Me defending against a 5 man Mindless Choo Choo pew pew
[middle] 2,416,988 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 694,372 allied staff.
[middle] 1,459 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 3,116 allied staff.
[range] 378,742 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 817,273 allied staff.
[range] 61,543 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 696,016 allied staff.
[range] 425,777 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,702,488 allied staff.
[middle] 1,929,576 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,951,021 allied staff.
[range] 4,994,947 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 4,663,744 allied staff.
[middle] 1,500,000 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 708,927 allied staff.
[range] 4,995,481 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 2,306,266 allied staff.
[middle] 2,000,356 hostile Witch attacked, killing 916,638 allied staff.
[middle] 2,308 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 761 allied staff.
[range] 292,367 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 93,554 allied staff.
[range] 710,215 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 996,668 allied staff.
[range] 20,276 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 9,422 allied staff.
[middle] 3,000,668 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 453,360 allied staff.
[middle] 2,000,380 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,915,172 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,513,630 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,814,727 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,843,833 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,897,982 allied staff.
[range] 8,505 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,916 allied staff.
[middle] 723,394 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 179,965 allied staff.
[middle] 2,918,272 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 196,883 allied staff.
[middle] 871,128 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 3,882,513 hostile staff.
[raised] 170,372 new nanobots were assimilated.
Distracted: 707,354 [£2,652,098,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 914,704 [£7,984,721,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 14,697,240 [£91,910,122,400] enemies dead. 19,583,486 [£342,874,107,700] friendlies dead.
Converted: 170,372 [£7,155,624,000] enemies converted.
You gained 188,481 effectiveness.
You gained 8.09 fame.
You gained 41.35 honour.
You will soon be receiving £64,387,773,540 insurance.
next tick had some help from someone foolish enough to send harriers oops didn't fire and oops no land for you boys
range] 2,520,377 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,003,515 allied staff.
[close] 2,353,125 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,559,948 allied staff.
[close] 10,449,522 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 11,789,455 hostile staff.
[close] 10,357,512 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 10,839,212 allied staff.
[close] 1,757,416 hostile Serf attacked, killing 1,199,216 allied staff.
[close] 1,253 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 2,690 allied staff.
[middle] 377,622 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 810,126 allied staff.
[middle] 61,335 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 607,147 allied staff.
[middle] 410,226 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,309,481 allied staff.
[close] 1,866,808 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,828,766 allied staff.
[middle] 4,898,121 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,333,652 allied staff.
[close] 1,432,441 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 484,435 allied staff.
[middle] 4,864,318 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,508,025 allied staff.
[close] 787 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 5,201 allied staff.
[close] 1,943,672 hostile Witch attacked, killing 612,190 allied staff.
[middle] 290,809 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 63,302 allied staff.
[middle] 689,576 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 212,796 allied staff.
[middle] 20,239 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 6,289 allied staff.
[close] 2,876,135 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,247,785 allied staff.
[range] 1,149,783 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 471,324 allied staff.
[close] 2,837,727 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,242,469 allied staff.
[close] 1,518,751 allied Yob attacked, disabling 3,046,486 hostile staff.
[close] 1,395,748 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 919,949 allied staff.
[close] 16,517,205 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 12,360,324 hostile staff.
[close] 66,454 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 14,627 allied staff.
[middle] 8,505 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,102 allied staff.
[close] 4,464,882 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 4,466,204 allied staff.
[range] 1,229,869 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 77,749 allied staff.
[close] 186,151 allied Stunbot attacked, disabling 1 hostile staff.
[close] 2,766 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 4,128 allied staff.
Distracted: 11,789,455 [£33,480,801,400] enemies distracted. 11,459,951 [£33,410,017,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 15,406,811 [£82,340,317,900] enemies disabled. 1,810,694 [£10,822,536,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 23,557,555 [£243,695,038,800] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,128 [£34,724,000] friendlies bribed.
You gained 37,480 effectiveness.
You gained 1.93 fame.
You gained 29.81 honour.
You will soon be receiving £12,393,464,000 insurance.
last tick with the help of a PoM --oops still no land
middle] 2,520,377 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 587,724 allied staff.
[close] 2,648 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,867 allied staff.
[close] 203,740 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 206,990 hostile staff.
[close] 376,640 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 682,582 allied staff.
[m/c] 3,778,215 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 42,080,053 hostile staff.
[close] 61,335 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 902 allied staff.
[close] 209,784 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 342 allied staff.
[close] 3,555,831 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,945,304 allied staff.
[close] 3,375,415 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 955,808 allied staff.
[close] 1,520,199 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 4,939,274 hostile staff.
[m/c] 415,407 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 212,248 hostile staff.
[close] 16,605 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,783 allied staff.
[middle] 909,693 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 221,089 allied staff.
[close] 154,110 allied Yob attacked, disabling 21,104 hostile staff.
[close] 1,698,732 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 115,455 allied staff.
[close] 14,073,432 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 2,632,146 hostile staff.
[close] 406,666 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 48,961 allied staff.
[close] 1,710 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 506 allied staff.
[middle] 1,167,200 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 50,722 allied staff.
[middle] 1 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 13 hostile staff.
[close] 72,236 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 74,455 allied staff.
Distracted: 47,438,565 [£338,960,849,700] enemies distracted. 9,552 [£116,610,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 2,653,250 [£81,873,602,000] enemies disabled. 846,998 [£16,613,353,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 13 [£28,600] enemies dead. 3,761,495 [£48,980,089,300] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 74,455 [£1,108,985,000] friendlies bribed.
You gained 33,522 effectiveness.
You gained 7.55 fame.
You gained 8.73 honour.
You will soon be receiving £5,033,393,260 insurance.