r 54 BRs

[alwaysnumb]

Nice 1 Leeroy

 

[Chris'o]

Battle Report - Attacking Coffee Shop
[middle] 35,867,636 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 9,808,328 hostile staff.
[middle] 23,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 13,398,704 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,438,523 hostile Striker attacked, killing 166,458 allied staff.
[middle] 5,479,257 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,792,968 hostile staff.

Distracted: 13,398,704 [£675,555,380,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 166,458 [£14,398,726,000] friendlies dead. 11,601,296 [£1,305,444,620,000] enemies dead.

You gained 1,275,017 effectiveness.
You gained 42.01 fame.
You gained 23.28 honour.
You earned £446,160,244,989 bounty.

 

['Tiger']

Battle Report - Attacking Coffee
[middle] 26,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,108,037 allied staff.
[middle] 33,010,568 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 13,567,874 hostile staff.
[middle] 34,527,132 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 303,033,160 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,492,899 hostile Striker attacked, killing 114,813 allied staff.
[middle] 474,413 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 86,875 allied staff.
[middle] 37,114,596 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 38,887,469 hostile staff.
[middle] 186,257 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 71,821 allied staff.
[middle] 2,859,129 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,388,961 hostile staff.
[middle] 87,525 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 54,909 allied staff.
[middle] 1,491,612 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,392,210 allied staff.
[middle] 4,728,984 hostile Marine attacked, killing 4,049,488 allied staff.
[middle] 2,118,977 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,449,454 allied staff.
[middle] 5,443,598 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 628,641 allied staff.
[middle] 261,588 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 224,170 allied staff.

Distracted: 304,422,121 [£2,798,623,867,300] enemies distracted.
Died: 11,180,418 [£573,932,792,000] friendlies dead. 52,455,343 [£1,600,591,868,900] enemies dead.

You gained 1,848,859 effectiveness.
You gained 46.31 fame.
You gained 31.80 honour.
You earned £321,474,077,473 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £36,932,940,000 insurance.

 

[Chris'o]

The first tick from the BR Tiger posted ^^

Battle Report - Attacking Coffee shop
[range] 36,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 13,269,248 hostile staff.
[range] 35,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 238,448,247 hostile staff.
[range] 2,183,113 hostile Striker attacked, killing 155,158 allied staff.
[range] 39,922,052 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 24,667,580 hostile staff.
[range] 2,973,233 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,305,062 hostile staff.
[range] 1,621,253 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,808,711 allied staff.
[range] 2,135,304 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,290,899 allied staff.

Distracted: 239,753,309 [£2,150,195,179,200] enemies distracted.
Died: 4,254,768 [£234,596,283,000] friendlies dead. 37,936,828 [£1,083,296,044,600] enemies dead.

You gained 725,940 effectiveness.
You gained 28.79 fame.
You gained 18.37 honour.
You earned £374,791,109,580 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £17,008,331,200 insurance.

 

[Wouter]

Battle Report - Defending VS only a few Coffeeshop
[middle] 8,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,959,708 hostile staff.
[close] 2,094,017 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 1,962,557 hostile staff.
[m/c] 3,300,000 allied Mummy attacked, killing 4,507,747 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,907,841 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 8,284,005 allied staff.
[m/c] 3,475,905 allied Vampire attacked, killing 22,235,503 hostile staff.
[raised] 742,784 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[m/c] 19,419,339 allied Harrier attacked, killing 59,216,474 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,970,378 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 10,742,235 allied staff.
[middle] 3,781,379 allied Sniper attacked, killing 34,659,393 hostile staff.
[m/c] 3,470,968 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 28,517,938 hostile staff.
[close] 376,481 allied Yob attacked, disabling 616,497 hostile staff.
[close] 249,971 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,397,566 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,588,081 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,641,459 hostile staff.
[close] 1,252,991 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 26,864,525 hostile staff.
[m/c] 10,683,780 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 22,342,942 hostile staff.
[raised] 166,512 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 1,818,516 allied White Wizard zapped 5,666,240 hostile staff.
[m/c] 484,762 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,702,154 hostile staff.
[m/c] 2,298,138 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 7,396,374 hostile staff.
[m/c] 11,315,419 allied Humvee attacked, killing 6,030,597 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,788,726 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 26,730,132 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,964,881 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 61,129,292 hostile staff.
[m/c] 267,223 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 331,071 hostile staff.
[close] 49,608 allied HQ Private attacked, killing 106,887 hostile staff.
[close] 12,391 allied Private attacked, killing 18,378 hostile staff.
[m/c] 634,823 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 1,650,232 hostile staff.
[m/c] 994,828 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 3,844,901 hostile staff.
[m/c] 12,672 allied Officer attacked, killing 22,540 hostile staff.
[close] 5,130,075 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 3,576,512 hostile staff.
[m/c] 749,567 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 32,557,787 hostile staff.
[close] 1,547,408 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 689 land. [124] tree. [497] bush. [33] flower. [35] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 1,962,557 [£4,379,529,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 2,014,063 [£4,498,391,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 356,708,786 [£1,267,898,509,800] enemies dead. 19,026,240 [£166,510,155,300] friendlies dead.
Converted: 909,296 [£16,047,344,000] enemies converted.

 

[Benneh]

All posted BRs attacking CS, some good, some bad.

Attacking ck

Distracted: 20,476,929 [£417,514,992,000] friendlies distracted. 197,494,153 [£779,793,132,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 200,395 [£5,593,903,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 1,099,757 [£62,795,796,000] friendlies dead. 21,973,834 [£1,052,165,406,300] enemies dead.

You gained 1,240,396 effectiveness.
You gained 96.73 fame.
You gained 39.78 honour.
You earned £216,943,652,913 bounty

Battle Report - Attacking Hawaiian Snow [6635]
[close] 30,000,000 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 26,472,079 allied staff.
[close] 22,999,159 allied Harrier attacked, killing 14,441,723 hostile staff.
[close] 10,699,901 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 7,317,661 hostile staff.
[close] 1,499,972 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,621,847 hostile staff.
[close] 128,192 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 3,596 land. [796] tree. [2,332] bush. [224] flower. [244] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 26,472,079 [£76,758,201,800] friendlies distracted.
Died: 26,381,231 [£263,812,310,000] enemies dead.

You stole 899 land. [199] tree. [583] bush. [56] flower. [61] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 88,218 effectiveness.
You gained 22.99 fame.
You gained 11.54 honour.
You earned £3,800,643,813 bounty.

Battle Report - Attacking Over before it Began [968]
[close] 12,570 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 10,791 allied staff.
[close] 479,805 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,074,974 allied staff.
[close] 48,926 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 72,240 allied staff.
[close] 20,000 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 469,889 allied staff.
[close] 5,000,000 hostile HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 13,718,457 allied staff.
[close] 148,396 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,536 land. [456] tree. [764] bush. [156] flower. [160] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 10,791 [£27,085,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 72,240 [£183,559,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,263,320 [£35,744,266,800] friendlies dead.

You stole 384 land. [114] tree. [191] bush. [39] flower. [40] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 1,774 effectiveness.
You earned £7,654,617 bounty.

Battle Report - Attacking KICK MOVE [3418]
[close] 22,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 5,765,699 hostile staff.
[close] 35,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 154,600,102 hostile staff.
[close] 21,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 11,916 hostile staff.
[close] 315,990 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,609 land. [638] tree. [1,649] bush. [139] flower. [183] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Battle Report - Attacking Butch the Queen [1343]
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 844,945 allied staff.
[close] 1,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 9,576 allied staff.
[close] 50,000,000 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 116,667,259 allied staff.
[close] 60,000,000 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 178,220 allied staff.

Distracted: 1,032,741 [£12,585,909,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 116,667,259 [£257,914,137,800] friendlies dead.

You gained 17,418 effectiveness.
Battle Report - Attacking Hawaiian Snow [6635]
[middle] 7,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,017,974 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,289 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 447 allied staff.
[m/c] 7,411 hostile Witch attacked, killing 1,372 allied staff.
[middle] 22,998,904 allied Harrier attacked, killing 48,847,112 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,699,869 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,161,588 hostile staff.

Stunned: 447 [£33,389,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 1,372 [£103,775,000] friendlies dead. 51,026,674 [£128,633,645,000] enemies dead.

You gained 65,606 effectiveness.
You gained 15.86 fame.
You gained 9.11 honour.
You earned £1,435,535,144 bounty.

Battle Report - Attacking Crystalline Entity [4776]
[middle] 35,867,636 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 9,808,328 hostile staff.
[middle] 23,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 13,398,704 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,438,523 hostile Striker attacked, killing 166,458 allied staff.
[middle] 5,479,257 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,792,968 hostile staff.

Distracted: 13,398,704 [£675,555,380,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 166,458 [£14,398,726,000] friendlies dead. 11,601,296 [£1,305,444,620,000] enemies dead.

You gained 249,390 effectiveness.
You gained 8.22 fame.
You gained 4.55 honour.
You earned £65,447,647,880 bounty.

[range] 22,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,567,542 hostile staff.
[range] 35,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 148,517,071 hostile staff.
[range] 21,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 3,200,109 hostile staff.
[range] 3,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 34,946 hostile staff.

Distracted: 148,552,017 [£340,471,822,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 4,767,651 [£171,355,673,000] enemies dead.

Battle Report - Attacking Crystalline Entity [4776]
[middle] 35,867,636 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 9,808,328 hostile staff.
[middle] 23,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 13,398,704 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,438,523 hostile Striker attacked, killing 166,458 allied staff.
[middle] 5,479,257 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,792,968 hostile staff.

Distracted: 13,398,704 [£675,555,380,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 166,458 [£14,398,726,000] friendlies dead. 11,601,296 [£1,305,444,620,000] enemies dead.

Battle Report - Attacking Over before it Began [968]
[r/m] 3,812,228 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 71,611,945 allied staff.
[middle] 10,266,380 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,137,507 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,260,840 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,593,577 hostile staff.
[r/m] 479,805 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 859,985 allied staff.
[middle] 107,758 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 121,616 allied staff.

Died: 72,593,546 [£226,000,049,800] friendlies dead. 6,731,084 [£680,181,853,000] enemies dead.

You gained 5,911 effectiveness.

Battle Report - Attacking Over before it Began [968]
[range] 45,885 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 635,581 allied staff.
[range] 11,416,456 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 28,045,042 hostile staff.
[range] 4,939,533 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,807,789 hostile staff.
[range] 2,736,073 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 4,219,108 allied staff.
[range] 210,787 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 231,690 allied staff.
[range] 172 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 84 allied staff.

Died: 5,086,463 [£73,903,918,600] friendlies dead. 31,852,831 [£527,387,084,800] enemies dead.

You gained 0 effectiveness

 

[jamesNchina]

complete with IDs :O

 

['Tiger']

Battle Report - Attacking Rush on Maickesh
[range] 44,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 24,725,497 hostile staff.
[range] 32,330,949 hostile Striker attacked, killing 6,430,843 allied staff.
[range] 8,169,696 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,564,600 hostile staff.
[range] 48,132,661 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 253,373,925 hostile staff.
[range] 1,965,374 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 754,309 hostile staff.
[range] 7,282,901 allied Harrier attacked, killing 15,791,706 hostile staff.
[range] 34,341,913 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 111,281,420 hostile staff.
[range] 13,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 12,168,563 hostile staff.
[range] 12,500,978 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 45,330,040 hostile staff.
[range] 5,873,473 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 23,308,850 hostile staff.
[range] 1,843,435 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 13,290,329 hostile staff.
[range] 422,751 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 688,388 allied staff.
[range] 7,405,740 allied Ranger attacked, killing 3,168,162 hostile staff.
[range] 361,525 allied Ninja attacked, killing 946,080 hostile staff.
[range] 7,299,223 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 62,368,616 allied staff.
[range] 2,325,366 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 31,572,229 hostile staff.
[range] 30,807,382 hostile Marine attacked, killing 26,628,313 allied staff.
[range] 816,201 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 4,987,015 hostile staff.
[range] 392,676 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 12,670,501 hostile staff.
[range] 518,709 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 604,341 allied staff.

Stunned: 754,309 [£46,032,361,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 12,168,563 [£208,533,714,400] enemies distracted.
Died: 96,720,501 [£1,991,800,590,400] friendlies dead. 543,010,354 [£4,600,924,549,000] enemies dead.

 

[Benneh]

Battle Report - Attacking Jesse
[range] 62,457,793 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 46,604,790 hostile staff.
[range] 16,177 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 56,638 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,153,158 hostile staff.
[range] 48,611,959 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 200,143,679 hostile staff.
[range] 1,600,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 222,983 hostile staff.
[range] 19,029 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 33,331 hostile staff.
[range] 17,086,463 allied Harrier attacked, killing 35,211,953 hostile staff.
[range] 37,100,000 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 107,550,609 hostile staff.
[range] 9,980,815 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 9,324,343 hostile staff.
[range] 9,500,000 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 31,648,136 hostile staff.
[range] 6,000,000 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 19,634,456 hostile staff.
[range] 35,928,564 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 105,863,881 allied staff.
[range] 1,794,553 allied Ranger attacked, killing 231,630 hostile staff.
[range] 957,659 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 10,406,401 hostile staff.
[range] 2,428,296 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 11,710,232 hostile staff.
[range] 8,448,759 allied Marine attacked, killing 9,851,810 hostile staff.
[range] 2,768,827 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 11,661,918 hostile staff.
[range] 7,534,686 allied Humvee attacked, killing 2,474,804 hostile staff.
[range] 9,647,461 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 23,498,932 allied staff.

Stunned: 222,983 [£19,192,803,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 9,324,343 [£235,687,029,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 89,969 [£2,638,191,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 129,362,813 [£2,851,489,128,600] friendlies dead. 478,573,344 [£6,959,776,723,600] enemies dead.
Bribed: 11,710,232 [£58,515,235,200] enemies bribed.

You gained 877,509 effectiveness.
You gained 4.65 fame.
You gained 3.81 honour.
You earned £440,280,204,800 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £44,850,344,000 insurance.

 

[antisback]

Battle Report - Attacking Jesse, round 2
[range] 83,744,984 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 56,016,515 hostile staff.
[range] 7,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,574,039 hostile staff.
[range] 21,329,555 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 81,965,219 hostile staff.
[range] 13,037,459 allied Harrier attacked, killing 20,569,414 hostile staff.
[range] 12,060,118 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 31,029,004 hostile staff.
[range] 7,820,813 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,697,818 allied staff.
[range] 10,557,899 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,061,727 hostile staff.
[range] 7,867,219 allied Marine attacked, killing 2,498,261 hostile staff.
[range] 3,290,329 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,935,305 hostile staff.
[range] 12,057,877 allied Humvee attacked, killing 567,550 hostile staff.

Died: 5,697,818 [£334,831,029,000] friendlies dead. 200,217,034 [£5,350,068,876,000] enemies dead.

You gained 47,681 effectiveness.
You gained 0.03 fame.
You lost 0.70 honour.
You earned £9,466,010,242 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £1,830,160,600 insurance.

 

[Chris'o]

Battle Report - Attacking Smoker 2nd tick
[middle] 20,185,585 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,534,147 allied staff.
[middle] 22,299,786 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 6,932,014 hostile staff.
[close] 3,088,048 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 2,822,326 allied staff.
[m/c] 43,901,960 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 310,806,763 allied staff.
[close] 40,774,746 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 394,601,828 hostile staff.
[middle] 39,668,668 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 83,727,308 hostile staff.
[close] 7,076,151 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,314,618 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,970,882 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,859,863 hostile staff.
[m/c] 44,996,918 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 27,276,984 allied staff.
[middle] 9,175,721 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 11,413,804 hostile staff.
[close] 67,372,321 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 1,681,645 allied staff.
[close] 15,524,304 allied Harrier attacked, killing 12,949,915 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,883,130 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,562,702 hostile staff.
[m/c] 17,248,712 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 6,104,804 allied staff.
[close] 6,446,568 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,693,443 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,623,337 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,498,473 allied staff.
[close] 539,823 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 152,283 allied staff.
[close] 735,459 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 140,366 allied staff.
[middle] 3,802,954 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 1,838,725 allied staff.
[middle] 136,333 allied Ninja attacked, killing 135,224 hostile staff.
[close] 6,131,725 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 16,998,441 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,666,997 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 14,559,084 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,030,298 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 2,005,265 allied staff.
[middle] 483,871 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 663,652 hostile staff.
[close] 9,200,226 allied Marine attacked, killing 10,461,728 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,694,953 allied Marine attacked, killing 3,909,293 hostile staff.
[close] 2,149,750 hostile HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 1,720,520 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,007,463 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 510,369 allied staff.
[middle] 153,220 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 107,849 hostile staff.
[m/c] 2,103,922 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,028,397 allied staff.
[m/c] 509,818 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 46,767 allied staff.
[m/c] 4,463,391 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 6,363,417 allied staff.
[middle] 56,489 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 36,293 hostile staff.
[close] 2,594,908 hostile HQ Private attacked, killing 749,757 allied staff.
[close] 1,180 hostile Private attacked, killing 270 allied staff.
[m/c] 674,660 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 261,751 allied staff.
[close] 667,053 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 76,398 allied staff.
[m/c] 705,589 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,004,187 allied staff.

Distracted: 321,415,538 [£2,853,304,713,400] friendlies distracted. 481,022,579 [£6,844,872,327,900] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 292,649 [£13,890,166,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 51,910,162 [£3,062,519,463,200] friendlies dead. 82,240,828 [£3,147,111,192,200] enemies dead.
Bribed: 2,005,265 [£108,377,694,000] friendlies bribed. 663,652 [£13,247,669,600] enemies bribed.

You gained 349,632 effectiveness.
You gained 2.30 fame.
You gained 2.19 honour.
You earned £93,651,580,690 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £83,007,945,600 insurance.


Mon 15th Jan, year 4. Evening 36 Ticks Ago Attacking Smoker 1st tick
Battle Report - Attacking Smoker
[r/m] 27,684,627 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,761,639 allied staff.
[range] 85,544,045 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 22,819,432 hostile staff.
[all] 49,728,202 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 337,804,037 allied staff.
[middle] 44,926,330 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 258,006,769 hostile staff.
[range] 43,919,564 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 73,054,395 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,574,121 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,443,239 hostile staff.
[range] 13,981,760 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,638,090 hostile staff.
[all] 70,848,159 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 53,073,599 allied staff.
[range] 15,314,539 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 23,149,700 hostile staff.
[close] 13,356,195 allied Harrier attacked, killing 9,300,556 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,723,732 allied Harrier attacked, killing 11,157,736 hostile staff.
[range] 4,476,353 allied Harrier attacked, killing 3,117,558 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,076,387 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 9,675,065 hostile staff.
[all] 18,314,640 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 6,675,333 allied staff.
[middle] 6,769,375 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,357,895 hostile staff.
[all] 2,238,127 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,316,812 allied staff.
[close] 895,274 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 127,455 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,492,557 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 3,082,352 allied staff.
[range] 351,755 allied Ninja attacked, killing 299,674 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,501,250 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,778,384 hostile staff.
[range] 9,129,197 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 12,971,250 hostile staff.
[r/m] 8,541,195 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 4,662,306 allied staff.
[middle] 856,608 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 1,115,515 hostile staff.
[range] 1,070,003 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 1,412,133 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,120,138 allied Marine attacked, killing 12,654,794 hostile staff.
[range] 6,982,891 allied Marine attacked, killing 8,148,075 hostile staff.
[close] 3,386,902 hostile HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 223,814 allied staff.
[all] 960,548 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 419,145 allied staff.
[range] 475,504 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 540,548 hostile staff.
[all] 2,178,996 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,183,637 allied staff.
[all] 966,330 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 98,328 allied staff.
[all] 7,096,395 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 12,183,349 allied staff.
[range] 222,612 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 153,930 hostile staff.
[close] 2,969,150 hostile HQ Private attacked, killing 754,205 allied staff.
[close] 318 hostile Private attacked, killing 89 allied staff.
[all] 764,033 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 338,491 allied staff.
[close] 832,620 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 110,472 allied staff.
[all] 723,156 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,575,054 allied staff.

Distracted: 344,479,370 [£4,102,676,027,600] friendlies distracted. 333,419,059 [£7,526,772,013,100] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 127,455 [£9,559,125,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 89,120,986 [£4,816,537,809,200] friendlies dead. 127,848,031 [£5,643,157,834,000] enemies dead.
Bribed: 4,662,306 [£242,379,150,000] friendlies bribed. 2,527,648 [£52,443,474,500] enemies bribed.

You gained 649,925 effectiveness.
You gained 2.66 fame.
You gained 2.57 honour.
You earned £198,596,303,529 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £136,574,725,200 insurance.

 

[Wouter]

Die Oonies, Die


Tue 12th Mar, year 4. Midnight Attacking
Battle Report - Attacking
[r/m] 17,672 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 7,936 allied staff.
[middle] 36,114,028 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 17,255,216 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,630 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 1,706 allied staff.
[r/m] 8,536,747 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 14,956,827 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,415,471 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 56,061,116 allied staff.
[r/m] 114,879 hostile Striker attacked, killing 34,842 allied staff.
[range] 14,846,042 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,596,196 hostile staff.
[r/m] 4 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 15 allied staff.
[r/m] 26,027 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 89,233 allied staff.
[r/m] 73,668 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 54,705 allied staff.
[middle] 2,559 hostile Witch attacked, killing 5,086 allied staff.
[r/m] 11,809,700 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,935,299 allied staff.
[middle] 7,283,501 allied Harrier attacked, killing 13,513,221 hostile staff.
[r/m] 410,867 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 1,389,696 allied staff.
[middle] 2,844,189 allied Sniper attacked, killing 15,102,098 hostile staff.
[r/m] 21,572 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 33,325 allied staff.
[middle] 11,306,753 allied Ranger attacked, killing 4,465,684 hostile staff.
[r/m] 172,136 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,638,735 allied staff.
[range] 6,889,116 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 68,977,545 hostile staff.
[middle] 806,058 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,774,312 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,509,353 allied Humvee attacked, killing 563,937 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,189,514 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,570,836 hostile staff.

Distracted: 56,094,441 [£349,133,801,500] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 20,892,126 [£262,724,120,700] friendlies disabled.
Died: 4,221,954 [£46,619,070,100] friendlies dead. 125,819,045 [£1,783,149,901,400] enemies dead.

You gained 1,522,522 effectiveness.
You gained 44.59 fame.
You gained 24.09 honour.
You earned £296,591,002,387 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £3,019,351,000 insurance.



Mon 11th Mar, year 4. Evening Attacking
Battle Report - Attacking
[range] 138,926 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 47,424 allied staff.
[range] 39,395,150 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 14,935,646 hostile staff.
[range] 8,903,453 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 14,778,468 allied staff.
[range] 5,619,063 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 62,344,074 allied staff.
[range] 1,831,355 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 10,550,343 allied staff.
[range] 121,776 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 96,271 allied staff.
[range] 6,640 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 6,270 allied staff.
[range] 927,663 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 383,777 allied staff.
[range] 14,557,019 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,184,572 allied staff.
[range] 8,116,100 allied Harrier attacked, killing 15,538,185 hostile staff.
[range] 12,043,012 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 6,781,774 allied staff.
[range] 17,791 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 6,180 allied staff.
[range] 9,374 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 5,537 allied staff.
[range] 160,513 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 205,771 allied staff.
[range] 2,532,883 allied Sniper attacked, killing 15,400,257 hostile staff.
[range] 11 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 3 allied staff.
[range] 24,445 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 14,420 allied staff.
[range] 13,512 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 32,065 allied staff.
[range] 11,070,507 allied Ranger attacked, killing 16,349,649 hostile staff.
[range] 247,281 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 156,600 allied staff.
[range] 56 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 26 allied staff.
[raised] 1 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 884 hostile Marine attacked, killing 464 allied staff.
[range] 463 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 258 allied staff.
[range] 775,986 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 4,668,760 hostile staff.
[range] 428,359 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 89,342 allied staff.
[range] 3,378,689 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,819,288 hostile staff.
[range] 3,603,926 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 3,844,585 hostile staff.

Stunned: 6,270 [£332,888,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 62,358,494 [£432,374,127,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 18,963,040 [£306,831,214,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 18,355,835 [£463,227,493,900] friendlies dead. 72,556,370 [£1,364,082,003,600] enemies dead.
Converted: 1 [£25,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 688,944 effectiveness.
You gained 15.99 fame.
You gained 12.22 honour.
You earned £142,386,359,245 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £46,857,985,500 insurance

 

[Stottles]

bout time my ban was lifted ffs

bout time my ban was lifted ffs

Defending against oonies

[r/m] 2,000,000 allied F-117 attacked, killing 33,027,944 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,197,783 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,951,010 hostile staff.
[r/m] 309,833 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 667,039 hostile staff.
[r/m] 9,701,439 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 133,948,491 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,384,646 hostile Striker attacked, killing 2,508,204 allied staff.
[range] 458,749 hostile Biker attacked, killing 493,865 allied staff.
[r/m] 135 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 814 hostile staff.
[range] 4,646,078 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 30,441,407 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,845,182 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 20,148,013 hostile staff.
[r/m] 8,757,791 allied Assassin attacked, killing 5,744,160 hostile staff.
[r/m] 5,319,850 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,154,015 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,817,692 allied Harrier attacked, killing 2,226,837 hostile staff.
[range] 8,432,234 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 28,081,976 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,856,450 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 13,104,272 hostile staff.
[middle] 53,455 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 78,538 allied staff.
[r/m] 34,778 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 21,245 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,744,052 allied Ranger attacked, killing 3,034,561 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,506,770 allied Ninja attacked, killing 2,089,906 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,177,318 allied Automoton attacked, killing 589,102 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,686,332 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 19,591,654 allied staff.
[middle] 5,676,053 hostile Marine attacked, killing 4,750,616 allied staff.
[r/m] 13,649,080 allied Jeep attacked, killing 2,176,687 hostile staff.
[r/m] 720,628 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,521,960 hostile staff.
[middle] 17,391 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 8,606 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,694,148 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 290,028 hostile staff.

Distracted: 133,969,736 [£624,141,161,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 2,821,054 [£56,340,235,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 85,905,294 [£1,019,093,913,200] enemies dead. 85,954,866 [£849,402,176,700] friendlies dead.

You gained 567,776 effectiveness.
You gained 12.58 fame.
You gained 14.88 honour.
You will soon be receiving £41,168,082,600 insurance.

other random reports

[middle] 6,666,187 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,600,287 hostile staff.
[range] 1,462 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 333 hostile staff.
[range] 3,000,000 allied F-117 attacked, killing 10,790,424 hostile staff.
[r/m] 17,488,918 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 38,998,353 allied staff.
[r/m] 15,098,031 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 104,387,479 allied staff.
[range] 3,877,430 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 6,008,813 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,798,207 hostile Striker attacked, killing 774,917 allied staff.
[middle] 3,006,680 allied Biker attacked, killing 2,285,435 hostile staff.
[range] 91 allied Biker attacked, killing 64 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,973,556 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 226,845 hostile staff.
[range] 9,324,077 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 6,389,313 hostile staff.
[range] 9,210,024 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,577,046 hostile staff.
[middle] 180,153 hostile Witch attacked, killing 120,855 allied staff.
[middle] 219,464 allied Witch attacked, killing 184,584 hostile staff.
[r/m] 38,925 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 15,576 allied staff.
[middle] 2,493,785 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 479,572 hostile staff.
[middle] 39,745 allied Harrier attacked, killing 24,400 hostile staff.
[range] 1,847,352 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,114,280 hostile staff.
[r/m] 153,082 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 271,943 allied staff.
[middle] 1,757,444 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 405,266 hostile staff.
[range] 1,322,699 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 269,852 hostile staff.
[r/m] 15,919,260 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 7,293,887 allied staff.
[middle] 611,920 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 175,141 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,873 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,588 allied staff.
[middle] 363,632 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 150,139 hostile staff.
[middle] 112,477 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 94,492 hostile staff.
[middle] 666,674 allied Sniper attacked, killing 571,823 hostile staff.
[range] 574 allied Sniper attacked, killing 448 hostile staff.
[r/m] 22,677 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 68,281 allied staff.
[middle] 229,511 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 120,973 hostile staff.
[r/m] 54,842 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 38,278 allied staff.
[range] 264,137 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 824,193 allied staff.
[range] 3,507,063 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,122,990 hostile staff.
[range] 3,253,801 allied Ninja attacked, killing 940,268 hostile staff.
[range] 1,106,822 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 30,702 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,000 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 1,350,635 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 806,557 hostile staff.
[r/m] 798,791 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,673,157 allied staff.
[r/m] 143,284 hostile Marine attacked, killing 123,741 allied staff.
[range] 226 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 142 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,456,655 allied Jeep attacked, killing 1,509,635 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,997,586 allied Humvee attacked, killing 463,916 hostile staff.
[range] 748 allied Humvee attacked, killing 38 hostile staff.
[range] 1 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 1 allied staff.
[r/m] 50 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 149 allied staff.
[middle] 51,930 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 29,151 hostile staff.
[range] 2,444,166 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 728,802 hostile staff.
[r/m] 46,756 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 30,764 allied staff.
[middle] 1,035,064 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 537,729 hostile staff.
[r/m] 95,245 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 999,482 allied staff.

Distracted: 111,719,644 [£1,214,627,008,100] friendlies distracted. 6,183,954 [£241,375,864,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 39,013,929 [£446,758,939,400] friendlies disabled. 479,572 [£32,871,811,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 4,889,071 [£222,654,248,600] friendlies dead. 32,438,205 [£1,307,130,202,100] enemies dead.
Bribed: 537,729 [£24,574,188,500] enemies bribed.
Converted: 1,000 [£25,000,000] enemies converted.

You gained 274,286 effectiveness.
You gained 10.33 fame.
You lost 12.95 honour.
You earned £2,988,683,149 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £5,648,876,000 insurance.

[middle] 1,414 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 354 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 9 allied staff.
[middle] 2,838,925 allied F-117 attacked, killing 17,502,963 hostile staff.
[close] 781,830 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 465,281 allied staff.
[close] 1,446,565 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 1,229,755 hostile staff.
[close] 613,938 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 607,898 allied staff.
[close] 1,342,312 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 1,187,189 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,905,506 allied Mummy attacked, killing 1,916,026 hostile staff.
[close] 114 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 337 allied staff.
[all] 12,379,327 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 30,115,482 allied staff.
[all] 20,871,674 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 132,543,059 allied staff.
[middle] 5,308,008 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 3,985,528 hostile staff.
[close] 167,169 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 7,150 hostile staff.
[m/c] 356,473 hostile Striker attacked, killing 164,974 allied staff.
[close] 2,824,470 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,417,459 hostile staff.
[middle] 87 allied Biker attacked, killing 36 hostile staff.
[close] 1,343,636 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 44,388 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,263,958 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 2,025,439 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,325,497 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,808,123 hostile staff.
[close] 1,158,580 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 402,833 allied staff.
[close] 205,789 allied Witch attacked, killing 124,702 hostile staff.
[middle] 24,961 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 11,840 allied staff.
[close] 35,972 allied Harrier attacked, killing 16,177 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,649,354 allied Harrier attacked, killing 764,381 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,265,256 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 138,591 hostile staff.
[m/c] 20,434,521 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 9,135,373 allied staff.
[close] 668,690 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 114,926 hostile staff.
[close] 332,523 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 124,479 hostile staff.
[middle] 500 allied Sniper attacked, killing 257 hostile staff.
[m/c] 210 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 353 allied staff.
[close] 222,957 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 62,397 hostile staff.
[close] 238,784 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 47,334 allied staff.
[close] 197,569 allied Yob attacked, disabling 39,898 hostile staff.
[close] 798,318 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 91,159 allied staff.
[m/c] 45,290 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 29,832 allied staff.
[close] 368 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 676 allied staff.
[close] 1,108,317 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 934,709 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,306,777 allied Ranger attacked, killing 48,626 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,473,641 allied Ninja attacked, killing 533,141 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,037,944 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 1,568 hostile staff.
[raised] 1 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[m/c] 6,645 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 26,383 allied staff.
[close] 336,697 hostile White Wizard zapped 63,580 allied staff.
[middle] 214 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 122 hostile staff.
[close] 1,254,813 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 548,180 hostile staff.
[close] 13,873,038 allied Jeep attacked, killing 816,231 hostile staff.
[close] 7,470,351 allied Humvee attacked, killing 258,971 hostile staff.
[middle] 705 allied Humvee attacked, killing 23 hostile staff.
[close] 48,124 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 13,308 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,211,812 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 502,489 hostile staff.
[close] 285,102 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 17,439 hostile staff.
[close] 880,428 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 299,810 hostile staff.
[m/c] 59,061 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 659,010 allied staff.

Distracted: 143,184,276 [£1,586,549,242,700] friendlies distracted. 6,517,398 [£186,419,367,400] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 30,265,815 [£329,477,935,800] friendlies disabled. 39,898 [£1,397,687,500] enemies disabled.
Died: 915,322 [£41,877,701,900] friendlies dead. 29,627,729 [£729,305,602,400] enemies dead.
Bribed: 299,810 [£8,843,704,500] enemies bribed.
Converted: 1 [£25,000] enemies converted.

You gained 149,318 effectiveness.
You gained 10.56 fame.
You lost 13.34 honour.
You earned £1,462,697,917 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £76,906,400 insurance.

[close] 511,652 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 459,836 allied staff.
[close] 327,391 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 353,157 allied staff.
[close] 2,601,215 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 2,028,016 hostile staff.
[close] 1,894,233 allied Mummy attacked, killing 297,265 hostile staff.
[close] 13 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 45 allied staff.
[m/c] 10,277,676 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 27,067,274 allied staff.
[m/c] 17,782,406 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 89,397,322 allied staff.
[close] 4,204,689 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,312,915 hostile staff.
[close] 81 allied Biker attacked, killing 26 hostile staff.
[close] 5,456,267 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 865,810 hostile staff.
[close] 4,078,930 allied Assassin attacked, killing 621,640 hostile staff.
[close] 962,342 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 260,893 allied staff.
[close] 100,118 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 43,746 hostile staff.
[close] 1,520,677 allied Harrier attacked, killing 477,233 hostile staff.
[close] 19,458,889 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 9,133,529 allied staff.
[close] 86 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 4 hostile staff.
[close] 174,868 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 61,307 allied staff.
[close] 675,319 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 113,480 allied staff.
[close] 35,350 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 27,761 allied staff.
[close] 2,717,183 allied Ranger attacked, killing 44,414 hostile staff.
[close] 744,690 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 976 hostile staff.
[close] 169,873 hostile White Wizard zapped 51,191 allied staff.
[close] 151 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 87 hostile staff.
[close] 487 allied Humvee attacked, killing 18 hostile staff.
[close] 445,481 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 100,954 hostile staff.
[close] 35,248 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 439,837 allied staff.

Distracted: 99,632,498 [£1,748,801,333,300] friendlies distracted. 4,384,677 [£103,233,504,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 27,242,061 [£313,097,383,900] friendlies disabled. 4 [£154,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 491,073 [£25,731,188,600] friendlies dead. 2,408,423 [£137,016,106,400] enemies dead.

You gained 44,093 effectiveness.
You gained 2.16 fame.
You lost 14.02 honour.
You earned £385,157,877 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £94,230,800 insurance.

 

[rooney]

Battle Report - Defending against CS (I think)
http://bushtarion.com/id_view.php?ID=1038[all] 4,639,922 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 27,899,561 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,270,234 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 2,911,419 allied staff.
[close] 805,853 allied White Wizard zapped 269,186 hostile staff.
[close] 5,313 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,803 allied staff.
[all] 208,080 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,710,951 hostile staff.
[close] 30,403 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 264 land. [52] tree. [154] bush. [24] flower. [34] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Died: 29,879,698 [£127,967,527,800] enemies dead. 2,915,222 [£76,478,785,700] friendlies dead.

You gained 211,754 effectiveness.
You gained 39.84 fame.
You gained 80.07 honour.
You will soon be receiving £15,295,757,140 insurance.

 

[mynamespat]

Battle Report - Attacking A Peon
[close] 4,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 696,677 hostile staff.
[close] 998,190 hostile Witch attacked, killing 361,940 allied staff.
[close] 2,975,689 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 6,915,071 allied staff.
[close] 18,945,773 allied Harrier attacked, killing 19,810,511 hostile staff.
[close] 33,371,823 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 117,079,158 allied staff.
[close] 812,910 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 3,533,430 allied staff.
[close] 9,323,611 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 10,855,366 allied staff.
[close] 15,993,234 allied Ranger attacked, killing 17,996,097 hostile staff.
[close] 1,380,104 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 5,081,470 hostile staff.
[close] 9,079,422 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 24,160,205 allied staff.
[close] 3,850,676 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 12,718,995 hostile staff.
[close] 36,086,260 hostile Marine attacked, killing 17,225,919 allied staff.
[close] 889,389 hostile HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 378,694 allied staff.
[close] 2,682,559 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 850,612 hostile staff.
[close] 2,858,790 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,479,845 hostile staff.
[close] 362,362 allied Private attacked, killing 85,853 hostile staff.
[close] 251,604 allied Officer attacked, killing 69,714 hostile staff.
[close] 754,766 hostile Cybernetic T-Rex squished dead 10,000,660 allied staff.
[close] 742,686 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,604,390 allied staff.
[close] 45,461 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,731 land. [952] tree. [1,338] bush. [233] flower. [207] grass. [1] uncultivated.

Disabled: 3,533,430 [£12,416,696,700] friendlies disabled.
Died: 193,581,403 [£3,419,663,940,900] friendlies dead. 58,789,774 [£1,845,363,290,000] enemies dead.

You stole 920 land. [321] tree. [451] bush. [78] flower. [70] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 462,689 effectiveness.
You gained 8.57 fame.
You gained 9.06 honour.
You earned £54,560,636,793 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £107,707,370,500 insurance.

 

[Pricey]

This was fun! 300m Scallys vs 1.8b MoM!


Battle Report - Defending
[r/m] 21,571,545 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,840,705 hostile staff.
[middle] 20,011 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 5,879 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,310,728 allied F-117 attacked, killing 34,397,925 hostile staff.
[close] 19,470,505 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 19,875,142 hostile staff.
[close] 644,416 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 2,338,159 hostile staff.
[all] 376,230 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 924,667 hostile staff.
[all] 68,588,260 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,028,432,783 hostile staff.
[middle] 68,015,786 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 34,535,929 allied staff.
[all] 12,771,964 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,701,017 hostile staff.
[middle] 887,483 hostile Striker attacked, killing 298,469 allied staff.
[close] 798,641 hostile Biker attacked, killing 801,855 allied staff.
[range] 29,263,089 hostile Biker attacked, killing 30,250,235 allied staff.
[close] 11,613,803 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 1,981,439 allied staff.
[middle] 53,618 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 6,120 allied staff.
[range] 571,817 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 69,801 allied staff.
[close] 49,747,362 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 5,200,535 allied staff.
[middle] 45,010 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 17,100 allied staff.
[middle] 77,992 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 35,611 allied staff.
[raised] 3,567 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[r/m] 2,061,340 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 4,666,602 hostile staff.
[close] 9,472,452 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 7,725,690 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,674,770 allied Witch attacked, killing 4,077,820 hostile staff.
[r/m] 67,830 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 22,799 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,261 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 422 allied staff.
[range] 11,786,408 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,142,253 allied staff.
[all] 16,358,137 allied Harrier attacked, killing 21,252,878 hostile staff.
[range] 15,815,774 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 7,045,542 allied staff.
[all] 5,105,414 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,191,675 hostile staff.
[middle] 28,000,021 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 14,428,190 allied staff.
[all] 9,534,122 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 9,672,009 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,425,682 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,946,408 hostile staff.
[r/m] 4,449,955 allied Sniper attacked, killing 11,794,298 hostile staff.
[middle] 180,555 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 458,829 allied staff.
[all] 8,587,400 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 20,664,416 hostile staff.
[middle] 58,641 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 69,659 allied staff.
[close] 56,217,801 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 6,511,892 allied staff.
[close] 67,240,112 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 29,931,705 hostile staff.
[r/c] 4,073,552 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 19,553,468 hostile staff.
[all] 3,233,308 allied Ranger attacked, killing 7,638,095 hostile staff.
[close] 11,938 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 22,484 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,755 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 3,554 allied staff.
[all] 3,625,546 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 13,158,772 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,418 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 4,496 allied staff.
[close] 857,800 allied White Wizard zapped 410,304 hostile staff.
[m/c] 358,450 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 316,339 hostile staff.
[raised] 96,312 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 266,558 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 176,162 allied staff.
[raised] 32,965 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 2,083,542 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 1,842,481 allied staff.
[middle] 5,379 hostile Marine attacked, killing 4,526 allied staff.
[close] 2,943,792 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 4,481,437 hostile staff.
[all] 1,230 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,262 hostile staff.
[middle] 25,918 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 16,938 allied staff.
[all] 2,201,283 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 2,755,976 hostile staff.
[all] 2,490,270 allied Humvee attacked, killing 519,233 hostile staff.
[middle] 107,786 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 16,666 allied staff.
[all] 680,644 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,274,167 hostile staff.
[middle] 28,929 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 79,671 allied staff.
[middle] 11 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 3 allied staff.
[all] 198,488 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 262,808 hostile staff.
[all] 175,328 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 157,548 hostile staff.
[close] 3,572,921 allied HQ Private attacked, killing 3,070,201 hostile staff.
[close] 117,229 allied Private attacked, killing 71,438 hostile staff.
[all] 846,368 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 1,024,436 hostile staff.
[all] 147,664 allied Officer attacked, killing 94,083 hostile staff.
[all] 728,243 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 12,514,288 hostile staff.

Stunned: 4,666,602 [£131,528,165,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 1,059,225,290 [£4,651,204,025,000] enemies distracted. 48,964,119 [£2,722,763,030,900] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 30,879,171 [£294,645,615,000] enemies disabled. 10,654,567 [£378,848,357,900] friendlies disabled.
Died: 188,011,974 [£3,354,647,670,000] enemies dead. 46,543,087 [£1,486,640,952,700] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 1,842,484 [£56,469,933,500] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 96,312 [£4,045,104,000] enemies converted. 36,532 [£1,441,602,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 1,019,903 effectiveness.
You gained 10.29 fame.
You gained 16.45 honour.
You will soon be receiving £24,586,669,580 insurance.

Wed 29th Jan, year 5. Early hours Defending
[r/m] 22,775,370 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 9,817,594 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,750,952 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 6,180,081 allied staff.
[range] 46,208 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 13,985 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,699,521 allied F-117 attacked, killing 39,362,109 hostile staff.
[r/m] 379,210 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,002,475 hostile staff.
[r/m] 66,312,783 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 974,219,912 hostile staff.
[range] 74,474,242 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 63,338,359 allied staff.
[r/m] 13,627,176 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,932,335 hostile staff.
[range] 1,499,464 hostile Striker attacked, killing 567,596 allied staff.
[middle] 1,549,409 hostile Biker attacked, killing 2,537,239 allied staff.
[middle] 16,856,901 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,358,814 allied staff.
[range] 97,908 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 7,525 allied staff.
[range] 97,953 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 102,163 allied staff.
[range] 175,656 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 207,011 allied staff.
[raised] 10,940 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[r/m] 1,699,723 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 2,579,225 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,137,302 allied Witch attacked, killing 3,685,415 hostile staff.
[r/m] 71,515 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 26,482 hostile staff.
[range] 1,451 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 486 allied staff.
[r/m] 14,965,885 allied Harrier attacked, killing 14,727,829 hostile staff.
[middle] 23,196,031 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 8,270,323 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,401,238 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,563,873 hostile staff.
[range] 29,274,690 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 15,020,974 allied staff.
[r/m] 9,216,033 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 10,614,779 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,228,550 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,967,992 hostile staff.
[middle] 911,081 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 2,186,914 allied staff.
[range] 513,604 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 901,902 allied staff.
[r/m] 9,023,367 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 28,292,402 hostile staff.
[range] 83,313 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 81,459 allied staff.
[range] 3,915,900 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 10,715,847 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,693,556 allied Ranger attacked, killing 4,054,917 hostile staff.
[range] 730 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 492 allied staff.
[r/m] 3,734,051 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,694,015 hostile staff.
[range] 2,951 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,052 allied staff.
[middle] 272,727 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 285,975 hostile staff.
[raised] 80,508 new nanobots were assimilated.
[range] 1,184,555 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 1,764,116 allied staff.
[range] 6,037 hostile Marine attacked, killing 6,438 allied staff.
[r/m] 649 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,012 hostile staff.
[range] 6,356 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,428 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,212,434 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 2,867,964 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,711,966 allied Humvee attacked, killing 600,272 hostile staff.
[middle] 581,851 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 90,765 allied staff.
[range] 172,564 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 28,027 allied staff.
[r/m] 688,236 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,501,522 hostile staff.
[range] 44,652 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 110,071 allied staff.
[range] 5 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 1 allied staff.
[r/m] 205,542 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 318,177 hostile staff.
[r/m] 144,690 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 129,526 hostile staff.
[r/m] 791,171 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 1,113,022 hostile staff.
[r/m] 730,622 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 12,509,594 hostile staff.

Stunned: 2,579,225 [£115,021,752,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 976,783,785 [£4,819,451,361,200] enemies distracted. 78,359,333 [£4,417,565,541,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,028,957 [£11,658,161,600] enemies disabled. 486 [£27,431,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 157,192,298 [£3,230,390,925,900] enemies dead. 23,661,285 [£1,463,953,712,500] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 1,764,117 [£33,934,279,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 80,508 [£3,381,336,000] enemies converted. 10,940 [£175,040,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 1,180,224 effectiveness.
You gained 10.47 fame.
You gained 16.14 honour.
You will soon be receiving £42,267,590,140 insurance.

Wed 29th Jan, year 5. Midnight Defending
[range] 27,510,025 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,248,772 hostile staff.
[range] 33,875,563 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 11,009,380 allied staff.
[range] 380,978 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 561,061 hostile staff.
[range] 69,761,585 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 626,143,550 hostile staff.
[range] 16,159,212 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,742,772 hostile staff.
[range] 3,983,841 hostile Biker attacked, killing 6,704,930 allied staff.
[range] 33,130,330 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 61,488,327 allied staff.
[range] 3,699,484 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 8,198,182 hostile staff.
[range] 73,278 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 34,070 hostile staff.
[range] 21,116,538 allied Harrier attacked, killing 26,047,879 hostile staff.
[range] 47,779,549 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 31,746,355 allied staff.
[range] 5,525,733 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,417,027 hostile staff.
[range] 18,111,969 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 27,201,289 hostile staff.
[range] 4,670,868 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,122,456 hostile staff.
[range] 12,967,020 allied Sniper attacked, killing 47,246,353 hostile staff.
[range] 1,251,093 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 2,097,316 allied staff.
[range] 11,272,751 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,420,974 hostile staff.
[range] 6,128,464 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 33,577,889 hostile staff.
[range] 4,470,669 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 11,541,737 hostile staff.
[range] 2,326 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,758 hostile staff.
[range] 2,266,066 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 2,785,442 hostile staff.
[range] 4,320,144 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,061,292 hostile staff.
[range] 1,263,223 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 217,111 allied staff.
[range] 1,155,791 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,329,863 hostile staff.
[range] 444,542 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 459,194 hostile staff.
[range] 964,526 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 1,004,434 hostile staff.
[range] 400 allied Officer attacked, killing 237 hostile staff.
[range] 742,761 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 16,161,211 hostile staff.

Stunned: 8,198,182 [£213,236,648,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 629,560,577 [£4,447,524,700,400] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 595,131 [£3,343,088,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 214,955,552 [£4,096,844,926,800] enemies dead. 113,263,419 [£3,522,174,318,900] friendlies dead.

You gained 1,693,683 effectiveness.
You gained 11.05 fame.
You gained 16.37 honour.
You will soon be receiving £138,690,046,380 insurance.

 

[Slavi]

looks fun ?

 

[Gazzy]

Slavi!

 

[mynamespat]

Battle Report - Attacking @#@***37;$@#$***37; [####]
[range] 16,027,932 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,127,917 hostile staff.
[range] 3,400,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 263,167 hostile staff.
[range] 13,949,293 allied Harrier attacked, killing 8,740,618 hostile staff.
[range] 8,385,946 allied Sniper attacked, killing 3,725,418 hostile staff.
[range] 1,300,000 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 36,118 hostile staff.
[range] 3,500,000 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 18,353 hostile staff.
[range] 2,087,450 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 29,744 hostile staff.
[range] 1,729,817 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 4,124,336 allied staff.
[range] 7,977,379 allied Humvee attacked, killing 30,780 hostile staff.
[range] 3,664,079 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 20,560 hostile staff.
[range] 3,259,748 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 53,394 hostile staff.
[range] 657 allied Officer attacked, killing 5 hostile staff.

Died: 4,124,336 [62,815,250,500] friendlies dead. 16,046,074 [1,163,019,473,000] enemies dead.

You gained 162,342 effectiveness.
You gained 7.64 fame.
You lost 7.20 honour.
You earned 20,316,693,915 bounty.

 

[Benneh]

Battle Report - Defending Knock Knock. Here comes the cock. [349] [range] 4,250,030 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,360,027 hostile staff.
[range] 21,816,657 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 42,893,945 allied staff.
[range] 1,976,049 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 52,883 allied staff.

Died: 1,360,027 [£14,317,917,200] enemies dead. 42,946,828 [£392,243,379,800] friendlies dead.

Battle Report - Defending Knock Knock. Here comes the cock. [349] [middle] 6,976,958 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,288,078 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,310,211 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,046,472 allied staff.
[middle] 2,409,071 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 5,187,938 allied staff.
[middle] 3,737,380 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 27,604,951 allied staff.
[middle] 3,704,143 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 2,634,673 allied staff.
[middle] 5,378,454 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 1,084,396 allied staff.

Distracted: 27,604,951 [£351,472,155,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 5,187,938 [£18,326,746,800] friendlies disabled.
Died: 2,288,078 [£33,013,144,100] enemies dead. 4,681,145 [£173,856,476,800] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 1,084,396 [£38,738,725,000] friendlies bribed.

Battle Report - Defending Knock Knock. Here comes the cock. [349] [range] 12,730,417 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,209,200 hostile staff.
[range] 4,484,330 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,938,900 allied staff.
[range] 2,429,802 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 4,568,140 allied staff.
[range] 3,776,425 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 29,331,970 allied staff.
[range] 3,838,790 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,732,554 allied staff.
[range] 24,884 allied Sniper attacked, killing 148,194 hostile staff.
[range] 5,634,719 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 3,040,295 allied staff.
[range] 334,049 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,758,523 hostile staff.
[range] 1,436,224 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 672,937 allied staff.
[range] 1,534,555 allied Humvee attacked, killing 719,383 hostile staff.
[range] 133,465 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 28,119 allied staff.

Distracted: 29,331,970 [£347,989,597,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 4,568,140 [£20,001,130,800] friendlies disabled.
Died: 6,835,300 [£82,323,484,300] enemies dead. 6,372,510 [£264,705,197,400] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 3,040,295 [£154,577,886,000] friendlies bribed.

Battle Report - Defending Knock Knock. Here comes the cock. [349] [middle] 20,205,259 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 5,597,181 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,311,551 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 495,903 allied staff.
[middle] 2,539,378 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 4,268,851 allied staff.
[middle] 3,003,561 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 32,182,372 allied staff.
[middle] 4,532,894 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 6,473,973 allied staff.
[middle] 4,183,511 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,814,925 allied staff.
[middle] 3,206,939 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 1,774,086 allied staff.
[middle] 513,834 allied Sniper attacked, killing 2,462,397 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,935,592 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 3,588,017 allied staff.
[middle] 1,768,916 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,079,113 hostile staff.
[middle] 581,811 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 310,375 allied staff.
[middle] 2,750,392 allied Humvee attacked, killing 977,140 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,433 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 2,061 allied staff.

Distracted: 32,182,372 [£289,813,566,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 4,268,851 [£22,900,133,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,115,831 [£176,436,646,600] enemies dead. 12,871,323 [£396,373,308,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 3,588,017 [£180,899,070,000] friendlies bribed.


Battle Report - Defending Knock Knock. Here comes the cock. [349] [range] 26,343,654 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,404,793 hostile staff.
[range] 1,474,863 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 669,601 allied staff.
[range] 2,677,003 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 6,610,151 allied staff.
[range] 3,194,880 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 39,314,506 allied staff.
[range] 5,523,511 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 31,360,731 allied staff.
[range] 4,624,763 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 19,117,922 allied staff.
[range] 3,755,561 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 11,672,120 allied staff.
[range] 903,691 allied Sniper attacked, killing 5,375,177 hostile staff.
[range] 6,769,288 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 37,054,020 allied staff.
[range] 3,230,832 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 14,858,400 hostile staff.
[range] 677,287 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,136,579 allied staff.
[range] 3,540,996 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,543,245 hostile staff.
[range] 35,849 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 8,616 allied staff.

Distracted: 39,314,506 [£328,349,701,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 6,610,151 [£20,937,240,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 30,181,615 [£253,874,351,600] enemies dead. 63,965,569 [£476,693,602,400] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 37,054,020 [£169,547,358,000] friendlies bribed.

Raped by MOM, SW & GG, Meanies