Round 44 Battle Reports?!

[Rooster]

lol
something smells fishy. must be all the pussies/



Toffee Crisp [8258] * Number one pokemon master [122] last ticking big guys, all in. (edit) Defending 43,140,669 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * Free taught me how to play Bush [4721] all in (edit) Defending 6,132,712 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * kyungduk [4846] (edit) Defending 5,658,260 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * Dante's Inferno [7999] (edit) Defending 19,245,969 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Scallywags alliance HQ [100009] all in (edit) Defending 5,688,420 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Invaders Must Die [9279] (edit) Attacking 286,000,000 ETA 4 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Narley Dude [774] (edit) Attacking 129,000,000 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] KONY [3978] (edit) Attacking 118,724,076 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Dancing Time [8134] (edit) Attacking 7,823,488 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Rising Star [3245] (edit) Attacking 3,863,052 ETA 2 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Your Nightmare [225] last tick? (edit) Attacking 351,793,844 ETA 1 tick
Toffee Crisp [8258] I'm sexy and I know it [2434] (edit) Attacking 226,364,672 ETA 1 tick
Total Incoming: 1,123,569,132 hostile 79,866,030


sad state of bush. but have fun with it. We will die a quick death

names included for ***** and grins

 

[flameharvester]

lol
something smells fishy. must be all the pussies/



Toffee Crisp [8258] * Number one pokemon master [122] last ticking big guys, all in. (edit) Defending 43,140,669 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * Free taught me how to play Bush [4721] all in (edit) Defending 6,132,712 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * kyungduk [4846] (edit) Defending 5,658,260 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * Dante's Inferno [7999] (edit) Defending 19,245,969 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Scallywags alliance HQ [100009] all in (edit) Defending 5,688,420 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Invaders Must Die [9279] (edit) Attacking 286,000,000 ETA 4 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Narley Dude [774] (edit) Attacking 129,000,000 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] KONY [3978] (edit) Attacking 118,724,076 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Dancing Time [8134] (edit) Attacking 7,823,488 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Rising Star [3245] (edit) Attacking 3,863,052 ETA 2 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Your Nightmare [225] last tick? (edit) Attacking 351,793,844 ETA 1 tick
Toffee Crisp [8258] I'm sexy and I know it [2434] (edit) Attacking 226,364,672 ETA 1 tick
Total Incoming: 1,123,569,132 hostile 79,866,030


sad state of bush. but have fun with it. We will die a quick death

names included for ***** and grins

Names included because your an idiot. Simple.

 

['Tiger']

Battle Report - Defending LC
[close] 19,999,999 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 5,972,527 hostile staff.
[close] 10,080,541 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 8,040,830 hostile staff.
[close] 434,478 allied Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 17,142 hostile staff.
[close] 61,305,506 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 383,299,238 hostile staff.
[close] 26,937 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 40,679 hostile staff.
[close] 5,471,130 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 3,733,342 hostile staff.
[close] 133,274,884 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 341,734,971 hostile staff.
[close] 8,075,518 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 3,633,393 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 16,359 Gargantua.
[close] 25,103,799 allied Striker attacked, killing 10,719,384 hostile staff.
[close] 128,457 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 77,551 hostile staff.
[close] 206,150,227 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 164,658,699 hostile staff.
[close] 159,847,706 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 119,162,545 allied staff.
[close] 52,289,018 allied Assassin attacked, killing 17,524,322 hostile staff.
[close] 59,393,656 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 21,044,072 allied staff.
[close] 82,259,257 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 27,101,967 hostile staff.
[close] 21,045,468 allied Witch attacked, killing 10,700,365 hostile staff.
[close] 25,736 allied Harrier attacked, killing 20,284 hostile staff.
[close] 69,533,343 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 25,793,953 hostile staff.
[close] 51,096,680 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 13,301,019 hostile staff.
[close] 24,004,239 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 25,616,884 hostile staff.
[close] 4,056,053 allied Yob attacked, disabling 369,494 hostile staff.
[close] 2,631,718 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 455,692 hostile staff.
[close] 4,734,352 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,029,669 hostile staff.
[close] 31,801,441 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 54,739,510 hostile staff.
[close] 9,689,835 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 11,399,639 hostile staff.
[close] 998,475 allied White Wizard zapped 168,541 hostile staff.
[close] 72,336,737 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 24,570,713 hostile staff.
[raised] 10,805,691 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 41,714,748 allied Marine attacked, killing 15,504,971 hostile staff.
[close] 17,138,043 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 12,553,701 allied staff.
[close] 181,043,355 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 20,061,865 allied staff.
[close] 982,029 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 897,781 hostile staff.
[close] 55,840 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 57,720 allied staff.
[close] 108,851 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 1,939,012 hostile staff.

Distracted: 410,673,917 [£10,390,692,680,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 387,857,766 [£2,597,946,558,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 354,632,108 [£17,075,923,503,800] enemies dead. 172,822,183 [£6,751,035,146,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 897,781 [£41,912,064,000] enemies bribed. 57,720 [£2,508,007,900] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 10,822,050 [£470,198,022,000] enemies converted.

You gained 4,780,257 effectiveness.
You gained 10.84 fame.
You gained 11.94 honour.
You will soon be receiving £303,280,884,800 insurance.

 

[Dax]

My Scrap Bots would have done it better.

 

['Tiger']

My Scrap Bots would have done it better.

If only we had you

 

[flameharvester]

I thought willy had poms there, if he had would have been much much better less so would have been left to fir which means less losses probably same amount of kills

 

['Tiger']

Either way, it was a good fight

 

[jamesNchina]

lol
something smells fishy. must be all the pussies/



Toffee Crisp [8258] * Number one pokemon master [122] last ticking big guys, all in. (edit) Defending 43,140,669 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * Free taught me how to play Bush [4721] all in (edit) Defending 6,132,712 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * kyungduk [4846] (edit) Defending 5,658,260 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * Dante's Inferno [7999] (edit) Defending 19,245,969 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Scallywags alliance HQ [100009] all in (edit) Defending 5,688,420 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Invaders Must Die [9279] (edit) Attacking 286,000,000 ETA 4 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Narley Dude [774] (edit) Attacking 129,000,000 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] KONY [3978] (edit) Attacking 118,724,076 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Dancing Time [8134] (edit) Attacking 7,823,488 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Rising Star [3245] (edit) Attacking 3,863,052 ETA 2 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Your Nightmare [225] last tick? (edit) Attacking 351,793,844 ETA 1 tick
Toffee Crisp [8258] I'm sexy and I know it [2434] (edit) Attacking 226,364,672 ETA 1 tick
Total Incoming: 1,123,569,132 hostile 79,866,030


sad state of bush. but have fun with it. We will die a quick death

names included for ***** and grins

actually rooster you had a couple alliances attacking you.. the one you know ofc the other is "join me" who have been piggying on many of DW and LC's attacks... they are a new group of noobs and just being opportunistic.. guess they don't know many don't accept that as fair play

 

[Dax]

Indeed. I am annoyed nobody has found and murdered the landfat little naabs by now.

 

[Rooster]

lol
something smells fishy. must be all the pussies/



Toffee Crisp [8258] * Number one pokemon master [122] last ticking big guys, all in. (edit) Defending 43,140,669 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * Free taught me how to play Bush [4721] all in (edit) Defending 6,132,712 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * kyungduk [4846] (edit) Defending 5,658,260 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] * Dante's Inferno [7999] (edit) Defending 19,245,969 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Scallywags alliance HQ [100009] all in (edit) Defending 5,688,420 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Invaders Must Die [9279] (edit) Attacking 286,000,000 ETA 4 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Narley Dude [774] (edit) Attacking 129,000,000 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] KONY [3978] (edit) Attacking 118,724,076 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Dancing Time [8134] (edit) Attacking 7,823,488 ETA 3 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Rising Star [3245] (edit) Attacking 3,863,052 ETA 2 ticks
Toffee Crisp [8258] Your Nightmare [225] last tick? (edit) Attacking 351,793,844 ETA 1 tick
Toffee Crisp [8258] I'm sexy and I know it [2434] (edit) Attacking 226,364,672 ETA 1 tick
Total Incoming: 1,123,569,132 hostile 79,866,030


sad state of bush. but have fun with it. We will die a quick death

names included for ***** and grins

Names included because your an idiot. Simple.

Many things I am flameharvester , senile, forgetful, old, handsome, hung like a small pony, awesome father, even an idiot perhaps but since it was round end didn't see the harm in it.

 

['Tiger']

Made me lol..

Total: 8,671,598,171 incoming hostile.
Real Score: 263,645,179,497 incoming hostile.

 

[Dax]

Made me lol..

Total: 8,671,598,171 incoming hostile.
Real Score: 263,645,179,497 incoming hostile.

 

[Alcibiades]

Made me lol..

Total: 8,671,598,171 incoming hostile.
Real Score: 263,645,179,497 incoming hostile.

I think that was on Hero, and iirc, like 3bill of that is attack dogs, so.. whatever

 

['Tiger']

But you still gotta send with you and Martin there.
We woulda liked one last BR with you lot, not Harrier, TL, Striker, Robo and all

 

[Garrett2]

Defending against Lobster. Innocents were spared My only regret is that my shox never fired :/ it's hard to bounty on 800m humvees.



[range] 250,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 23,520,957 hostile staff.
[range] 70,502,470 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 31,661,983 allied staff.
[range] 94,725,985 allied Sniper attacked, killing 70,502,470 hostile staff.

Died: 94,023,427 [£4,231,054,215,000] enemies dead. 31,661,983 [£1,284,154,017,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 43.67 fame.
You will soon be receiving £256,830,803,400 insurance

 

[edd]

Battle Report - Attacking
[close] 42,502 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,981 allied staff.
[close] 5,983,201 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 42,502 hostile staff.
[close] 22,510 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,938 land. [754] tree. [972] bush. [100] flower. [112] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Died: 2,981 [£106,769,200] friendlies dead. 42,502 [£1,275,060,000] enemies dead.

You stole 1,938 land. [754] tree. [972] bush. [100] flower. [112] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 1,802 effectiveness.
You gained 5.10 fame.
You gained 5.72 honour.
You earned £1,180,145,370 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £20,802,000 insurance.


Battle Report - Attacking
[middle] 230,162 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 30,035 allied staff.
[middle] 5,496,498 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 758,944 allied staff.
[middle] 4,846,079 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,282,167 allied staff.
[middle] 5,980,718 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,007,171 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,473,179 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,998,391 hostile staff.

Stunned: 30,035 [£1,970,500,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 3,041,111 [£120,628,593,400] friendlies dead. 11,005,562 [£425,129,959,000] enemies dead.

You gained 614,522 effectiveness.
You gained 46.20 fame.
You gained 33.28 honour.
You earned £283,360,540,233 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £23,757,274,880 insurance.


Battle Report - Attacking
[range] 621,981 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 82,820 allied staff.
[range] 10,017,876 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 7,741,430 allied staff.
[range] 9,840,964 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 7,812,938 allied staff.
[range] 6,131,652 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,288,050 hostile staff.
[range] 16,335,053 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 15,166,914 hostile staff.

Stunned: 82,820 [£5,577,825,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 15,554,368 [£240,553,009,000] friendlies dead. 33,454,964 [£893,785,977,000] enemies dead.

You gained 1,289,900 effectiveness.
You gained 50.72 fame.
You gained 34.04 honour.
You earned £417,340,431,304 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £43,503,890,000 insurance.

 

[Alcibiades]

But you still gotta send with you and Martin there.
We woulda liked one last BR with you lot, not Harrier, TL, Striker, Robo and all

Fair enough. Although no one would give me a good BR solo so hanging up with the baddest bully on the block was a good decision.

 

['Tiger']

But you still gotta send with you and Martin there.
We woulda liked one last BR with you lot, not Harrier, TL, Striker, Robo and all

Fair enough. Although no one would give me a good BR solo so hanging up with the baddest bully on the block was a good decision.

We would have, had Martin and maybe a few not been there

 

[Polo]

But you still gotta send with you and Martin there.
We woulda liked one last BR with you lot, not Harrier, TL, Striker, Robo and all

Fair enough. Although no one would give me a good BR solo so hanging up with the baddest bully on the block was a good decision.

We would have, had Martin and maybe a few not been there

I doubt it. You only fought when you massively outnumbered the attackers.

 

[Alcibiades]

But you still gotta send with you and Martin there.
We woulda liked one last BR with you lot, not Harrier, TL, Striker, Robo and all

Fair enough. Although no one would give me a good BR solo so hanging up with the baddest bully on the block was a good decision.

We would have, had Martin and maybe a few not been there

THIS is all I have to say to you.