Round 45 Battle Reports

Nitrous

Head Gardener
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So, for a guy not playing the round: what route are Chris and Nitrous?

and WOW! At the br in general.

I was the Robo, he was the RPG.

Think he had 500-600m RPG? I've not hacked him or looked at what he sent at me. But something like that. I had 250m CWs / 50m nanos / 75m TDs / 12m Rexes

down to

Nanobot [46,498,636]
Cybernetic Warrior [94,066,149] Tyrant Drone [0]
Crazed Droid [0] Cybernetic T-Rex [11,908,870]
 

Max

Garden Designer
Joined
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Messages
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Location
London
Chris was the RPG player, Nitrous was the robo.

Chris cleverly launches at eta 4 - evades defence for a tick - I come online and see the inc at eta 2.

I prank Nitrous online, his phone was dead, and a few ticks later we have a BR to remember for a long time :D

Fortune favours the bold!
 

Chris_

Head Gardener
Joined
Jun 23, 2010
Messages
334
Location
Reading, UK
Battle Report - Attacking
[range] 647,346,420 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 456,844,886 hostile staff.
[range] 94,066,149 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 63,784,851 allied staff.
[range] 14,279,669 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 25,757,922 allied staff.
[range] 2,143,602 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,547,855 allied staff.

Died: 91,090,628 [£5,101,075,168,000] friendlies dead. 456,844,886 [£26,243,523,773,000] enemies dead.

You gained 41,394,433 effectiveness.
You gained 123.11 fame.
You gained 52.46 honour.
You earned £8,134,135,359,335 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £1,002,879,057,600 insurance.

Just for you dachi :)
 

Zaheen

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Messages
802
Location
The Clouds
So, for a guy not playing the round: what route are Chris and Nitrous?

and WOW! At the br in general.

I was the Robo, he was the RPG.

Think he had 500-600m RPG? I've not hacked him or looked at what he sent at me. But something like that. I had 250m CWs / 50m nanos / 75m TDs / 12m Rexes

down to

Nanobot [46,498,636]
Cybernetic Warrior [94,066,149] Tyrant Drone [0]
Crazed Droid [0] Cybernetic T-Rex [11,908,870]
Pretty sure you had 15M T-Rex...where did the others go?

To put this politely, please shut up.
Not really important, but who you aiming that at?
 

jamesNchina

Tree Surgeon
Joined
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Messages
587
Location
Dalian China
Quote:
Originally Posted by flameharvester View Post
To put this politely, please shut up.
Not really important, but who you aiming that at?

At you Zaheen ... enough is enough dude.
cease and desist
 

Dimitar

Landscape Designer
Joined
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Messages
2,388
Shut up Dax, please. You're a total dick, and that's exactly why I didn't want to join you.

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EDIT: It's absolutely hilarious when people judge you on a forum personality. Have a gold star for intellect, buddy.

Gotta love bfmv.

Also **** you, Chris for getting that much eff. Kinda makes my signature pointless.
Worst day ever.
 

Max

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Also **** you, Chris for getting that much eff. Kinda makes my signature pointless.
Worst day ever.

What's really going to hit you in a moment is that I never even noticed the effectiveness picture in your signiture until you just mentioned it :|
 

'Tiger'

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UK
Battle Report - Attacking
[range] 647,346,420 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 456,844,886 hostile staff.
[range] 94,066,149 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 63,784,851 allied staff.
[range] 14,279,669 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 25,757,922 allied staff.
[range] 2,143,602 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,547,855 allied staff.

Died: 91,090,628 [£5,101,075,168,000] friendlies dead. 456,844,886 [£26,243,523,773,000] enemies dead.

You gained 41,394,433 effectiveness.
You gained 123.11 fame.
You gained 52.46 honour.
You earned £8,134,135,359,335 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £1,002,879,057,600 insurance.

Just for you dachi :)

Wow...SEXAAHHH!
 

LuckySports

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Messages
1,243
Location
Nonya
Battle Report - Attacking Nitrous
Died: 91,090,628 [£5,101,075,168,000] friendlies dead. 456,844,886 [£26,243,523,773,000] enemies dead.

You gained 41,394,433 effectiveness.
You gained 123.11 fame.
You gained 52.46 honour.
You earned £8,134,135,359,335 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £1,002,879,057,600 insurance.

What the **** dat eff.

why such a crappy bounty gain.. ? less than 25% even though his bounty is only 49%, I'd have expected at least 30% on someone larger than you and with defense
 
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Zaheen hitting me in sleepmode with a friend

Battle Report - Defending Me
[middle] 1,273,096 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 122,568 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,940,853 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,983,241 allied staff.
[middle] 19,958,193 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 26,250,367 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,192,468 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,962,327 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,044,215 allied Rebel threw objects at and stunned 572,363 hostile staff.
[middle] 114,572 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 159,884 hostile staff.
[middle] 567,248 allied Assassin attacked, killing 155,426 hostile staff.
[middle] 130,000 allied Witch attacked, killing 109,535 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,114,042 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 618,405 hostile staff.
[middle] 106,773 allied Harrier attacked, killing 61,059 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,087,528 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2,785,672 hostile staff.
[middle] 12,473,168 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 40,577,446 allied staff.
[middle] 11,903,702 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,295,745 hostile staff.
[middle] 233,545 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 103,108 hostile staff.
[middle] 390,547 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 198,481 hostile staff.
[middle] 799,763 allied Sniper attacked, killing 1,370,918 hostile staff.
[middle] 497,328 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 378,233 hostile staff.
[middle] 790,557 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,134,843 hostile staff.
[middle] 94,751 allied Ninja attacked, killing 79,476 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,259,350 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 3,269,162 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,036,614 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 5,910,204 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 4,399,658 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,027,378 allied Marine attacked, killing 513,653 hostile staff.
[middle] 69,092 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 47,579 hostile staff.
[middle] 650,579 allied Humvee attacked, killing 88,432 hostile staff.
[middle] 70,623 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 112,698 hostile staff.

Stunned: 732,247 [£34,295,271,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 29,924,345 [£1,456,595,229,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 618,405 [£28,808,457,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 12,002,239 [£562,800,205,000] enemies dead. 43,560,687 [£456,496,411,700] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,512,356 [£211,701,118,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 2,036,614 [£85,537,788,000] enemies converted.

You gained 1,888,114 effectiveness.
You gained 54.47 fame.
You gained 49.26 honour.
You will soon be receiving £75,944,956,660 insurance.


Thu 15th Jan, year 6. Midnight Defending me []
[range] 724,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 71,565 hostile staff.
[range] 11,101,803 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,090,988 allied staff.
[range] 19,979,293 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 24,681,819 hostile staff.
[range] 2,885,335 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 2,626,923 hostile staff.
[range] 2,377,705 allied Rebel threw objects at and stunned 1,270,519 hostile staff.
[range] 215,172 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 294,418 hostile staff.
[range] 861,384 allied Assassin attacked, killing 252,430 hostile staff.
[range] 3,127,375 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 596,090 hostile staff.
[range] 512,658 allied Harrier attacked, killing 311,777 hostile staff.
[range] 27,394,291 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 89,069,016 allied staff.
[range] 11,951,476 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,316,072 hostile staff.
[range] 475,992 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 194,938 hostile staff.
[range] 628,733 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 411,206 hostile staff.
[range] 1,368,729 allied Sniper attacked, killing 2,523,580 hostile staff.
[range] 498,587 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 366,663 hostile staff.
[range] 170,009 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 510,937 hostile staff.
[range] 955,378 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,451,292 hostile staff.
[range] 127,995 allied Ninja attacked, killing 106,432 hostile staff.
[range] 7,522,911 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 6,053,355 hostile staff.
[range] 1,142,389 allied Marine attacked, killing 614,306 hostile staff.
[range] 92,548 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 65,145 hostile staff.
[range] 968,129 allied Humvee attacked, killing 135,525 hostile staff.

Stunned: 1,564,937 [£74,124,576,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 28,364,554 [£1,377,143,907,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 596,090 [£27,931,442,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 9,276,056 [£438,037,674,000] enemies dead. 93,160,004 [£1,021,164,717,900] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 6,053,355 [£283,306,268,000] enemies bribed.

You gained 1,875,764 effectiveness.
You gained 41.80 fame.
You gained 49.00 honour.
You will soon be receiving £172,079,249,700 insurance.

If you do see this Zaheen, note to self...send flak against a hypno...
 

Dax

Hydroponics Developer
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Messages
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Location
Northants, UK
Defending Ant:
[range] 14,803,897 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 27,706,166 hostile staff.
[range] 499,173,730 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,043,612,668 allied staff.
[range] 67,357,889 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 654,670,949 hostile staff.
[range] 2,647,827 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,112,349 hostile staff.
[range] 398,650,223 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 138,518,327 allied staff.
[range] 174 allied Harrier attacked, killing 207 hostile staff.
[range] 1,154,920 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 716,891 hostile staff.
[range] 4,672,466 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 10,943,145 hostile staff.
[range] 34,060,171 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 97,455,512 hostile staff.
[range] 1,476,388 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 7,714,601 hostile staff.
[range] 14,241,912 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 59,112,336 hostile staff.

Distracted: 655,387,840 [£1,516,598,786,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 28,818,515 [£100,866,554,600] enemies disabled. 1,182,130,995 [£17,167,519,395,500] friendlies disabled.
Died: 116,113,465 [£548,128,406,200] enemies dead.
Bribed: 59,112,336 [£236,451,015,000] enemies bribed.

You gained 1,359,451 effectiveness.
You gained 2.90 fame.
You gained 16.08 honour.
 

Dax

Hydroponics Developer
Joined
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Messages
3,126
Location
Northants, UK
Battle Report - Defending Ant
[middle] 35,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,340,966 hostile staff.
[middle] 125,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 29,589,283 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,338,420 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 34,071,184 hostile staff.
[middle] 474,331,588 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,043,125,393 allied staff.
[middle] 65,605,925 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 611,530,201 hostile staff.
[middle] 647,381 allied Witch attacked, killing 191,823 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,917,728 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,852,196 hostile staff.
[middle] 371,617,862 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 167,547,237 allied staff.
[middle] 51,502 allied Harrier attacked, killing 63,280 hostile staff.
[middle] 43,804 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 127,474 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,361,103 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 860,229 hostile staff.
[middle] 34,622,913 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 77,605,486 hostile staff.
[middle] 78,268,997 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 218,504,357 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,843,165 allied Sniper attacked, killing 16,029,694 hostile staff.
[middle] 86,120,331 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 371,040,346 hostile staff.
[middle] 88,225,283 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 16,086,957 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,360,749 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 21,425,844 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 19,120,567 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,235,124 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,754,098 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,845,102 allied Humvee attacked, killing 237,007 hostile staff.
[middle] 26,443,242 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 16,083,764 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,308 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,263 hostile staff.

Distracted: 612,390,430 [£1,430,122,101,400] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 35,923,380 [£127,988,143,400] enemies disabled. 1,210,672,630 [£17,571,408,716,700] friendlies disabled.
Died: 760,655,798 [£3,913,024,438,000] enemies dead.
Bribed: 19,120,567 [£307,455,353,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 4,360,749 [£183,151,458,000] enemies converted.
 

antisback

Head Gardener
Joined
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Messages
429
Some Last Day Defends

Battle Report - Defending Yet another round [9049]
[range] 246,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 124,905,481 hostile staff.
[range] 210,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 760,722,024 hostile staff.
[range] 39,000,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 25,038,107 hostile staff.
[range] 25,000,000 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 7,684,599 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,281,403 hostile staff.

Distracted: 760,722,024 [£11,233,946,012,700] enemies distracted.
Died: 151,224,991 [£3,940,400,547,300] enemies dead.
Bribed: 7,684,599 [£386,634,140,000] enemies bribed.

You gained 2,312,453 effectiveness.
You gained 1.76 fame.
You gained 2.39 honour.

Battle Report - Defending One Proud Dad [745]
[range] 21,438,017 allied F-117 attacked, killing 264,733,959 hostile staff.
[range] 363,133,020 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 781,067,847 hostile staff.
[range] 278,629,640 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 725,129,973 allied staff.
[range] 61,013,080 allied Biker attacked, killing 59,277,586 hostile staff.
[range] 14,051,563 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 31,168,477 hostile staff.
[range] 110,281,068 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 36,077,013 hostile staff.
[range] 55,374,668 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 163,237,597 hostile staff.
[range] 2,222,222 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 821,056 hostile staff.
[range] 168,301,124 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 80,870,989 allied staff.
[range] 1,648,655 allied Jeep attacked, killing 456,344 hostile staff.

Distracted: 821,056 [£9,155,817,600] enemies distracted. 806,000,962 [£17,681,018,768,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 817,144,860 [£7,811,314,485,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 518,873,963 [£2,738,263,348,600] enemies dead.

You gained 227,320 effectiveness.
You gained 0.35 fame.
You gained 1.02 honour.

Battle Report - Defending SheSaidSheWas18 [712]
[range] 110,760,668 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 135,014,584 hostile staff.
[close] 111,111,111 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 28,822,366 hostile staff.
[close] 55,555,555 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 54,996,898 hostile staff.
[r/c] 28,335,336 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 53,768,553 hostile staff.
[close] 452,366,596 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,020,186,959 allied staff.
[r/c] 83,852,790 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 958,521,946 hostile staff.
[range] 2,225,097 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,061,987 hostile staff.
[close] 640,725 allied Witch attacked, killing 226,230 hostile staff.
[range] 9,740,953 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 12,851,623 hostile staff.
[r/c] 72,342 allied Harrier attacked, killing 222,558 hostile staff.
[range] 68,062 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 254,272 hostile staff.
[range] 14,784,028 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 43,580,917 allied staff.
[r/c] 1,557,085 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,150,460 hostile staff.
[r/c] 1,237,862 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,745,971 hostile staff.
[range] 1,580,683 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 8,834,178 hostile staff.
[close] 13,246,086 allied Yob attacked, disabling 19,091,606 hostile staff.
[close] 25,485,826 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 41,646,288 allied staff.
[close] 62,495,586 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 220,693,982 hostile staff.
[range] 22,434,727 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 198,534,249 hostile staff.
[r/c] 5,761 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 5,270 hostile staff.
[close] 1,031,267 allied News Van attacked, distracting 44,318,896 hostile staff.
[close] 13,539,720 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 7,552,149 hostile staff.
[close] 3,334,927 hostile Thief stole 3,035 land. [933] tree. [1,607] bush. [258] flower. [237] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Stunned: 1,061,987 [£38,762,525,500] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 1,088,810,566 [£5,771,750,722,700] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 306,405,764 [£1,254,046,901,900] enemies disabled. 1,061,833,247 [£11,553,786,942,900] friendlies disabled.
Died: 147,303,063 [£3,871,296,186,900] enemies dead. 43,580,917 [£369,764,574,300] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 206,086,398 [£585,497,389,300] enemies bribed.

You gained 3,423,689 effectiveness.
You gained 7.82 fame.
You gained 8.98 honour.
You will soon be receiving £14,335,576,900 insurance.

Battle Report - Defending Imba Retard [8979]
[close] 108,204 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 85,474 hostile staff.
[close] 1,083,895 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 1,012,372 hostile staff.
[close] 29,964,502 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 25,987,043 allied staff.
[close] 29,819 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 95,545 hostile staff.
[close] 23,084,402 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 223,086,178 hostile staff.
[close] 1,998,638 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 20,392,635 allied staff.
[close] 129,320,052 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 220,460,734 hostile staff.
[close] 56,407,022 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 79,401,774 allied staff.
[close] 75,080,146 allied Assassin attacked, killing 46,066,184 hostile staff.
[close] 209,484 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 71,552 allied staff.
[close] 619,502 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 2,694,709 hostile staff.
[close] 556,790 allied Witch attacked, killing 546,558 hostile staff.
[close] 3,564,657 allied Harrier attacked, killing 3,653,727 hostile staff.
[close] 1,010,951 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 524,054 hostile staff.
[close] 1,048,909 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,780,479 hostile staff.
[close] 61,986,515 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 73,787,940 hostile staff.
[close] 1,741 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 3,036 allied staff.
[close] 1,474,768 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 5,876,851 allied staff.
[close] 2,677,253 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 7,119,562 hostile staff.
[close] 51,618,766 allied Ranger attacked, killing 11,643,985 hostile staff.
[close] 347,683 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 256,943 hostile staff.
[close] 101,806,252 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 13,211,115 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,720,146 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 2,071,070 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,026,385 hostile staff.
[close] 5,507,534 allied Humvee attacked, killing 212,641 hostile staff.
[close] 24,576,403 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 355,848 hostile staff.

Distracted: 227,402,787 [£2,031,362,230,000] enemies distracted. 46,379,678 [£199,888,668,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 95,545 [£518,154,400] enemies disabled. 5,879,887 [£21,732,322,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 380,122,101 [£10,008,047,812,400] enemies dead. 79,473,326 [£1,907,283,676,600] friendlies dead.
Converted: 1,720,146 [£72,246,132,000] enemies converted.

You gained 693,356 effectiveness.
You gained 1.35 fame.
You gained 1.23 honour.
You will soon be receiving £1,365,439,400 insurance.
 
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Dax

Hydroponics Developer
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Messages
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Location
Northants, UK
LS_ sending out EOT without telling anybody despite me being full real and the fact we would have won by a massive margin.

Battle Report - Defending Spam Bot [3504]
[range] 114,893,449 hostile Striker attacked, killing 31,306,823 allied staff.
[range] 108,693,177 allied Harrier attacked, killing 239,597,618 hostile staff.
[range] 9,672 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 22,005 allied staff.
[range] 9,997 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 64,987 allied staff.
[range] 39,407,351 hostile Marine attacked, killing 58,125,792 allied staff.

Died: 239,597,618 [£5,319,818,729,400] enemies dead. 89,519,607 [£6,713,970,525,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 9,481,603 effectiveness.
You gained 31.60 fame.
You gained 51.34 honour.
You will soon be receiving £1,342,794,105,000 insurance.
 
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