Here's a small selection - there were many others!
Battle Report - Attacking DW member 1
[range] 11,368,271 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,384,131 allied staff.
[range] 2,104 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,122 hostile staff.
[range] 76,881 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 25,164 hostile staff.
[range] 301,734 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 463,475 hostile staff.
[range] 341,023 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 3,541,171 hostile staff.
[range] 33,134,506 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 115,666,685 allied staff.
[range] 35,729,111 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 64,070,066 hostile staff.
[range] 19,581,218 allied Vampire attacked, killing 11,447,034 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,699,409 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 4,006,105 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 2,315,519 allied staff.
[range] 7,322,795 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,159,726 hostile staff.
[range] 36,235,287 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 14,098,277 allied staff.
[range] 7,163,105 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,146,055 hostile staff.
[range] 12,377,724 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 5,697,639 hostile staff.
[range] 7,711,540 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,159,677 allied staff.
[range] 283,938 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 132,643 hostile staff.
[range] 1,775,046 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 5,341,238 allied staff.
[range] 7,928,415 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,562,427 hostile staff.
[range] 365,092 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 518,589 allied staff.
[range] 3,010,256 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 465,485 hostile staff.
[raised] 26,066 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 534,358 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,248,031 allied staff.
[range] 129 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 60 hostile staff.
[range] 26,200,192 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 10,504,007 allied staff.
[range] 11,091,176 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 2,343,679 allied staff.
[range] 7,623 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,633 hostile staff.
[range] 152,820 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 2,287,738 allied staff.
[range] 1,431,069 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,008,579 hostile staff.
[range] 89 hostile Officer attacked, killing 49 allied staff.
Distracted: 4,159,677 [£97,621,568,000] friendlies distracted. 3,673,814 [£25,596,174,300] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 14,098,277 [£313,193,752,600] friendlies disabled. 2,609,530 [£74,041,517,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 143,609,666 [£2,215,496,810,000] friendlies dead. 92,438,935 [£2,180,552,212,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,725,475 [£27,842,194,000] enemies converted.
Battle Report - Attacking DW member 1
[middle] 5,240,354 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,197,689 allied staff.
[middle] 1,486 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 773 hostile staff.
[middle] 67,281 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 19,813 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,857,652 allied Mummy attacked, killing 5,583,700 hostile staff.
[middle] 275,461 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 241,041 hostile staff.
[middle] 317,703 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 497,144 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,639,173 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 37,383,410 allied staff.
[middle] 28,094,857 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 12,782,336 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,832,527 allied Vampire attacked, killing 6,274,876 hostile staff.
[raised] 675,037 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 1,470,055 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 600,088 allied staff.
[middle] 5,248,625 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,922,872 hostile staff.
[middle] 32,876,440 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 8,688,137 allied staff.
[middle] 6,501,704 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,455,024 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,317,529 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 11,421,831 allied staff.
[middle] 7,753,628 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 3,359,606 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,454,852 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,711,482 allied staff.
[middle] 258,540 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 150,328 hostile staff.
[middle] 488,624 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 974,838 allied staff.
[middle] 6,449,314 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,423,711 hostile staff.
[middle] 109,373 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 94,510 allied staff.
[middle] 1,836,947 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 182,491 hostile staff.
[raised] 10,344 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 4,761,248 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,153,757 hostile staff.
[raised] 303,687 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 244,824 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 298,677 allied staff.
[middle] 81 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 35 hostile staff.
[middle] 21,708,503 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 5,250,178 allied staff.
[middle] 8,417,504 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 1,166,697 allied staff.
[middle] 4,859 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,058 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,096 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 286,807 allied staff.
[middle] 928,838 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 880,568 hostile staff.
[middle] 121,403 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 17,728 hostile staff.
[middle] 25 hostile Officer attacked, killing 2 allied staff.
Distracted: 2,711,482 [£98,959,437,400] friendlies distracted. 647,472 [£39,594,519,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 8,688,137 [£293,203,827,800] friendlies disabled. 2,696,065 [£116,930,962,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 58,674,727 [£1,536,591,240,200] friendlies dead. 38,603,324 [£1,758,227,920,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 989,068 [£23,814,046,000] enemies converted.
Battle Report - Attacking DW member 1
[close] 47,406 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 17,764 hostile staff.
[close] 49,819 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 12,418 hostile staff.
[close] 1,339,571 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,360,933 allied staff.
[close] 6,599,041 allied Mummy attacked, killing 1,676,669 hostile staff.
[close] 243,169 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 191,821 hostile staff.
[close] 286,252 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 447,525 hostile staff.
[close] 8,485,894 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 10,070,509 allied staff.
[close] 21,877,622 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,179,876 hostile staff.
[close] 11,120,819 allied Vampire attacked, killing 4,020,957 hostile staff.
[raised] 286,737 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 514,568 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 168,258 allied staff.
[close] 3,713,838 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,023,319 hostile staff.
[close] 8,997,266 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 6,069,577 allied staff.
[close] 7,253,860 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,238,141 allied staff.
[close] 253,047 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 153,059 hostile staff.
[close] 6,215,734 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,205,404 hostile staff.
[close] 19,996 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 32,098 allied staff.
[close] 5,296,511 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 523,024 hostile staff.
[close] 1,562,282 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 119,367 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,935 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 4,309,037 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 909,087 hostile staff.
[raised] 178,525 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 111,639 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 119,146 allied staff.
[close] 74 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 34 hostile staff.
[close] 31,153 allied Zombie ate the brains of 7,737 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,320 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 18,288,182 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 3,647,059 allied staff.
[close] 6,546,803 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 761,593 allied staff.
[close] 4,514 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,049 hostile staff.
[close] 3,045 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 37,725 allied staff.
[close] 875,330 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 610,976 hostile staff.
[close] 61,135 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 9,239 hostile staff.
[close] 65,879 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 54,926 hostile staff.
[close] 224,888 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,104 land. [280] tree. [676] bush. [72] flower. [76] grass. [0] uncultivated.
[close] 24,268 allied Thief stole 22 land. [6] tree. [14] bush. [1] flower. [1] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Battle Report - Attacking DW member 2
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 530,793 allied staff.
[close] 29,206,930 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 4,386,102 allied staff.
[close] 12,695 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 1,084 hostile staff.
[close] 974 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 307 hostile staff.
[close] 7,672 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,344 hostile staff.
[close] 4,324,787 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 3,179,229 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 45,276 Gargantua.
[close] 113,370 allied Striker attacked, killing 101,419 hostile staff.
[close] 28,006,130 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 40,953,111 allied staff.
[close] 4,870,672 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 24,872,457 allied staff.
[close] 24,587,233 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 19,716,988 hostile staff.
[close] 887,073 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,317,168 allied staff.
[close] 38,030 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 3,031 hostile staff.
[close] 717,185 hostile White Wizard zapped 186,398 allied staff.
[close] 186,192 allied Marine attacked, killing 146,681 hostile staff.
[close] 6,773,463 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,550,844 hostile staff.
[close] 2,792,603 allied Humvee attacked, killing 226,182 hostile staff.
[close] 1 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 5 allied staff.
[close] 2,709,104 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 8,294,448 allied staff.
[close] 6,486,096 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,903,373 hostile staff.
[close] 540,612 allied Private attacked, killing 86,142 hostile staff.
[close] 19,749,037 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 1,659,446 hostile staff.
[close] 205,709 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 2,557,947 allied staff.
[close] 1,951,246 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 1,267,156 hostile staff.
[close] 640,133 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 12,941,928 hostile staff.
[close] 87,874 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,502 land. [386] tree. [976] bush. [76] flower. [64] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 44,041,851 [£137,273,920,300] friendlies distracted. 2,428 [£66,133,100] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,317,168 [£8,293,888,900] friendlies disabled.
Died: 37,739,410 [£699,617,860,600] friendlies dead. 43,515,570 [£1,432,852,380,700] enemies dead.
Bribed: 1,267,156 [£49,656,107,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 45,276 [£45,276,000,000] enemies converted.