What my little 007's have gotten up to over the last couple of days, defending various DW folk:
[range] 50,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 5,101,122 hostile staff.
[range] 9,432,583 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 59,438,745 allied staff.
[range] 36,579,578 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 97,550,054 hostile staff.
[range] 27,567,767 allied Assassin attacked, killing 7,975,763 hostile staff.
[range] 11,703,982 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 40,203,866 allied staff.
[range] 1,900,457 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,501,019 hostile staff.
[range] 5,609,294 allied Ninja attacked, killing 4,950,360 hostile staff.
[range] 11,865,071 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 26,600,130 hostile staff.
[range] 17,083,840 allied Marine attacked, killing 8,318,459 hostile staff.
Died: 151,996,907 [£2,591,074,257,000] enemies dead. 99,642,611 [£511,940,553,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 2,211,238 effectiveness.
You gained 42.77 fame.
You gained 45.05 honour.
You will soon be receiving £32,793,340,280 insurance.
[r/m] 84,179,521 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 201,835,411 hostile staff.
[r/m] 49,195,698 allied Striker attacked, killing 16,883,851 hostile staff.
[range] 7,500,000 allied Biker attacked, killing 18,135,562 hostile staff.
[range] 9,930,304 hostile Biker attacked, killing 10,137,410 allied staff.
[r/m] 10,500,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 66,021,795 hostile staff.
[middle] 59,395 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 377,905 allied staff.
[range] 223,213,225 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 97,809,818 allied staff.
[r/m] 76,194,658 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 395,704,390 hostile staff.
[r/m] 63,262,719 allied Assassin attacked, killing 63,108,976 hostile staff.
[r/m] 196,481,585 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 127,044,030 hostile staff.
[range] 423,332,809 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 123,122,530 allied staff.
[r/m] 12,688,576 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 61,135,448 hostile staff.
[middle] 839,858 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 341,348 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,277,139 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 3,508,402 hostile staff.
[r/m] 8,738,532 allied Ninja attacked, killing 24,651,795 hostile staff.
[r/m] 11,529,232 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 237,017,778 hostile staff.
[r/m] 14,594,773 allied Marine attacked, killing 40,717,038 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,323,194 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 4,053,178 hostile staff.
[range] 874,271 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 12,952,193 hostile staff.
[r/m] 108,509 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 335,408 hostile staff.
[r/m] 670,870 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 26,919,711 hostile staff.
Disabled: 328,879,441 [£2,006,410,423,600] enemies disabled. 123,122,530 [£4,666,669,559,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 971,145,525 [£5,127,518,250,600] enemies dead. 108,666,481 [£1,986,302,962,300] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,792,409 effectiveness.
[close] 2,531,095 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 757,843 allied staff.
[m/c] 84,106,074 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 180,326,741 hostile staff.
[m/c] 48,324,452 allied Striker attacked, killing 14,561,739 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,976,503 allied Biker attacked, killing 17,087,269 hostile staff.
[m/c] 8,270,954 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 55,884,599 hostile staff.
[close] 55,673 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 11,892 allied staff.
[middle] 208,967,530 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 42,445,311 allied staff.
[close] 6,023,914 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 2,100,104 hostile staff.
[m/c] 66,927,660 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 326,962,773 hostile staff.
[m/c] 52,509,845 allied Assassin attacked, killing 51,571,416 hostile staff.
[middle] 195,979,096 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 133,265,729 hostile staff.
[middle] 417,722,773 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 117,521,007 allied staff.
[middle] 10,026,572 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 45,870,330 hostile staff.
[close] 18,135,487 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 1,264,538 hostile staff.
[middle] 984,672 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 2,533,747 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,738,738 allied Ninja attacked, killing 19,066,566 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,943,455 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 209,917,782 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,477,628 allied Marine attacked, killing 36,432,797 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,318,664 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 3,522,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 491,708 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 5,029,064 hostile staff.
[middle] 105,695 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 316,563 hostile staff.
[middle] 668,832 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 25,368,521 hostile staff.
Disabled: 314,857,008 [£2,031,470,048,400] enemies disabled. 117,521,007 [£4,714,897,485,900] friendlies disabled.
Died: 816,225,679 [£4,568,306,106,600] enemies dead. 43,215,046 [£1,687,620,706,100] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,538,757 effectiveness.
[range] 7,500,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 43,530,762 hostile staff.
[range] 94,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 265,417,872 hostile staff.
[range] 78,000,000 allied Assassin attacked, killing 17,064,970 hostile staff.
[range] 65,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 9,070,142 hostile staff.
[range] 20,000,000 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 7,808,037 hostile staff.
[range] 4,387,255 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 7,256,913 allied staff.
[range] 16,750,716 allied Ninja attacked, killing 8,441,748 hostile staff.
[range] 969,420 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,628,956 allied staff.
Disabled: 9,070,142 [£477,375,615,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 342,263,389 [£3,066,359,102,600] enemies dead. 11,885,869 [£277,548,165,200] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,241,409 effectiveness.
[middle] 7,256,682 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 580,820 hostile staff.
[middle] 92,211,435 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 19,747,562 hostile staff.
[middle] 76,043,388 allied Assassin attacked, killing 14,963,678 hostile staff.
[middle] 64,672,499 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,575,464 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,461,528 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 3,408,737 hostile staff.
[middle] 54,310 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 65,531 allied staff.
[middle] 16,502,509 allied Ninja attacked, killing 54,310 hostile staff.
Disabled: 7,575,464 [£412,502,112,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 38,755,107 [£1,956,668,597,000] enemies dead. 65,531 [£1,740,344,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 833,704 effectiveness.
[range] 32,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 31,740,925 hostile staff.
[range] 9,767,674 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 26,409,691 allied staff.
[range] 6,314,955 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 2,385,188 allied staff.
[range] 4,277,530 allied Ninja attacked, killing 2,865,839 hostile staff.
[range] 1,358,945 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 902,104 hostile staff.
[range] 877,827 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 926,544 hostile staff.
Died: 36,435,412 [£1,856,321,908,000] enemies dead. 28,794,879 [£633,085,533,100] friendlies dead.
You gained 2,530,093 effectiveness.
[range] 127,000,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 203,298,012 hostile staff.
[range] 34,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,372,074 hostile staff.
[range] 28,000,000 allied Assassin attacked, killing 7,946,963 hostile staff.
[range] 90,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 16,681,221 hostile staff.
[range] 16,365,806 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 104,048,417 allied staff.
[range] 6,658,711 allied Ninja attacked, killing 252,757 hostile staff.
[range] 1,278,069 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 271,764 hostile staff.
[range] 3,001,561 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 76,152,844 allied staff.
Disabled: 219,979,233 [£2,549,282,576,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 11,843,558 [£995,828,460,000] enemies dead. 180,201,261 [£1,254,676,963,400] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,502,126 effectiveness.
And this one isn't mine, is from 2 weeks back, but is nice enough to be worth posting. Something like 80m dead harriers:
[close] 2,363,542 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 942,248 hostile staff.
[close] 8,900,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,627,835 hostile staff.
[close] 16,955,281 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 14,490,307 hostile staff.
[close] 101,948,242 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 186,816,491 hostile staff.
[close] 80,398,489 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 168,493,193 hostile staff.
[close] 20,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,452,100 hostile staff.
[close] 2,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 2,134,495 hostile staff.
[close] 57,070,182 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 56,307,805 hostile staff.
[close] 33,590,184 allied Assassin attacked, killing 13,966,168 hostile staff.
[close] 5,000,000 allied Witch attacked, killing 3,799,660 hostile staff.
[close] 3,393,676 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 3,793,643 allied staff.
[close] 21,738,374 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 7,696,886 hostile staff.
[close] 14,673,230 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 5,221,951 hostile staff.
[close] 7,931,714 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,927,139 hostile staff.
[close] 608,392 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 374,968 hostile staff.
[close] 9,840,510 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 16,649,668 hostile staff.
[close] 3,915,545 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 3,560,534 allied staff.
[close] 1,982,927 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 3,422,431 hostile staff.
[close] 1,324,735 allied White Wizard zapped 238,122 hostile staff.
[close] 3,939,088 allied Marine attacked, killing 798,533 hostile staff.
Distracted: 191,997,602 [£3,192,354,518,300] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 186,816,491 [£1,145,271,260,700] enemies disabled.
Died: 116,545,907 [£7,169,324,221,000] enemies dead. 7,354,177 [£304,789,819,300] friendlies dead.