601 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 13,422,405 allied staff.
[range] 5,718,559 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 16,993,825 hostile staff.
[range] 2,492,132 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 7,374,182 hostile staff.
[range] 3,157,918 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 2,342,100 allied staff.
[range] 4,672,399 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 903,275 allied staff.
Stunned: 6,259,960 [£227,165,703,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 5,058,274 [£113,646,373,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 24,368,007 [£125,341,608,600] enemies dead. 16,667,780 [£329,141,321,600] friendlies dead.
You gained 312,193 effectiveness.
You gained 8.44 fame.
You gained 16.32 honour.
You will soon be receiving £61,146,867,400 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Me
[middle] 2,293,002 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 3,502,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,613,313 allied Witch attacked, killing 5,039,280 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,797,133 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,661,434 allied staff.
[middle] 7,823,975 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 5,587,949 allied staff.
[middle] 3,339,668 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 7,118,951 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,019,102 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,959,199 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,857,038 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 1,310,597 allied staff.
[middle] 4,513,900 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 823,010 allied staff.
Stunned: 3,502,409 [£128,413,373,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 3,661,434 [£105,539,108,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,117,430 [£227,166,617,000] enemies dead. 7,721,556 [£243,014,732,800] friendlies dead.
You gained 405,255 effectiveness.
You gained 31.78 fame.
You gained 17.80 honour.
You will soon be receiving £47,481,474,200 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Me
[close] 623,913 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 598,267 hostile staff.
[close] 3,283,750 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,689,703 hostile staff.
[close] 4,595,938 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 6,811,704 hostile staff.
[close] 101,709 allied Yob attacked, disabling 144,895 hostile staff.
[close] 4,520,833 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 977,520 allied staff.
[close] 76,694 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 330 land. [150] tree. [180] bush. [0] flower. [0] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 598,267 [£2,266,168,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 144,895 [£333,334,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 8,501,407 [£100,973,043,800] enemies dead. 977,520 [£26,933,685,800] friendlies dead.
You gained 146,607 effectiveness.
You gained 52.48 fame.
You gained 16.77 honour.
You will soon be receiving £5,217,377,200 insurance.
Oh I <3 you Twigs aha!
Zaheen
BANNED
Believe it or not, I didn't even spy my attacks to notice you had a RPG/TL combo against me, not that I cared?Nothing like pointless spite
Battle Report - Defending against zaheen
[middle] 23,579,974 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 14,024,383 hostile staff.
[close] 191,849 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 221,256 hostile staff.
[close] 250,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 252,715 allied staff.
[m/c] 68,033,212 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 180,597,038 hostile staff.
[middle] 21,623,954 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 12,858,982 hostile staff.
[middle] 40,164,340 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 63,396,136 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,557,446 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 54,182,646 allied staff.
[close] 93,794 allied Yob attacked, disabling 138,729 hostile staff.
[close] 46,713 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 104,735 allied staff.
[middle] 9,311,970 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 23,087,138 allied staff.
[raised] 3,037,503 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 2,448,563 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 8,209,015 allied staff.
[close] 1,496,864 allied HQ Private attacked, killing 3,664,917 hostile staff.
[middle] 96,563 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 2,972,980 allied staff.
[close] 359,460 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,640 land. [480] tree. [1,920] bush. [128] flower. [112] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 221,256 [£640,672,000] enemies distracted. 252,715 [£802,425,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 193,594,749 [£852,204,430,000] enemies disabled. 104,735 [£368,326,800] friendlies disabled.
Died: 81,085,436 [£1,635,892,509,200] enemies dead. 88,451,779 [£1,141,192,924,400] friendlies dead.
Converted: 3,037,503 [£127,575,126,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 1,038,742 effectiveness.
You gained 22.98 fame.
You gained 32.92 honour.
You will soon be receiving £55,453,552,000 insurance.
Congrats Canoodle a deserved victory (except for a certain 2 players who know why they don't deserve it) - even if we kinda threw it away.
I can finally play the ftf I was promised at the beginning of the round
_____
Tue 25th Oct, year 2. Evening Attacking DaxTheNoob [X]
Battle Report - Attacking DaxTheNoob [X]
[f][close] 100,000 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,359 land. [300] tree. [842] bush. [154] flower. [63] grass. [0] uncultivated. [/f]
[f]You stole 1,359 land. [300] tree. [842] bush. [154] flower. [63] grass. [0] uncultivated.[/f]
[f]You earned £23,243,220 bounty.[/f]
Tue 25th Oct, year 2. Evening Attacking Chris_ [X]
Battle Report - Attacking Chris_ [X]
[h][close] 172,360 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 143,064 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 64,308,476 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 81,027,042 allied staff.[/h]
[f][close] 1,252,258 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 1,093,409 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][close] 9,155,074 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 8,834,058 hostile staff.[/f]
[h][close] 79,754 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 17,801 allied staff.[/h]
[f][close] 9,730,968 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 5,725,849 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][raised] 2,927,034 new nanobots were assimilated.[/f]
[f][close] 3,961,113 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 12,541,211 hostile staff.[/f]
[h][close] 1,132,415 hostile HQ Private attacked, killing 256,427 allied staff.[/h]
[f][close] 97,488 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 3,104,618 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][close] 180,859 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,252 land. [408] tree. [1,635] bush. [112] flower. [97] grass. [0] uncultivated. [/f]
Distracted: [h]143,064 [£337,343,200] friendlies distracted.[/h]
Disabled: [h]81,044,843 [£350,974,441,200] friendlies disabled.[/h]
Died: [h]256,427 [£13,737,104,000] friendlies dead.[/h] [f]31,299,145 [£1,212,066,947,800] enemies dead.[/f]
Converted: [f]2,927,034 [£122,935,428,000] enemies converted.[/f]
[f]You stole 2,252 land. [408] tree. [1,635] bush. [112] flower. [97] grass. [0] uncultivated.[/f]
[f]You gained 346,184 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You gained 69.23 fame.[/f]
[h]You lost 75.73 honour.[/h]
[f]You earned £29,407,130,957 bounty.[/f]
Tue 25th Oct, year 2. Afternoon Attacking DaxTheNoob [X]
Battle Report - Attacking DaxTheNoob [X]
[f][close] 50,000 allied Seed Thief stole 4,999,997 stored seeds. [455,634] tree. [1,844,557] bush. [1,315,481] flower. [1,384,325] grass. [/f]
[f][close] 400,000 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,592 land. [352] tree. [988] bush. [180] flower. [72] grass. [0] uncultivated. [/f]
[f][close] 100,000 allied Stealth Thief stole 5 land. [1] tree. [4] bush. [0] flower. [0] grass. [0] uncultivated. [/f]
Tue 25th Oct, year 2. Afternoon Attacking Chris_ [X]
Battle Report - Attacking Chris_ [X]
[h][middle] 23,579,974 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 14,024,383 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 191,849 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 221,256 allied staff.[/h]
[f][close] 250,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 252,715 hostile staff.[/f]
[h][m/c] 68,033,212 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 180,597,038 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 21,623,954 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 12,858,982 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 40,164,340 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 63,396,136 allied staff.[/h]
[f][middle] 8,557,446 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 54,182,646 hostile staff.[/f]
[h][close] 93,794 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 138,729 allied staff.[/h]
[f][close] 46,713 allied Yob attacked, disabling 104,735 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][middle] 9,311,970 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 23,087,138 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][raised] 3,037,503 new nanobots were assimilated.[/f]
[f][middle] 2,448,563 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 8,209,015 hostile staff.[/f]
[h][close] 1,496,864 hostile HQ Private attacked, killing 3,664,917 allied staff.[/h]
[f][middle] 96,563 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 2,972,980 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][close] 359,460 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,640 land. [480] tree. [1,920] bush. [128] flower. [112] grass. [0] uncultivated. [/f]
Distracted: [h]221,256 [£640,672,000] friendlies distracted.[/h] [f]252,715 [£802,425,000] enemies distracted.[/f]
Disabled: [h]193,594,749 [£852,204,430,000] friendlies disabled.[/h] [f]104,735 [£368,326,800] enemies disabled.[/f]
Died: [h]81,085,436 [£1,635,892,509,200] friendlies dead.[/h] [f]88,451,779 [£1,141,192,924,400] enemies dead.[/f]
Converted: [f]3,037,503 [£127,575,126,000] enemies converted.[/f]
[f]You gained 68,323 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You gained 10.79 fame.[/f]
[h]You lost 72.92 honour.[/h]
[f]You earned £21,139,186,408 bounty.[/f]
[f]You will soon be receiving £294,139,694,200 insurance.[/f]
Tue 25th Oct, year 2. Noon Attacking DaxTheNoob [X]
Battle Report - Attacking DaxTheNoob [X]
We went down to the pub to have a pint and a fight, since not a lot was happening here.
Tue 25th Oct, year 2. Noon Attacking Chris_ [X]
Battle Report - Attacking Chris_ [X]
[f][middle] 733,247 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 211,217 hostile staff.[/f]
[h][all] 5,704,119 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 34,751,087 allied staff.[/h]
[h][r/m] 2,814,447 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 9,177,021 allied staff.[/h]
[f][range] 14,833,775 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 11,347,724 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][close] 98,815 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 3,116 land. [565] tree. [2,262] bush. [155] flower. [134] grass. [0] uncultivated. [/f]
Died: [h]43,928,108 [£167,974,988,000] friendlies dead.[/h] [f]11,558,941 [£412,416,765,000] enemies dead.[/f]
[f]You gained 329,424 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You gained 18.50 fame.[/f]
[h]You lost 39.82 honour.[/h]
[f]You earned £8,271,061,346 bounty.[/f]
[f]You will soon be receiving £13,939,882,600 insurance.[/f]
Thu 22nd Sep, year 2. Midnight Attacking Chris_ [X]
Battle Report - Attacking Chris_ [X]
[h][range] 70,000,000 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 16,834,370 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 5,000,000 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 810,895 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 23,500,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,882,076 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 44,043,959 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 14,306,021 allied staff.[/h]
[f][range] 3,620,448 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 28,067,574 hostile staff.[/f]
[f][range] 9,978,064 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 202,801,552 hostile staff.[/f]
Disabled: [h]22,716,446 [£1,047,839,990,600] friendlies disabled.[/h]
Died: [h]15,116,916 [£829,018,750,000] friendlies dead.[/h] [f]230,869,126 [£1,519,439,935,600] enemies dead.[/f]
[f]You gained 499,925 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You gained 45.20 fame.[/f]
[h]You lost 61.80 honour.[/h]
[f]You earned £266,678,284,014 bounty.[/f]
[f]You will soon be receiving £165,803,750,000 insurance.[/f]
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The above attacks on Chris_ and the one I did a day earlier actually gave me no bounty at all. I killed almost 5-10 trillion on my own that week, and barely took any losses up until this. I was robbed over 2 tril bounty on these last waves due to repeat attacks, else I would have probably taken Rank 1 Bounty as well and been bigger, not that I'm complaining. After waving your alliance that night I ended up almost twice the size of Rank 2...even with the defence that was only directed at me, and not a single member of Noodles.
I took way too much land, but since your alliance was so weak, and unable to defend against my attacks that I just couldn't help myself. It is a shame that your alliance disbanded, because I was really going to enjoy bashing each and every last one of you out of my range all round, but no. You all decided to restart/quit like a bunch of sore losers...kinda cute though.
I'd appreciate you all stop accusing me of creating now as well, just because you can't play solo doesn't mean I'm cheating. I'm also not responsible for creating a bunch of LAH clones to wave your new alliance, even though personally I think it's hilarious because you all deserve it.
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Zaheen
BANNED
Thu 22nd Sep, year 2. Morning Attacking Puny god [400]
Battle Report - Attacking Puny god [400]
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 794,458 allied staff.
[close] 7,891,101 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 3,960,334 hostile staff.
[close] 26,242,269 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 4,252,842 allied staff.
[close] 4,404,048 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,283,322 hostile staff.
[close] 756,376 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 1 allied staff.
[close] 26,338,195 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 2,769,196 hostile staff.
[raised] 321,237 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 16,039,074 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,563,428 hostile staff.
[close] 99,162 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 3,127,472 hostile staff.
Distracted: 5,047,300 [£25,203,326,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1 [£60,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,703,752 [£150,256,500,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 321,237 [£13,491,954,000] enemies converted.
You gained 175,167 effectiveness.
You gained 12.95 fame.
You gained 8.96 honour.
You earned £5,865,845,772 bounty.
Thu 22nd Sep, year 2. Midnight Attacking Puny god [400]
Battle Report - Attacking Puny god [400]
[range] 70,000,000 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 16,834,370 allied staff.
[range] 5,000,000 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 810,895 allied staff.
[range] 23,500,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,882,076 allied staff.
[range] 44,043,959 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 14,306,021 allied staff.
[range] 3,620,448 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 28,067,574 hostile staff.
[range] 9,978,064 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 202,801,552 hostile staff.
Disabled: 22,716,446 [£1,047,839,990,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,116,916 [£829,018,750,000] friendlies dead. 230,869,126 [£1,519,439,935,600] enemies dead.
You gained 499,925 effectiveness.
You gained 45.20 fame.
You lost 61.80 honour.
You earned £266,678,284,014 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £165,803,750,000 insurance.
Mon 12th Sep, year 2. Midnight Attacking Puny god [400]
Battle Report - Attacking Puny god [400]
[close] 12,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 100,000 allied staff.
[close] 83,500,000 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 14,135,813 allied staff.
[close] 4,291,338 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,172,315 hostile staff.
[close] 21,304,417 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 3,871,943 hostile staff.
[raised] 789,443 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 10,069,446 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 10,730,580 hostile staff.
[close] 98,987 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 3,646,579 hostile staff.
Distracted: 100,000 [£6,000,000,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 14,135,813 [£805,571,898,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 19,421,417 [£318,209,904,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 789,443 [£33,156,606,000] enemies converted.
You gained 385,296 effectiveness.
You gained 9.59 fame.
You gained 19.90 honour.
You earned £25,297,574,275 bounty.
Sun 11th Sep, year 2. Afternoon Attacking Puny god [400]
Battle Report - Attacking Puny god [400]
[range] 95,301 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 15,871 allied staff.
[range] 30,929 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,047 allied staff.
[range] 4,998,555 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 126,958 hostile staff.
The corpse of a Hamster from Hell disappeared in a small puff of smoke.
Disabled: 22,918 [£1,367,741,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 126,958 [£2,371,599,400] enemies dead.
You gained 2,678 effectiveness.
You gained 7.81 fame.
You gained 7.98 honour.
You earned £198,029,988 bounty.
Sun 11th Sep, year 2. Afternoon Death Popped By!
With a flash of lightning and a lot of putrid, sulphuric smoke, a tall, thin figure appeared, clad entirely in black, face covered by a large hood, and carrying a dangerous looking scythe. We don't think it was any of the local farmers. In a voice that seemed to bypass our ears and drill straight in to our brains, it spoke;
YOU HAVE AIDED THE KILLING OF A HAMSTER FROM HELL. THANK YOU.
It disappeared with another flash which seemed to suck the plumes of sulphuric smoke with it. Our bank account appears to have gone up by £6,666,666,666 funds.
Sun 4th Sep, year 2. Midnight Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 69 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 123 allied staff.
[range] 4,999,998 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 69 hostile staff.
Died: 69 [£5,175,000] enemies dead. 123 [£2,977,200] friendlies dead.
You gained 8 effectiveness.
You gained 1.05 fame.
You gained 8.52 honour.
You will soon be receiving £562,000 insurance.
Sun 28th Aug, year 2. Evening Attacking Small Problem - Dwarf Shortage [2620]
Battle Report - Attacking Small Problem - Dwarf Shortage [2620]
[range] 13,967,562 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,237,821 allied staff.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,022,349 allied staff.
[range] 34,378,621 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 14,528,804 hostile staff.
[range] 4,454,127 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,485,703 hostile staff.
[range] 55,857,443 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 32,810,388 allied staff.
[range] 437 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 2,255 allied staff.
[range] 11,094,808 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 67,048,470 allied staff.
[range] 487,430 allied Ninja attacked, killing 75,547 hostile staff.
[range] 4,162,528 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 19,953,309 allied staff.
Disabled: 32,810,388 [£359,139,582,800] friendlies disabled.
Died: 94,264,204 [£1,310,180,103,200] friendlies dead. 17,090,054 [£859,482,347,000] enemies dead.
You gained 0 effectiveness.
Sun 28th Aug, year 2. Early hours Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 1,710,875 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 7,709,766 allied staff.
[range] 4,990,944 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,751,003 hostile staff.
Died: 1,751,003 [£87,360,329,000] enemies dead. 7,709,766 [£31,849,761,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 24.56 fame.
You will soon be receiving £3,017,982,000 insurance.
Sat 27th Aug, year 2. Noon Defending A Dream Within A Dream [5154]
Battle Report - Defending A Dream Within A Dream [5154]
[close] 9,530,023 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 2,100,000 allied staff.
[close] 5,000,000 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 15,443,207 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 2,226 Gargantua.
[close] 17,000,000 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 9,322,266 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,464,068 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 266,272 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 25,160 allied staff.
[close] 4,996,476 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,752,065 hostile staff.
Distracted: 2,100,000 [£10,200,000,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 27,517,538 [£472,678,432,200] enemies dead. 25,160 [£1,204,380,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 2,466,294 [£105,716,856,000] enemies converted.
You gained 204,540 effectiveness.
You gained 0.95 fame.
You gained 0.70 honour.
You will soon be receiving £223,370,400 insurance.
Fri 26th Aug, year 2. Noon Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[close] 1,000,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 975,271 hostile staff.
[close] 1,337 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 6,184 hostile staff.
[close] 87,267,409 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 162,455,136 allied staff.
[close] 11,952 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 20,110 hostile staff.
[close] 3,149 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 21,374 hostile staff.
[close] 1,341,447 allied Yob attacked, disabling 2,035,907 hostile staff.
[close] 21,813,526 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 94,594,749 hostile staff.
[close] 6,022,671 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 27,207,409 hostile staff.
[raised] 917,962 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 9,195,632 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 114,045,018 hostile staff.
[close] 1,383,326 allied Stunbot attacked, disabling 804,182 hostile staff.
[close] 9,990 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 292,426 hostile staff.
Distracted: 975,271 [£3,166,729,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 97,434,838 [£266,729,294,600] enemies disabled. 162,455,136 [£521,585,353,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 141,592,521 [£429,212,033,800] enemies dead.
Converted: 917,962 [£38,554,404,000] enemies converted.
You gained 218,284 effectiveness.
You gained 1.09 fame.
You gained 4.28 honour.
Thu 25th Aug, year 2. Afternoon Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
Battle Report - Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
[close] 643,191 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 79,514 allied staff.
[close] 32,545,994 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 6,438,752 allied staff.
[close] 8,889,616 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 21,707,338 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 7,786 Gargantua.
[close] 9,825,135 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,858,231 allied staff.
[close] 4,461,316 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 15,742,987 hostile staff.
[close] 120,439 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 35,940 allied staff.
[close] 19,710,201 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 9,093,265 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,415,936 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 1,674,422 hostile HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 705,341 allied staff.
[close] 7,802,152 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,230,348 hostile staff.
[close] 94,316 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 2,469,896 hostile staff.
Distracted: 10,412,437 [£566,725,650,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 705,341 [£30,324,010,000] friendlies dead. 53,243,834 [£1,181,263,247,300] enemies dead.
Converted: 3,423,722 [£151,255,312,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,796,096 effectiveness.
You gained 89.05 fame.
You gained 39.37 honour.
You earned £159,388,012,077 bounty.
Thu 25th Aug, year 2. Noon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 365,500,000 people from Puny god [400] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 25th Aug, year 2. Noon Hack detected
Our IDS alerted us of a possible hack attempt, but we couldn't trace the hackers IP in time.
Thu 25th Aug, year 2. Noon Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
Battle Report - Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
[middle] 34,753,326 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 7,316,668 allied staff.
[middle] 4,741,645 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,055,394 hostile staff.
[middle] 157,167 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 14,727 allied staff.
[middle] 20,080,001 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 3,524,846 hostile staff.
[raised] 792,325 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 8,922,973 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,077,170 hostile staff.
[middle] 94,686 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 2,958,360 hostile staff.
Distracted: 7,331,395 [£370,728,805,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 28,615,770 [£271,893,557,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 792,325 [£33,277,650,000] enemies converted.
You gained 410,967 effectiveness.
You gained 27.95 fame.
You gained 33.55 honour.
You earned £15,593,187,675 bounty.
Thu 25th Aug, year 2. Morning Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
Battle Report - Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
[range] 35,000,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 7,193,444 allied staff.
[range] 4,756,731 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 31,433,284 hostile staff.
[range] 163,928 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 15,794 allied staff.
[range] 8,858,447 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 202,560,501 hostile staff.
Distracted: 7,209,238 [£367,868,081,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 233,993,785 [£539,424,135,600] enemies dead.
You gained 762,551 effectiveness.
You gained 5.36 fame.
You gained 34.58 honour.
You earned £18,569,207,916 bounty.
Sun 14th Aug, year 2. Early hours Attacking Sipper [8055]
Battle Report - Attacking Sipper [8055]
[middle] 638 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 257 hostile staff.
The corpse of a Hamster from Hell disappeared in a small puff of smoke.
Died: 257 [£11,201,000] enemies dead.
You gained 8 effectiveness.
You lost 1.21 honour.
You earned £56,545 bounty.
Sun 14th Aug, year 2. Early hours Death Popped By!
With a flash of lightning and a lot of putrid, sulphuric smoke, a tall, thin figure appeared, clad entirely in black, face covered by a large hood, and carrying a dangerous looking scythe. We don't think it was any of the local farmers. In a voice that seemed to bypass our ears and drill straight in to our brains, it spoke;
YOU HAVE AIDED THE KILLING OF A HAMSTER FROM HELL. THANK YOU.
It disappeared with another flash which seemed to suck the plumes of sulphuric smoke with it. Our bank account appears to have gone up by £6,666,666,666 funds.
Wed 3rd Aug, year 2. Evening Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 17,600,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 50,000 allied staff.
Died: 50,000 [£2,300,000,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 368 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £460,000,000 insurance.
Wed 3rd Aug, year 2. Noon Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 737,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 10,000 allied staff.
Died: 10,000 [£460,000,000] friendlies dead.
You will soon be receiving £92,000,000 insurance.
Wed 3rd Aug, year 2. Dawn Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 1 ticks, 737,000 people from Chibaku tensei [3258] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Tue 2nd Aug, year 2. Evening Hack detected
Our IDS alerted us of a possible hack attempt, but we couldn't trace the hackers IP in time.
Tue 2nd Aug, year 2. Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 122,766,268 people from Desperate Dan I Eat's Cow Pie I Do [8346] will arrive to attack you.
Tue 2nd Aug, year 2. Evening Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[close] 10,000,000 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 3,061,637 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 71,665 Gargantua.
[middle] 908,396 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 98,865 hostile staff.
[raised] 5,871 new nanobots were assimilated.
Died: 3,160,502 [£92,442,300,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 77,536 [£71,911,582,000] enemies converted.
You gained 138,053 effectiveness.
You gained 11.22 fame.
You gained 18.14 honour.
Thu 14th Jul, year 2. Afternoon Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 2,650,065 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 4,488,575 allied staff.
[range] 2,418,354 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,650,065 hostile staff.
Died: 2,650,065 [£198,754,875,000] enemies dead. 4,488,575 [£88,663,173,200] friendlies dead.
You gained 14.59 fame.
You will soon be receiving £16,491,883,000 insurance.
Tue 12th Jul, year 2. Early hours Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 50,000,000 employees to attack [Player deleted from game], they are set to arrive in 4 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35% attack range.
Tue 12th Jul, year 2. Early hours Recalled Hostiles
You recalled 50,000,000 employees that were sent to attack [Player deleted from game].
Tue 12th Jul, year 2. Early hours Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 50,000,000 employees to attack [Player deleted from game], they are set to arrive in 4 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35% attack range.
Mon 11th Jul, year 2. Noon Motion alarms
Motion alarms were beeping along various corridors, but we could not see anybody. Somebody is obviously trying to spy.
Mon 11th Jul, year 2. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 6 ticks, 1 person from [Player deleted from game] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Fri 8th Jul, year 2. Evening Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 184,919 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 410,946 allied staff.
[range] 2,499,856 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 184,919 hostile staff.
Died: 184,919 [£5,547,570,000] enemies dead. 410,946 [£1,172,316,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 18.49 fame.
You will soon be receiving £42,791,600 insurance.
Wed 29th Jun, year 2. Morning Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 80,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 119,517 allied staff.
[range] 2,497,373 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 80,000 hostile staff.
Died: 80,000 [£6,000,000,000] enemies dead. 119,517 [£2,757,710,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 5.60 fame.
You will soon be receiving £524,397,800 insurance.
Sun 26th Jun, year 2. Afternoon Defending Here I go again on my own... [685]
Battle Report - Defending Here I go again on my own... [685]
[range] 85,000,000 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 74,108,950 allied staff.
[range] 20,000,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,011,089 allied staff.
[range] 4,051,345 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,031,935 hostile staff.
[range] 2,140,567 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 15,618,575 hostile staff.
[range] 236,095 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 3,561,564 hostile staff.
[range] 3,448,368 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 92,313,846 hostile staff.
[range] 511 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 250 hostile staff.
[range] 762 allied Officer attacked, killing 728 hostile staff.
Disabled: 79,120,039 [£1,037,555,628,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 117,526,898 [£304,579,934,000] enemies dead.
You gained 391,239 effectiveness.
You gained 12.97 fame.
You gained 41.63 honour.
Sat 25th Jun, year 2. Afternoon Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[close] 5,000,000 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 673,569 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 23,642 Gargantua.
Died: 673,569 [£27,616,329,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 23,642 [£23,642,000,000] enemies converted.
You gained 26,424 effectiveness.
You gained 4.33 fame.
You gained 5.65 honour.
Thu 23rd Jun, year 2. Noon Defending Here I go again on my own... [685]
Battle Report - Defending Here I go again on my own... [685]
[close] 7,500,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 7,177,831 hostile staff.
[close] 74,580,727 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 74,259,075 allied staff.
[close] 2,180,100 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 3,379,124 hostile staff.
[close] 5,945,671 allied Harrier attacked, killing 8,861,803 hostile staff.
[close] 4,170,157 allied Yob attacked, disabling 6,390,626 hostile staff.
[close] 33,326,408 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 131,611,997 hostile staff.
[close] 2,446,472 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 21,978,241 hostile staff.
[close] 362,777 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 5,246,354 hostile staff.
[close] 4,482,072 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 20,373,056 hostile staff.
[close] 1,018 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 244 hostile staff.
[close] 1,593,651 allied Private attacked, killing 204,098 hostile staff.
[close] 1,026 allied Officer attacked, killing 173 hostile staff.
Distracted: 7,177,831 [£23,150,865,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 138,002,623 [£358,031,688,000] enemies disabled. 74,259,075 [£587,675,394,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 60,043,093 [£311,026,167,000] enemies dead.
You gained 101,297 effectiveness.
You gained 0.50 fame.
You gained 1.56 honour.
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Forum mods, enjoy editing the IDs because I really can't be bothered, you will probably remove this post like you do all my posts.
Here are some more BRs before LAH actually died, including me going head on with RPG players (as Nano), as well as all my incoming/defence.
Not even looked at it, just saved them.
Battle Report - Attacking Puny god [400]
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 794,458 allied staff.
[close] 7,891,101 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 3,960,334 hostile staff.
[close] 26,242,269 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 4,252,842 allied staff.
[close] 4,404,048 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,283,322 hostile staff.
[close] 756,376 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 1 allied staff.
[close] 26,338,195 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 2,769,196 hostile staff.
[raised] 321,237 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 16,039,074 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,563,428 hostile staff.
[close] 99,162 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 3,127,472 hostile staff.
Distracted: 5,047,300 [£25,203,326,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1 [£60,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,703,752 [£150,256,500,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 321,237 [£13,491,954,000] enemies converted.
You gained 175,167 effectiveness.
You gained 12.95 fame.
You gained 8.96 honour.
You earned £5,865,845,772 bounty.
Thu 22nd Sep, year 2. Midnight Attacking Puny god [400]
Battle Report - Attacking Puny god [400]
[range] 70,000,000 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 16,834,370 allied staff.
[range] 5,000,000 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 810,895 allied staff.
[range] 23,500,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,882,076 allied staff.
[range] 44,043,959 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 14,306,021 allied staff.
[range] 3,620,448 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 28,067,574 hostile staff.
[range] 9,978,064 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 202,801,552 hostile staff.
Disabled: 22,716,446 [£1,047,839,990,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,116,916 [£829,018,750,000] friendlies dead. 230,869,126 [£1,519,439,935,600] enemies dead.
You gained 499,925 effectiveness.
You gained 45.20 fame.
You lost 61.80 honour.
You earned £266,678,284,014 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £165,803,750,000 insurance.
Mon 12th Sep, year 2. Midnight Attacking Puny god [400]
Battle Report - Attacking Puny god [400]
[close] 12,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 100,000 allied staff.
[close] 83,500,000 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 14,135,813 allied staff.
[close] 4,291,338 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,172,315 hostile staff.
[close] 21,304,417 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 3,871,943 hostile staff.
[raised] 789,443 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 10,069,446 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 10,730,580 hostile staff.
[close] 98,987 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 3,646,579 hostile staff.
Distracted: 100,000 [£6,000,000,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 14,135,813 [£805,571,898,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 19,421,417 [£318,209,904,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 789,443 [£33,156,606,000] enemies converted.
You gained 385,296 effectiveness.
You gained 9.59 fame.
You gained 19.90 honour.
You earned £25,297,574,275 bounty.
Sun 11th Sep, year 2. Afternoon Attacking Puny god [400]
Battle Report - Attacking Puny god [400]
[range] 95,301 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 15,871 allied staff.
[range] 30,929 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,047 allied staff.
[range] 4,998,555 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 126,958 hostile staff.
The corpse of a Hamster from Hell disappeared in a small puff of smoke.
Disabled: 22,918 [£1,367,741,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 126,958 [£2,371,599,400] enemies dead.
You gained 2,678 effectiveness.
You gained 7.81 fame.
You gained 7.98 honour.
You earned £198,029,988 bounty.
Sun 11th Sep, year 2. Afternoon Death Popped By!
With a flash of lightning and a lot of putrid, sulphuric smoke, a tall, thin figure appeared, clad entirely in black, face covered by a large hood, and carrying a dangerous looking scythe. We don't think it was any of the local farmers. In a voice that seemed to bypass our ears and drill straight in to our brains, it spoke;
YOU HAVE AIDED THE KILLING OF A HAMSTER FROM HELL. THANK YOU.
It disappeared with another flash which seemed to suck the plumes of sulphuric smoke with it. Our bank account appears to have gone up by £6,666,666,666 funds.
Sun 4th Sep, year 2. Midnight Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 69 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 123 allied staff.
[range] 4,999,998 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 69 hostile staff.
Died: 69 [£5,175,000] enemies dead. 123 [£2,977,200] friendlies dead.
You gained 8 effectiveness.
You gained 1.05 fame.
You gained 8.52 honour.
You will soon be receiving £562,000 insurance.
Sun 28th Aug, year 2. Evening Attacking Small Problem - Dwarf Shortage [2620]
Battle Report - Attacking Small Problem - Dwarf Shortage [2620]
[range] 13,967,562 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,237,821 allied staff.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,022,349 allied staff.
[range] 34,378,621 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 14,528,804 hostile staff.
[range] 4,454,127 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,485,703 hostile staff.
[range] 55,857,443 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 32,810,388 allied staff.
[range] 437 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 2,255 allied staff.
[range] 11,094,808 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 67,048,470 allied staff.
[range] 487,430 allied Ninja attacked, killing 75,547 hostile staff.
[range] 4,162,528 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 19,953,309 allied staff.
Disabled: 32,810,388 [£359,139,582,800] friendlies disabled.
Died: 94,264,204 [£1,310,180,103,200] friendlies dead. 17,090,054 [£859,482,347,000] enemies dead.
You gained 0 effectiveness.
Sun 28th Aug, year 2. Early hours Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 1,710,875 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 7,709,766 allied staff.
[range] 4,990,944 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,751,003 hostile staff.
Died: 1,751,003 [£87,360,329,000] enemies dead. 7,709,766 [£31,849,761,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 24.56 fame.
You will soon be receiving £3,017,982,000 insurance.
Sat 27th Aug, year 2. Noon Defending A Dream Within A Dream [5154]
Battle Report - Defending A Dream Within A Dream [5154]
[close] 9,530,023 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 2,100,000 allied staff.
[close] 5,000,000 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 15,443,207 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 2,226 Gargantua.
[close] 17,000,000 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 9,322,266 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,464,068 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 266,272 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 25,160 allied staff.
[close] 4,996,476 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,752,065 hostile staff.
Distracted: 2,100,000 [£10,200,000,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 27,517,538 [£472,678,432,200] enemies dead. 25,160 [£1,204,380,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 2,466,294 [£105,716,856,000] enemies converted.
You gained 204,540 effectiveness.
You gained 0.95 fame.
You gained 0.70 honour.
You will soon be receiving £223,370,400 insurance.
Fri 26th Aug, year 2. Noon Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[close] 1,000,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 975,271 hostile staff.
[close] 1,337 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 6,184 hostile staff.
[close] 87,267,409 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 162,455,136 allied staff.
[close] 11,952 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 20,110 hostile staff.
[close] 3,149 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 21,374 hostile staff.
[close] 1,341,447 allied Yob attacked, disabling 2,035,907 hostile staff.
[close] 21,813,526 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 94,594,749 hostile staff.
[close] 6,022,671 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 27,207,409 hostile staff.
[raised] 917,962 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 9,195,632 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 114,045,018 hostile staff.
[close] 1,383,326 allied Stunbot attacked, disabling 804,182 hostile staff.
[close] 9,990 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 292,426 hostile staff.
Distracted: 975,271 [£3,166,729,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 97,434,838 [£266,729,294,600] enemies disabled. 162,455,136 [£521,585,353,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 141,592,521 [£429,212,033,800] enemies dead.
Converted: 917,962 [£38,554,404,000] enemies converted.
You gained 218,284 effectiveness.
You gained 1.09 fame.
You gained 4.28 honour.
Thu 25th Aug, year 2. Afternoon Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
Battle Report - Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
[close] 643,191 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 79,514 allied staff.
[close] 32,545,994 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 6,438,752 allied staff.
[close] 8,889,616 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 21,707,338 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 7,786 Gargantua.
[close] 9,825,135 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,858,231 allied staff.
[close] 4,461,316 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 15,742,987 hostile staff.
[close] 120,439 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 35,940 allied staff.
[close] 19,710,201 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 9,093,265 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,415,936 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 1,674,422 hostile HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 705,341 allied staff.
[close] 7,802,152 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,230,348 hostile staff.
[close] 94,316 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 2,469,896 hostile staff.
Distracted: 10,412,437 [£566,725,650,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 705,341 [£30,324,010,000] friendlies dead. 53,243,834 [£1,181,263,247,300] enemies dead.
Converted: 3,423,722 [£151,255,312,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,796,096 effectiveness.
You gained 89.05 fame.
You gained 39.37 honour.
You earned £159,388,012,077 bounty.
Thu 25th Aug, year 2. Noon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 3 ticks, 365,500,000 people from Puny god [400] will arrive to attack you.
Thu 25th Aug, year 2. Noon Hack detected
Our IDS alerted us of a possible hack attempt, but we couldn't trace the hackers IP in time.
Thu 25th Aug, year 2. Noon Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
Battle Report - Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
[middle] 34,753,326 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 7,316,668 allied staff.
[middle] 4,741,645 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,055,394 hostile staff.
[middle] 157,167 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 14,727 allied staff.
[middle] 20,080,001 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 3,524,846 hostile staff.
[raised] 792,325 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 8,922,973 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,077,170 hostile staff.
[middle] 94,686 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 2,958,360 hostile staff.
Distracted: 7,331,395 [£370,728,805,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 28,615,770 [£271,893,557,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 792,325 [£33,277,650,000] enemies converted.
You gained 410,967 effectiveness.
You gained 27.95 fame.
You gained 33.55 honour.
You earned £15,593,187,675 bounty.
Thu 25th Aug, year 2. Morning Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
Battle Report - Attacking Drunk and high at the same time [5004]
[range] 35,000,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 7,193,444 allied staff.
[range] 4,756,731 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 31,433,284 hostile staff.
[range] 163,928 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 15,794 allied staff.
[range] 8,858,447 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 202,560,501 hostile staff.
Distracted: 7,209,238 [£367,868,081,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 233,993,785 [£539,424,135,600] enemies dead.
You gained 762,551 effectiveness.
You gained 5.36 fame.
You gained 34.58 honour.
You earned £18,569,207,916 bounty.
Sun 14th Aug, year 2. Early hours Attacking Sipper [8055]
Battle Report - Attacking Sipper [8055]
[middle] 638 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 257 hostile staff.
The corpse of a Hamster from Hell disappeared in a small puff of smoke.
Died: 257 [£11,201,000] enemies dead.
You gained 8 effectiveness.
You lost 1.21 honour.
You earned £56,545 bounty.
Sun 14th Aug, year 2. Early hours Death Popped By!
With a flash of lightning and a lot of putrid, sulphuric smoke, a tall, thin figure appeared, clad entirely in black, face covered by a large hood, and carrying a dangerous looking scythe. We don't think it was any of the local farmers. In a voice that seemed to bypass our ears and drill straight in to our brains, it spoke;
YOU HAVE AIDED THE KILLING OF A HAMSTER FROM HELL. THANK YOU.
It disappeared with another flash which seemed to suck the plumes of sulphuric smoke with it. Our bank account appears to have gone up by £6,666,666,666 funds.
Wed 3rd Aug, year 2. Evening Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 17,600,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 50,000 allied staff.
Died: 50,000 [£2,300,000,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 368 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £460,000,000 insurance.
Wed 3rd Aug, year 2. Noon Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 737,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 10,000 allied staff.
Died: 10,000 [£460,000,000] friendlies dead.
You will soon be receiving £92,000,000 insurance.
Wed 3rd Aug, year 2. Dawn Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 1 ticks, 737,000 people from Chibaku tensei [3258] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -2 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Tue 2nd Aug, year 2. Evening Hack detected
Our IDS alerted us of a possible hack attempt, but we couldn't trace the hackers IP in time.
Tue 2nd Aug, year 2. Evening Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 122,766,268 people from Desperate Dan I Eat's Cow Pie I Do [8346] will arrive to attack you.
Tue 2nd Aug, year 2. Evening Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[close] 10,000,000 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 3,061,637 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 71,665 Gargantua.
[middle] 908,396 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 98,865 hostile staff.
[raised] 5,871 new nanobots were assimilated.
Died: 3,160,502 [£92,442,300,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 77,536 [£71,911,582,000] enemies converted.
You gained 138,053 effectiveness.
You gained 11.22 fame.
You gained 18.14 honour.
Thu 14th Jul, year 2. Afternoon Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 2,650,065 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 4,488,575 allied staff.
[range] 2,418,354 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,650,065 hostile staff.
Died: 2,650,065 [£198,754,875,000] enemies dead. 4,488,575 [£88,663,173,200] friendlies dead.
You gained 14.59 fame.
You will soon be receiving £16,491,883,000 insurance.
Tue 12th Jul, year 2. Early hours Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 50,000,000 employees to attack [Player deleted from game], they are set to arrive in 4 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35% attack range.
Tue 12th Jul, year 2. Early hours Recalled Hostiles
You recalled 50,000,000 employees that were sent to attack [Player deleted from game].
Tue 12th Jul, year 2. Early hours Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 50,000,000 employees to attack [Player deleted from game], they are set to arrive in 4 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35% attack range.
Mon 11th Jul, year 2. Noon Motion alarms
Motion alarms were beeping along various corridors, but we could not see anybody. Somebody is obviously trying to spy.
Mon 11th Jul, year 2. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 6 ticks, 1 person from [Player deleted from game] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Fri 8th Jul, year 2. Evening Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 184,919 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 410,946 allied staff.
[range] 2,499,856 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 184,919 hostile staff.
Died: 184,919 [£5,547,570,000] enemies dead. 410,946 [£1,172,316,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 18.49 fame.
You will soon be receiving £42,791,600 insurance.
Wed 29th Jun, year 2. Morning Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[range] 80,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 119,517 allied staff.
[range] 2,497,373 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 80,000 hostile staff.
Died: 80,000 [£6,000,000,000] enemies dead. 119,517 [£2,757,710,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 5.60 fame.
You will soon be receiving £524,397,800 insurance.
Sun 26th Jun, year 2. Afternoon Defending Here I go again on my own... [685]
Battle Report - Defending Here I go again on my own... [685]
[range] 85,000,000 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 74,108,950 allied staff.
[range] 20,000,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,011,089 allied staff.
[range] 4,051,345 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,031,935 hostile staff.
[range] 2,140,567 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 15,618,575 hostile staff.
[range] 236,095 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 3,561,564 hostile staff.
[range] 3,448,368 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 92,313,846 hostile staff.
[range] 511 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 250 hostile staff.
[range] 762 allied Officer attacked, killing 728 hostile staff.
Disabled: 79,120,039 [£1,037,555,628,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 117,526,898 [£304,579,934,000] enemies dead.
You gained 391,239 effectiveness.
You gained 12.97 fame.
You gained 41.63 honour.
Sat 25th Jun, year 2. Afternoon Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
Battle Report - Defending Nanomnomnom [7356]
[close] 5,000,000 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 673,569 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 23,642 Gargantua.
Died: 673,569 [£27,616,329,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 23,642 [£23,642,000,000] enemies converted.
You gained 26,424 effectiveness.
You gained 4.33 fame.
You gained 5.65 honour.
Thu 23rd Jun, year 2. Noon Defending Here I go again on my own... [685]
Battle Report - Defending Here I go again on my own... [685]
[close] 7,500,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 7,177,831 hostile staff.
[close] 74,580,727 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 74,259,075 allied staff.
[close] 2,180,100 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 3,379,124 hostile staff.
[close] 5,945,671 allied Harrier attacked, killing 8,861,803 hostile staff.
[close] 4,170,157 allied Yob attacked, disabling 6,390,626 hostile staff.
[close] 33,326,408 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 131,611,997 hostile staff.
[close] 2,446,472 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 21,978,241 hostile staff.
[close] 362,777 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 5,246,354 hostile staff.
[close] 4,482,072 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 20,373,056 hostile staff.
[close] 1,018 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 244 hostile staff.
[close] 1,593,651 allied Private attacked, killing 204,098 hostile staff.
[close] 1,026 allied Officer attacked, killing 173 hostile staff.
Distracted: 7,177,831 [£23,150,865,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 138,002,623 [£358,031,688,000] enemies disabled. 74,259,075 [£587,675,394,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 60,043,093 [£311,026,167,000] enemies dead.
You gained 101,297 effectiveness.
You gained 0.50 fame.
You gained 1.56 honour.
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Forum mods, enjoy editing the IDs because I really can't be bothered, you will probably remove this post like you do all my posts.
Here are some more BRs before LAH actually died, including me going head on with RPG players (as Nano), as well as all my incoming/defence.
Not even looked at it, just saved them.
wow if only i had the time and cared enough to link to every post talking about not caring and not spending so much time and contactable and utter crap.
if zaheen posted quickly enough, he could argue with himself. too bad the forums have a 30 second cool down between posts.
if zaheen posted quickly enough, he could argue with himself. too bad the forums have a 30 second cool down between posts.
Zaheen
BANNED
Stop it.
I slapped them into Notepad in the 2 weeks I was banned, and pasted them all here so the rest of you can see I wasn't cheating.
Zaheen
BANNED
Forgot I even had them actually...just stashed them with all the cheater BRs that I save.
Not entirely sure what your problem is, this is the BR thread. If you are just trolling because you have nothing better to do with your life why don't you go and eat some bricks?
I don't see you posting your constant drivel when somebody else posts a pointless BR, but these are all elite and interesting BRs by me, and others attacking me and my PNaps.
Just because you've done nothing all round but rush me with 69 Harriers, sad act.
i did that once. ooh. and that's about all i've played of this round. zing. you get me again. i guess i could learn to be like you and post on every thread taunting and denigrating everyone else. then i'll be a stand up citizen like you.
[range] 3,500,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,954,224 hostile staff.
Died: 1,954,224 [£146,566,800,000] enemies dead.
You gained 205,194 effectiveness.
You gained 54.13 fame.
You gained 47.50 honour.
[range] 3,500,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,954,224 hostile staff.
Died: 1,954,224 [£146,566,800,000] enemies dead.
You gained 205,194 effectiveness.
You gained 54.13 fame.
You gained 47.50 honour.
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Zaheen
BANNED
LOL
I usually reply with something constructive and funny, but when I read your replies I have nothing else to say apart from taunt you. Maybe if you were more like me then we'd get along, instead you just seem to want to go around spreading your bad sense of humour around the forums like bad odour that doesn't go away, even after you wash.
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you went to someone's recruitment thread to spew your bile. none of your other posts (before you go and say, i said usually) are funny nor constructive. it's sad mang.
I now say good day to you sir. I be done with your circular arguments and silly trolling.
[range] 4,500,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 3,122,692 hostile staff.
Died: 3,122,692 [£54,295,083,600] enemies dead.
You gained 76,013 effectiveness.
You gained 59.03 fame.
You gained 34.98 honour.
You earned £5,323,313,026 bounty.