R46 Battle Reports

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TLDR:
Died: 2,086,094,173 [£23,927,798,010,600] enemies dead. 465,744,835 [£11,646,036,511,300] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 9,429,892 [£326,676,223,000] enemies bribed. 23,325,355 [£933,770,360,500] friendlies bribed.

Died: 396,493,573 [£16,472,727,819,600] enemies dead. 273,878,046 [£8,265,386,374,100] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 6,383,160 [£237,635,060,000] enemies bribed. 3,862,114 [£176,952,647,000] friendlies bribed.

Died: 148,427,947 [£7,417,554,415,600] enemies dead. 45,417,873 [£2,041,294,777,200] friendlies dead.

Battle Report - Defending Against Canoodle
[range] 102,701,388 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 79,589,757 hostile staff.
[range] 2,629,624 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 732,657 allied staff.
[range] 517,870,988 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 278,721,070 allied staff.
[range] 7,963,891 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 10,903,689 allied staff.
[range] 15,587,884 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 177,467,794 hostile staff.
[range] 23,825,841 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 270,975,685 allied staff.
[range] 26,830,043 allied Striker attacked, killing 20,582,107 hostile staff.
[range] 25,675,989 hostile Striker attacked, killing 5,095,905 allied staff.
[range] 260,630 allied Biker attacked, killing 573,418 hostile staff.
[range] 44,511 hostile Biker attacked, killing 22,451 allied staff.
[range] 7,518,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 49,500,471 hostile staff.
[range] 283,982 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 1,399,837 allied staff.
[range] 67,583,117 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 244,582,379 hostile staff.
[range] 6,616,328 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 13,911,246 allied staff.
[range] 19,820 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 40,102 allied staff.
[raised] 3,489 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 10,305,016 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 5,663,201 hostile staff.
[range] 57,478 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 101,176 allied staff.
[range] 11,947,133 allied Assassin attacked, killing 14,132,383 hostile staff.
[range] 2,290,116 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,028,245 allied staff.
[range] 5,559,652 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,666,817 allied staff.
[range] 62,663,517 allied Harrier attacked, killing 131,347,779 hostile staff.
[range] 2,707,076 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,486,360 allied staff.
[range] 190,590,504 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 606,720,892 hostile staff.
[range] 43 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 116 allied staff.
[range] 1,007 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 2,427 allied staff.
[range] 48,327,505 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 46,257,043 hostile staff.
[range] 2,711,543 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,224,760 allied staff.
[range] 66,529,002 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 177,591,268 hostile staff.
[range] 1,467,673 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,117,935 allied staff.
[range] 80,281,793 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 275,320,378 hostile staff.
[range] 829,055 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 757,506 allied staff.
[range] 220,944 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 551,600 allied staff.
[range] 39,178,864 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 254,113,063 hostile staff.
[range] 1,175,899 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,015,728 allied staff.
[range] 8,413 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 5,638 hostile staff.
[range] 453,239 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 483,388 allied staff.
[range] 18,569,526 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 53,628,593 hostile staff.
[range] 602,504 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,385,810 allied staff.
[range] 884,030 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,575,888 allied staff.
[range] 3,744,249 allied Ninja attacked, killing 2,333,548 hostile staff.
[range] 36,680,249 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 37,318,195 allied staff.
[range] 240,859 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 570,115 allied staff.
[range] 8,325 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 37,207 allied staff.
[raised] 614 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 400,718 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 512,322 hostile staff.
[range] 40,407 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 36,301 allied staff.
[range] 14,242,362 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 105,682,809 hostile staff.
[range] 19,885,810 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 82,461,706 allied staff.
[range] 18,592,251 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 9,429,892 hostile staff.
[range] 294,030 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 190,320 allied staff.
[range] 34,884,293 allied Marine attacked, killing 27,229,753 hostile staff.
[range] 37,586,095 hostile Marine attacked, killing 27,207,684 allied staff.
[range] 7,881,791 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,377,327 hostile staff.
[range] 228,648 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 132,751 allied staff.
[range] 825,640 allied Jeep attacked, killing 108,177 hostile staff.
[range] 34,448 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 7,210 allied staff.
[range] 896,664 allied Humvee attacked, killing 76,115 hostile staff.
[range] 45,066 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 5,706 allied staff.
[range] 314,983 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 315,641 hostile staff.
[range] 20,715,900 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 36,644,502 hostile staff.
[range] 468,774 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,848,036 allied staff.
[range] 29,040,816 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 23,135,035 allied staff.
[range] 321,206 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 231,992 allied staff.
[range] 3,519,384 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,131,491 hostile staff.
[range] 166,595 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 42,846 allied staff.
[range] 532 hostile Officer attacked, killing 203 allied staff.

Stunned: 5,663,201 [£293,311,737,500] enemies stunned. 101,176 [£4,135,237,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 223,730,475 [£2,713,045,227,600] enemies distracted. 272,683,833 [£1,712,903,828,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 12,570,506 [£253,901,934,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 2,086,094,173 [£23,927,798,010,600] enemies dead. 465,744,835 [£11,646,036,511,300] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 9,429,892 [£326,676,223,000] enemies bribed. 23,325,355 [£933,770,360,500] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 4,103 [£71,174,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 3,555,484 effectiveness.
You gained 5.26 fame.
You gained 6.32 honour.
You will soon be receiving £264,176,804,000 insurance.

Battle Report - Defending Against Canoodle
[middle] 76,158,872 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 55,804,965 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,458,549 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 419,095 allied staff.
[middle] 321,306,534 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 108,718,683 allied staff.
[middle] 17,751 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 18,757 allied staff.
[middle] 6,591,935 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 8,821,113 allied staff.
[middle] 13,464,324 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 151,091,616 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,969,571 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 177,144,824 allied staff.
[middle] 25,194,197 allied Striker attacked, killing 18,631,758 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,710,536 hostile Striker attacked, killing 4,190,943 allied staff.
[middle] 202,684 allied Biker attacked, killing 424,952 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,807 hostile Biker attacked, killing 7,174 allied staff.
[middle] 4,957,028 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 30,892,914 hostile staff.
[middle] 112,329 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 642,783 allied staff.
[middle] 54,007,772 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 36,999,453 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,871,458 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,810,347 allied staff.
[middle] 10,681 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 24,142 allied staff.
[raised] 1,724 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 35,410,583 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 15,435,910 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,110 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 32,340 allied staff.
[middle] 8,775,479 allied Assassin attacked, killing 10,255,843 hostile staff.
[middle] 993,793 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 498,200 allied staff.
[middle] 1,501,273 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,226,343 hostile staff.
[middle] 60,383 hostile Witch attacked, killing 111,270 allied staff.
[middle] 4,196,159 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,431,301 allied staff.
[middle] 51,130,013 allied Harrier attacked, killing 58,478,919 hostile staff.
[middle] 907,623 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 942,431 allied staff.
[middle] 135,007,462 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 51,083,271 hostile staff.
[middle] 21 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 48 allied staff.
[middle] 258 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 696 allied staff.
[middle] 44,739,769 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 22,380,400 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,206,099 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,143,553 allied staff.
[middle] 69,013,912 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 15,617,257 hostile staff.
[middle] 549,259 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 515,191 allied staff.
[middle] 66,062,544 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 43,850,521 hostile staff.
[middle] 179,781 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 203,439 allied staff.
[middle] 16,428 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 47,097 allied staff.
[middle] 37,293,160 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 25,342,561 hostile staff.
[middle] 791,226 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,630,468 allied staff.
[middle] 5,920 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,211 hostile staff.
[middle] 98,539 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 121,068 allied staff.
[middle] 369,380 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 699,552 allied staff.
[middle] 2,615,663 allied Ninja attacked, killing 593,901 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,245,070 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 11,268,820 allied staff.
[middle] 25,579 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 63,035 allied staff.
[middle] 4,632 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 24,528 allied staff.
[raised] 353 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 209,916 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 104,246 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,666,394 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 6,112,796 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,670,755 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 91,337,496 allied staff.
[middle] 8,619,740 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,916,345 hostile staff.
[raised] 432,660 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 1,898,250 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,223,657 allied staff.
[raised] 493,992 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 14,258,980 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 6,379,845 hostile staff.
[middle] 91,177 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 53,926 allied staff.
[middle] 30,578,041 allied Marine attacked, killing 20,381,062 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,074,297 hostile Marine attacked, killing 15,217,024 allied staff.
[middle] 5,900,705 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,139,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 44,198 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 23,351 allied staff.
[middle] 773,677 allied Jeep attacked, killing 92,390 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,722 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 3,788 allied staff.
[middle] 1,610,801 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 595,779 hostile staff.
[middle] 816,672 allied Humvee attacked, killing 61,326 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,338 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 2,306 allied staff.
[middle] 18,656,679 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 14,189,119 hostile staff.
[middle] 202,255 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 712,591 allied staff.
[middle] 5,297,527 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 3,807,892 allied staff.
[middle] 148,350 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 90,266 allied staff.
[middle] 2,845,362 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,698,442 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,965 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 5,275 allied staff.
[middle] 5 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,999 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 3,315 hostile staff.
[middle] 243 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 296 allied staff.
[middle] 1,067,648 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 23,425,593 allied staff.

Stunned: 15,435,910 [£847,479,427,500] enemies stunned. 32,340 [£1,493,556,900] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 173,473,227 [£2,300,665,173,700] enemies distracted. 178,409,445 [£1,170,678,518,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 10,252,414 [£221,450,351,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 396,493,573 [£16,472,727,819,600] enemies dead. 273,878,046 [£8,265,386,374,100] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 6,383,160 [£237,635,060,000] enemies bribed. 3,862,114 [£176,952,647,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 432,660 [£18,171,720,000] enemies converted. 496,069 [£20,784,073,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 2,709,901 effectiveness.
You gained 5.71 fame.
You gained 6.76 honour.
You will soon be receiving £180,262,866,400 insurance.

Battle Report - Defending Against Canoodle
[close] 35,365 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,091 hostile staff.
[close] 181,023,403 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 45,417,873 allied staff.
[close] 3,424,212 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 3,017,521 hostile staff.
[close] 797 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 973 hostile staff.
[close] 77 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 638 hostile staff.
[close] 12,678,101 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 35,146,328 hostile staff.
[close] 237,229 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 20,821 hostile staff.
[close] 23,928,690 allied Striker attacked, killing 22,794,309 hostile staff.
[close] 10,217,369 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 4,782,156 hostile staff.
[close] 12,973,422 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 464,376 hostile staff.
[close] 47,078,363 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 6,961,312 hostile staff.
[close] 7,318,502 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,644,743 hostile staff.
[close] 1,321,858 allied Witch attacked, killing 115,248 hostile staff.
[close] 44,171,380 allied Harrier attacked, killing 53,640,460 hostile staff.
[close] 43,512,514 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 22,747,955 hostile staff.
[close] 65,413,097 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,153,422 hostile staff.
[close] 36,419,266 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 24,067,559 hostile staff.
[close] 5,314 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 358 hostile staff.
[close] 15,311,625 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 10,997,514 hostile staff.
[close] 13,418,380 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,243,900 hostile staff.
[close] 7,884,007 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,082,932 hostile staff.
[close] 28,919,320 allied Marine attacked, killing 7,300,963 hostile staff.
[close] 3,455,371 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 118,320 hostile staff.
[close] 5,214,509 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,419,459 hostile staff.
[close] 124,123 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 16,075 hostile staff.
[close] 755,495 allied Jeep attacked, killing 75,018 hostile staff.
[close] 1,607,819 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 483,721 hostile staff.
[close] 788,509 allied Humvee attacked, killing 55,004 hostile staff.
[close] 17,904,465 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,222,992 hostile staff.
[close] 2,629,207 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 765,345 hostile staff.
[close] 3,036 allied Private attacked, killing 434 hostile staff.
[close] 5 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[close] 3,699 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 252 hostile staff.
[close] 190,758 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 93,214 hostile staff.
[close] 4,289 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 2,342 hostile staff.

Distracted: 60,915,253 [£1,305,293,752,600] enemies distracted.
Died: 148,427,947 [£7,417,554,415,600] enemies dead. 45,417,873 [£2,041,294,777,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 95,556 [£4,777,800,000] enemies bribed.

You gained 788,898 effectiveness.
You gained 3.53 fame.
You gained 3.00 honour.
You will soon be receiving £48,472,799,000 insurance.

 

[warrior]

Diminoob didnt wanna recall so wasnt gunna let him die alone

 

[antisback]

Wish you had, coulda recalled all the HP and saved my poor SA's

 

[Dimitar]

"no recall pact" isn't just three random words. faggots... :/

 

[Benneh]

Somebody seems a little bitter

 

[warrior]

Attacking Scally Wags member

[range] 3,044,180 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 815,750 hostile staff.
[range] 57 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 67 hostile staff.
[range] 4,477,538 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 12,938,510 hostile staff.
[range] 7,916,571 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 95,175,380 hostile staff.
[range] 301,324 allied Striker attacked, killing 21,575 hostile staff.
[range] 11,452 allied Biker attacked, killing 30,115 hostile staff.
[range] 814 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 4,672 allied staff.
[range] 328,694 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 2,029,797 hostile staff.
[range] 66,180,738 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 271,662,740 allied staff.
[range] 2,367,506 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 5,045,909 hostile staff.
[range] 3,373 allied Vampire attacked, killing 6,563 hostile staff.
[raised] 912 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 374,140 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 393,609 hostile staff.
[range] 9,825,532 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 9,280,540 allied staff.
[range] 456,925 allied Assassin attacked, killing 191,552 hostile staff.
[range] 2,593,133 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 758,435 hostile staff.
[range] 1,796,793 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,567,418 hostile staff.
[range] 4,571,521 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 14,883,493 hostile staff.
[range] 182 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 467 hostile staff.
[range] 6,577 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 6,481 allied staff.
[range] 2,040,581 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 634,164 hostile staff.
[range] 803,118 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 578,790 hostile staff.
[range] 1,745,226 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,024,017 hostile staff.
[range] 16,957 allied Sniper attacked, killing 27,184 hostile staff.
[range] 1,016,710 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,530,622 hostile staff.
[range] 132 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 282 allied staff.
[range] 11,792 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 7,212 hostile staff.
[range] 510,753 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 1,112,854 hostile staff.
[range] 280,147 allied Ranger attacked, killing 307,646 hostile staff.
[range] 3,165,897 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 7,223,177 allied staff.
[range] 10,694,762 allied Ninja attacked, killing 6,991,708 hostile staff.
[range] 4,052 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 3,698 hostile staff.
[raised] 316 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 19,358 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 11,329 hostile staff.
[range] 115,784 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 235,084 hostile staff.
[range] 376,110 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 231,136 hostile staff.
[range] 672,255 allied Marine attacked, killing 827,876 hostile staff.
[range] 332,268 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 184,811 hostile staff.
[range] 27,095 allied Jeep attacked, killing 5,123 hostile staff.
[range] 30,977 allied Humvee attacked, killing 3,430 hostile staff.
[range] 509,692 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,673,981 hostile staff.
[range] 26,315,641 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 19,215,186 hostile staff.
[range] 182,450 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 151,516 hostile staff.
[range] 82 allied Officer attacked, killing 28 hostile staff.

Stunned: 393,609 [£20,531,971,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 6,763 [£118,308,000] friendlies distracted. 95,816,756 [£788,145,214,700] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 13,696,945 [£89,830,401,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 288,171,129 [£2,401,831,242,300] friendlies dead. 43,262,403 [£983,909,111,000] enemies dead.
Bribed: 19,446,322 [£915,880,769,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 1,228 [£22,492,000] enemies converted.

You gained 713,954 effectiveness.
You gained 14.58 fame.
You lost 64.72 honour.
You earned £141,796,214,687 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £371,035,602,900 insurance.

[middle] 1,781,085 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 503,895 hostile staff.
[middle] 52 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 60 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,836 allied Mummy attacked, killing 8,469 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,238,674 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 13,615,723 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,812,683 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 93,317,800 hostile staff.
[middle] 283,035 allied Striker attacked, killing 20,734 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,344 allied Biker attacked, killing 20,753 hostile staff.
[middle] 352 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,119 allied staff.
[middle] 86,531 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 358,143 hostile staff.
[middle] 40,281,260 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 130,964,859 allied staff.
[middle] 1,470,377 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,539,362 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,005 allied Vampire attacked, killing 1,779 hostile staff.
[raised] 194 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 312,525 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 345,567 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,171,673 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 4,271,300 allied staff.
[middle] 238,426 allied Assassin attacked, killing 60,613 hostile staff.
[middle] 51,177 allied Witch attacked, killing 48,279 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,538,977 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 408,565 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,515,583 allied Harrier attacked, killing 755,678 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,112,886 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 1,512,987 hostile staff.
[middle] 153 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 44 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,423 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,574 allied staff.
[middle] 2,025,665 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 477,317 hostile staff.
[middle] 706,347 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 308,459 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,476,310 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 720,980 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,085 allied Sniper attacked, killing 15,895 hostile staff.
[middle] 977,480 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 637,189 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,350 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 7,024 hostile staff.
[middle] 243,571 allied Ranger attacked, killing 248,167 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,400,545 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 2,363,848 allied staff.
[middle] 4,366,475 allied Ninja attacked, killing 2,827,640 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,252 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 877 hostile staff.
[raised] 57 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 10,872 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 5,611 hostile staff.
[middle] 112,251 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 184,092 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,943,648 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 825,501 hostile staff.
[raised] 449,695 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 203,322 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 121,345 hostile staff.
[middle] 598,155 allied Marine attacked, killing 381,165 hostile staff.
[middle] 260,387 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 143,175 hostile staff.
[middle] 25,545 allied Jeep attacked, killing 4,637 hostile staff.
[middle] 28,464 allied Humvee attacked, killing 3,245 hostile staff.
[middle] 465,800 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,263,577 hostile staff.
[middle] 20,384,802 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 13,837,037 hostile staff.
[middle] 148,601 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 121,707 hostile staff.
[middle] 14 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 4 hostile staff.
[middle] 48 allied Officer attacked, killing 15 hostile staff.
[middle] 230 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 290 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,068,618 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 22,583,674 hostile staff.

Stunned: 345,567 [£18,332,134,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 4,574 [£97,083,000] friendlies distracted. 93,802,141 [£746,901,976,600] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 14,024,288 [£88,180,456,300] enemies disabled.
Died: 137,602,126 [£1,370,068,875,400] friendlies dead. 35,106,406 [£1,748,076,759,100] enemies dead.
Bribed: 13,958,672 [£694,742,202,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 449,946 [£18,891,719,000] enemies converted.

You gained 1,050,254 effectiveness.
You gained 36.10 fame.
You lost 65.89 honour.
You earned £268,940,959,272 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £221,632,462,200 insurance.

[close] 250 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 109 allied staff.
[close] 201,098 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 197,070 hostile staff.
[close] 107,646 hostile Spike Trap impaled and killed 1,006,547 allied staff.
[close] 48 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 22 hostile staff.
[close] 5,759,620 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 5,821,863 allied staff.
[close] 3,349,631 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 3,195,977 hostile staff.
[close] 174 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 95 allied staff.
[close] 7,006 allied Mummy attacked, killing 6,821 hostile staff.
[close] 48,409 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 285,468 hostile staff.
[close] 3,964,414 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 15,061,253 hostile staff.
[close] 732 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 7,641 hostile staff.
[close] 7,713,326 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 84,975,077 hostile staff.
[close] 2,942 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 7,992 hostile staff.
[close] 26,397,601 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 1,977,964 hostile staff.
[close] 269,782 allied Striker attacked, killing 19,134 hostile staff.
[close] 7,895 allied Biker attacked, killing 20,993 hostile staff.
[close] 31,533 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 195,788 hostile staff.
[close] 3,132,617 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 7,910,146 allied staff.
[close] 1,390,497 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,568,909 hostile staff.
[close] 1,881 allied Vampire attacked, killing 1,764 hostile staff.
[raised] 246 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 137,769 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 106,986 allied staff.
[close] 223,279 allied Assassin attacked, killing 53,129 hostile staff.
[close] 4,200 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 22,201 allied staff.
[close] 2,953,999 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 369,591 hostile staff.
[close] 49,654 allied Witch attacked, killing 29,060 hostile staff.
[close] 1,486,472 allied Harrier attacked, killing 563,375 hostile staff.
[close] 1,019 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 812 allied staff.
[close] 2,024,126 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 388,416 hostile staff.
[close] 698,541 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 216,940 hostile staff.
[close] 974,129 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 554,049 hostile staff.
[close] 5,696,437 allied Yob attacked, disabling 689 hostile staff.
[close] 48,843,203 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 436,261 hostile staff.
[close] 11,250 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1 hostile staff.
[close] 1,260 allied Seed Thief stole 125,998 stored seeds. [17,616] tree. [41,255] bush. [18,858] flower. [48,269] grass.
[close] 4,457,118 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,545 land. [473] tree. [869] bush. [102] flower. [101] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 5,844,985 [£19,638,343,900] friendlies distracted. 89,126,132 [£715,904,623,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 15,498,203 [£80,608,894,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 9,023,774 [£89,155,035,800] friendlies dead. 5,509,049 [£164,870,686,500] enemies dead.
Converted: 246 [£3,936,000] enemies converted.

You stole 1,545 land. [473] tree. [869] bush. [102] flower. [101] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You stole 125,998 seeds. [17,616] tree seeds. [41,255] bush seeds. [18,858] flower seeds. [48,269] grass seeds.
You gained 142,080 effectiveness.
You gained 50.04 fame.
You lost 62.11 honour.
You earned £24,799,180,472 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £14,290,272,400 insurance.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.

 

[Dimitar]

Somebody seems a little bitter

Yeah, I decided to stay despite everyone recalling. So bitter

 

[LAFiN]

Yeah, I decided to stay despite everyone recalling. So gay

 

[LAFiN]

Battle Report - Defending against Cheche's suicide
[range] 62,018,893 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 38,479,277 hostile staff.
[range] 1,955,715 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 4,960,781 hostile staff.
[range] 181,137,131 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,064,386,033 hostile staff.
[range] 17,525,515 allied Striker attacked, killing 9,116,644 hostile staff.
[range] 10,826,565 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 8,136,302 hostile staff.
[range] 109,272,727 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 29,645,112 hostile staff.
[range] 5,568,817 allied Vampire attacked, killing 1,552,609 hostile staff.
[raised] 10 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 38,787,251 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 9,322,022 hostile staff.
[range] 54,255,704 allied Assassin attacked, killing 25,107,908 hostile staff.
[range] 1,005,090 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 267,860 hostile staff.
[range] 56,553,726 allied Harrier attacked, killing 49,986,686 hostile staff.
[range] 50,000,000 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 13,665,187 hostile staff.
[range] 51,208,385 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 18,908,844 hostile staff.
[range] 38,731,941 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 5,370,487 hostile staff.
[range] 123,705,340 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 51,768,620 hostile staff.
[range] 41,941,835 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 19,530,626 hostile staff.
[range] 26,556,099 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 77,085,515 allied staff.
[range] 14,616,193 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 11,359,303 hostile staff.
[range] 17,338,925 allied Ranger attacked, killing 4,686,719 hostile staff.
[range] 9,680,008 allied Ninja attacked, killing 813,402 hostile staff.
[range] 20,151,866 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 3,006,283 hostile staff.
[range] 24,293,677 allied Marine attacked, killing 4,006,908 hostile staff.
[range] 4,764,444 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 765,527 hostile staff.
[range] 691,542 allied Humvee attacked, killing 26,876 hostile staff.
[range] 18,699,263 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,769,287 hostile staff.
[range] 21,361,810 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 3,744,600 hostile staff.
[range] 1,542,243 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 244,446 hostile staff.

Stunned: 9,322,022 [£606,262,766,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 1,083,294,877 [£7,935,415,552,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 5,228,641 [£61,702,075,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 280,038,209 [£19,046,481,012,400] enemies dead. 77,085,515 [£1,465,079,650,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 3,744,600 [£384,529,683,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 10 [£160,000] enemies converted.

You gained 1,770,842 effectiveness.
You gained 4.67 fame.
You gained 2.94 honour.
You will soon be receiving £9,554,737,400 insurance.

 

[jamesNchina]

oh damn oh hell defending me, solo, inactive feeling very sleepy against canoodle rank 16 muhaha no land... I portal *****
Battle Report - Defending 2legit2quit [772]
[close] 856,345 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 242,051 hostile staff.
[close] 48 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 51 allied staff.
[close] 374 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 322 allied staff.
[close] 6,853 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 5,368 allied staff.
[close] 48,127 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 33,103 allied staff.
[close] 706 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 5,667 allied staff.
[close] 92,807,273 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 59,178,322 hostile staff.
[close] 2,362 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 4,395 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 1 Gargantua.
[close] 22,642,589 hostile Armoured Car attacked, killing 1,012,290 allied staff.
[close] 5,165 hostile Biker attacked, killing 7,453 allied staff.
[close] 19,915 hostile Witch attacked, killing 47,070 allied staff.
[close] 1,052,855 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 389,920 allied staff.
[close] 41,085,311 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 15,553,824 hostile staff.
[close] 86,163 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 60,792 allied staff.
[close] 590,518 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 418,232 allied staff.
[close] 2,411,772 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 476,667 hostile staff.
[close] 198,897 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 280,549 allied staff.
[close] 1,170,725 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 247,061 allied staff.
[raised] 51,199 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 339,347 hostile Marine attacked, killing 236,679 allied staff.
[close] 59,689 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 64,092 allied staff.
[close] 1,459 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 1,869 allied staff.
[close] 12,886 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 1,590 allied staff.
[close] 9,162 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 704 allied staff.
[close] 143,698 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 197,456 allied staff.
[close] 66 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 5 allied staff.
[close] 1,035,809 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 36,327,002 allied staff.

Distracted: 75,450,864 [£3,437,332,299,500] enemies distracted.
Died: 39,341,670 [£670,607,673,600] friendlies dead.
Converted: 51,200 [£2,151,358,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 1,076,112 effectiveness.
You gained 25.46 fame.
You gained 15.34 honour.
You will soon be receiving £103,274,320,600 insurance.

 

[warrior]

lmao didnt send grabbers only to kill a little, you couldnt of stopped me if wanted land hahaha

 

['Tiger']

Battle Report - Defending MaraDona vs Lots of multis attacking Wumpy
[range] 4,543,972 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,741,650 allied staff.
[range] 54,795,877 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 538,145,798 allied staff.
[range] 97,491,728 allied Striker attacked, killing 25,313,429 hostile staff.
[range] 3,932,194 hostile Striker attacked, killing 956,962 allied staff.
[range] 140 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 68 allied staff.
[range] 42,527,124 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 8,889,111 allied staff.
[range] 13,372,103 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 6,026,327 allied staff.
[range] 6,477,357 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,395,724 allied staff.
[range] 15,100,499 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,055,053 allied staff.
[range] 9,955,830 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 4,519,825 allied staff.
[range] 1,418,847 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 968,896 allied staff.
[range] 11,927,461 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 16,135,420 allied staff.
[range] 125,751 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 40,121 allied staff.
[range] 7,265 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,752 allied staff.
[range] 4,924,265 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 4,620,767 allied staff.
[range] 7,777,869 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 3,379,713 allied staff.
[range] 3,391,559 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 884,849 allied staff.
[range] 51,896,213 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 471,078,704 hostile staff.
[range] 727,246 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,247,182 allied staff.
[range] 273,157,008 allied Marine attacked, killing 156,310,921 hostile staff.
[range] 146,522 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 20,903 hostile staff.

Stunned: 68 [£3,788,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 539,543,274 [£2,173,943,819,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 652,723,957 [£12,194,095,436,500] enemies dead. 53,465,876 [£2,919,538,158,200] friendlies dead.

 

['Tiger']

Battle Report - Attacking Womanizers
[range] 200,048,256 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 77,938,027 hostile staff.
[range] 48 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 77 hostile staff.
[range] 3,832,147 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 7,666,224 hostile staff.
[range] 7,634,498 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 101,471,718 hostile staff.
[range] 268,774 allied Striker attacked, killing 49,146 hostile staff.
[range] 30,029,682 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 97,060,893 hostile staff.
[range] 25,262,573 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 38,336,673 hostile staff.
[range] 782,844 allied Vampire attacked, killing 1,268,774 hostile staff.
[raised] 94,425 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 798,816 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 795,096 allied staff.
[range] 297,332 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 458,993 hostile staff.
[range] 4,256,152 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,279,725 hostile staff.
[range] 2,497,111 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 519,852 hostile staff.
[range] 1,485,897 allied Harrier attacked, killing 424,900 hostile staff.
[range] 122,802,717 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2 hostile staff.

Stunned: 795,096 [£38,324,683,000] friendlies stunned. 458,993 [£30,804,266,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 101,471,718 [£1,316,549,170,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 8,186,076 [£77,919,312,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 216,358,217 [£4,304,679,725,800] enemies dead.
Converted: 94,425 [£1,510,800,000] enemies converted.

 

['Tiger']

Battle Report - Attacking Womanizers
[middle] 200,048,256 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 76,513,374 hostile staff.
[middle] 48 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 41 hostile staff.
[middle] 346,892 allied Mummy attacked, killing 390,766 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,832,147 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 10,727,894 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,634,498 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 21,987,081 hostile staff.
[middle] 30,029,682 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 38,638 hostile staff.

Distracted: 21,987,081 [£236,805,887,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 10,727,894 [£31,967,827,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 76,942,819 [£1,125,694,768,400] enemies dead.

 

[LAFiN]

Battle Report - Defending Maickesh is a homosexual. [5328]
[middle] 113,526,127 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 45,465,701 hostile staff.
[close] 5,821,420 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,342,435 hostile staff.
[close] 191,073 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 110,731 allied staff.
[m/c] 3,175,853 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,219,799 hostile staff.
[close] 48 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 16 allied staff.
[close] 8,771,543 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 9,082,769 hostile staff.
[close] 4,566,645 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 4,401,704 allied staff.
[close] 374 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 189 allied staff.
[close] 3 allied Serf attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[m/c] 168,006 allied Mummy attacked, killing 182,546 hostile staff.
[close] 346,124 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 348,864 allied staff.
[close] 1,905 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 8,940 hostile staff.
[close] 50,134 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 114,511 allied staff.
[m/c] 52,175,328 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 131,552,036 hostile staff.
[close] 3,642,885 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 6,772,276 allied staff.
[close] 171 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 1,853 hostile staff.
[close] 705 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 6,595 allied staff.
[m/c] 198,199,255 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,794,474,284 hostile staff.
[close] 1,224,952 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 952,727 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 10,966 Gargantua.
[close] 18,992,142 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 44,276,126 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 110,972 Gargantua.
[close] 24,504,184 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 1,038,263 hostile staff.
[close] 25,196,231 hostile Armoured Car attacked, killing 2,165,452 allied staff.
[m/c] 35,416,851 allied Striker attacked, killing 14,224,827 hostile staff.
[close] 251,732 hostile Striker attacked, killing 62,920 allied staff.
[close] 160,840 allied Biker attacked, killing 23,927 hostile staff.
[close] 6,974 hostile Biker attacked, killing 12,897 allied staff.
[m/c] 107,623 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 140,442 hostile staff.
[close] 11,988 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 72,025 allied staff.
[close] 69,936 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 43,444 hostile staff.
[m/c] 224,870,625 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 178,683,657 hostile staff.
[close] 11,558,725 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 25,661,228 allied staff.
[close] 318,293 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 702,079 allied staff.
[raised] 54,729 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 2,562,081 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 916,182 hostile staff.
[m/c] 7,097,068 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,814,215 hostile staff.
[close] 1,487,471 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 951,009 allied staff.
[close] 74,118,933 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 14,254,542 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,835,941 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,482,633 hostile staff.
[close] 28,583 hostile Witch attacked, killing 50,915 allied staff.
[middle] 49,620,821 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,715,490 hostile staff.
[close] 52,869,151 allied Harrier attacked, killing 46,553,757 hostile staff.
[close] 829,366 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,127,262 allied staff.
[close] 3,003,633 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,205,270 hostile staff.
[close] 38,260,973 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 11,057,494 hostile staff.
[close] 411,440 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 712,232 allied staff.
[close] 47,948,729 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 36,005,754 hostile staff.
[close] 41,057,736 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 271,915,132 allied staff.
[close] 2,221,234 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 3,782,915 allied staff.
[close] 2,930,751 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 328,901 hostile staff.
[close] 40,133,600 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 157,385,668 allied staff.
[close] 6,011,117 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,520,094 hostile staff.
[close] 1,186,739 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,141,671 hostile staff.
[close] 277,086 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 569,181 allied staff.
[close] 6,811,564 allied Ranger attacked, killing 5,524,378 hostile staff.
[close] 138,687 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 111,253 allied staff.
[close] 611 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 554 hostile staff.
[close] 321 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 153 hostile staff.
[raised] 5 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 289,791 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 1,527,176 allied staff.
[raised] 16,748 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 13,157,604 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 15,404,820 hostile staff.
[close] 94,095 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,324,671 allied staff.
[close] 6,568,256 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 2,299,168 hostile staff.
[raised] 861,654 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 37,241,331 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 39,331,922 allied staff.
[raised] 6,461,775 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 27,991,079 allied Marine attacked, killing 11,099,406 hostile staff.
[close] 357,434 hostile Marine attacked, killing 270,601 allied staff.
[close] 3,113,096 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 1,729,740 hostile staff.
[close] 4,421,219 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,027,628 hostile staff.
[close] 30,563,261 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 15,500,920 allied staff.
[close] 850 hostile Zombie ate the brains of 390 allied staff.
[raised] 235 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 102,416 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 46,923 hostile staff.
[close] 2,169 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 912 allied staff.
[close] 716,242 allied Jeep attacked, killing 114,580 hostile staff.
[close] 18,478 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 3,047 allied staff.
[close] 1,602,079 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 856,268 hostile staff.
[close] 722,089 allied Humvee attacked, killing 120,731 hostile staff.
[close] 61,190,923 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 6,604,484 allied staff.
[close] 17,602,799 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 30,193,135 hostile staff.
[close] 20,895,890 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 34,996,879 allied staff.
[close] 5,110,569 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 3,355,542 allied staff.
[close] 1,273,348 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 737,186 hostile staff.
[close] 41,307 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 23,293 allied staff.
[close] 1,450 allied Private attacked, killing 314 hostile staff.
[close] 152 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 15 hostile staff.
[close] 9 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[close] 3,582 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 388 hostile staff.
[close] 79 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
[close] 119,781 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 106,626 hostile staff.
[close] 2,782 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 2,620 hostile staff.
[close] 99,733 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 1,811,433 hostile staff.
[close] 1,410,316 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 30,664,927 allied staff.

Stunned: 916,182 [£50,227,467,500] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 1,824,879,394 [£11,932,395,625,300] enemies distracted. 4,512,435 [£18,204,602,900] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 133,596,427 [£1,002,623,771,500] enemies disabled. 167,940,859 [£627,083,183,100] friendlies disabled.
Died: 414,008,472 [£19,783,187,309,500] enemies dead. 479,109,109 [£8,161,561,810,500] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 109,246 [£4,743,392,000] enemies bribed. 3,355,542 [£150,082,499,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 872,625 [£47,155,593,000] enemies converted. 6,644,459 [£383,670,549,000] friendlies converted.

 

[Dax]

4v1 then getting pwnd in close. Beautiful reading.