Yeah, I've no troops left either. Stupid squishy dogs and bikers.
Round 52 Brs
- Thread starter JJB
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Yeah, I've no troops left either. Stupid squishy dogs and bikers.
Hippie
Harvester
but the bikers are awesome!
Spiky Spoon
Head Gardener
Painful first tick, but worth it for the 1500 acre land grab taking us over the 500k mark. 
Battle Report - Attacking solo
[range] 5,000,000 allied F-117 attacked, killing 69,107,266 hostile staff.
[range] 5,771,227 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,142,552 allied staff.
[range] 19,523,538 allied Harrier attacked, killing 20,644,435 hostile staff.
[range] 789,963 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 3,389,325 allied staff.
[range] 39,546,185 allied Ranger attacked, killing 19,813,759 hostile staff.
[range] 9,082,465 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 125,048,214 allied staff.
[range] 12,346,331 hostile Marine attacked, killing 20,952,812 allied staff.
Died: 150,532,903 [£1,673,890,058,800] friendlies dead. 109,565,460 [£1,853,767,866,400] enemies dead.
You gained 251,233 effectiveness.
You gained 25.37 fame.
You lost 70.18 honour.
You earned £13,810,815,435 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £277,397,183,200 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking solo
[middle] 3,341,704 allied F-117 attacked, killing 11,274,202 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,565,092 hostile Striker attacked, killing 776,881 allied staff.
[middle] 13,056,693 allied Harrier attacked, killing 5,076,000 hostile staff.
[middle] 27,999,396 allied Ranger attacked, killing 10,901,975 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,436,976 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 81,737,422 allied staff.
[middle] 424,703 hostile Marine attacked, killing 781,403 allied staff.
Died: 83,295,706 [£793,880,687,800] friendlies dead. 27,252,177 [£1,400,268,649,200] enemies dead.
You gained 473,794 effectiveness.
You gained 34.63 fame.
You lost 69.28 honour.
You earned £11,217,901,218 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £126,185,784,600 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking solo
[close] 2 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1 allied staff.
[close] 1,735,090 hostile Striker attacked, killing 375,749 allied staff.
[close] 10,508,905 allied Harrier attacked, killing 4,412,105 hostile staff.
[close] 22,356,944 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,992,761 hostile staff.
[close] 1,272,650 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 19,720,306 allied staff.
[close] 881,264 hostile White Wizard zapped 2,852,754 allied staff.
[close] 1,966,765 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,544 land. [407] tree. [976] bush. [79] flower. [82] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 1 [£2,200] friendlies distracted.
Died: 22,948,809 [£273,920,870,800] friendlies dead. 6,404,866 [£813,728,048,400] enemies dead.
You stole 1,544 land. [407] tree. [976] bush. [79] flower. [82] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 302,321 effectiveness.
You gained 50.01 fame.
You lost 68.18 honour.
You earned £6,619,830,306 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £46,105,348,400 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking solo
[range] 5,000,000 allied F-117 attacked, killing 69,107,266 hostile staff.
[range] 5,771,227 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,142,552 allied staff.
[range] 19,523,538 allied Harrier attacked, killing 20,644,435 hostile staff.
[range] 789,963 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 3,389,325 allied staff.
[range] 39,546,185 allied Ranger attacked, killing 19,813,759 hostile staff.
[range] 9,082,465 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 125,048,214 allied staff.
[range] 12,346,331 hostile Marine attacked, killing 20,952,812 allied staff.
Died: 150,532,903 [£1,673,890,058,800] friendlies dead. 109,565,460 [£1,853,767,866,400] enemies dead.
You gained 251,233 effectiveness.
You gained 25.37 fame.
You lost 70.18 honour.
You earned £13,810,815,435 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £277,397,183,200 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking solo
[middle] 3,341,704 allied F-117 attacked, killing 11,274,202 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,565,092 hostile Striker attacked, killing 776,881 allied staff.
[middle] 13,056,693 allied Harrier attacked, killing 5,076,000 hostile staff.
[middle] 27,999,396 allied Ranger attacked, killing 10,901,975 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,436,976 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 81,737,422 allied staff.
[middle] 424,703 hostile Marine attacked, killing 781,403 allied staff.
Died: 83,295,706 [£793,880,687,800] friendlies dead. 27,252,177 [£1,400,268,649,200] enemies dead.
You gained 473,794 effectiveness.
You gained 34.63 fame.
You lost 69.28 honour.
You earned £11,217,901,218 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £126,185,784,600 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking solo
[close] 2 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1 allied staff.
[close] 1,735,090 hostile Striker attacked, killing 375,749 allied staff.
[close] 10,508,905 allied Harrier attacked, killing 4,412,105 hostile staff.
[close] 22,356,944 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,992,761 hostile staff.
[close] 1,272,650 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 19,720,306 allied staff.
[close] 881,264 hostile White Wizard zapped 2,852,754 allied staff.
[close] 1,966,765 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,544 land. [407] tree. [976] bush. [79] flower. [82] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 1 [£2,200] friendlies distracted.
Died: 22,948,809 [£273,920,870,800] friendlies dead. 6,404,866 [£813,728,048,400] enemies dead.
You stole 1,544 land. [407] tree. [976] bush. [79] flower. [82] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 302,321 effectiveness.
You gained 50.01 fame.
You lost 68.18 honour.
You earned £6,619,830,306 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £46,105,348,400 insurance.
Gazzy
Head Gardener
Not much compared to some BRs here, but as good as it gets at R3:
Battle Report - Defending
[range] 19,181,937 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 103,297,610 allied staff.
[range] 3,455,225 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,175,224 hostile staff.
[range] 11,775,342 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 51,870,726 hostile staff.
[range] 5,462,591 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,593,035 allied staff.
[range] 1,703,999 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 9,065,159 hostile staff.
[range] 3,168,819 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 2,238,525 allied staff.
[range] 653 allied Ninja attacked, killing 156 hostile staff.
[range] 809,600 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 298,225 hostile staff.
[range] 7,822,292 allied Marine attacked, killing 4,390,064 hostile staff.
[range] 366,958 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1 hostile staff.
[range] 437,131 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 362,991 hostile staff.
Died: 68,162,546 [£2,111,117,827,000] enemies dead. 108,129,170 [£879,495,824,100] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,479,413 effectiveness.
You gained 24.96 fame.
You gained 24.59 honour.
You will soon be receiving £54,144,522,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending
[range] 19,181,937 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 103,297,610 allied staff.
[range] 3,455,225 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,175,224 hostile staff.
[range] 11,775,342 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 51,870,726 hostile staff.
[range] 5,462,591 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,593,035 allied staff.
[range] 1,703,999 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 9,065,159 hostile staff.
[range] 3,168,819 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 2,238,525 allied staff.
[range] 653 allied Ninja attacked, killing 156 hostile staff.
[range] 809,600 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 298,225 hostile staff.
[range] 7,822,292 allied Marine attacked, killing 4,390,064 hostile staff.
[range] 366,958 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1 hostile staff.
[range] 437,131 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 362,991 hostile staff.
Died: 68,162,546 [£2,111,117,827,000] enemies dead. 108,129,170 [£879,495,824,100] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,479,413 effectiveness.
You gained 24.96 fame.
You gained 24.59 honour.
You will soon be receiving £54,144,522,000 insurance.
jamesNchina
Tree Surgeon
Gazzy
Head Gardener
Ha! I see what you did thuur.
Spiky Spoon
Head Gardener
Me failing at basics maths
Battle Report - Attacking Solo
[range] 100,000,000 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 504,949,636 allied staff.
[range] 8,000,000 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 108,478,234 allied staff.
[range] 100,000,500 hostile Marine attacked, killing 151,804,716 allied staff.
[range] 1,128,027 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 15,575,928 allied staff.
Died: 780,808,514 [£1,777,543,179,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 284,407 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £12,407,832,000 insurance.
And then failing again at recalling. FML!
[middle] 8,000,000 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 96,403,989 allied staff.
[middle] 100,000,500 hostile Marine attacked, killing 115,472,390 allied staff.
[middle] 8,957 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 21,024 allied staff.
Died: 211,897,403 [£562,811,840,600] friendlies dead.
You gained 90,050 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £20,063,160,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking Solo
[range] 100,000,000 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 504,949,636 allied staff.
[range] 8,000,000 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 108,478,234 allied staff.
[range] 100,000,500 hostile Marine attacked, killing 151,804,716 allied staff.
[range] 1,128,027 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 15,575,928 allied staff.
Died: 780,808,514 [£1,777,543,179,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 284,407 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £12,407,832,000 insurance.
And then failing again at recalling. FML!
[middle] 8,000,000 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 96,403,989 allied staff.
[middle] 100,000,500 hostile Marine attacked, killing 115,472,390 allied staff.
[middle] 8,957 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 21,024 allied staff.
Died: 211,897,403 [£562,811,840,600] friendlies dead.
You gained 90,050 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £20,063,160,000 insurance.
Gazzy
Head Gardener
You mean suiciding so that you have more targets?
Land whore =P
Land whore =P
Spiky Spoon
Head Gardener
You know I wish I could say I meant that. Lol =P
was bored lol
Battle Report - Attacking solo
[middle] 7,236,972 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,419,211 hostile staff.
[middle] 453,310 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 223,313 allied staff.
[middle] 2,303,301 hostile Witch attacked, killing 665,704 allied staff.
[middle] 5,414,149 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 604,884 allied staff.
[middle] 2,464,583 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 731,435 allied staff.
[middle] 314,314 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 498,344 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,143,364 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 8,815,026 hostile staff.
[middle] 12,598,168 allied Marine attacked, killing 2,560,999 hostile staff.
[middle] 774,273 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 2,840 hostile staff.
[middle] 237,102 allied Officer attacked, killing 1,230 hostile staff.
Stunned: 223,313 [£11,573,255,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 2,002,023 [£116,755,243,000] friendlies dead. 13,297,650 [£451,920,948,100] enemies dead.
You gained 651,602 effectiveness.
You gained 50.97 fame.
You gained 33.90 honour.
You earned £22,124,871,334 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £23,211,903,800 insurance.
Wed 11th Jun, year 5. Morning Attacking solo
Battle Report - Attacking solo
[range] 8,000,742 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,789,173 hostile staff.
[range] 1,331,347 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 735,337 allied staff.
[range] 15,722,628 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 69,621,894 allied staff.
[range] 7,751,317 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,032,058 allied staff.
[range] 370,396 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,051,065 hostile staff.
[range] 3,240,510 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 31,031,651 hostile staff.
[range] 13,287,575 allied Marine attacked, killing 11,581,833 hostile staff.
[range] 115,533 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 110,981 allied staff.
[range] 849,219 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 276,324 hostile staff.
[range] 281,010 allied Officer attacked, killing 73,377 hostile staff.
Stunned: 735,337 [£35,802,891,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 72,764,933 [£379,201,794,700] friendlies dead. 45,803,423 [£774,180,889,300] enemies dead.
You gained 1,145,242 effectiveness.
You gained 51.13 fame.
You gained 34.78 honour.
You earned £35,432,533,223 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £45,160,407,100 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking solo
[middle] 7,236,972 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,419,211 hostile staff.
[middle] 453,310 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 223,313 allied staff.
[middle] 2,303,301 hostile Witch attacked, killing 665,704 allied staff.
[middle] 5,414,149 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 604,884 allied staff.
[middle] 2,464,583 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 731,435 allied staff.
[middle] 314,314 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 498,344 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,143,364 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 8,815,026 hostile staff.
[middle] 12,598,168 allied Marine attacked, killing 2,560,999 hostile staff.
[middle] 774,273 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 2,840 hostile staff.
[middle] 237,102 allied Officer attacked, killing 1,230 hostile staff.
Stunned: 223,313 [£11,573,255,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 2,002,023 [£116,755,243,000] friendlies dead. 13,297,650 [£451,920,948,100] enemies dead.
You gained 651,602 effectiveness.
You gained 50.97 fame.
You gained 33.90 honour.
You earned £22,124,871,334 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £23,211,903,800 insurance.
Wed 11th Jun, year 5. Morning Attacking solo
Battle Report - Attacking solo
[range] 8,000,742 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,789,173 hostile staff.
[range] 1,331,347 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 735,337 allied staff.
[range] 15,722,628 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 69,621,894 allied staff.
[range] 7,751,317 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,032,058 allied staff.
[range] 370,396 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,051,065 hostile staff.
[range] 3,240,510 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 31,031,651 hostile staff.
[range] 13,287,575 allied Marine attacked, killing 11,581,833 hostile staff.
[range] 115,533 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 110,981 allied staff.
[range] 849,219 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 276,324 hostile staff.
[range] 281,010 allied Officer attacked, killing 73,377 hostile staff.
Stunned: 735,337 [£35,802,891,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 72,764,933 [£379,201,794,700] friendlies dead. 45,803,423 [£774,180,889,300] enemies dead.
You gained 1,145,242 effectiveness.
You gained 51.13 fame.
You gained 34.78 honour.
You earned £35,432,533,223 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £45,160,407,100 insurance.
I know ths BR is minor but what made it funnier was the message this guy sent me before it ticked.
Private Sent by: Cocky Solo [LoL] Mon 14th Apr, 2014. 15:52:26 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
don't worry I have just enough to block it.
Battle Report - Attacking Cocky Solo [LoL]
[close] 5,996,404 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 4,105,683 allied staff.
[close] 8,000,000 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 44,243,313 allied staff.
[close] 507,138 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 191,278 allied staff.
[close] 26,436,584 hostile Armoured Car attacked, killing 3,731,561 allied staff.
[close] 6,156,222 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 366,658 allied staff.
[close] 212,045 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 96,251 allied staff.
[close] 2,035,636 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 9,338,770 hostile staff.
[close] 9,304,430 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 4,886,734 allied staff.
[close] 25,047 hostile Stunbot attacked, disabling 31,420 allied staff.
[close] 216 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 5,040 allied staff.
[close] 1,735,374 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,523 land. [550] tree. [782] bush. [108] flower. [83] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 4,105,683 [£29,873,065,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 44,928,920 [£212,666,968,000] friendlies disabled. 9,338,770 [£24,721,362,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 3,736,601 [£150,512,403,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,886,734 [£208,498,614,000] friendlies bribed.
You stole 1,523 land. [550] tree. [782] bush. [108] flower. [83] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Private Sent by: Cocky Solo [LoL] Mon 14th Apr, 2014. 15:52:26 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
don't worry I have just enough to block it.
Battle Report - Attacking Cocky Solo [LoL]
[close] 5,996,404 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 4,105,683 allied staff.
[close] 8,000,000 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 44,243,313 allied staff.
[close] 507,138 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 191,278 allied staff.
[close] 26,436,584 hostile Armoured Car attacked, killing 3,731,561 allied staff.
[close] 6,156,222 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 366,658 allied staff.
[close] 212,045 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 96,251 allied staff.
[close] 2,035,636 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 9,338,770 hostile staff.
[close] 9,304,430 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 4,886,734 allied staff.
[close] 25,047 hostile Stunbot attacked, disabling 31,420 allied staff.
[close] 216 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 5,040 allied staff.
[close] 1,735,374 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,523 land. [550] tree. [782] bush. [108] flower. [83] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 4,105,683 [£29,873,065,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 44,928,920 [£212,666,968,000] friendlies disabled. 9,338,770 [£24,721,362,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 3,736,601 [£150,512,403,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,886,734 [£208,498,614,000] friendlies bribed.
You stole 1,523 land. [550] tree. [782] bush. [108] flower. [83] grass. [0] uncultivated.
jamesNchina
Tree Surgeon
I know ths BR is minor but what made it funnier was the message this guy sent me before it ticked.
Private Sent by: Cocky Solo [LoL] Mon 14th Apr, 2014. 15:52:26 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
don't worry I have just enough to block it.
Battle Report - Attacking Cocky Solo [LoL]
[close] 5,996,404 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 4,105,683 allied staff.
[close] 8,000,000 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 44,243,313 allied staff.
[close] 507,138 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 191,278 allied staff.
[close] 26,436,584 hostile Armoured Car attacked, killing 3,731,561 allied staff.
[close] 6,156,222 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 366,658 allied staff.
[close] 212,045 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 96,251 allied staff.
[close] 2,035,636 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 9,338,770 hostile staff.
[close] 9,304,430 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 4,886,734 allied staff.
[close] 25,047 hostile Stunbot attacked, disabling 31,420 allied staff.
[close] 216 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 5,040 allied staff.
[close] 1,735,374 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,523 land. [550] tree. [782] bush. [108] flower. [83] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 4,105,683 [£29,873,065,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 44,928,920 [£212,666,968,000] friendlies disabled. 9,338,770 [£24,721,362,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 3,736,601 [£150,512,403,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,886,734 [£208,498,614,000] friendlies bribed.
You stole 1,523 land. [550] tree. [782] bush. [108] flower. [83] grass. [0] uncultivated.
well at least we now know you don't have that heroic seedy that has been nominated into the Seedie Hall of Fame
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
Pfft my troops have been told that unless you bring me back something decent then don't bother firing at all
What he means is that I say don't come back without something to show for it
Souls
Official Helper
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Battle Report - Attacking
[h][range] 15,100,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 5,397,231 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 52,557,645 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 262,310,093 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 80,429,882 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 371,694,719 allied staff.[/h]
[h][raised] 15,012,310 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.[/h]
[h][range] 12,959,463 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 13,411,087 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 40,000,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 84,606,504 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 95,000,000 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 12,580,366 allied staff.[/h]
Died: [h]750,000,000 [£2,221,000,000,000] friendlies dead.[/h]
Converted: [h]15,012,310 [£240,196,960,000] friendlies converted.[/h]
[f]You gained 427,315 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You will soon be receiving £118,876,386,000 insurance.[/f]
Whoops, a second off the tick my flak!
[h][range] 15,100,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 5,397,231 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 52,557,645 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 262,310,093 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 80,429,882 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 371,694,719 allied staff.[/h]
[h][raised] 15,012,310 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.[/h]
[h][range] 12,959,463 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 13,411,087 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 40,000,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 84,606,504 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 95,000,000 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 12,580,366 allied staff.[/h]
Died: [h]750,000,000 [£2,221,000,000,000] friendlies dead.[/h]
Converted: [h]15,012,310 [£240,196,960,000] friendlies converted.[/h]
[f]You gained 427,315 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You will soon be receiving £118,876,386,000 insurance.[/f]
Whoops, a second off the tick
my flak!Battle Report - Attacking AM pom and ranger/harrier vs me
[range] 145,272,568 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,045,808,730 allied staff.
[range] 9,093,938 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 4,359,014 hostile staff.
[range] 36,637,306 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 40,188,748 allied staff.
[range] 162,420,525 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 564,803,874 hostile staff.
[range] 84,213,867 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 145,079,667 hostile staff.
[range] 89,633,333 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 79,374,029 hostile staff.
Stunned: 4,359,014 [£307,995,970,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 1,045,808,730 [£3,771,655,571,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 40,188,748 [£1,661,001,698,000] friendlies dead. 789,257,570 [£8,011,353,142,800] enemies dead.
You gained 3,090,958 effectiveness.
You gained 54.79 fame.
You lost 66.19 honour.
You earned £348,690,709,072 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £332,034,829,600 insurance.
[range] 145,272,568 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,045,808,730 allied staff.
[range] 9,093,938 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 4,359,014 hostile staff.
[range] 36,637,306 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 40,188,748 allied staff.
[range] 162,420,525 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 564,803,874 hostile staff.
[range] 84,213,867 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 145,079,667 hostile staff.
[range] 89,633,333 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 79,374,029 hostile staff.
Stunned: 4,359,014 [£307,995,970,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 1,045,808,730 [£3,771,655,571,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 40,188,748 [£1,661,001,698,000] friendlies dead. 789,257,570 [£8,011,353,142,800] enemies dead.
You gained 3,090,958 effectiveness.
You gained 54.79 fame.
You lost 66.19 honour.
You earned £348,690,709,072 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £332,034,829,600 insurance.
Spiky Spoon
Head Gardener
Battle Report - Attacking Aftermath
[close] 84,042,513 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 851,778,360 allied staff.
[close] 2,000,000 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 4,030,142 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 27,290 Gargantua.
[close] 10,951,454 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 49,746,363 allied staff.
[close] 20,561,282 allied Harrier attacked, killing 16,770,023 hostile staff.
[close] 15,527,920 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 102,070,678 allied staff.
[close] 34,570,965 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 36,819,387 allied staff.
[close] 28,729,632 allied Ranger attacked, killing 14,859,918 hostile staff.
[close] 1,005,573 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 937,030 allied staff.
[raised] 388,176 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 1,968,822 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 6,783,709 allied staff.
[close] 110,158 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 2,529,104 allied staff.
Distracted: 901,524,723 [£3,401,539,750,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 36,819,387 [£501,354,172,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 116,350,663 [£1,735,309,253,600] friendlies dead. 31,629,941 [£1,732,026,894,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 415,466 [£43,593,392,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 398,724 effectiveness.
You gained 37.02 fame.
You lost 61.98 honour.
You earned £417,575,203,290 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £290,797,765,200 insurance.
[close] 84,042,513 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 851,778,360 allied staff.
[close] 2,000,000 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 4,030,142 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 27,290 Gargantua.
[close] 10,951,454 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 49,746,363 allied staff.
[close] 20,561,282 allied Harrier attacked, killing 16,770,023 hostile staff.
[close] 15,527,920 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 102,070,678 allied staff.
[close] 34,570,965 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 36,819,387 allied staff.
[close] 28,729,632 allied Ranger attacked, killing 14,859,918 hostile staff.
[close] 1,005,573 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 937,030 allied staff.
[raised] 388,176 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 1,968,822 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 6,783,709 allied staff.
[close] 110,158 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 2,529,104 allied staff.
Distracted: 901,524,723 [£3,401,539,750,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 36,819,387 [£501,354,172,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 116,350,663 [£1,735,309,253,600] friendlies dead. 31,629,941 [£1,732,026,894,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 415,466 [£43,593,392,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 398,724 effectiveness.
You gained 37.02 fame.
You lost 61.98 honour.
You earned £417,575,203,290 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £290,797,765,200 insurance.
Spiky Spoon
Head Gardener
Battle Report - Attacking Aftermath
[range] 3,800,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 21,484,233 hostile staff.
[range] 80,284,286 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 374,862,728 allied staff.
[raised] 16,683,752 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 20,774,974 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 8,758,037 hostile staff.
[range] 48,655,467 allied Harrier attacked, killing 56,463,029 hostile staff.
[range] 49,013,994 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 33,424,867 hostile staff.
[range] 36,768,965 allied Ranger attacked, killing 41,453,691 hostile staff.
Disabled: 8,758,037 [£168,812,842,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 374,862,728 [£2,445,896,198,800] friendlies dead. 152,825,820 [£4,599,082,269,800] enemies dead.
Converted: 16,683,752 [£266,940,032,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 1,702,572 effectiveness.
You gained 37.57 fame.
You lost 56.52 honour.
You earned £555,872,077,044 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £38,249,473,600 insurance.
[range] 3,800,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 21,484,233 hostile staff.
[range] 80,284,286 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 374,862,728 allied staff.
[raised] 16,683,752 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 20,774,974 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 8,758,037 hostile staff.
[range] 48,655,467 allied Harrier attacked, killing 56,463,029 hostile staff.
[range] 49,013,994 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 33,424,867 hostile staff.
[range] 36,768,965 allied Ranger attacked, killing 41,453,691 hostile staff.
Disabled: 8,758,037 [£168,812,842,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 374,862,728 [£2,445,896,198,800] friendlies dead. 152,825,820 [£4,599,082,269,800] enemies dead.
Converted: 16,683,752 [£266,940,032,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 1,702,572 effectiveness.
You gained 37.57 fame.
You lost 56.52 honour.
You earned £555,872,077,044 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £38,249,473,600 insurance.
Spiky Spoon
Head Gardener
Battle Report - Attacking Aftermath
[middle] 4,955,422 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 5,550,483 allied staff.
[middle] 2,598,530 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 7,332,328 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,775,125 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 33,814,430 allied staff.
[raised] 1,657,283 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 20,746,060 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,391,101 hostile staff.
[middle] 47,104,836 allied Harrier attacked, killing 17,290,137 hostile staff.
[middle] 46,911,653 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 3,520,072 hostile staff.
Disabled: 7,391,101 [£160,089,027,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 39,364,913 [£383,925,049,000] friendlies dead. 28,142,537 [£806,709,364,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,657,283 [£26,516,528,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 369,343 effectiveness.
You gained 17.11 fame.
You lost 48.31 honour.
You earned £97,302,009,114 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £21,804,214,600 insurance.
[middle] 4,955,422 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 5,550,483 allied staff.
[middle] 2,598,530 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 7,332,328 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,775,125 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 33,814,430 allied staff.
[raised] 1,657,283 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 20,746,060 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,391,101 hostile staff.
[middle] 47,104,836 allied Harrier attacked, killing 17,290,137 hostile staff.
[middle] 46,911,653 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 3,520,072 hostile staff.
Disabled: 7,391,101 [£160,089,027,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 39,364,913 [£383,925,049,000] friendlies dead. 28,142,537 [£806,709,364,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,657,283 [£26,516,528,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 369,343 effectiveness.
You gained 17.11 fame.
You lost 48.31 honour.
You earned £97,302,009,114 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £21,804,214,600 insurance.
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