Round 52 Brs

[Dax]

It's a score drop. No insurance/injuries.

 

[Hippie]

Defending against another Eff. member.

I looked, and there before me was a huge feckin dragon! Its rider was named Asmo, and Discworld was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of Bushtarion to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.


range] 5,000,597 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 588,546 hostile staff.
[range] 15,629,870 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 22,982,898 hostile staff.
[range] 24,209 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 244,305 allied staff.
[range] 25,109 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 4,014 hostile staff.
[range] 2,680,490 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 4,978,074 allied staff.
[range] 1,968,980 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 2,057,569 hostile staff.
[range] 142,976 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 49,801 hostile staff.
[range] 4,054,902 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,207,098 hostile staff.
[range] 31,199 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 23,430 allied staff.
[range] 15,822,324 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 3,176,903 hostile staff.
[range] 1,973,852 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 25,835 hostile staff.
[range] 4,785,383 allied Sniper attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.

Stunned: 2,057,569 [£112,953,049,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 24,189,996 [£1,109,937,293,600] enemies distracted. 267,735 [£1,652,946,400] friendlies distracted.
Died: 3,845,100 [£144,854,683,700] enemies dead. 4,978,074 [£57,965,680,200] friendlies dead.

You gained 213,023 effectiveness.
You gained 26.76 fame.
You gained 18.98 honour.

[middle] 4,764,934 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 547,137 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,599,894 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 22,147,245 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,517 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 25,713 allied staff.
[middle] 22,968 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 4,089 hostile staff.
[middle] 922,561 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,533,501 allied staff.
[middle] 1,959,252 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 978,471 hostile staff.
[middle] 965,985 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,159,881 hostile staff.
[middle] 141,073 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 53,231 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,053,591 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 278,413 hostile staff.

Stunned: 978,471 [£53,501,315,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 22,425,658 [£1,035,543,079,200] enemies distracted. 25,713 [£108,918,800] friendlies distracted.
Died: 1,764,338 [£74,394,214,400] enemies dead. 1,533,501 [£19,553,019,900] friendlies dead.

You gained 92,017 effectiveness.
You gained 17.97 fame.
You gained 11.59 honour.


[close] 4,152,432 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 2,149,089 hostile staff.
[close] 250,035 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 51,248 allied staff.
[close] 1,289 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 534 allied staff.
[close] 5,005,195 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 8,756,859 hostile staff.
[close] 2,517 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,614 allied staff.
[close] 22,261 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 4,269 hostile staff.
[close] 161,491 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 48,081 hostile staff.
[close] 7,999,379 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 7,443,131 hostile staff.
[close] 3,013,279 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,948,535 allied staff.
[close] 4,669,247 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,012,784 hostile staff.
[close] 443,600 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 225,864 allied staff.
[close] 5,675,495 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 96,994 hostile staff.
[close] 936,301 allied Witch attacked, killing 634,724 hostile staff.
[close] 10,462 hostile Witch attacked, killing 30,714 allied staff.
[close] 1,035,069 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 215,700 hostile staff.
[close] 1,669 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 874 allied staff.
[close] 15,505,984 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,063,035 hostile staff.
[close] 4,282,310 allied Yob attacked, disabling 992 hostile staff.

Distracted: 11,218,642 [£467,656,759,700] enemies distracted. 53,736 [£413,231,100] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 992 [£35,712,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 11,206,024 [£567,850,607,500] enemies dead. 2,205,647 [£91,466,575,500] friendlies dead.

You gained 208,135 effectiveness.
You gained 15.36 fame.
You gained 10.00 honour.

sorry Asmo, got caught up at work

good BR

 

[Dax]

Battle Report - Defending Aftermath
[close] 10,000,000 allied Extremist attacked, killing 6,352,289 hostile staff.
[close] 7,386,479 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 6,072,238 hostile staff.
[close] 14,000,000 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 137,464,419 hostile staff.
[close] 268,309 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 467,031 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 3,894 Gargantua.
[close] 14,454,860 hostile Striker attacked, killing 2,850,217 allied staff.
[close] 2,570,624 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 9,489,453 hostile staff.
[close] 8,918,772 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 37,934,111 hostile staff.
[close] 1,976,659 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,920,284 hostile staff.
[close] 24,000,000 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 39,829,183 hostile staff.
[close] 991,306 allied Witch attacked, killing 44,731 hostile staff.
[close] 7,204,397 allied Harrier attacked, killing 4,955,277 hostile staff.
[close] 32,646,226 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,282,459 hostile staff.
[close] 10,000,000 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 284,844 hostile staff.
[close] 7,877,635 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,191,472 hostile staff.
[close] 766,162 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 9,795 hostile staff.
[close] 2,026,239 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 92,672 hostile staff.
[close] 2,859,830 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 47,105,883 allied staff.
[close] 33 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1 hostile staff.
[close] 338,147 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 22,803 hostile staff.
[close] 1,971,098 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 301,553 hostile staff.
[close] 812,857 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 76,262 hostile staff.
[close] 342,263 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 87,711 hostile staff.

Distracted: 45,901,421 [£103,802,820,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 284,844 [£34,625,400,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 203,604,612 [£2,810,895,784,800] enemies dead. 49,956,100 [£721,592,373,400] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 87,711 [£10,780,125,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 3,894 [£3,894,000,000] enemies converted.

You gained 1,975,200 effectiveness.
You gained 24.44 fame.
You gained 22.25 honour.
You will soon be receiving £12,572,885,040 insurance.

TASTE EXTREMISTS.

 

[Timmiejj]

[close] 788,810 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 734,767 allied staff.
[close] 3,068,003 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 40,714,963 allied staff.
[close] 5,930,032 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,749,745 hostile staff.
[close] 3,066,802 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 4,798,851 allied staff.
[close] 3,469,335 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 5,040,748 hostile staff.
[close] 92,890 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,072 land. [681] tree. [1,136] bush. [133] flower. [122] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 734,767 [£1,625,562,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 45,513,814 [£107,000,336,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 7,790,493 [£76,130,108,000] enemies dead.

You stole 2,072 land. [681] tree. [1,136] bush. [133] flower. [122] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 108,755 effectiveness.
You gained 60.35 fame.
You gained 35.72 honour.
You earned £10,242,640,447 bounty.

Easy grab after wiping a ton of SGT on stargazer ^_^

 

[Chris_]

[close] 788,810 hostile hippy attacked, distracting 734,767 allied staff.
[close] 3,068,003 hostile sleeping gas trap attacked, disabling 40,714,963 allied staff.
[close] 5,930,032 allied iron golem attacked, killing 2,749,745 hostile staff.
[close] 3,066,802 hostile yob attacked, disabling 4,798,851 allied staff.
[close] 3,469,335 allied dragon breathed fire on and melted 5,040,748 hostile staff.
[close] 92,890 allied geo-phys thief stole 2,072 land. [681] tree. [1,136] bush. [133] flower. [122] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 734,767 [£1,625,562,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 45,513,814 [£107,000,336,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 7,790,493 [£76,130,108,000] enemies dead.

You stole 2,072 land. [681] tree. [1,136] bush. [133] flower. [122] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 108,755 effectiveness.
You gained 60.35 fame.
You gained 35.72 honour.
You earned £10,242,640,447 bounty.

Easy grab after wiping a ton of sgt on stargazer ^_^

you betta fear tha DARGUNS

 

[Stargazer]

Trying to not use SM this round but its proving exactly how i thought...pointless :/

 

[Garrett2]

well kudos for that at least.

 

[Stargazer]

The problem with being solo & not using SM is you need to mass the units that aren't the best in your route, eg. striker is the key unit but you're gonna need more apache then striker as solo..

Everything is backwards :/

 

[Dax]

The problem with being solo & not using SM is you need to mass the units that aren't the best in your route, eg. striker is the key unit but you're gonna need more apache then striker as solo..

Everything is backwards :/

Welcome to real soloing: Where your PNAPs should complement your route, your timezone, and reflect your mindset.

 

[Souls]

The problem with being solo & not using SM is you need to play your route as if you don't have 19 other people defending you

... Yes, thus why it's called solo.

 

[Yeadon]

The problem with being solo & not using SM is you need to play your route as if you don't have 19 other people defending you

... Yes, thus why it's called solo.

You sarcastic naughty person you...!

 

[Starwon]

Defending

[middle] 15,000,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 34,969,642 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,361,573 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 27,824,882 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,296,849 allied Striker attacked, killing 562,625 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,535,151 allied Witch attacked, killing 2,412,527 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,535,184 hostile staff.
[middle] 308,426 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 148,128 hostile staff.
[middle] 25,070,782 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 7,031,989 hostile staff.
[middle] 868,945 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 670,015 allied staff.
[middle] 4,014,430 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,649,276 hostile staff.
[middle] 259,861 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 479,345 allied staff.
[middle] 3,450,083 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,365,740 hostile staff.

Distracted: 27,973,010 [£160,721,590,600] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 36,504,826 [£208,022,380,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 14,022,157 [£783,255,687,000] enemies dead. 1,149,360 [£12,379,766,300] friendlies dead.

 

[Alpha]

Battle Report - Defending against Efficacy
[range] 9,923,401 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,464,286 hostile staff.
[range] 15,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 98,670,636 hostile staff.
[range] 10,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 18,878,495 hostile staff.
[range] 2,000,000 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,354,775 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 7,095,950 hostile staff.
[range] 29,000,001 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 14,342,426 hostile staff.
[range] 26,685 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 4,500 hostile staff.
[range] 188,932 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 560,327 allied staff.
[range] 16,898 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,734 hostile staff.
[range] 999,703 allied Ninja attacked, killing 88,183 hostile staff.
[range] 2,048,686 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 99,015 hostile staff.

Distracted: 1,734 [£52,020,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 142,998,266 [£1,845,947,980,000] enemies dead. 560,327 [£2,161,559,600] friendlies dead.

You gained 603,037 effectiveness.
You gained 2.27 fame.
You will soon be receiving £79,104,800 insurance.

 

[Alpha]

Battle Report - Defending against Efficacy
[range] 31,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 13,811,002 hostile staff.
[range] 40,540,856 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 617,053,567 hostile staff.
[range] 17,989,724 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 76,164,236 allied staff.
[range] 8,346,061 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,834,184 hostile staff.
[range] 7,476,180 hostile Biker attacked, killing 7,019,455 allied staff.
[range] 33,605,458 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 6,393,100 allied staff.
[range] 21,402,435 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 129,660,088 hostile staff.
[range] 7,262,582 allied Vampire attacked, killing 42,741,376 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,972,137 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 57,867,620 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 44,754,541 allied staff.
[range] 4,137,812 allied Assassin attacked, killing 5,029,229 hostile staff.
[range] 28,354,392 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 12,670,090 allied staff.
[range] 24,574,431 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,529,231 allied staff.
[range] 5,875,654 allied Harrier attacked, killing 14,659,844 hostile staff.
[range] 46,228,434 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 21,604,675 allied staff.
[range] 139,091 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 540,121 hostile staff.
[range] 7,211,172 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 8,597,174 hostile staff.
[range] 3,966,437 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,805,624 allied staff.
[range] 19,134,901 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 64,928,636 hostile staff.
[range] 13,651,098 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 56,519,102 hostile staff.
[range] 7,841 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 10,263 allied staff.
[range] 2,110,624 allied Sniper attacked, killing 15,820,534 hostile staff.
[range] 11,287,864 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 91,294,501 hostile staff.
[range] 415,865 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,505,764 hostile staff.
[range] 1,025,155 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 902,734 allied staff.
[range] 1,261,959 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 8,911,319 hostile staff.
[raised] 120,086 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 8,078,661 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 142,548,788 hostile staff.
[range] 2,452,758 allied Marine attacked, killing 6,336,144 hostile staff.
[range] 1,536,564 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,040,260 hostile staff.
[range] 75,987 allied Humvee attacked, killing 40,351 hostile staff.
[range] 452,496 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 6,827,976 hostile staff.
[range] 3,356,297 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 114,328,244 hostile staff.
[range] 41,857 allied Officer attacked, killing 71,516 hostile staff.

Distracted: 625,650,741 [£3,125,708,783,800] enemies distracted. 77,969,860 [£801,529,473,300] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 7,529,231 [£334,595,437,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 725,448,979 [£4,042,939,897,000] enemies dead. 93,354,858 [£3,520,501,636,100] friendlies dead.
Converted: 2,092,223 [£34,556,342,000] enemies converted.

You gained 578,153 effectiveness.
You gained 3.74 fame.
You gained 5.48 honour.
You will soon be receiving £28,229,384,100 insurance.



Battle Report - Defending against Efficacy
[middle] 19,651,095 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 7,805,755 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,310,801 allied Mummy attacked, killing 4,243,418 hostile staff.
[middle] 37,730,311 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 583,000,850 hostile staff.
[middle] 17,235,887 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 69,498,863 allied staff.
[middle] 7,369,157 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,514,743 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,985,159 hostile Biker attacked, killing 5,480,181 allied staff.
[middle] 24,154,994 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 3,453,656 allied staff.
[middle] 13,831,885 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 76,409,590 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,556,547 allied Vampire attacked, killing 23,832,835 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,118,292 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 46,811,755 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 27,108,790 allied staff.
[middle] 2,253,173 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,506,583 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,153,096 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 9,827,925 allied staff.
[middle] 4,208 hostile Witch attacked, killing 13,027 allied staff.
[middle] 23,469,554 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,242,660 allied staff.
[middle] 3,737,799 allied Harrier attacked, killing 7,726,245 hostile staff.
[middle] 34,734,846 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 14,642,194 allied staff.
[middle] 84,466 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 305,357 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,988,863 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 7,527,750 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,879,878 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,732,051 allied staff.
[middle] 12,837,405 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 37,358,023 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,471,095 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 27,065,400 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,450 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 5,921 allied staff.
[middle] 980,336 allied Sniper attacked, killing 6,053,077 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,984,171 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 74,276,667 hostile staff.
[middle] 185,935 allied Ninja attacked, killing 540,922 hostile staff.
[middle] 730,688 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 553,361 allied staff.
[middle] 912,194 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 5,691,245 hostile staff.
[raised] 84,305 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 7,339,529 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 129,568,181 hostile staff.
[middle] 12,593,608 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 63,524,558 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,389,685 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 2,009,801 allied Marine attacked, killing 3,773,516 hostile staff.
[middle] 978,862 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,942,000 hostile staff.
[middle] 59,394 allied Humvee attacked, killing 20,565 hostile staff.
[middle] 155,914 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 2,205,579 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,536,876 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 72,376,577 hostile staff.
[middle] 55,641 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 42,956 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,690 allied Officer attacked, killing 17,734 hostile staff.

Distracted: 590,528,600 [£3,042,828,139,400] enemies distracted. 71,230,914 [£711,534,090,100] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 7,242,660 [£328,169,941,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 549,801,526 [£3,563,423,590,200] enemies dead. 61,085,055 [£2,546,103,063,800] friendlies dead.
Converted: 5,592,282 [£204,367,067,000] enemies converted.

You gained 681,125 effectiveness.
You gained 5.20 fame.
You gained 6.67 honour.
You will soon be receiving £26,369,752,080 insurance.

 

[Dax]

Too bad you all ran like little girls from me, huh?

"And cries of 'scorequeens!' echoed across the vales."

 

[Alpha]

have to admit i was disappointed to not get a close tick br from that

but oh well.

 

[Spiky Spoon]

I'm sorry Dax. But you can't say ****! You could've sent in first tick like the rest of your ally but you didn't. So don't go throwing score queen around when you clearly aren't willing to throw your own troops in to help spread the damage on your alliance....

 

[Spiky Spoon]

Also worth pointing out that was 3 of us + some dogs vs what 13/14 of you? You can hardly say that's being a score queen staying for 2 ticks. We weren't going to land so recalled.

 

[Dax]

I'm sorry Dax. But you can't say ****! You could've sent in first tick like the rest of your ally but you didn't. So don't go throwing score queen around when you clearly aren't willing to throw your own troops in to help spread the damage on your alliance....

Rebel [1,000,000]
Fanatic [16,000,000] Extremist [17,000,000]

That is without doubt the most retarded retort I've personally ever heard. Where are all these useful R/M troops that you speak of? Oh. There are none. Let's send LT staff to fight mass SA/Dogs/PoM/TL. Brilliant. You're clearly the alliance tactician.

Also worth pointing out that was 3 of us + some dogs vs what 13/14 of you? You can hardly say that's being a score queen staying for 2 ticks. We weren't going to land so recalled.

Well you stayed for two ticks, indicating you just wanted to fight a battle - You were never going to land from the get-go. And on top of that, you knew I'd make an appearance on defence. It's pretty much a certain that I will appear at every attack you send without fail.

Despite the fact you are 4x the size of our alliance, with enough seeds to put you 5.6x our size, you don't want to fight one tick vs 16m Fanatics?

Yes, that defines as SQ. Have you any other absolutely hilarious arguments for me to tear asunder?

 

[Garrett2]

can't we all just get nekkid, smear butter over our cute little bodies and slide through the rest of the round?