Round 50 Battle Thread

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Garrett2

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damn straight. you don't come in our house if you aren't ready to throw down. we did the calc, we knew the risks. it was the ****s given that were at all manner of 0.
 
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Elevate

Weeder
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Messages
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Battle Report - Defending myself vs scally
[close] 8,000,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 7,182,124 hostile staff.
[close] 3,000,000 allied Mummy attacked, killing 3,696,514 hostile staff.
[close] 120,000,000 allied Vampire attacked, killing 171,144,804 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,137,371 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 11,000,000 allied Yob attacked, disabling 164,829 hostile staff.
[close] 200,000 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 10,801 hostile staff.
[raised] 365 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 5,694,129 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 23,957,172 allied staff.
[close] 991,194 allied Zombie ate the brains of 163,303 hostile staff.
[raised] 46,325 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 278,960,317 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 122,119,763 allied staff.
[close] 35,247,293 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 3,257,512 hostile staff.

Distracted: 7,182,124 [£15,880,147,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 164,829 [£9,889,740,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 178,272,934 [£1,545,398,143,200] enemies dead. 146,076,935 [£1,728,138,738,100] friendlies dead.
Converted: 3,184,061 [£52,106,386,000] enemies converted.

You gained 2,518,985 effectiveness.
You gained 33.36 fame.
You gained 45.24 honour.
 
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flameharvester

Head Gardener
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FUN FUN

[middle] 100,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 422,618,349 hostile staff.
[middle] 84,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 16,669,924 hostile staff.
[middle] 80,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 136,242,541 hostile staff.
[middle] 200,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 197,742 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,530,593 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,027,866 allied staff.
[middle] 1,991,995 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,071,538 hostile staff.
[middle] 45,191 hostile Witch attacked, killing 108,855 allied staff.
[middle] 1,995,426 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 721,520 hostile staff.
[middle] 39,732,756 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 21,591,220 hostile staff.
[middle] 20,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 9,585,995 hostile staff.
[middle] 39,922,248 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 9,265,413 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,940,601 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,009,182 allied staff.
[middle] 9,938,905 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 6,387,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,986,978 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,150,108 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,777,919 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 4,696,423 hostile staff.
[middle] 27,969,557 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 861,305 hostile staff.

Stunned: 197,742 [£10,287,116,000] enemies stunned. 1,027,866 [£52,652,208,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 433,354,452 [£2,519,828,212,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 721,520 [£33,845,547,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 196,785,773 [£9,882,686,469,000] enemies dead. 1,118,037 [£50,883,640,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 908,234 effectiveness.
You gained 1.66 fame.
You gained 1.04 honour.
You will soon be receiving £1,358,326,400 insurance.
 
Cyrus

Cyrus

Official Helper
Community Operator
Joined
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Nottinghamshire
Battle Report - Attacking TBYAY
[range] 190,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 55,565,151 hostile staff.
[range] 46 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 24 allied staff.
[range] 19,045 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 13,035 hostile staff.
[range] 14,358,928 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 184,701,296 allied staff.
[range] 39,257,850 hostile Striker attacked, killing 8,119,447 allied staff.
[range] 32,585 allied Striker attacked, killing 7,781 hostile staff.
[range] 9,651,862 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 52,145,590 hostile staff.
[range] 127,787,277 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 539,494,623 allied staff.
[range] 87,567,410 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 120,460,145 hostile staff.
[range] 1,266,344 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,996,536 allied staff.
[range] 4,745,184 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 5,104,324 hostile staff.
[range] 12,609,220 allied Assassin attacked, killing 4,178,995 hostile staff.
[range] 99,222,636 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 21,281,827 hostile staff.
[range] 92,136,003 allied Harrier attacked, killing 56,756,818 hostile staff.
[range] 33,358,087 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 120,982,113 allied staff.
[range] 40,796,410 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 16,845,741 hostile staff.
[range] 234 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 53 hostile staff.
[range] 8,104,524 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 18,865,808 allied staff.
[range] 111,176,216 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 35,873,384 hostile staff.
[range] 2,500,212 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 6,804,862 allied staff.
[range] 64,562,943 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 28,924,416 hostile staff.
[range] 14,788,603 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 108,372,539 allied staff.
[range] 39,335 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 24,021 hostile staff.
[range] 7,160,543 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 46,889,235 allied staff.
[range] 38,461,711 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 58,330,816 hostile staff.
[range] 8,424,190 allied Ranger attacked, killing 5,501,107 hostile staff.
[range] 38 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 5 hostile staff.
[range] 9,401,203 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 143,172,358 allied staff.
[range] 14,399 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 13,226 hostile staff.
[range] 444,877 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 1,367,790 allied staff.
[range] 5,467,022 hostile Marine attacked, killing 5,420,657 allied staff.
[range] 5,176 allied Marine attacked, killing 3,704 hostile staff.
[range] 2,966,554 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 87,964,666 allied staff.
[range] 34,985 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 56,363 hostile staff.
[range] 109,583 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 2,563,724 allied staff.

Stunned: 1,996,536 [£50,744,472,000] friendlies stunned. 5,104,324 [£258,602,732,700] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 184,701,296 [£879,139,377,900] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 21,281,827 [£1,354,307,654,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 1,088,650,056 [£10,082,181,664,900] friendlies dead. 434,700,351 [£22,162,723,096,600] enemies dead.
Bribed: 1,367,790 [£10,661,270,000] friendlies bribed.

We got 2 trill bounty aswell
 
Cyrus

Cyrus

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yesterday afternoon i think, we also did ~5trill damage to the guy we were attacking this morning when you sniped Elder :p
 
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Chris'o

Harvester
Joined
Nov 15, 2012
Messages
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Dax and i doing some lulzy bribe runs:

Battle Report - Attacking
[range] 10,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,409,203 allied staff.
[range] 279,706 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 584,607 allied staff.
[range] 649,475 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 10,246,240 allied staff.
[range] 3,445,747 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 16,482,925 hostile staff.
[range] 1,204,988 hostile Rebel threw objects at and stunned 1,852,416 allied staff.
[range] 90,072 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 79,768 allied staff.
[range] 5,724,823 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,897,836 hostile staff.
[range] 983,650 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,289,005 allied staff.
[range] 4,553,265 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 34,187,498 allied staff.
[range] 225,464 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 768,174 allied staff.
[range] 29,756 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 115,749 allied staff.
[range] 28,051,868 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 24,308,781 hostile staff.
[range] 422,254 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,490,263 allied staff.
[range] 7,636,938 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 5,152,232 allied staff.
[range] 505,062 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 7,867,262 allied staff.
[range] 158,032 hostile Officer attacked, killing 348,232 allied staff.

Stunned: 1,852,416 [£29,250,636,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 12,303,419 [£76,143,800,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 664,375 [£2,754,875,000] friendlies disabled. 1,897,836 [£69,701,013,700] enemies disabled.
Died: 54,570,439 [£375,909,262,600] friendlies dead. 16,482,925 [£75,829,397,700] enemies dead.
Bribed: 24,308,781 [£887,576,292,000] enemies bribed.


Battle Report - Attacking
[middle] 5,820,985 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,463,332 allied staff.
[middle] 126,274 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 266,449 allied staff.
[middle] 468,397 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 7,182,473 allied staff.
[middle] 3,069,969 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 841,408 hostile staff.
[middle] 224,096 hostile Rebel threw objects at and stunned 337,088 allied staff.
[middle] 50,697 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 44,251 allied staff.
[middle] 5,532,878 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,649,962 hostile staff.
[middle] 836,265 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,098,128 allied staff.
[middle] 495,494 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 4,030,286 allied staff.
[middle] 48,265 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 172,360 allied staff.
[middle] 11,768 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 43,575 allied staff.
[middle] 27,569,348 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 12,508,968 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,572,974 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 2,922,630 allied staff.
[middle] 436,345 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 6,506,040 allied staff.

Stunned: 337,088 [£5,573,350,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 8,452,961 [£56,196,108,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 310,700 [£1,351,888,000] friendlies disabled. 1,649,962 [£56,998,937,900] enemies disabled.
Died: 15,965,863 [£92,414,755,800] friendlies dead. 841,408 [£39,309,188,800] enemies dead.
Bribed: 12,508,968 [£535,123,624,000] enemies bribed.

Second target:

Battle Report - Attacking
[range] 8,461,281 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,362,326 hostile staff.
[range] 362,059 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 444,773 allied staff.
[range] 21,957,026 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 81,169,189 allied staff.
[range] 5,773,957 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 65,028,607 hostile staff.
[range] 3,079,084 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 18,774,865 hostile staff.
[range] 154,577 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 40,792 allied staff.
[range] 5,452,037 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,049,310 hostile staff.
[range] 1,039,880 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 396,295 allied staff.
[range] 3,913,078 allied Sniper attacked, killing 5,688,742 hostile staff.
[range] 947,892 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 726,195 allied staff.
[range] 20,760,959 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 29,687,375 hostile staff.
[range] 830,765 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 935,186 hostile staff.
[range] 4,239,011 allied Humvee attacked, killing 356,249 hostile staff.
[range] 729,490 allied Officer attacked, killing 166,655 hostile staff.

Distracted: 82,291,679 [£1,262,600,078,500] friendlies distracted. 65,028,607 [£396,046,826,700] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 485,565 [£14,613,852,000] friendlies disabled. 1,049,310 [£13,221,005,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 28,284,023 [£160,967,033,400] enemies dead.
Bribed: 29,687,375 [£292,425,862,500] enemies bribed.


Battle Report - Attacking
[middle] 8,461,281 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,421,479 hostile staff.
[middle] 281,359 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 348,677 allied staff.
[middle] 18,752,905 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 72,875,860 allied staff.
[middle] 5,819,110 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 58,405,375 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,443,801 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 4,747,235 hostile staff.
[middle] 124,834 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 37,142 allied staff.
[middle] 5,455,204 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 926,303 hostile staff.
[middle] 969,232 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 447,569 allied staff.
[middle] 4,113,374 allied Sniper attacked, killing 5,248,872 hostile staff.
[middle] 573,720 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 565,878 allied staff.
[middle] 21,942,513 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 25,201,886 hostile staff.
[middle] 859,013 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 607,730 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,272,454 allied Humvee attacked, killing 250,337 hostile staff.
[middle] 766,563 allied Officer attacked, killing 104,418 hostile staff.

Distracted: 73,889,307 [£1,088,728,320,000] friendlies distracted. 58,405,375 [£355,711,359,300] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 385,819 [£11,334,740,500] friendlies disabled. 926,303 [£14,779,662,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 13,380,071 [£145,634,079,100] enemies dead.
Bribed: 25,201,886 [£314,607,436,500] enemies bribed.
 
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Garrett2

Landscape Designer
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elderveld on another brave suicide run

[middle] 100,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 422,618,349 hostile staff.
[middle] 84,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 16,669,924 hostile staff.
[middle] 80,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 136,242,541 hostile staff.
[middle] 200,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 197,742 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,530,593 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,027,866 allied staff.
[middle] 1,991,995 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,071,538 hostile staff.
[middle] 45,191 hostile Witch attacked, killing 108,855 allied staff.
[middle] 1,995,426 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 721,520 hostile staff.
[middle] 39,732,756 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 21,591,220 hostile staff.
[middle] 20,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 9,585,995 hostile staff.
[middle] 39,922,248 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 9,265,413 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,940,601 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,009,182 allied staff.
[middle] 9,938,905 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 6,387,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,986,978 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,150,108 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,777,919 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 4,696,423 hostile staff.
[middle] 27,969,557 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 861,305 hostile staff.

Stunned: 197,742 [£10,287,116,000] enemies stunned. 1,027,866 [£52,652,208,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 433,354,452 [£2,519,828,212,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 721,520 [£33,845,547,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 196,785,773 [£9,882,686,469,000] enemies dead. 1,118,037 [£50,883,640,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 1,351,490 effectiveness.
You gained 7.03 fame.
You gained 4.42 honour.
You will soon be receiving £1,004,006,200 insurance.
 
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Garrett2

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it must be on a different page cuz i thought i gave a glance and didn't see it. oh well
 
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Gokualex

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Battle Report - Attacking Some sleepy squirrel
[range] 19,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,233,279 allied staff.
[range] 69 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 12 allied staff.
[range] 79,766,709 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 160,173,300 hostile staff.
[range] 101,161 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 59,184 allied staff.
[range] 669,879 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 290,289 allied staff.
[range] 3,043,327 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 287,502 allied staff.

Died: 1,870,266 [£102,864,630,000] friendlies dead. 160,173,300 [£1,834,813,685,500] enemies dead.

You gained 2,585,198 effectiveness.
You gained 79.18 fame.
You gained 32.75 honour.
You earned £495,932,678,888 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £20,572,926,000 insurance

Battle Report - Attacking Some sleepy Shituation guy
[range] 160,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,680,943 allied staff.
[range] 78,819,056 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 362,221,310 hostile staff.
[range] 33,712,014 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 38,603,633 allied staff.
[range] 17,629,811 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,641,075 allied staff.
[range] 31,853,660 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 3,232,005 allied staff.

Died: 61,157,656 [£3,363,671,080,000] friendlies dead. 362,221,310 [£3,506,015,236,800] enemies dead.

You gained 6,045,088 effectiveness.
You gained 47.66 fame.
You gained 62.01 honour.
You earned £1,778,723,324,799 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £672,734,216,000 insurance.

Battle Report - Attacking Some sleepy Shituation guy
[range] 119,374,284 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 7,732,770 allied staff.
[range] 60,667,230 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 243,752,821 hostile staff.
[range] 26,241,979 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 29,860,730 allied staff.
[range] 15,369,929 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 7,219,255 allied staff.
[range] 30,646,746 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 2,831,820 allied staff.

Died: 47,644,575 [£2,620,451,625,000] friendlies dead. 243,752,821 [£2,670,834,268,600] enemies dead.

You gained 4,158,440 effectiveness.
You gained 47.38 fame.
You gained 46.13 honour.
You earned £1,394,289,093,048 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £524,090,325,000 insurance.

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