Battle Report - Defending Against Eff
[close] 50,000,000 allied Extremist attacked, killing 15,291,289 hostile staff.
[close] 9,962,015 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 8,228,083 hostile staff.
[m/c] 60,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 31,182,528 hostile staff.
[middle] 149,590,609 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 44,012,613 allied staff.
[close] 9,073,378 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 9,494,034 hostile staff.
[m/c] 8,595,923 allied Mummy attacked, killing 9,507,642 hostile staff.
[close] 1,334,072 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 6,748,984 hostile staff.
[close] 72,157,576 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 760,148,775 hostile staff.
[m/c] 200,863,388 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,310,837,582 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,959 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 21,319 allied staff.
[close] 41,293,022 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 84,206,026 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 147,294 Gargantua.
[m/c] 118,518,918 allied Striker attacked, killing 38,562,282 hostile staff.
[close] 151,199,717 hostile Striker attacked, killing 45,551,615 allied staff.
[close] 8,693,121 hostile Biker attacked, killing 7,307,040 allied staff.
[close] 44,963,456 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 21,538,786 allied staff.
[close] 52,887,395 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 13,539,761 allied staff.
[m/c] 149,457,963 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 544,066,259 hostile staff.
[m/c] 26,964,494 allied Vampire attacked, killing 71,153,106 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,160,365 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 272,881,230 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 191,340,704 allied staff.
[middle] 153,125,112 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 81,979,027 allied staff.
[middle] 3,114,046 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,717,873 allied staff.
[m/c] 24,555,755 allied Assassin attacked, killing 20,384,987 hostile staff.
[close] 23,793,222 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 8,338,658 allied staff.
[close] 44,354,506 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 233,602,269 hostile staff.
[middle] 12,420,565 hostile Witch attacked, killing 5,373,193 allied staff.
[m/c] 9,387,061 allied Harrier attacked, killing 14,733,352 hostile staff.
[m/c] 33,204,525 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 68,836,715 hostile staff.
[middle] 157,561,922 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 26,679,717 allied staff.
[middle] 65,005,309 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 35,023,060 allied staff.
[close] 4,159,859 hostile Nutter attacked, disabling 749,256 allied staff.
[m/c] 59,199,245 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 396,315,835 hostile staff.
[close] 16,363,475 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 61,333,120 hostile staff.
[middle] 302 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 96 allied staff.
[close] 21,663,508 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 81,779,427 hostile staff.
[middle] 593,164 allied Ninja attacked, killing 635,106 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,800,545 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 3,299,645 allied staff.
[middle] 2,349 allied Automoton attacked, killing 7,208 hostile staff.
[m/c] 18,266,590 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 231,329,046 hostile staff.
[close] 42,747,031 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 27,768,549 allied staff.
[m/c] 43,324,176 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 120,462,618 hostile staff.
[raised] 10,494,944 new nanobots were assimilated.
[m/c] 22,012,773 allied Marine attacked, killing 8,660,256 hostile staff.
[close] 48,288,043 hostile Marine attacked, killing 34,743,294 allied staff.
[close] 5,062,121 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 3,276,805 hostile staff.
[close] 8,138,629 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 2,566,498 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,252,362 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,157,573 hostile staff.
[m/c] 20,606,105 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 44,676,874 hostile staff.
[middle] 24,085,249 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 24,434,536 allied staff.
[close] 3,245,184 allied HQ Private attacked, killing 1,089,648 hostile staff.
[m/c] 30,395 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 4,337 hostile staff.
[m/c] 795,816 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 347,348 hostile staff.
[middle] 109,466 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 25,091 allied staff.
[close] 4,273,685 allied News Van attacked, distracting 1 hostile staff.
[close] 54,182 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 51,743 hostile staff.
[close] 2,454,258 allied Cybernetic T-Rex squished dead 29,165,290 hostile staff.
[m/c] 714,538 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 12,620,958 hostile staff.
[m/c] 739,243 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,471,559 hostile staff.
[close] 1 hostile Seed Thief stole 94 stored seeds. [10] tree. [41] bush. [11] flower. [32] grass.
Stunned: 1,717,873 [£97,642,669,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 2,562,161,969 [£13,303,338,138,300] enemies distracted. 21,415 [£122,472,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 61,333,120 [£235,497,487,200] enemies disabled. 749,256 [£42,296,663,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 2,602,821,833 [£30,528,347,323,700] enemies dead. 573,521,787 [£29,081,724,260,800] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 51,743 [£2,328,719,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 13,802,603 [£638,647,488,000] enemies converted.
You gained 5,103,075 effectiveness.
You gained 2.32 fame.
You gained 3.49 honour.
You will soon be receiving £385,015,392,200 insurance.
That seed thief's a hero.