r 54 BRs

[Kingdroid]

Battle Report - Defending against coffeeshop
[close] 10,875,796 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 10,096,217 hostile staff.
[close] 15,000,000 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 12,748,916 hostile staff.
[r/m] 6,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,360,727 hostile staff.
[range] 973,686 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 777,580 allied staff.
[close] 5,107,989 allied Yob attacked, disabling 52,695 hostile staff.
[close] 5,983,942 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,035,729 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,937,400 allied Automoton attacked, killing 5,696,026 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,934,417 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 15,985,155 hostile staff.
[range] 7,502,731 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 24,885,973 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,390,725 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 6,431,085 hostile staff.
[raised] 498,191 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 1,127 allied Private attacked, killing 504 hostile staff.

Distracted: 10,096,217 [£22,759,910,400] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 6,449,151 [£98,849,464,000] enemies disabled. 777,580 [£6,239,082,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 40,861,686 [£220,285,713,600] enemies dead. 24,885,973 [£107,582,241,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 498,191 [£20,924,022,000] enemies converted.

You gained 88,682 effectiveness.
You gained 8.19 fame.
You gained 8.55 honour.
You will soon be receiving £1,133,695,600 insurance.

 

[Asmodeous]

defending against a 5 on 1 coffeeshop attack

[close] 9,943,215 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 8,086,308 hostile staff.
[all] 3,663,614 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 9,749,807 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,500,000 allied Witch attacked, killing 2,023,071 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,516,515 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,000,000 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 9,361,775 hostile staff.
[middle] 769,374 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 1,013,090 allied staff.
[close] 8,432,077 allied Yob attacked, disabling 11,012,536 hostile staff.
[range] 1,903,937 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 3,958,942 allied staff.
[middle] 1,734,830 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,518,448 allied staff.
[range] 1,976,777 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 2,246,431 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,535,411 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 3,292,119 hostile staff.
[middle] 184,450 hostile Officer attacked, killing 117,462 allied staff.
[close] 79,454 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 251 land. [110] tree. [133] bush. [3] flower. [5] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 8,086,308 [£30,856,036,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 22,278,858 [£105,596,499,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 14,676,965 [£115,461,397,600] enemies dead. 10,854,373 [£161,451,092,200] friendlies dead.

You gained 191,532 effectiveness.
You gained 29.92 fame.
You gained 42.07 honour.
You will soon be receiving £24,439,321,000 insurance.

 

[Kingdroid]

Defending against coffeeshop
[all] 50,985 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 10,465 hostile staff.
[close] 7,620,539 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 840 hostile staff.
[close] 118,820 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 12,458 allied staff.
[close] 2,996,098 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 835,833 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,571,024 allied Witch attacked, killing 62,534 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,455,401 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 898,981 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,727,747 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 8,247,009 hostile staff.
[range] 2,135,986 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,447,522 allied staff.
[middle] 4,569,921 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,403,699 allied staff.
[r/m] 443,402 allied Automoton attacked, killing 1,301,141 hostile staff.
[r/m] 568,497 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 1,959,586 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,153,776 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 5,535,812 hostile staff.
[raised] 34,619 new nanobots were assimilated.
[r/m] 3,261,658 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,460,801 hostile staff.
[r/m] 42,587 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 61,586 hostile staff.
[middle] 73,458 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 5,437 hostile staff.

Distracted: 840 [£1,979,200] enemies distracted. 12,458 [£129,312,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 898,981 [£20,246,099,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 21,480,204 [£203,896,505,400] enemies dead. 8,851,221 [£188,375,518,500] friendlies dead.
Converted: 34,619 [£1,453,998,000] enemies converted.

You gained 78,061 effectiveness.
You gained 4.89 fame.
You gained 11.70 honour.
You will soon be receiving £7,063,612,800 insurance.


[all] 57,964 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 21,451 hostile staff.
[close] 7,984,455 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 822,700 hostile staff.
[close] 11,911,701 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 1,050,350 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,841,650 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,784,021 hostile staff.
[close] 4,970,214 hostile Witch attacked, killing 7,407,939 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,507,862 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,138,389 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,200,361 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 8,549,148 hostile staff.
[range] 4,823,531 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 25,665,066 allied staff.
[close] 4,217,501 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 421,197 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,004,234 allied Automoton attacked, killing 3,107,806 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,245,228 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 5,625,978 hostile staff.
[m/c] 4,929,128 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 2,790,477 hostile staff.
[raised] 744,529 new nanobots were assimilated.
[all] 4,454,497 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 10,843,371 hostile staff.
[close] 19,307 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 7,122 hostile staff.
[range] 98,092 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 460,462 hostile staff.
[m/c] 154,638 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 55,154 hostile staff.

Distracted: 822,700 [£1,897,237,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,559,586 [£36,729,749,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 34,295,340 [£287,817,648,400] enemies dead. 33,073,005 [£260,537,480,200] friendlies dead.
Converted: 744,529 [£31,270,218,000] enemies converted.

You gained 115,541 effectiveness.
You gained 5.81 fame.
You gained 14.14 honour.
You will soon be receiving £6,425,070,800 insurance.

[r/m] 61,856 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 41,785 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,000,000 allied Witch attacked, killing 459,936 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,677,977 hostile Witch attacked, killing 14,607,343 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,840,394 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,439,410 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,443,413 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 9,487,490 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,495,605 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 21,103,098 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,503,380 allied Automoton attacked, killing 5,077,112 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,197,286 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 9,328,132 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,664,585 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 23,080,175 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,432,643 new nanobots were assimilated.
[r/m] 5,685,019 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,715,171 hostile staff.
[r/m] 178,314 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 348,325 hostile staff.
[middle] 264,928 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 77,103 hostile staff.

Disabled: 1,439,410 [£13,468,581,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 56,615,229 [£356,806,201,200] enemies dead. 35,710,441 [£224,059,760,600] friendlies dead.
Converted: 1,432,643 [£60,171,006,000] enemies converted.

You gained 212,058 effectiveness.
You gained 7.37 fame.
You gained 12.64 honour.
You will soon be receiving £3,350,242,000 insurance.

 

[Kingdroid]

[range] 2,500,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,030,466 hostile staff.
[range] 1,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 726,061 hostile staff.
[range] 800,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 4,732,063 hostile staff.
[range] 2,610,230 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 6,953,162 allied staff.
[range] 536,765 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,797,664 hostile staff.
[range] 1,459,729 allied Automoton attacked, killing 4,572,477 hostile staff.
[range] 2,763,769 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 11,460,117 hostile staff.
[range] 3,056,146 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 4,625,800 hostile staff.
[range] 2,089,417 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 5,448,896 allied staff.
[range] 107,091 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 245,202 hostile staff.
[range] 2,667,686 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 944,346 hostile staff.
[range] 716,445 allied Officer attacked, killing 546,982 hostile staff.
[range] 103,508 hostile Officer attacked, killing 91,949 allied staff.

Disabled: 726,061 [£11,484,009,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 30,955,117 [£389,935,409,500] enemies dead. 12,494,007 [£94,116,647,800] friendlies dead.

 

[Leeroy]

Defending against coffee shop

Died: 14,108,917 [£366,831,842,000] enemies dead. 166,368 [£3,779,320,000] friendlies dead

Oh I may of had SAS help

 

[rooney]

Defending against ... well you can probably guess by the theme of this thread

Battle Report - Defending xxxxxx] [close] 436,625 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 452,567 hostile staff.
[close] 5,592,012 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 5,238,251 hostile staff.
[close] 11,131 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 11,549 allied staff.
[close] 870 hostile Serf attacked, killing 939 allied staff.
[close] 3,561,743 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 21,892,868 hostile staff.
[all] 2,328,677 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 26,646,457 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,112,097 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1,317,193 allied staff.
[close] 8,018,784 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 207,243 hostile staff.
[close] 1,840,203 hostile Witch attacked, killing 1,615,971 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,920,410 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,178,097 hostile staff.
[all] 4,028,235 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,074,573 hostile staff.
[r/m] 713,064 allied Sniper attacked, killing 4,087,684 hostile staff.
[all] 749,358 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 952,397 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,147,442 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,423,658 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,135,190 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 80,642 hostile staff.
[close] 1,097,646 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 604,922 hostile staff.
[close] 316,512 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 135,027 hostile staff.
[close] 59,369 allied Private attacked, killing 15,416 hostile staff.
[close] 13,695 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 40,381 allied staff.
[close] 194,220 allied Officer attacked, killing 55,154 hostile staff.

Distracted: 36,571,488 [£229,117,281,200] enemies distracted. 11,549 [£41,492,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 26,070,965 [£98,065,351,100] enemies disabled.
Died: 6,402,503 [£111,040,904,700] enemies dead. 2,974,484 [£61,782,261,100] friendlies dead.

You gained 11,870 effectiveness.
You gained 1.27 fame.
You gained 1.99 honour.
You will soon be receiving £251,892,000 insurance.

Tue 23rd Nov, year 1. Early hours 1 Ticks Ago Defending xxxxxx] Battle Report - Defending xxxxxx] [r/m] 2,465,926 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 35,118,880 hostile staff.
[range] 1,671,982 hostile Biker attacked, killing 2,288,979 allied staff.
[middle] 111,071 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 201,473 allied staff.
[middle] 2,528,972 hostile Witch attacked, killing 2,953,844 allied staff.
[r/m] 6,213,473 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,905,555 hostile staff.
[r/m] 4,110,144 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,931,154 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,209,168 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,674,027 allied staff.
[r/m] 793,439 allied Sniper attacked, killing 6,008,756 hostile staff.
[r/m] 819,384 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,635,208 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,825,182 allied Ninja attacked, killing 8,955,305 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,304,147 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 6,314,386 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,168,063 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 5,707,916 hostile staff.
[r/m] 199,964 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 2,538,091 hostile staff.
[middle] 34,629 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 104,414 allied staff.
[r/m] 222,066 allied Officer attacked, killing 208,854 hostile staff.

Stunned: 201,473 [£6,582,981,200] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 42,685,242 [£197,396,749,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 4,905,555 [£42,492,594,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 29,733,308 [£174,462,496,300] enemies dead. 18,021,264 [£159,316,856,600] friendlies dead.

You gained 16,757 effectiveness.
You gained 0.67 fame.
You gained 1.95 honour.
You will soon be receiving £976,674,000 insurance.

Tue 23rd Nov, year 1. Midnight 2 Ticks Ago Defending xxxxxx] Battle Report - Defending xxxxx] [range] 2,500,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 25,895,490 hostile staff.
[range] 229,539 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 417,208 allied staff.
[range] 6,541,656 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,090,472 hostile staff.
[range] 4,200,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,923,215 hostile staff.
[range] 3,449,457 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 13,692,858 allied staff.
[range] 936,438 allied Sniper attacked, killing 6,988,334 hostile staff.
[range] 962,953 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 3,212,825 hostile staff.
[range] 4,461,681 allied Ninja attacked, killing 15,376,941 hostile staff.
[range] 1,629,123 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 9,934,633 hostile staff.
[range] 1,292,091 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,899,017 hostile staff.
[range] 254,624 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 3,391,831 hostile staff.
[range] 273,755 allied Officer attacked, killing 403,420 hostile staff.

Stunned: 417,208 [£13,649,122,300] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 34,031,530 [£191,181,172,300] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 5,090,472 [£64,549,383,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 44,994,176 [£232,387,034,800] enemies dead. 13,692,858 [£49,449,580,200] friendlies dead.

You gained 12,183 effectiveness.
You gained 0.20 fame.
You gained 0.54 honour.
You will soon be receiving £622,434,000 insurance.


of course there was 7 more of them after that so lots of lost land, but a damn good fight for the 3 ticks that we defended

 

[alwaysnumb]

is noone else attacking except coofee shop or what?

 

[rooney]

is noone else attacking except coofee shop or what?

Not in 11 man waves

 

[Kingdroid]

^

biggest Brs are going to be coffeeshop since theyre the biggest. and they're running trains as well.

 

[Atlantis]

Is this game really so bad now that someone ranked in the 20's has to attack someone ranked in the 230's??

 

[jamesNchina]

trying to defend the last man on a 4 man train - 3 of which rank 10 or higher on rank 5 not full Scallywags ROFL
[close] 1,678,073 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 1,743,692 hostile staff.
[close] 1,576,415 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,643,882 allied staff.
[close] 9,000,000 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 3,308,693 allied staff.
[close] 585,843 allied Yob attacked, disabling 1,151,003 hostile staff.
[close] 5,464,100 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 22,646,389 hostile staff.
[close] 220,478 allied Stunbot attacked, disabling 3,188,695 hostile staff.
[close] 417,513 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 314 land. [112] tree. [184] bush. [2] flower. [16] grass. [0] uncultivated.
[close] 125,269 hostile Stealth Thief stole 1 land. [0] tree. [1] bush. [0] flower. [0] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 1,743,692 [£4,898,811,800] enemies distracted. 1,643,882 [£4,833,039,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 26,986,087 [£76,578,294,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 3,308,693 [£26,982,782,800] friendlies dead.

 

[tobapopalos]

Is this game really so bad now that someone ranked in the 20's has to attack someone ranked in the 230's??

This is nothing new.

 

[Brainless]

is noone else attacking except coofee shop or what?

We are, however the coffee shop train came into station so may just well ease my attacks up for a tick or two

 

[Duckslayer]

Pretty sure that was an all stations train!

Soo so much pain

 

[Duckslayer]

Defending against the name we do not speak.

No train, but most are too high to hit me.

[range] 3,798,546 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 11,762,891 allied staff.
[range] 1,721,027 allied Harrier attacked, killing 4,559,522 hostile staff.
[range] 2,398,042 allied Ranger attacked, killing 9,306,747 hostile staff.
[range] 555,281 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 7,676,165 hostile staff.
[range] 1,517,677 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,130,895 hostile staff.

Died: 23,673,329 [£158,681,523,600] enemies dead. 11,762,891 [£49,182,651,400] friendlies dead.

You gained 230,023 effectiveness.
You gained 61.73 fame.
You gained 43.11 honour.
You will soon be receiving £4,865,329,280 insurance.

[middle] 1,419,545 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,134,464 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,672,374 hostile Biker attacked, killing 3,154,377 allied staff.
[middle] 2,212,643 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 619,516 allied staff.
[middle] 1,693,536 allied Harrier attacked, killing 4,231,712 hostile staff.
[middle] 592,386 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 3,233,475 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,444,979 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 11,732,604 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,359,886 allied Ranger attacked, killing 2,392,800 hostile staff.
[middle] 489,445 allied Automoton attacked, killing 1,575,150 hostile staff.
[middle] 941,185 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 10,905,571 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,487,572 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 165,152 hostile staff.
[middle] 480,452 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 288,162 hostile staff.

Died: 35,659,090 [£231,796,236,800] enemies dead. 3,773,893 [£30,035,668,000]

You gained 85,547 effectiveness.
You gained 3.72 fame.
You gained 11.24 honour.
You will soon be receiving £1,480,399,400 insurance

 

[jamesNchina]

Me defending against a 5 man Mindless Choo Choo pew pew

[middle] 2,416,988 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 694,372 allied staff.
[middle] 1,459 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 3,116 allied staff.
[range] 378,742 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 817,273 allied staff.
[range] 61,543 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 696,016 allied staff.
[range] 425,777 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,702,488 allied staff.
[middle] 1,929,576 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,951,021 allied staff.
[range] 4,994,947 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 4,663,744 allied staff.
[middle] 1,500,000 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 708,927 allied staff.
[range] 4,995,481 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 2,306,266 allied staff.
[middle] 2,000,356 hostile Witch attacked, killing 916,638 allied staff.
[middle] 2,308 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 761 allied staff.
[range] 292,367 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 93,554 allied staff.
[range] 710,215 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 996,668 allied staff.
[range] 20,276 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 9,422 allied staff.
[middle] 3,000,668 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 453,360 allied staff.
[middle] 2,000,380 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,915,172 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,513,630 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,814,727 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,843,833 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,897,982 allied staff.
[range] 8,505 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,916 allied staff.
[middle] 723,394 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 179,965 allied staff.
[middle] 2,918,272 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 196,883 allied staff.
[middle] 871,128 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 3,882,513 hostile staff.
[raised] 170,372 new nanobots were assimilated.

Distracted: 707,354 [£2,652,098,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 914,704 [£7,984,721,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 14,697,240 [£91,910,122,400] enemies dead. 19,583,486 [£342,874,107,700] friendlies dead.
Converted: 170,372 [£7,155,624,000] enemies converted.

You gained 188,481 effectiveness.
You gained 8.09 fame.
You gained 41.35 honour.
You will soon be receiving £64,387,773,540 insurance.

next tick had some help from someone foolish enough to send harriers oops didn't fire and oops no land for you boys

range] 2,520,377 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,003,515 allied staff.
[close] 2,353,125 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,559,948 allied staff.
[close] 10,449,522 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 11,789,455 hostile staff.
[close] 10,357,512 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 10,839,212 allied staff.
[close] 1,757,416 hostile Serf attacked, killing 1,199,216 allied staff.
[close] 1,253 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 2,690 allied staff.
[middle] 377,622 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 810,126 allied staff.
[middle] 61,335 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 607,147 allied staff.
[middle] 410,226 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,309,481 allied staff.
[close] 1,866,808 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,828,766 allied staff.
[middle] 4,898,121 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,333,652 allied staff.
[close] 1,432,441 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 484,435 allied staff.
[middle] 4,864,318 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,508,025 allied staff.
[close] 787 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 5,201 allied staff.
[close] 1,943,672 hostile Witch attacked, killing 612,190 allied staff.
[middle] 290,809 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 63,302 allied staff.
[middle] 689,576 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 212,796 allied staff.
[middle] 20,239 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 6,289 allied staff.
[close] 2,876,135 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,247,785 allied staff.
[range] 1,149,783 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 471,324 allied staff.
[close] 2,837,727 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,242,469 allied staff.
[close] 1,518,751 allied Yob attacked, disabling 3,046,486 hostile staff.
[close] 1,395,748 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 919,949 allied staff.
[close] 16,517,205 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 12,360,324 hostile staff.
[close] 66,454 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 14,627 allied staff.
[middle] 8,505 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,102 allied staff.
[close] 4,464,882 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 4,466,204 allied staff.
[range] 1,229,869 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 77,749 allied staff.
[close] 186,151 allied Stunbot attacked, disabling 1 hostile staff.
[close] 2,766 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 4,128 allied staff.

Distracted: 11,789,455 [£33,480,801,400] enemies distracted. 11,459,951 [£33,410,017,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 15,406,811 [£82,340,317,900] enemies disabled. 1,810,694 [£10,822,536,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 23,557,555 [£243,695,038,800] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,128 [£34,724,000] friendlies bribed.

You gained 37,480 effectiveness.
You gained 1.93 fame.
You gained 29.81 honour.
You will soon be receiving £12,393,464,000 insurance.

last tick with the help of a PoM --oops still no land

middle] 2,520,377 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 587,724 allied staff.
[close] 2,648 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,867 allied staff.
[close] 203,740 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 206,990 hostile staff.
[close] 376,640 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 682,582 allied staff.
[m/c] 3,778,215 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 42,080,053 hostile staff.
[close] 61,335 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 902 allied staff.
[close] 209,784 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 342 allied staff.
[close] 3,555,831 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,945,304 allied staff.
[close] 3,375,415 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 955,808 allied staff.
[close] 1,520,199 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 4,939,274 hostile staff.
[m/c] 415,407 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 212,248 hostile staff.
[close] 16,605 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,783 allied staff.
[middle] 909,693 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 221,089 allied staff.
[close] 154,110 allied Yob attacked, disabling 21,104 hostile staff.
[close] 1,698,732 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 115,455 allied staff.
[close] 14,073,432 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 2,632,146 hostile staff.
[close] 406,666 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 48,961 allied staff.
[close] 1,710 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 506 allied staff.
[middle] 1,167,200 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 50,722 allied staff.
[middle] 1 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 13 hostile staff.
[close] 72,236 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 74,455 allied staff.

Distracted: 47,438,565 [£338,960,849,700] enemies distracted. 9,552 [£116,610,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 2,653,250 [£81,873,602,000] enemies disabled. 846,998 [£16,613,353,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 13 [£28,600] enemies dead. 3,761,495 [£48,980,089,300] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 74,455 [£1,108,985,000] friendlies bribed.

You gained 33,522 effectiveness.
You gained 7.55 fame.
You gained 8.73 honour.
You will soon be receiving £5,033,393,260 insurance.

 

[jamesNchina]

The counter of above train by two members on the guy who likes your mum.
Oh my lost a few acres

[middle] 300,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 82,052 allied staff.
[middle] 630,000 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 10,028,632 allied staff.
[close] 1,299,209 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 814,128 allied staff.
[close] 7,459,595 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 7,268,799 allied staff.
[close] 2,248,050 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 2,194,485 hostile staff.
[m/c] 410 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,142 allied staff.
[close] 3,858,331 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 7,091,895 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,070,035 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 8,462,338 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,257,978 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 7,271,681 allied staff.
[close] 1,619,140 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 8,291,416 allied staff.
[middle] 468 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 175 allied staff.
[m/c] 4,041,800 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,591,976 allied staff.
[middle] 2,273,094 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,488,258 hostile staff.
[middle] 326,112 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 1,081,987 allied staff.
[close] 1,473,030 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 2,914,447 allied staff.
[close] 1,957,230 allied Yob attacked, disabling 807,634 hostile staff.
[close] 2,438,368 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 8,238,115 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,379,105 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,341,927 allied staff.
[middle] 32,547 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 31,720 hostile staff.
[close] 251,414 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 560,089 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,356,970 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 245,504 allied staff.
[m/c] 684,175 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 6,121,872 allied staff.
[m/c] 264,717 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 204,013 allied staff.
[close] 604,047 allied Thief stole 558 land. [186] tree. [315] bush. [27] flower. [30] grass. [0] uncultivated.

 

[Kingdroid]

[range] 8,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,768,348 hostile staff.
[range] 500,000 allied F-117 attacked, killing 8,610,053 hostile staff.
[range] 10,982,060 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 54,488,741 hostile staff.
[range] 6,427,971 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 30,217,946 allied staff.
[range] 5,567,312 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 6,221,760 allied staff.
[range] 4,200,353 allied Harrier attacked, killing 8,274,574 hostile staff.
[range] 1 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 4 hostile staff.
[range] 1,624,615 allied Sniper attacked, killing 9,684,684 hostile staff.
[range] 3,732,332 allied Ranger attacked, killing 4,706,535 hostile staff.
[range] 647,000 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 1,795,703 allied staff.
[range] 1,159 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 7,924 hostile staff.
[range] 2,746,684 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,515,971 hostile staff.
[range] 1,038 allied Officer attacked, killing 1,768 hostile staff.

Died: 90,058,602 [£1,103,823,401,400] enemies dead. 38,235,409 [£400,042,225,400] friendlies dead.

You gained 853,785 effectiveness.
You gained 26.59 fame.
You gained 26.16 honour.

 

[timtadams]

MINDLESS MILITIA

Battle Report - Defending me
[range] 13,000,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 19,627,444 hostile staff.
[range] 1,606,639 hostile Striker attacked, killing 377,452 allied staff.
[range] 10,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,238,829 hostile staff.
[range] 369,501 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 5,103,322 allied staff.
[range] 2,902,859 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,310,448 allied staff.

Disabled: 20,866,273 [£182,582,513,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 6,791,222 [£19,114,245,600] friendlies dead.

You gained 55,030 effectiveness.
You gained 12.57 fame.
You gained 7.58 honour.

[middle] 12,858,716 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 19,622,203 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,604,072 hostile Striker attacked, killing 7,715 allied staff.
[middle] 9,875,830 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,160,941 hostile staff.
[middle] 367,503 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 4,694,625 allied staff.
[middle] 2,931,132 hostile Marine attacked, killing 801,859 allied staff.

Disabled: 20,783,144 [£175,095,655,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 5,504,199 [£18,661,481,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 52,816 effectiveness.
You gained 12.11 fame.
You gained 7.62 honour.

WHAT R U DOIN?

[close] 13,986 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,453 allied staff.
[close] 14,999,765 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 19,650,934 hostile staff.
[close] 1,600,014 hostile Striker attacked, killing 200 allied staff.
[close] 10,153,094 allied Yob attacked, disabling 71,843 hostile staff.
[close] 3,394,346 hostile Marine attacked, killing 822,631 allied staff.

Distracted: 1,453 [£15,788,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 19,722,777 [£76,982,387,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 822,831 [£9,326,160,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 23,365 effectiveness.
You gained 4.11 fame.
You gained 18.17 honour.

[range] 14,786,722 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 9,513,726 hostile staff.
[range] 9,575,175 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,757,628 hostile staff.
[range] 742,954 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 214 allied staff.

Disabled: 11,271,354 [£205,253,056,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 214 [£53,200] friendlies dead.

You gained 7,389 effectiveness.
You gained 0.38 fame.
You gained 1.01 honour.
You will soon be receiving £10,640 insurance.

PLS

[r/m] 14,786,722 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 17,129,954 hostile staff.
[range] 1,279,137 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,700,200 allied staff.
[r/m] 9,575,175 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,388,093 hostile staff.
[range] 1,335,153 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 278,703 allied staff.
[middle] 526,599 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 333,936 allied staff.
[range] 699,924 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 1,011,774 allied staff.
[range] 2,276,430 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 420,705 allied staff.
[middle] 334,512 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 166,876 allied staff.

Disabled: 20,518,047 [£237,193,516,000] enemies disabled. 278,703 [£3,182,167,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 4,633,491 [£26,938,431,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 71,811 effectiveness.
You gained 16.70 fame.
You gained 20.55 honour.

[range] 1,461,245 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 315,802 allied staff.
[close] 2,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 197,942 allied staff.
[all] 15,202,996 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 23,165,302 hostile staff.
[r/m] 8,979,063 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,638,901 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,566,925 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 299,974 allied staff.
[close] 899,731 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 549,894 allied staff.
[range] 1,778,793 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 897,672 allied staff.
[close] 7,549,559 allied Yob attacked, disabling 549,441 hostile staff.
[middle] 935,579 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 1,197,547 allied staff.
[middle] 2,544,511 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 393,787 allied staff.
[range] 823,951 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,266,072 allied staff.
[close] 882,007 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 390,088 allied staff.

Distracted: 197,942 [£2,289,478,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 28,353,644 [£254,860,481,000] enemies disabled. 299,974 [£3,598,916,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 5,010,862 [£57,018,621,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 80,792 effectiveness.
You gained 11.25 fame.
You gained 20.61 honour.

MM...

[middle] 1,461,245 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 304,659 allied staff.
[m/c] 13,938,419 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 18,837,881 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,040,280 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,161,583 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,594,847 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 703,797 allied staff.
[close] 5,424,970 allied Yob attacked, disabling 152,571 hostile staff.
[close] 1,349,872 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 1,098,053 allied staff.
[close] 2,881,669 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 349,960 allied staff.
[middle] 674,189 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 408,914 allied staff.

Disabled: 23,152,035 [£251,879,263,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 2,865,383 [£41,450,010,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 77,847 effectiveness.
You gained 13.54 fame.
You gained 20.67 honour.

STAHP

[close] 1,461,245 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 299,324 allied staff.
[close] 12,495,543 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 12,000,654 hostile staff.
[close] 1,885,443 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 788,132 allied staff.
[close] 4,455,018 allied Yob attacked, disabling 18,493 hostile staff.
[close] 771,479 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 230,523 allied staff.
[close] 943,191 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 611,927 allied staff.

Disabled: 12,019,147 [£81,938,907,000] enemies disabled. 230,523 [£2,709,145,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 1,699,383 [£24,769,912,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 26,812 effectiveness.
You gained 3.33 fame.
You gained 19.25 honour.

 

[Leeroy]

Attack oonies alliance.

[range] 5,700,000 allied Biker attacked, killing 43,182 hostile staff.
[range] 4,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 23,741,515 hostile staff.
[range] 1,500,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,568,020 hostile staff.
[range] 12,162,367 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 26,028,096 allied staff.
[range] 16,337,106 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 61,567,441 hostile staff.
[range] 538,823 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,692,223 allied staff.
[range] 186,129 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 219,117 allied staff.

Disabled: 1,568,020 [£45,455,207,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 27,939,436 [£252,953,883,200] friendlies dead. 85,352,138 [£924,831,934,200] enemies dead.

You gained 1,351,601 effectiveness.
You gained 57.22 fame.
You gained 40.39 honour.
You earned £38,666,691,840 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £44,892,114,000 insurance.