antisback
Head Gardener
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2007
- Messages
- 429
TLDR:
Died: 2,086,094,173 [£23,927,798,010,600] enemies dead. 465,744,835 [£11,646,036,511,300] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 9,429,892 [£326,676,223,000] enemies bribed. 23,325,355 [£933,770,360,500] friendlies bribed.
Died: 396,493,573 [£16,472,727,819,600] enemies dead. 273,878,046 [£8,265,386,374,100] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 6,383,160 [£237,635,060,000] enemies bribed. 3,862,114 [£176,952,647,000] friendlies bribed.
Died: 148,427,947 [£7,417,554,415,600] enemies dead. 45,417,873 [£2,041,294,777,200] friendlies dead.
Battle Report - Defending Against Canoodle
[range] 102,701,388 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 79,589,757 hostile staff.
[range] 2,629,624 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 732,657 allied staff.
[range] 517,870,988 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 278,721,070 allied staff.
[range] 7,963,891 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 10,903,689 allied staff.
[range] 15,587,884 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 177,467,794 hostile staff.
[range] 23,825,841 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 270,975,685 allied staff.
[range] 26,830,043 allied Striker attacked, killing 20,582,107 hostile staff.
[range] 25,675,989 hostile Striker attacked, killing 5,095,905 allied staff.
[range] 260,630 allied Biker attacked, killing 573,418 hostile staff.
[range] 44,511 hostile Biker attacked, killing 22,451 allied staff.
[range] 7,518,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 49,500,471 hostile staff.
[range] 283,982 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 1,399,837 allied staff.
[range] 67,583,117 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 244,582,379 hostile staff.
[range] 6,616,328 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 13,911,246 allied staff.
[range] 19,820 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 40,102 allied staff.
[raised] 3,489 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 10,305,016 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 5,663,201 hostile staff.
[range] 57,478 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 101,176 allied staff.
[range] 11,947,133 allied Assassin attacked, killing 14,132,383 hostile staff.
[range] 2,290,116 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,028,245 allied staff.
[range] 5,559,652 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,666,817 allied staff.
[range] 62,663,517 allied Harrier attacked, killing 131,347,779 hostile staff.
[range] 2,707,076 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,486,360 allied staff.
[range] 190,590,504 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 606,720,892 hostile staff.
[range] 43 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 116 allied staff.
[range] 1,007 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 2,427 allied staff.
[range] 48,327,505 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 46,257,043 hostile staff.
[range] 2,711,543 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,224,760 allied staff.
[range] 66,529,002 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 177,591,268 hostile staff.
[range] 1,467,673 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,117,935 allied staff.
[range] 80,281,793 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 275,320,378 hostile staff.
[range] 829,055 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 757,506 allied staff.
[range] 220,944 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 551,600 allied staff.
[range] 39,178,864 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 254,113,063 hostile staff.
[range] 1,175,899 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,015,728 allied staff.
[range] 8,413 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 5,638 hostile staff.
[range] 453,239 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 483,388 allied staff.
[range] 18,569,526 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 53,628,593 hostile staff.
[range] 602,504 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,385,810 allied staff.
[range] 884,030 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,575,888 allied staff.
[range] 3,744,249 allied Ninja attacked, killing 2,333,548 hostile staff.
[range] 36,680,249 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 37,318,195 allied staff.
[range] 240,859 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 570,115 allied staff.
[range] 8,325 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 37,207 allied staff.
[raised] 614 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 400,718 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 512,322 hostile staff.
[range] 40,407 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 36,301 allied staff.
[range] 14,242,362 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 105,682,809 hostile staff.
[range] 19,885,810 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 82,461,706 allied staff.
[range] 18,592,251 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 9,429,892 hostile staff.
[range] 294,030 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 190,320 allied staff.
[range] 34,884,293 allied Marine attacked, killing 27,229,753 hostile staff.
[range] 37,586,095 hostile Marine attacked, killing 27,207,684 allied staff.
[range] 7,881,791 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,377,327 hostile staff.
[range] 228,648 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 132,751 allied staff.
[range] 825,640 allied Jeep attacked, killing 108,177 hostile staff.
[range] 34,448 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 7,210 allied staff.
[range] 896,664 allied Humvee attacked, killing 76,115 hostile staff.
[range] 45,066 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 5,706 allied staff.
[range] 314,983 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 315,641 hostile staff.
[range] 20,715,900 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 36,644,502 hostile staff.
[range] 468,774 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,848,036 allied staff.
[range] 29,040,816 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 23,135,035 allied staff.
[range] 321,206 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 231,992 allied staff.
[range] 3,519,384 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,131,491 hostile staff.
[range] 166,595 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 42,846 allied staff.
[range] 532 hostile Officer attacked, killing 203 allied staff.
Stunned: 5,663,201 [£293,311,737,500] enemies stunned. 101,176 [£4,135,237,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 223,730,475 [£2,713,045,227,600] enemies distracted. 272,683,833 [£1,712,903,828,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 12,570,506 [£253,901,934,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 2,086,094,173 [£23,927,798,010,600] enemies dead. 465,744,835 [£11,646,036,511,300] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 9,429,892 [£326,676,223,000] enemies bribed. 23,325,355 [£933,770,360,500] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 4,103 [£71,174,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 3,555,484 effectiveness.
You gained 5.26 fame.
You gained 6.32 honour.
You will soon be receiving £264,176,804,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Against Canoodle
[middle] 76,158,872 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 55,804,965 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,458,549 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 419,095 allied staff.
[middle] 321,306,534 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 108,718,683 allied staff.
[middle] 17,751 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 18,757 allied staff.
[middle] 6,591,935 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 8,821,113 allied staff.
[middle] 13,464,324 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 151,091,616 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,969,571 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 177,144,824 allied staff.
[middle] 25,194,197 allied Striker attacked, killing 18,631,758 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,710,536 hostile Striker attacked, killing 4,190,943 allied staff.
[middle] 202,684 allied Biker attacked, killing 424,952 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,807 hostile Biker attacked, killing 7,174 allied staff.
[middle] 4,957,028 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 30,892,914 hostile staff.
[middle] 112,329 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 642,783 allied staff.
[middle] 54,007,772 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 36,999,453 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,871,458 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,810,347 allied staff.
[middle] 10,681 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 24,142 allied staff.
[raised] 1,724 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 35,410,583 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 15,435,910 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,110 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 32,340 allied staff.
[middle] 8,775,479 allied Assassin attacked, killing 10,255,843 hostile staff.
[middle] 993,793 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 498,200 allied staff.
[middle] 1,501,273 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,226,343 hostile staff.
[middle] 60,383 hostile Witch attacked, killing 111,270 allied staff.
[middle] 4,196,159 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,431,301 allied staff.
[middle] 51,130,013 allied Harrier attacked, killing 58,478,919 hostile staff.
[middle] 907,623 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 942,431 allied staff.
[middle] 135,007,462 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 51,083,271 hostile staff.
[middle] 21 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 48 allied staff.
[middle] 258 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 696 allied staff.
[middle] 44,739,769 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 22,380,400 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,206,099 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,143,553 allied staff.
[middle] 69,013,912 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 15,617,257 hostile staff.
[middle] 549,259 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 515,191 allied staff.
[middle] 66,062,544 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 43,850,521 hostile staff.
[middle] 179,781 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 203,439 allied staff.
[middle] 16,428 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 47,097 allied staff.
[middle] 37,293,160 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 25,342,561 hostile staff.
[middle] 791,226 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,630,468 allied staff.
[middle] 5,920 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,211 hostile staff.
[middle] 98,539 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 121,068 allied staff.
[middle] 369,380 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 699,552 allied staff.
[middle] 2,615,663 allied Ninja attacked, killing 593,901 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,245,070 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 11,268,820 allied staff.
[middle] 25,579 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 63,035 allied staff.
[middle] 4,632 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 24,528 allied staff.
[raised] 353 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 209,916 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 104,246 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,666,394 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 6,112,796 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,670,755 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 91,337,496 allied staff.
[middle] 8,619,740 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,916,345 hostile staff.
[raised] 432,660 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 1,898,250 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,223,657 allied staff.
[raised] 493,992 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 14,258,980 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 6,379,845 hostile staff.
[middle] 91,177 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 53,926 allied staff.
[middle] 30,578,041 allied Marine attacked, killing 20,381,062 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,074,297 hostile Marine attacked, killing 15,217,024 allied staff.
[middle] 5,900,705 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,139,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 44,198 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 23,351 allied staff.
[middle] 773,677 allied Jeep attacked, killing 92,390 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,722 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 3,788 allied staff.
[middle] 1,610,801 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 595,779 hostile staff.
[middle] 816,672 allied Humvee attacked, killing 61,326 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,338 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 2,306 allied staff.
[middle] 18,656,679 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 14,189,119 hostile staff.
[middle] 202,255 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 712,591 allied staff.
[middle] 5,297,527 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 3,807,892 allied staff.
[middle] 148,350 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 90,266 allied staff.
[middle] 2,845,362 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,698,442 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,965 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 5,275 allied staff.
[middle] 5 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,999 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 3,315 hostile staff.
[middle] 243 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 296 allied staff.
[middle] 1,067,648 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 23,425,593 allied staff.
Stunned: 15,435,910 [£847,479,427,500] enemies stunned. 32,340 [£1,493,556,900] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 173,473,227 [£2,300,665,173,700] enemies distracted. 178,409,445 [£1,170,678,518,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 10,252,414 [£221,450,351,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 396,493,573 [£16,472,727,819,600] enemies dead. 273,878,046 [£8,265,386,374,100] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 6,383,160 [£237,635,060,000] enemies bribed. 3,862,114 [£176,952,647,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 432,660 [£18,171,720,000] enemies converted. 496,069 [£20,784,073,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 2,709,901 effectiveness.
You gained 5.71 fame.
You gained 6.76 honour.
You will soon be receiving £180,262,866,400 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Against Canoodle
[close] 35,365 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,091 hostile staff.
[close] 181,023,403 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 45,417,873 allied staff.
[close] 3,424,212 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 3,017,521 hostile staff.
[close] 797 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 973 hostile staff.
[close] 77 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 638 hostile staff.
[close] 12,678,101 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 35,146,328 hostile staff.
[close] 237,229 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 20,821 hostile staff.
[close] 23,928,690 allied Striker attacked, killing 22,794,309 hostile staff.
[close] 10,217,369 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 4,782,156 hostile staff.
[close] 12,973,422 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 464,376 hostile staff.
[close] 47,078,363 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 6,961,312 hostile staff.
[close] 7,318,502 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,644,743 hostile staff.
[close] 1,321,858 allied Witch attacked, killing 115,248 hostile staff.
[close] 44,171,380 allied Harrier attacked, killing 53,640,460 hostile staff.
[close] 43,512,514 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 22,747,955 hostile staff.
[close] 65,413,097 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,153,422 hostile staff.
[close] 36,419,266 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 24,067,559 hostile staff.
[close] 5,314 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 358 hostile staff.
[close] 15,311,625 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 10,997,514 hostile staff.
[close] 13,418,380 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,243,900 hostile staff.
[close] 7,884,007 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,082,932 hostile staff.
[close] 28,919,320 allied Marine attacked, killing 7,300,963 hostile staff.
[close] 3,455,371 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 118,320 hostile staff.
[close] 5,214,509 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,419,459 hostile staff.
[close] 124,123 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 16,075 hostile staff.
[close] 755,495 allied Jeep attacked, killing 75,018 hostile staff.
[close] 1,607,819 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 483,721 hostile staff.
[close] 788,509 allied Humvee attacked, killing 55,004 hostile staff.
[close] 17,904,465 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,222,992 hostile staff.
[close] 2,629,207 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 765,345 hostile staff.
[close] 3,036 allied Private attacked, killing 434 hostile staff.
[close] 5 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[close] 3,699 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 252 hostile staff.
[close] 190,758 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 93,214 hostile staff.
[close] 4,289 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 2,342 hostile staff.
Distracted: 60,915,253 [£1,305,293,752,600] enemies distracted.
Died: 148,427,947 [£7,417,554,415,600] enemies dead. 45,417,873 [£2,041,294,777,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 95,556 [£4,777,800,000] enemies bribed.
You gained 788,898 effectiveness.
You gained 3.53 fame.
You gained 3.00 honour.
You will soon be receiving £48,472,799,000 insurance.
Died: 2,086,094,173 [£23,927,798,010,600] enemies dead. 465,744,835 [£11,646,036,511,300] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 9,429,892 [£326,676,223,000] enemies bribed. 23,325,355 [£933,770,360,500] friendlies bribed.
Died: 396,493,573 [£16,472,727,819,600] enemies dead. 273,878,046 [£8,265,386,374,100] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 6,383,160 [£237,635,060,000] enemies bribed. 3,862,114 [£176,952,647,000] friendlies bribed.
Died: 148,427,947 [£7,417,554,415,600] enemies dead. 45,417,873 [£2,041,294,777,200] friendlies dead.
Battle Report - Defending Against Canoodle
[range] 102,701,388 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 79,589,757 hostile staff.
[range] 2,629,624 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 732,657 allied staff.
[range] 517,870,988 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 278,721,070 allied staff.
[range] 7,963,891 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 10,903,689 allied staff.
[range] 15,587,884 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 177,467,794 hostile staff.
[range] 23,825,841 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 270,975,685 allied staff.
[range] 26,830,043 allied Striker attacked, killing 20,582,107 hostile staff.
[range] 25,675,989 hostile Striker attacked, killing 5,095,905 allied staff.
[range] 260,630 allied Biker attacked, killing 573,418 hostile staff.
[range] 44,511 hostile Biker attacked, killing 22,451 allied staff.
[range] 7,518,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 49,500,471 hostile staff.
[range] 283,982 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 1,399,837 allied staff.
[range] 67,583,117 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 244,582,379 hostile staff.
[range] 6,616,328 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 13,911,246 allied staff.
[range] 19,820 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 40,102 allied staff.
[raised] 3,489 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 10,305,016 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 5,663,201 hostile staff.
[range] 57,478 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 101,176 allied staff.
[range] 11,947,133 allied Assassin attacked, killing 14,132,383 hostile staff.
[range] 2,290,116 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,028,245 allied staff.
[range] 5,559,652 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,666,817 allied staff.
[range] 62,663,517 allied Harrier attacked, killing 131,347,779 hostile staff.
[range] 2,707,076 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,486,360 allied staff.
[range] 190,590,504 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 606,720,892 hostile staff.
[range] 43 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 116 allied staff.
[range] 1,007 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 2,427 allied staff.
[range] 48,327,505 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 46,257,043 hostile staff.
[range] 2,711,543 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,224,760 allied staff.
[range] 66,529,002 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 177,591,268 hostile staff.
[range] 1,467,673 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,117,935 allied staff.
[range] 80,281,793 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 275,320,378 hostile staff.
[range] 829,055 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 757,506 allied staff.
[range] 220,944 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 551,600 allied staff.
[range] 39,178,864 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 254,113,063 hostile staff.
[range] 1,175,899 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,015,728 allied staff.
[range] 8,413 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 5,638 hostile staff.
[range] 453,239 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 483,388 allied staff.
[range] 18,569,526 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 53,628,593 hostile staff.
[range] 602,504 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,385,810 allied staff.
[range] 884,030 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,575,888 allied staff.
[range] 3,744,249 allied Ninja attacked, killing 2,333,548 hostile staff.
[range] 36,680,249 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 37,318,195 allied staff.
[range] 240,859 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 570,115 allied staff.
[range] 8,325 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 37,207 allied staff.
[raised] 614 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 400,718 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 512,322 hostile staff.
[range] 40,407 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 36,301 allied staff.
[range] 14,242,362 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 105,682,809 hostile staff.
[range] 19,885,810 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 82,461,706 allied staff.
[range] 18,592,251 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 9,429,892 hostile staff.
[range] 294,030 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 190,320 allied staff.
[range] 34,884,293 allied Marine attacked, killing 27,229,753 hostile staff.
[range] 37,586,095 hostile Marine attacked, killing 27,207,684 allied staff.
[range] 7,881,791 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,377,327 hostile staff.
[range] 228,648 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 132,751 allied staff.
[range] 825,640 allied Jeep attacked, killing 108,177 hostile staff.
[range] 34,448 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 7,210 allied staff.
[range] 896,664 allied Humvee attacked, killing 76,115 hostile staff.
[range] 45,066 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 5,706 allied staff.
[range] 314,983 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 315,641 hostile staff.
[range] 20,715,900 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 36,644,502 hostile staff.
[range] 468,774 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,848,036 allied staff.
[range] 29,040,816 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 23,135,035 allied staff.
[range] 321,206 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 231,992 allied staff.
[range] 3,519,384 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,131,491 hostile staff.
[range] 166,595 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 42,846 allied staff.
[range] 532 hostile Officer attacked, killing 203 allied staff.
Stunned: 5,663,201 [£293,311,737,500] enemies stunned. 101,176 [£4,135,237,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 223,730,475 [£2,713,045,227,600] enemies distracted. 272,683,833 [£1,712,903,828,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 12,570,506 [£253,901,934,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 2,086,094,173 [£23,927,798,010,600] enemies dead. 465,744,835 [£11,646,036,511,300] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 9,429,892 [£326,676,223,000] enemies bribed. 23,325,355 [£933,770,360,500] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 4,103 [£71,174,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 3,555,484 effectiveness.
You gained 5.26 fame.
You gained 6.32 honour.
You will soon be receiving £264,176,804,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Against Canoodle
[middle] 76,158,872 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 55,804,965 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,458,549 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 419,095 allied staff.
[middle] 321,306,534 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 108,718,683 allied staff.
[middle] 17,751 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 18,757 allied staff.
[middle] 6,591,935 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 8,821,113 allied staff.
[middle] 13,464,324 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 151,091,616 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,969,571 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 177,144,824 allied staff.
[middle] 25,194,197 allied Striker attacked, killing 18,631,758 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,710,536 hostile Striker attacked, killing 4,190,943 allied staff.
[middle] 202,684 allied Biker attacked, killing 424,952 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,807 hostile Biker attacked, killing 7,174 allied staff.
[middle] 4,957,028 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 30,892,914 hostile staff.
[middle] 112,329 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 642,783 allied staff.
[middle] 54,007,772 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 36,999,453 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,871,458 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,810,347 allied staff.
[middle] 10,681 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 24,142 allied staff.
[raised] 1,724 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 35,410,583 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 15,435,910 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,110 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 32,340 allied staff.
[middle] 8,775,479 allied Assassin attacked, killing 10,255,843 hostile staff.
[middle] 993,793 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 498,200 allied staff.
[middle] 1,501,273 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,226,343 hostile staff.
[middle] 60,383 hostile Witch attacked, killing 111,270 allied staff.
[middle] 4,196,159 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,431,301 allied staff.
[middle] 51,130,013 allied Harrier attacked, killing 58,478,919 hostile staff.
[middle] 907,623 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 942,431 allied staff.
[middle] 135,007,462 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 51,083,271 hostile staff.
[middle] 21 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 48 allied staff.
[middle] 258 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 696 allied staff.
[middle] 44,739,769 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 22,380,400 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,206,099 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,143,553 allied staff.
[middle] 69,013,912 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 15,617,257 hostile staff.
[middle] 549,259 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 515,191 allied staff.
[middle] 66,062,544 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 43,850,521 hostile staff.
[middle] 179,781 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 203,439 allied staff.
[middle] 16,428 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 47,097 allied staff.
[middle] 37,293,160 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 25,342,561 hostile staff.
[middle] 791,226 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,630,468 allied staff.
[middle] 5,920 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,211 hostile staff.
[middle] 98,539 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 121,068 allied staff.
[middle] 369,380 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 699,552 allied staff.
[middle] 2,615,663 allied Ninja attacked, killing 593,901 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,245,070 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 11,268,820 allied staff.
[middle] 25,579 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 63,035 allied staff.
[middle] 4,632 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 24,528 allied staff.
[raised] 353 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 209,916 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 104,246 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,666,394 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 6,112,796 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,670,755 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 91,337,496 allied staff.
[middle] 8,619,740 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,916,345 hostile staff.
[raised] 432,660 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 1,898,250 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,223,657 allied staff.
[raised] 493,992 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 14,258,980 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 6,379,845 hostile staff.
[middle] 91,177 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 53,926 allied staff.
[middle] 30,578,041 allied Marine attacked, killing 20,381,062 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,074,297 hostile Marine attacked, killing 15,217,024 allied staff.
[middle] 5,900,705 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,139,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 44,198 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 23,351 allied staff.
[middle] 773,677 allied Jeep attacked, killing 92,390 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,722 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 3,788 allied staff.
[middle] 1,610,801 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 595,779 hostile staff.
[middle] 816,672 allied Humvee attacked, killing 61,326 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,338 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 2,306 allied staff.
[middle] 18,656,679 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 14,189,119 hostile staff.
[middle] 202,255 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 712,591 allied staff.
[middle] 5,297,527 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 3,807,892 allied staff.
[middle] 148,350 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 90,266 allied staff.
[middle] 2,845,362 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,698,442 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,965 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 5,275 allied staff.
[middle] 5 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,999 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 3,315 hostile staff.
[middle] 243 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 296 allied staff.
[middle] 1,067,648 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 23,425,593 allied staff.
Stunned: 15,435,910 [£847,479,427,500] enemies stunned. 32,340 [£1,493,556,900] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 173,473,227 [£2,300,665,173,700] enemies distracted. 178,409,445 [£1,170,678,518,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 10,252,414 [£221,450,351,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 396,493,573 [£16,472,727,819,600] enemies dead. 273,878,046 [£8,265,386,374,100] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 6,383,160 [£237,635,060,000] enemies bribed. 3,862,114 [£176,952,647,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 432,660 [£18,171,720,000] enemies converted. 496,069 [£20,784,073,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 2,709,901 effectiveness.
You gained 5.71 fame.
You gained 6.76 honour.
You will soon be receiving £180,262,866,400 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Against Canoodle
[close] 35,365 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,091 hostile staff.
[close] 181,023,403 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 45,417,873 allied staff.
[close] 3,424,212 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 3,017,521 hostile staff.
[close] 797 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 973 hostile staff.
[close] 77 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 638 hostile staff.
[close] 12,678,101 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 35,146,328 hostile staff.
[close] 237,229 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 20,821 hostile staff.
[close] 23,928,690 allied Striker attacked, killing 22,794,309 hostile staff.
[close] 10,217,369 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 4,782,156 hostile staff.
[close] 12,973,422 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 464,376 hostile staff.
[close] 47,078,363 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 6,961,312 hostile staff.
[close] 7,318,502 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,644,743 hostile staff.
[close] 1,321,858 allied Witch attacked, killing 115,248 hostile staff.
[close] 44,171,380 allied Harrier attacked, killing 53,640,460 hostile staff.
[close] 43,512,514 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 22,747,955 hostile staff.
[close] 65,413,097 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,153,422 hostile staff.
[close] 36,419,266 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 24,067,559 hostile staff.
[close] 5,314 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 358 hostile staff.
[close] 15,311,625 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 10,997,514 hostile staff.
[close] 13,418,380 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,243,900 hostile staff.
[close] 7,884,007 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,082,932 hostile staff.
[close] 28,919,320 allied Marine attacked, killing 7,300,963 hostile staff.
[close] 3,455,371 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 118,320 hostile staff.
[close] 5,214,509 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,419,459 hostile staff.
[close] 124,123 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 16,075 hostile staff.
[close] 755,495 allied Jeep attacked, killing 75,018 hostile staff.
[close] 1,607,819 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 483,721 hostile staff.
[close] 788,509 allied Humvee attacked, killing 55,004 hostile staff.
[close] 17,904,465 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,222,992 hostile staff.
[close] 2,629,207 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 765,345 hostile staff.
[close] 3,036 allied Private attacked, killing 434 hostile staff.
[close] 5 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[close] 3,699 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 252 hostile staff.
[close] 190,758 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 93,214 hostile staff.
[close] 4,289 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 2,342 hostile staff.
Distracted: 60,915,253 [£1,305,293,752,600] enemies distracted.
Died: 148,427,947 [£7,417,554,415,600] enemies dead. 45,417,873 [£2,041,294,777,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 95,556 [£4,777,800,000] enemies bribed.
You gained 788,898 effectiveness.
You gained 3.53 fame.
You gained 3.00 honour.
You will soon be receiving £48,472,799,000 insurance.