Round 45 Battle Reports

[timtadams]

Need a spam BR thread..

Your post is very tropical.

high as ****, wearing Hawaiian shirts and ****

edit: well censorship is gay

 

[LuckySports]

Epic retal goes hilarious

Battle Report - Attacking Nitrous
[close] 87,674 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 77,553 allied staff.
[close] 100,000,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 18,113,259 hostile staff.
[close] 330,874,874 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 67,021,141 hostile staff.
[close] 14,891,984 allied Thief stole 6,962 land. [1,717] tree. [4,207] bush. [548] flower. [490] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 77,553 [£257,267,000] friendlies distracted. 18,113,259 [£820,708,123,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 67,021,141 [£1,860,445,417,000] enemies disabled.

 

[Zaheen]

Epic retal goes hilarious

Battle Report - Attacking Nitrous
[close] 87,674 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 77,553 allied staff.
[close] 100,000,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 18,113,259 hostile staff.
[close] 330,874,874 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 67,021,141 hostile staff.
[close] 14,891,984 allied Thief stole 6,962 land. [1,717] tree. [4,207] bush. [548] flower. [490] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 77,553 [£257,267,000] friendlies distracted. 18,113,259 [£820,708,123,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 67,021,141 [£1,860,445,417,000] enemies disabled.

It was a cheap shot, but still good to see.

 

[Dax]

And the 4 top ten players on 1 tick was totally cool? Lawl.

 

[Nitrous]

And the 4 top ten players on 1 tick was totally cool? Lawl.

Shut up Dax, please. You're a total dick, and that's exactly why I didn't want to join you.

It was a sucide attack / wanting an Ever BR, we all send we'd just go all out. 4 guys on one tick? We had 3. One POM too lol.

Whoever it was that landed on me, I did say well played to them. That retal caught me / ally off guard. Was well played. Not sour off the land loss, that's the first BR i've had in a month believe it or not.

Anywho, well played whoever got that grab on me.

 

[flameharvester]

he certainly is a good player, glad you recognize that. It made a nice change see too many arsonists focus on defence and not retal when thats their real sexy skill

 

[Dax]

Shut up Dax, please. You're a total dick, and that's exactly why I didn't want to join you.

EDIT: It's absolutely hilarious when people judge you on a forum personality. Have a gold star for intellect, buddy.

 

[Nitrous]

*yawns*, dw, its from spending time with you in prev alliances anyway and your "forum personality" is part of your personality. And please, let's not Really compare intellects here.

 

[Nitrous]

PS, in no way am i annoyed about the land loss, i did say i take my hats off to whoever it was lol.

But I've read enough and kept quiet for long enough, so thought someone should say it.

 

[jamesNchina]

*yawns*, dw, its from spending time with you in prev alliances anyway and your "forum personality" is part of your personality. And please, let's not Really compare intellects here.

The sad part is his forums personality is much better than his personality on Alliance IRC channels or pols :O

 

[flameharvester]

/me slaps james and nitrous.

You both should be ashamed, you know better!

 

[Zaheen]

And the 4 top ten players on 1 tick was totally cool? Lawl.

Shut up Dax, please. You're a total dick, and that's exactly why I didn't want to join you.

It was a sucide attack / wanting an Ever BR, we all send we'd just go all out. 4 guys on one tick? We had 3. One POM too lol.

Whoever it was that landed on me, I did say well played to them. That retal caught me / ally off guard. Was well played. Not sour off the land loss, that's the first BR i've had in a month believe it or not.

Anywho, well played whoever got that grab on me.

I've seen you post before Nitrous but I've never played with or against you and seen you post.

I particularly like the part where you don't even classify the PoM player as a player...that is the funniest and most logical thing on this thread so far.

I actually think the same way, my brain doesn't even register a PoM player as a player, but a little harmless annoying distracting ANNOYING thing that DISTRACTS things so you cannot KILL IT! ;D

It's also great to see you doing what I would do, which unless I'm super tired/hungry or annoyed at something is to send them a very nice mail along the lines of well played.

I'm sorry Dax, but you need to stop this unnecessary trolling and try and make this place better. You're a vile piece of trash sometimes but I know deep down in them blood cells there is a millilitre of goodness.

Or did you get bitten by flies and lose that too?

 

[flameharvester]

And the 4 top ten players on 1 tick was totally cool? Lawl.

Shut up Dax, please. You're a total dick, and that's exactly why I didn't want to join you.

It was a sucide attack / wanting an Ever BR, we all send we'd just go all out. 4 guys on one tick? We had 3. One POM too lol.

Whoever it was that landed on me, I did say well played to them. That retal caught me / ally off guard. Was well played. Not sour off the land loss, that's the first BR i've had in a month believe it or not.

Anywho, well played whoever got that grab on me.

I've seen you post before Nitrous but I've never played with or against you and seen you post.

I particularly like the part where you don't even classify the PoM player as a player...that is the funniest and most logical thing on this thread so far.

I actually think the same way, my brain doesn't even register a PoM player as a player, but a little harmless annoying distracting ANNOYING thing that DISTRACTS things so you cannot KILL IT! ;D

It's also great to see you doing what I would do, which unless I'm super tired/hungry or annoyed at something is to send them a very nice mail along the lines of well played.

I'm sorry Dax, but you need to stop this unnecessary trolling and try and make this place better. You're a vile piece of trash sometimes but I know deep down in them blood cells there is a millilitre of goodness.

Or did you get bitten by flies and lose that too?

To put this politely, please shut up.

 

[Chris_]

Battle Report - Attacking Nitrous
Died: 91,090,628 [£5,101,075,168,000] friendlies dead. 456,844,886 [£26,243,523,773,000] enemies dead.

You gained 41,394,433 effectiveness.
You gained 123.11 fame.
You gained 52.46 honour.
You earned £8,134,135,359,335 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £1,002,879,057,600 insurance.

What the **** dat eff.

 

[Twigley]

Dat eff
Gj Chris. Deserve rank 1 stat.

 

[Max]

Quite franky Chris - that was a BR of epic win. In every way, shape or form possible. Stunning :O

 

[Nitrous]

Battle Report - Attacking Nitrous
Died: 91,090,628 [£5,101,075,168,000] friendlies dead. 456,844,886 [£26,243,523,773,000] enemies dead.

You gained 41,394,433 effectiveness.
You gained 123.11 fame.
You gained 52.46 honour.
You earned £8,134,135,359,335 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £1,002,879,057,600 insurance.

What the **** dat eff.

Lol! I was JUST about to mail you in-game asking for what you got! HOLY ****! Loool Nice one pal . YAY! My 2nd BR in a month!

First BR I lose 7k, second, 26t damage LOL!

But nice eff / bounty

 

[Nitrous]

And the 4 top ten players on 1 tick was totally cool? Lawl.

Shut up Dax, please. You're a total dick, and that's exactly why I didn't want to join you.

It was a sucide attack / wanting an Ever BR, we all send we'd just go all out. 4 guys on one tick? We had 3. One POM too lol.

Whoever it was that landed on me, I did say well played to them. That retal caught me / ally off guard. Was well played. Not sour off the land loss, that's the first BR i've had in a month believe it or not.

Anywho, well played whoever got that grab on me.

I've seen you post before Nitrous but I've never played with or against you and seen you post.

I particularly like the part where you don't even classify the PoM player as a player...that is the funniest and most logical thing on this thread so far.

I actually think the same way, my brain doesn't even register a PoM player as a player, but a little harmless annoying distracting ANNOYING thing that DISTRACTS things so you cannot KILL IT! ;D

It's also great to see you doing what I would do, which unless I'm super tired/hungry or annoyed at something is to send them a very nice mail along the lines of well played.

I'm sorry Dax, but you need to stop this unnecessary trolling and try and make this place better. You're a vile piece of trash sometimes but I know deep down in them blood cells there is a millilitre of goodness.

Or did you get bitten by flies and lose that too?

I Think we have played together, In Renassiance? I remember one guy when I got booted, name began with Z and said he liked me (one of my first rounds) and to stay in touch, me being me. I never did Lool, not because i didn't like him, just because im way too lazy lol

 

[Nitrous]

/me slaps james and nitrous.

You both should be ashamed, you know better!

i know i know

/me walks away, head hanging and hands in pocket

Haha

 

[No-Dachi]

So, for a guy not playing the round: what route are Chris and Nitrous?

and WOW! At the br in general.