yeah, i'm starting to run out of strikers, can i have a few days to recuperate please.
Yeah, I've no troops left either. Stupid squishy dogs and bikers.
yeah, i'm starting to run out of strikers, can i have a few days to recuperate please.
yeah, i'm starting to run out of strikers, can i have a few days to recuperate please.
Yeah, I've no troops left either. Stupid squishy dogs and bikers.
Not much compared to some BRs here, but as good as it gets at R3:
Battle Report - Defending
[range] 19,181,937 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 103,297,610 allied staff.
[range] 3,455,225 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,175,224 hostile staff.
[range] 11,775,342 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 51,870,726 hostile staff.
[range] 5,462,591 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,593,035 allied staff.
[range] 1,703,999 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 9,065,159 hostile staff.
[range] 3,168,819 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 2,238,525 allied staff.
[range] 653 allied Ninja attacked, killing 156 hostile staff.
[range] 809,600 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 298,225 hostile staff.
[range] 7,822,292 allied Marine attacked, killing 4,390,064 hostile staff.
[range] 366,958 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1 hostile staff.
[range] 437,131 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 362,991 hostile staff.
Died: 68,162,546 [£2,111,117,827,000] enemies dead. 108,129,170 [£879,495,824,100] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,479,413 effectiveness.
You gained 24.96 fame.
You gained 24.59 honour.
You will soon be receiving £54,144,522,000 insurance.
I know ths BR is minor but what made it funnier was the message this guy sent me before it ticked.
Private Sent by: Cocky Solo [LoL] Mon 14th Apr, 2014. 15:52:26 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
don't worry I have just enough to block it.
Battle Report - Attacking Cocky Solo [LoL]
[close] 5,996,404 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 4,105,683 allied staff.
[close] 8,000,000 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 44,243,313 allied staff.
[close] 507,138 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 191,278 allied staff.
[close] 26,436,584 hostile Armoured Car attacked, killing 3,731,561 allied staff.
[close] 6,156,222 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 366,658 allied staff.
[close] 212,045 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 96,251 allied staff.
[close] 2,035,636 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 9,338,770 hostile staff.
[close] 9,304,430 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 4,886,734 allied staff.
[close] 25,047 hostile Stunbot attacked, disabling 31,420 allied staff.
[close] 216 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 5,040 allied staff.
[close] 1,735,374 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,523 land. [550] tree. [782] bush. [108] flower. [83] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 4,105,683 [£29,873,065,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 44,928,920 [£212,666,968,000] friendlies disabled. 9,338,770 [£24,721,362,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 3,736,601 [£150,512,403,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,886,734 [£208,498,614,000] friendlies bribed.
You stole 1,523 land. [550] tree. [782] bush. [108] flower. [83] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Pfft my troops have been told that unless you bring me back something decent then don't bother firing at all
Battle Report - Attacking AM pom and ranger/harrier vs me
[range] 145,272,568 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,045,808,730 allied staff.
[range] 9,093,938 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 4,359,014 hostile staff.
[range] 36,637,306 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 40,188,748 allied staff.
[range] 162,420,525 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 564,803,874 hostile staff.
[range] 84,213,867 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 145,079,667 hostile staff.
[range] 89,633,333 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 79,374,029 hostile staff.
Stunned: 4,359,014 [£307,995,970,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 1,045,808,730 [£3,771,655,571,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 40,188,748 [£1,661,001,698,000] friendlies dead. 789,257,570 [£8,011,353,142,800] enemies dead.
You gained 3,090,958 effectiveness.
You gained 54.79 fame.
You lost 66.19 honour.
You earned £348,690,709,072 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £332,034,829,600 insurance.