edd
Tree Surgeon
It's getting to the stage where the big fights are breaking out and I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to see them!
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Round 50 Battle Thread
- Thread starter edd
- Start date
edd
Tree Surgeon
All I have for now is this one against ADHSQUIRREL's RPG player with a Vamp.
Battle Report - Defending Me
[middle] 12,500,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,242,652 allied staff.
[range] 4,119,096 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 10,379,404 allied staff.
[raised] 485,974 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[r/m] 9,904,089 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,783,647 hostile staff.
[range] 2,372,158 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 3,346,415 allied staff.
[middle] 669,765 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 750,498 allied staff.
[range] 1,953,509 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 626,226 allied staff.
[middle] 12,301,647 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 60,722,729 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,066,572 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 1,006,840 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 562,198 allied staff.
Disabled: 7,783,647 [£90,617,444,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 60,722,729 [£403,840,817,400] enemies dead. 17,907,393 [£350,823,775,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 4,066,572 [£170,796,024,000] enemies converted. 485,974 [£7,775,584,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 744,039 effectiveness.
You gained 18.01 fame.
You gained 38.02 honour.
You will soon be receiving £18,904,032,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Me
[middle] 12,500,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,242,652 allied staff.
[range] 4,119,096 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 10,379,404 allied staff.
[raised] 485,974 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[r/m] 9,904,089 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,783,647 hostile staff.
[range] 2,372,158 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 3,346,415 allied staff.
[middle] 669,765 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 750,498 allied staff.
[range] 1,953,509 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 626,226 allied staff.
[middle] 12,301,647 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 60,722,729 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,066,572 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 1,006,840 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 562,198 allied staff.
Disabled: 7,783,647 [£90,617,444,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 60,722,729 [£403,840,817,400] enemies dead. 17,907,393 [£350,823,775,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 4,066,572 [£170,796,024,000] enemies converted. 485,974 [£7,775,584,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 744,039 effectiveness.
You gained 18.01 fame.
You gained 38.02 honour.
You will soon be receiving £18,904,032,000 insurance.
Chris_
Head Gardener
ed tha destroyer
edd
Tree Surgeon
Battle Report - Defending Me with a harrier buddy vs a Harrier
[middle] 500,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 288,128 hostile staff.
[middle] 74,263 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 79,110 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 12,529,982 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,800,947 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 14,168,990 allied staff.
[middle] 2,555,964 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 10,837,573 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,234,291 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 46,322,278 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,645,686 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 3,519,177 allied staff.
[middle] 13,624,631 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 48,102,866 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,861,574 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 50,829 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 70,433 hostile staff.
[middle] 580,404 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 293,758 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,305,323 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,214,309 allied staff.
Stunned: 288,128 [£14,358,613,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 79,110 [£1,766,849,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 118,156,890 [£1,182,176,928,400] enemies dead. 18,902,476 [£503,344,828,800] friendlies dead.
Converted: 2,861,574 [£120,186,108,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,277,709 effectiveness.
You gained 26.83 fame.
You gained 26.31 honour.
You will soon be receiving £50,684,509,200 insurance
Last tick:
Died: 5,588,875 [£326,394,420,000] enemies dead. 1,801,236 [£40,197,847,000] friendlies dead.
[middle] 500,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 288,128 hostile staff.
[middle] 74,263 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 79,110 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 12,529,982 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,800,947 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 14,168,990 allied staff.
[middle] 2,555,964 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 10,837,573 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,234,291 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 46,322,278 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,645,686 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 3,519,177 allied staff.
[middle] 13,624,631 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 48,102,866 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,861,574 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 50,829 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 70,433 hostile staff.
[middle] 580,404 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 293,758 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,305,323 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,214,309 allied staff.
Stunned: 288,128 [£14,358,613,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 79,110 [£1,766,849,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 118,156,890 [£1,182,176,928,400] enemies dead. 18,902,476 [£503,344,828,800] friendlies dead.
Converted: 2,861,574 [£120,186,108,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,277,709 effectiveness.
You gained 26.83 fame.
You gained 26.31 honour.
You will soon be receiving £50,684,509,200 insurance
Last tick:
Died: 5,588,875 [£326,394,420,000] enemies dead. 1,801,236 [£40,197,847,000] friendlies dead.
Don't know who it was or anything, but someone stayed on an attack...I thought it was funny when it was said:
[range] 5,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,888,264 hostile staff.
[range] 3,089,483 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,494,660 allied staff.
[range] 682,044 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,110,986 allied staff.
[range] 9,063,711 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 47,017,967 hostile staff.
Died: 51,906,231 [£321,342,995,600] enemies dead. 6,605,646 [£82,748,684,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 463,120 effectiveness.
You gained 57.48 fame.
You gained 44.83 honour.
You will soon be receiving £13,877,423,400 insurance.
[range] 5,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,888,264 hostile staff.
[range] 3,089,483 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,494,660 allied staff.
[range] 682,044 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,110,986 allied staff.
[range] 9,063,711 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 47,017,967 hostile staff.
Died: 51,906,231 [£321,342,995,600] enemies dead. 6,605,646 [£82,748,684,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 463,120 effectiveness.
You gained 57.48 fame.
You gained 44.83 honour.
You will soon be receiving £13,877,423,400 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 1,090,532 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 922,867 allied staff.
[close] 1,500,000 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 20,543,176 allied staff.
[middle] 6,999,999 allied Assassin attacked, killing 4,905,208 hostile staff.
[close] 2,051,937 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 101,113 allied staff.
[r/m] 196 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 106 allied staff.
[range] 2,999,999 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,169,953 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,000,000 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,377,141 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,999,990 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,773,071 hostile staff.
[range] 1,499,999 allied Sniper attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
Distracted: 1,023,980 [£7,933,205,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 20,543,282 [£46,244,668,400] friendlies disabled. 1,169,953 [£6,599,233,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 11,055,421 [£70,547,537,600] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 1,076 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 243 allied staff.
[close] 67,340 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 57,233 allied staff.
[close] 1,654,315 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 8,617,865 allied staff.
[close] 6,624,338 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,041,389 hostile staff.
[close] 2,782,242 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 3,588,595 allied staff.
[middle] 14 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 8 allied staff.
[middle] 3,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 715,017 hostile staff.
[close] 9,902,787 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 3,090,882 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,500,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 22,663 hostile staff.
[close] 70,058 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,102 land. [174] tree. [836] bush. [46] flower. [46] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 3,646,071 [£11,897,872,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 8,617,873 [£49,578,742,400] friendlies disabled. 715,017 [£7,399,363,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 6,154,934 [£58,399,854,400] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 500,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 420,877 allied staff.
[middle] 15,000,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 39,387,239 hostile staff.
[range] 6,000,003 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,888,216 hostile staff.
[middle] 30,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,166,142 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 32,904 hostile staff.
[close] 95,416 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,026 land. [142] tree. [800] bush. [42] flower. [42] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 420,877 [£951,592,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 44,586,285 [£343,120,095,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 3,888,216 [£105,329,948,000] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 500,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 468,205 allied staff.
[close] 69 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 65 hostile staff.
[close] 14,993,516 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 33,763,474 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,000,003 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,879,862 hostile staff.
[close] 10,429,109 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 24,845,525 allied staff.
[middle] 1,000,000 allied Witch attacked, killing 501,165 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,853,560 hostile staff.
[close] 7,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,464,413 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,000,000 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 8,921,121 hostile staff.
[close] 873 allied Yob attacked, disabling 868 hostile staff.
[close] 28,115 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 32,782 allied staff.
[middle] 6,000,000 allied Ninja attacked, killing 73,621 hostile staff.
[close] 3,799,766 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2 hostile staff.
[close] 77,894 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 988 land. [138] tree. [772] bush. [40] flower. [38] grass. [0] uncultivated.
[close] 276,460 allied Thief stole 206 land. [28] tree. [162] bush. [8] flower. [8] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 25,313,730 [£105,059,914,800] friendlies distracted. 65 [£186,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 32,782 [£1,071,052,000] friendlies disabled. 35,617,902 [£271,562,523,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 19,840,184 [£252,815,097,000] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 1,615,963 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 73,209 hostile staff.
[close] 238,288 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 238,453 allied staff.
[middle] 7,500,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 14,308,656 hostile staff.
[m/c] 5,432,320 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 44,530,077 allied staff.
[close] 13,342,134 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 658,853 hostile staff.
[close] 21,650 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 10,474 allied staff.
[middle] 15,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,370,184 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,129,229 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 925,333 allied staff.
[close] 11,483,550 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,323,664 hostile staff.
[close] 57,834 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 124,917 allied staff.
Distracted: 45,829,254 [£223,443,656,600] friendlies distracted. 73,209 [£2,549,559,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 15,678,840 [£281,965,127,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 2,982,517 [£119,606,224,000] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 12,000,000 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 2 allied staff.
[m/c] 6,999,999 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 75,111,141 allied staff.
[middle] 11,500,857 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 40,197,224 hostile staff.
[close] 20,000,000 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 2,787,348 allied staff.
[middle] 5,000,000 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,692,605 allied staff.
[middle] 12,099,252 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,126,051 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,361,817 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,130,982 hostile staff.
[middle] 842,116 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 166,568 hostile staff.
Distracted: 81,591,096 [£356,709,098,000] friendlies distracted. 40,363,792 [£99,789,568,400] enemies distracted.
Died: 14,257,033 [£243,105,433,000] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 24 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 19 allied staff.
[all] 3,000,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 30,610,421 allied staff.
[close] 20,000,000 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 9,081,035 allied staff.
[range] 14,624,077 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 42,707,895 hostile staff.
[range] 10,671,439 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 18,193,603 hostile staff.
[close] 1,365,897 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 22,191 allied staff.
Distracted: 39,691,475 [£121,271,568,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 22,191 [£1,407,470,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 60,901,498 [£287,531,624,200] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 12 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 8 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,302,986 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 22,201,650 allied staff.
[close] 9,239,417 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 22,210,366 allied staff.
[m/c] 3,000,000 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 351,101 allied staff.
[middle] 14,538,396 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,810,679 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,613,823 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 11,686,715 hostile staff.
[close] 419,052 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 234,654 allied staff.
Distracted: 44,646,678 [£134,839,755,600] friendlies distracted.
Died: 351,101 [£14,173,387,000] friendlies dead. 14,497,394 [£248,164,572,500] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 8,000,000 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 2,888,421 allied staff.
[close] 11,385,546 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 24,852,431 hostile staff.
[m/c] 7,628,881 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 75,824,600 allied staff.
[close] 22,162,937 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 8,865,482 allied staff.
[m/c] 4,598,810 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,203,262 allied staff.
[middle] 15,338,783 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 26,341,856 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,371,241 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 15,145,511 hostile staff.
[middle] 478,886 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 338,994 hostile staff.
[middle] 415,935 allied Automoton attacked, killing 60,795 hostile staff.
Distracted: 90,781,765 [£643,827,000,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 24,852,431 [£228,098,566,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 41,887,156 [£361,694,569,200] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 5,307,945 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 4,027,415 allied staff.
[close] 7,061,715 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 35,762,443 allied staff.
[close] 3,778,198 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 9,031,061 hostile staff.
[close] 18,180,955 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 122,998 allied staff.
[close] 4,270,520 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,909,148 allied staff.
[close] 15,276,083 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 32,082,037 hostile staff.
[close] 478,601 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 189,567 hostile staff.
Distracted: 42,822,004 [£312,297,524,800] friendlies distracted.
Died: 41,302,665 [£118,525,829,800] enemies dead.
[close] 1,090,532 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 922,867 allied staff.
[close] 1,500,000 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 20,543,176 allied staff.
[middle] 6,999,999 allied Assassin attacked, killing 4,905,208 hostile staff.
[close] 2,051,937 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 101,113 allied staff.
[r/m] 196 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 106 allied staff.
[range] 2,999,999 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,169,953 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,000,000 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,377,141 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,999,990 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,773,071 hostile staff.
[range] 1,499,999 allied Sniper attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
Distracted: 1,023,980 [£7,933,205,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 20,543,282 [£46,244,668,400] friendlies disabled. 1,169,953 [£6,599,233,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 11,055,421 [£70,547,537,600] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 1,076 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 243 allied staff.
[close] 67,340 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 57,233 allied staff.
[close] 1,654,315 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 8,617,865 allied staff.
[close] 6,624,338 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,041,389 hostile staff.
[close] 2,782,242 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 3,588,595 allied staff.
[middle] 14 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 8 allied staff.
[middle] 3,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 715,017 hostile staff.
[close] 9,902,787 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 3,090,882 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,500,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 22,663 hostile staff.
[close] 70,058 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,102 land. [174] tree. [836] bush. [46] flower. [46] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 3,646,071 [£11,897,872,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 8,617,873 [£49,578,742,400] friendlies disabled. 715,017 [£7,399,363,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 6,154,934 [£58,399,854,400] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 500,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 420,877 allied staff.
[middle] 15,000,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 39,387,239 hostile staff.
[range] 6,000,003 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,888,216 hostile staff.
[middle] 30,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,166,142 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 32,904 hostile staff.
[close] 95,416 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,026 land. [142] tree. [800] bush. [42] flower. [42] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 420,877 [£951,592,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 44,586,285 [£343,120,095,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 3,888,216 [£105,329,948,000] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 500,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 468,205 allied staff.
[close] 69 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 65 hostile staff.
[close] 14,993,516 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 33,763,474 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,000,003 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,879,862 hostile staff.
[close] 10,429,109 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 24,845,525 allied staff.
[middle] 1,000,000 allied Witch attacked, killing 501,165 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,853,560 hostile staff.
[close] 7,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,464,413 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,000,000 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 8,921,121 hostile staff.
[close] 873 allied Yob attacked, disabling 868 hostile staff.
[close] 28,115 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 32,782 allied staff.
[middle] 6,000,000 allied Ninja attacked, killing 73,621 hostile staff.
[close] 3,799,766 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2 hostile staff.
[close] 77,894 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 988 land. [138] tree. [772] bush. [40] flower. [38] grass. [0] uncultivated.
[close] 276,460 allied Thief stole 206 land. [28] tree. [162] bush. [8] flower. [8] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 25,313,730 [£105,059,914,800] friendlies distracted. 65 [£186,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 32,782 [£1,071,052,000] friendlies disabled. 35,617,902 [£271,562,523,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 19,840,184 [£252,815,097,000] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 1,615,963 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 73,209 hostile staff.
[close] 238,288 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 238,453 allied staff.
[middle] 7,500,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 14,308,656 hostile staff.
[m/c] 5,432,320 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 44,530,077 allied staff.
[close] 13,342,134 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 658,853 hostile staff.
[close] 21,650 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 10,474 allied staff.
[middle] 15,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,370,184 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,129,229 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 925,333 allied staff.
[close] 11,483,550 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,323,664 hostile staff.
[close] 57,834 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 124,917 allied staff.
Distracted: 45,829,254 [£223,443,656,600] friendlies distracted. 73,209 [£2,549,559,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 15,678,840 [£281,965,127,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 2,982,517 [£119,606,224,000] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 12,000,000 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 2 allied staff.
[m/c] 6,999,999 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 75,111,141 allied staff.
[middle] 11,500,857 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 40,197,224 hostile staff.
[close] 20,000,000 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 2,787,348 allied staff.
[middle] 5,000,000 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,692,605 allied staff.
[middle] 12,099,252 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,126,051 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,361,817 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,130,982 hostile staff.
[middle] 842,116 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 166,568 hostile staff.
Distracted: 81,591,096 [£356,709,098,000] friendlies distracted. 40,363,792 [£99,789,568,400] enemies distracted.
Died: 14,257,033 [£243,105,433,000] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 24 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 19 allied staff.
[all] 3,000,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 30,610,421 allied staff.
[close] 20,000,000 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 9,081,035 allied staff.
[range] 14,624,077 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 42,707,895 hostile staff.
[range] 10,671,439 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 18,193,603 hostile staff.
[close] 1,365,897 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 22,191 allied staff.
Distracted: 39,691,475 [£121,271,568,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 22,191 [£1,407,470,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 60,901,498 [£287,531,624,200] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 12 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 8 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,302,986 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 22,201,650 allied staff.
[close] 9,239,417 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 22,210,366 allied staff.
[m/c] 3,000,000 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 351,101 allied staff.
[middle] 14,538,396 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,810,679 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,613,823 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 11,686,715 hostile staff.
[close] 419,052 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 234,654 allied staff.
Distracted: 44,646,678 [£134,839,755,600] friendlies distracted.
Died: 351,101 [£14,173,387,000] friendlies dead. 14,497,394 [£248,164,572,500] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 8,000,000 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 2,888,421 allied staff.
[close] 11,385,546 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 24,852,431 hostile staff.
[m/c] 7,628,881 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 75,824,600 allied staff.
[close] 22,162,937 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 8,865,482 allied staff.
[m/c] 4,598,810 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,203,262 allied staff.
[middle] 15,338,783 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 26,341,856 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,371,241 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 15,145,511 hostile staff.
[middle] 478,886 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 338,994 hostile staff.
[middle] 415,935 allied Automoton attacked, killing 60,795 hostile staff.
Distracted: 90,781,765 [£643,827,000,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 24,852,431 [£228,098,566,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 41,887,156 [£361,694,569,200] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[close] 5,307,945 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 4,027,415 allied staff.
[close] 7,061,715 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 35,762,443 allied staff.
[close] 3,778,198 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 9,031,061 hostile staff.
[close] 18,180,955 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 122,998 allied staff.
[close] 4,270,520 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,909,148 allied staff.
[close] 15,276,083 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 32,082,037 hostile staff.
[close] 478,601 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 189,567 hostile staff.
Distracted: 42,822,004 [£312,297,524,800] friendlies distracted.
Died: 41,302,665 [£118,525,829,800] enemies dead.
Chris_
Head Gardener
Battle Report - Attacking Squirrels
[range] 8,636,457 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 568,393 allied staff.
[range] 12,681,607 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 66,109,789 hostile staff.
[range] 29,611 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 36,548 allied staff.
[range] 1,305 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 659 allied staff.
[range] 610,033 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 278,362 allied staff.
Distracted: 659 [£36,245,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 883,303 [£48,581,665,000] friendlies dead. 66,109,789 [£640,352,631,400] enemies dead.
You gained 904,267 effectiveness.
You gained 92.15 fame.
You gained 46.06 honour.
You earned £150,969,725,686 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £9,716,333,000 insurance.
[range] 8,636,457 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 568,393 allied staff.
[range] 12,681,607 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 66,109,789 hostile staff.
[range] 29,611 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 36,548 allied staff.
[range] 1,305 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 659 allied staff.
[range] 610,033 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 278,362 allied staff.
Distracted: 659 [£36,245,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 883,303 [£48,581,665,000] friendlies dead. 66,109,789 [£640,352,631,400] enemies dead.
You gained 904,267 effectiveness.
You gained 92.15 fame.
You gained 46.06 honour.
You earned £150,969,725,686 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £9,716,333,000 insurance.
other than flak losses, i have no BRs availible
Battle Report - Attacking TBA
[middle] 250,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,608,465 hostile staff.
[range] 2,499,999 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,950,067 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,284,548 hostile staff.
[range] 287,832 allied Ninja attacked, killing 609,969 hostile staff.
[r/m] 28,109,214 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 90,720,996 allied staff.
[raised] 1,061,030 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
Distracted: 2,608,465 [£8,849,210,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 2,284,548 [£22,719,283,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 90,720,996 [£355,570,824,800] friendlies dead. 2,560,036 [£24,761,370,600] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,061,030 [£26,525,750,000] friendlies converted.
[middle] 250,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,608,465 hostile staff.
[range] 2,499,999 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,950,067 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,284,548 hostile staff.
[range] 287,832 allied Ninja attacked, killing 609,969 hostile staff.
[r/m] 28,109,214 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 90,720,996 allied staff.
[raised] 1,061,030 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
Distracted: 2,608,465 [£8,849,210,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 2,284,548 [£22,719,283,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 90,720,996 [£355,570,824,800] friendlies dead. 2,560,036 [£24,761,370,600] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,061,030 [£26,525,750,000] friendlies converted.
Battle Report - Attacking Scally rpg
[range] 3,073,202 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,361,860 allied staff.
[range] 5,793,371 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,316,339 hostile staff.
[range] 6,231,740 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 72,054,376 allied staff.
[range] 3,916,567 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 24,149,231 hostile staff.
[range] 16,380,639 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 22,396,897 hostile staff.
[range] 8,765,453 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,437,170 hostile staff.
[range] 653,017 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,606,520 allied staff.
[range] 1,992,999 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 584,648 hostile staff.
Distracted: 73,660,896 [£418,220,269,100] friendlies distracted. 584,648 [£9,942,052,500] enemies distracted.
Died: 1,361,860 [£36,704,525,000] friendlies dead. 53,299,637 [£534,982,190,100] enemies dead.
You gained 238,478 effectiveness.
You gained 32.82 fame.
You lost 42.36 honour.
You earned £7,508,878,674 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £997,069,400 insurance.
[range] 3,073,202 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,361,860 allied staff.
[range] 5,793,371 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,316,339 hostile staff.
[range] 6,231,740 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 72,054,376 allied staff.
[range] 3,916,567 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 24,149,231 hostile staff.
[range] 16,380,639 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 22,396,897 hostile staff.
[range] 8,765,453 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,437,170 hostile staff.
[range] 653,017 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,606,520 allied staff.
[range] 1,992,999 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 584,648 hostile staff.
Distracted: 73,660,896 [£418,220,269,100] friendlies distracted. 584,648 [£9,942,052,500] enemies distracted.
Died: 1,361,860 [£36,704,525,000] friendlies dead. 53,299,637 [£534,982,190,100] enemies dead.
You gained 238,478 effectiveness.
You gained 32.82 fame.
You lost 42.36 honour.
You earned £7,508,878,674 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £997,069,400 insurance.
Chris_
Head Gardener
dat bounty
jamesNchina
Tree Surgeon
Defending our tiny PoM against DW's puppet
[range] 5,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 48,261,429 hostile staff.
[range] 281,860 hostile Striker attacked, killing 47,997 allied staff.
[range] 247,920 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 309,312 allied staff.
[range] 2,499,394 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 818,088 hostile staff.
[range] 1,579,619 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 761,279 hostile staff.
[range] 1,842,760 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,030,763 hostile staff.
[range] 95,900 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 768,166 allied staff.
[range] 3,553,942 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 8,554,748 hostile staff.
[range] 736,154 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 2,324,365 allied staff.
[range] 1,586,537 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 9,282,752 allied staff.
Distracted: 49,079,517 [£506,179,753,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 10,346,790 [£648,196,439,000] enemies dead. 3,449,840 [£44,607,628,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 9,282,752 [£37,106,766,600] friendlies bribed.
You gained 1,009,729 effectiveness.
You gained 69.12 fame.
You gained 51.56 honour.
You will soon be receiving £7,587,422,000 insurance.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 48,261,429 hostile staff.
[range] 281,860 hostile Striker attacked, killing 47,997 allied staff.
[range] 247,920 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 309,312 allied staff.
[range] 2,499,394 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 818,088 hostile staff.
[range] 1,579,619 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 761,279 hostile staff.
[range] 1,842,760 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,030,763 hostile staff.
[range] 95,900 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 768,166 allied staff.
[range] 3,553,942 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 8,554,748 hostile staff.
[range] 736,154 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 2,324,365 allied staff.
[range] 1,586,537 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 9,282,752 allied staff.
Distracted: 49,079,517 [£506,179,753,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 10,346,790 [£648,196,439,000] enemies dead. 3,449,840 [£44,607,628,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 9,282,752 [£37,106,766,600] friendlies bribed.
You gained 1,009,729 effectiveness.
You gained 69.12 fame.
You gained 51.56 honour.
You will soon be receiving £7,587,422,000 insurance.
jamesNchina
Tree Surgeon
Stragayzer -you forgot to add there were 9 of you on that train and only 2 landed 
hitting a solo bunker that had nice bounty
[range] 1,000,527 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 2,076,447 allied staff.
[range] 1,479,471 hostile Sentry Turret attacked, killing 22,037,472 allied staff.
[range] 4,712,604 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,605,235 hostile staff.
[range] 8,264,157 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,994,048 hostile staff.
[range] 647,398 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 1,671,205 allied staff.
Died: 25,785,124 [£99,267,148,600] friendlies dead. 13,599,283 [£351,880,055,200] enemies dead.
You gained 508,515 effectiveness.
You gained 61.25 fame.
You gained 39.73 honour.
You earned £129,030,381,676 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £8,602,732,000 insurance.
[middle] 700,231 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 1,364,812 allied staff.
[middle] 1,185,535 hostile Sentry Turret attacked, killing 17,157,892 allied staff.
[middle] 4,490,242 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,663,092 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,067,956 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 7,049,486 hostile staff.
Died: 18,522,704 [£72,372,689,400] friendlies dead. 8,712,578 [£238,067,247,600] enemies dead.
You gained 344,874 effectiveness.
You gained 55.87 fame.
You gained 38.42 honour.
You earned £80,376,208,148 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £6,389,140,000 insurance.
[close] 21,257 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 38,305 allied staff.
[close] 428,310 hostile Sentry Turret attacked, killing 5,503,765 allied staff.
[close] 4,469,821 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,074,306 hostile staff.
[close] 494,184 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 480,962 allied staff.
[close] 122,708 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 22,810 hostile staff.
[close] 2,099,252 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 28,030,783 allied staff.
[close] 8,026,738 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,310,996 hostile staff.
[close] 445,031 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,612 land. [467] tree. [982] bush. [86] flower. [77] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 480,962 [£1,463,861,000] friendlies distracted. 22,810 [£249,648,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 28,030,783 [£67,740,416,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 5,542,070 [£15,318,234,800] friendlies dead. 4,385,302 [£91,495,801,000] enemies dead.
You stole 1,612 land. [467] tree. [982] bush. [86] flower. [77] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 132,019 effectiveness.
You gained 64.00 fame.
You gained 38.82 honour.
You earned £25,248,799,002 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £614,626,000 insurance.
[range] 1,000,527 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 2,076,447 allied staff.
[range] 1,479,471 hostile Sentry Turret attacked, killing 22,037,472 allied staff.
[range] 4,712,604 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,605,235 hostile staff.
[range] 8,264,157 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,994,048 hostile staff.
[range] 647,398 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 1,671,205 allied staff.
Died: 25,785,124 [£99,267,148,600] friendlies dead. 13,599,283 [£351,880,055,200] enemies dead.
You gained 508,515 effectiveness.
You gained 61.25 fame.
You gained 39.73 honour.
You earned £129,030,381,676 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £8,602,732,000 insurance.
[middle] 700,231 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 1,364,812 allied staff.
[middle] 1,185,535 hostile Sentry Turret attacked, killing 17,157,892 allied staff.
[middle] 4,490,242 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,663,092 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,067,956 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 7,049,486 hostile staff.
Died: 18,522,704 [£72,372,689,400] friendlies dead. 8,712,578 [£238,067,247,600] enemies dead.
You gained 344,874 effectiveness.
You gained 55.87 fame.
You gained 38.42 honour.
You earned £80,376,208,148 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £6,389,140,000 insurance.
[close] 21,257 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 38,305 allied staff.
[close] 428,310 hostile Sentry Turret attacked, killing 5,503,765 allied staff.
[close] 4,469,821 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,074,306 hostile staff.
[close] 494,184 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 480,962 allied staff.
[close] 122,708 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 22,810 hostile staff.
[close] 2,099,252 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 28,030,783 allied staff.
[close] 8,026,738 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,310,996 hostile staff.
[close] 445,031 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,612 land. [467] tree. [982] bush. [86] flower. [77] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 480,962 [£1,463,861,000] friendlies distracted. 22,810 [£249,648,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 28,030,783 [£67,740,416,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 5,542,070 [£15,318,234,800] friendlies dead. 4,385,302 [£91,495,801,000] enemies dead.
You stole 1,612 land. [467] tree. [982] bush. [86] flower. [77] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 132,019 effectiveness.
You gained 64.00 fame.
You gained 38.82 honour.
You earned £25,248,799,002 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £614,626,000 insurance.
Chris_
Head Gardener
Keep it up boogie, there's so many damn bunkers this round you need to kill them all!
Stragayzer -you forgot to add there were 9 of you on that train and only 2 landed
Indeed,good work!
Scally not the same land farm with you and edd in there :/
LuckySports
Landscape Designer
Battle Report - Defending xxxx [ID hidden]
[range] 5,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 698,661 hostile staff.
[range] 2,000,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 724,180 hostile staff.
[range] 2,039,418 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,972,225 hostile staff.
[range] 3,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 5,971,973 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 16,266,824 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 5,936,667 hostile staff.
[range] 3,502,273 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,899,545 hostile staff.
[range] 2,019,659 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,168,972 allied staff.
[range] 4,832,701 allied Ranger attacked, killing 3,431,385 hostile staff.
[range] 118,015 allied Ninja attacked, killing 20,253 hostile staff.
[range] 101,941 allied Officer attacked, killing 13,029 hostile staff.
Stunned: 724,180 [£35,215,408,000] enemies stunned.
Died: 36,210,562 [£559,051,584,000] enemies dead. 2,168,972 [£83,631,979,600] friendlies dead.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 698,661 hostile staff.
[range] 2,000,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 724,180 hostile staff.
[range] 2,039,418 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,972,225 hostile staff.
[range] 3,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 5,971,973 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 16,266,824 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 5,936,667 hostile staff.
[range] 3,502,273 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,899,545 hostile staff.
[range] 2,019,659 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,168,972 allied staff.
[range] 4,832,701 allied Ranger attacked, killing 3,431,385 hostile staff.
[range] 118,015 allied Ninja attacked, killing 20,253 hostile staff.
[range] 101,941 allied Officer attacked, killing 13,029 hostile staff.
Stunned: 724,180 [£35,215,408,000] enemies stunned.
Died: 36,210,562 [£559,051,584,000] enemies dead. 2,168,972 [£83,631,979,600] friendlies dead.