These are all from a while ago but I saved them incase you guys got me riled up with some big BR's and i wanted to join in
Yesyesyes, i'm not actually retired in case any of you noticed that i had in the first place. It was boring and i like the game too much, all i needed was a couple rounds off.
Battle Report - Attacking Madafaka
[range] 2,608,647 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 549,334 allied staff.
[range] 34,450,666 allied Vampire attacked, killing 94,771,729 hostile staff.
[raised] 5,854,048 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 50,959,908 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,735,266 allied staff.
[range] 12,824,445 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 4,987,264 allied staff.
Disabled: 7,735,266 [£425,439,630,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 5,536,598 [£304,512,890,000] friendlies dead. 94,771,729 [£1,291,130,016,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 5,854,048 [£93,664,768,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,988,083 effectiveness.
You gained 55.63 fame.
You gained 25.28 honour.
You earned £686,191,966,248 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £60,902,578,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking Madafaka
[middle] 557,410 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 103,815 allied staff.
[middle] 29,359,587 allied Vampire attacked, killing 21,665,970 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,387,126 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 46,373,385 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,471,779 allied staff.
Disabled: 6,471,779 [£355,947,845,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 103,815 [£5,709,825,000] friendlies dead. 21,665,970 [£678,593,676,600] enemies dead.
Converted: 2,387,126 [£38,194,016,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,000,663 effectiveness.
You gained 65.52 fame.
You gained 25.06 honour.
You earned £366,638,377,175 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £1,141,965,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Me with my Thug pnap vs Madafaka
[middle] 17,500,000 allied Mummy attacked, killing 17,371,461 hostile staff.
[middle] 50,000,099 allied Vampire attacked, killing 191,914,016 hostile staff.
[raised] 6,959,849 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 16,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,121,443 hostile staff.
[middle] 21,000,000 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 3,648,725 hostile staff.
[middle] 850 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 49 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,367,145 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,526,725 allied staff.
[middle] 20,768,132 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 351,760 hostile staff.
[middle] 61,290 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 381,409 allied staff.
[middle] 18,161,248 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 713,758 hostile staff.
Disabled: 3,121,443 [£323,212,080,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 213,999,769 [£1,719,404,474,400] enemies dead. 6,908,134 [£143,854,250,800] friendlies dead.
Converted: 6,959,849 [£111,357,584,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,971,929 effectiveness.
You gained 61.02 fame.
You gained 38.46 honour.
You will soon be receiving £20,373,757,160 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Me with my Thug pnap vs Madafaka
[close] 4,568,906 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 59,632 hostile staff.
[close] 17,345,824 allied Mummy attacked, killing 2,970,551 hostile staff.
[close] 32,313,106 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 512,170 hostile staff.
[close] 49,054,899 allied Vampire attacked, killing 2,953,780 hostile staff.
Distracted: 59,632 [£3,577,920,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 6,436,501 [£689,500,145,000] enemies dead.
You gained 444,438 effectiveness.
You gained 6.66 fame.
You gained 18.23 honour.
Battle Report - Attacking Madafaka
[range] 52,500,000 allied Vampire attacked, killing 64,660,629 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,262,643 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 5,158,328 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,788,865 allied staff.
[range] 1,015,301 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,217,042 allied staff.
Died: 7,005,907 [£385,324,885,000] friendlies dead. 64,660,629 [£707,120,494,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,262,643 [£20,202,288,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,064,404 effectiveness.
You gained 49.90 fame.
You gained 49.12 honour.
You earned £272,810,219,819 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £77,064,977,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking Madakafa
[middle] 45,494,093 allied Vampire attacked, killing 15,928,286 hostile staff.
[raised] 47,045 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 2,282,678 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,611,011 allied staff.
Died: 1,611,011 [£88,605,605,000] friendlies dead. 15,928,286 [£464,490,381,800] enemies dead.
Converted: 47,045 [£752,720,000] enemies converted.
You gained 733,612 effectiveness.
You gained 68.28 fame.
You gained 50.89 honour.
You earned £196,861,111,465 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £17,721,121,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking Madafaka
[close] 67 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 32 allied staff.
[close] 43,883,050 allied Vampire attacked, killing 3,639,161 hostile staff.
Died: 32 [£1,760,000] friendlies dead. 3,639,161 [£271,049,583,000] enemies dead.
You gained 379,470 effectiveness.
You gained 62.34 fame.
You gained 45.18 honour.
You earned £124,823,823,028 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £352,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Me with my thug pnap vs Madafaka
[middle] 30,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 24,046,584 allied staff.
[middle] 24,377,261 allied Mummy attacked, killing 27,875,079 hostile staff.
[middle] 47,578,170 allied Vampire attacked, killing 126,656,545 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,668,999 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 13,350,391 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,936,749 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,781,176 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 5,598,825 hostile staff.
[middle] 799 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 79 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,639,766 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 14,146,788 allied staff.
[middle] 19,758,872 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 1,234,454 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,205,920 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 17,464,705 allied staff.
[middle] 14,748,237 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 1,179,803 hostile staff.
Disabled: 3,936,749 [£258,484,215,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 162,544,785 [£1,784,034,920,000] enemies dead. 55,658,077 [£1,114,682,912,800] friendlies dead.
Converted: 2,668,999 [£42,703,984,000] enemies converted.
You gained 2,127,240 effectiveness.
You gained 36.94 fame.
You gained 32.15 honour.
You will soon be receiving £150,987,426,840 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending Me, all by my loneseome vs Madafaka
[close] 15,805,647 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 8,069,578 allied staff.
[close] 4,267,786 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 11,916 hostile staff.
[close] 22,655,020 allied Mummy attacked, killing 6,021,772 hostile staff.
[close] 41,262,143 allied Vampire attacked, killing 8,437,327 hostile staff.
[close] 7,545,412 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 7,032,316 allied staff.
[close] 37 allied Skeleton attacked, killing 3 hostile staff.
[close] 17,403,246 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 1,054,879 hostile staff.
[close] 503,808 allied White Wizard zapped 26,500 hostile staff.
[close] 700,115 allied Zombie ate the brains of 61,479 hostile staff.
[close] 1,364,617 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 5,036,008 allied staff.
[close] 9,794,951 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 683,559 hostile staff.
Distracted: 11,916 [£714,960,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 16,285,519 [£1,106,326,150,000] enemies dead. 20,137,902 [£610,840,999,900] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,646,849 effectiveness.
You gained 50.54 fame.
You gained 45.69 honour.
You will soon be receiving £119,992,853,700 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking Madafaka
[range] 42,000,000 allied Vampire attacked, killing 138,634,533 hostile staff.
[raised] 8,796,061 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 48,262,057 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,112,019 allied staff.
[range] 15,934,620 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 6,487,130 allied staff.
Disabled: 7,112,019 [£391,161,045,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 6,487,130 [£356,792,150,000] friendlies dead. 138,634,533 [£1,122,970,900,400] enemies dead.
Converted: 8,796,061 [£140,736,976,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,925,420 effectiveness.
You gained 51.80 fame.
You gained 50.07 honour.
You earned £574,813,691,058 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £71,358,430,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking Madafaka with my rpg pnap, This tick they had the jeep/TL from the same player but he recalls just before mid because the 101m dogs were mostly dead after range!
[range] 17,706,992 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,344,515 hostile staff.
[range] 4,631,902 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 7,103,993 allied staff.
[range] 4,954,478 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 980,941 allied staff.
[range] 50,476,115 allied Vampire attacked, killing 204,147,793 hostile staff.
[raised] 9,923,503 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 18,570,885 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,874,907 allied staff.
[range] 20,806,767 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 9,019,204 allied staff.
[range] 10,298,166 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 4,167,961 allied staff.
[range] 3,819,362 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 4,617,043 allied staff.
[range] 275,943 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 147,686 allied staff.
[range] 1,383,412 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,397,247 hostile staff.
[range] 31,416,714 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 5,818,491 allied staff.
Disabled: 2,874,907 [£156,790,256,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 31,855,319 [£1,738,681,606,000] friendlies dead. 215,889,555 [£2,290,412,366,600] enemies dead.
Converted: 9,923,503 [£158,776,048,000] enemies converted.
You gained 3,195,965 effectiveness.
You gained 47.63 fame.
You gained 48.51 honour.
You earned £793,454,569,005 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £251,108,748,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Madafaka with my RPG pnap
[middle] 10,172,287 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,573,417 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,805,605 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 4,247,617 allied staff.
[middle] 30,312,805 allied Vampire attacked, killing 68,030,747 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,244,155 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 3,886,345 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,722,923 allied staff.
[middle] 1,306,915 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,504,264 allied staff.
[middle] 978,610 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 683,772 hostile staff.
Died: 7,474,804 [£408,562,632,000] friendlies dead. 73,287,936 [£1,993,677,998,400] enemies dead.
Converted: 3,244,155 [£51,906,480,000] enemies converted.
You gained 2,559,621 effectiveness.
You gained 71.22 fame.
You gained 46.14 honour.
You earned £977,148,294,505 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £60,070,747,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking Madafaka
[close] 27,968,859 allied Vampire attacked, killing 6,601,646 hostile staff.
[raised] 390,221 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
Died: 6,601,646 [£488,317,198,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 390,221 [£6,243,536,000] enemies converted.
You gained 696,806 effectiveness.
You gained 54.13 fame.
You gained 45.13 honour.
You earned £274,325,035,465 bounty
There was also a token land grab where i sent a few k geos and stole 800 land in the middle of the night when i a guy sent all out to govt
Then finally, Dachi nailed me
Battle Report - Defending me
[range] 76,008,004 allied Vampire attacked, killing 151,912,843 hostile staff.
[raised] 7,586,065 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 523,006 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 728,483 allied staff.
[range] 627 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 115 hostile staff.
[range] 55,463,002 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 90,612,264 allied staff.
[range] 12,126,892 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 6,682,961 allied staff.
[range] 22,736,503 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 64,104,848 allied staff.
[range] 7,999,550 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 413,620 hostile staff.
[raised] 11,027 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
Stunned: 728,483 [£21,971,928,700] friendlies stunned.
Died: 152,326,578 [£2,087,633,033,000] enemies dead. 161,400,073 [£3,365,132,162,700] friendlies dead.
Converted: 7,597,092 [£121,652,715,000] enemies converted.
You gained 3,617,418 effectiveness.
You gained 25.07 fame.
You gained 18.61 honour.
You will soon be receiving £638,956,927,620 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending me
[middle] 15,671,204 allied Mummy attacked, killing 5,651,313 hostile staff.
[middle] 38,035,482 allied Vampire attacked, killing 15,356,405 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,358,409 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 368,519 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 399,446 allied staff.
[middle] 425,301 hostile Witch attacked, killing 492,671 allied staff.
[middle] 377 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 64 hostile staff.
[middle] 43,662,583 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 18,814,602 allied staff.
[middle] 9,094,545 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,480,971 allied staff.
[middle] 6,238,722 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 315,416 hostile staff.
[raised] 8,342 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 805,240 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 121,757 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,442 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 5,851 allied staff.
Stunned: 399,446 [£15,267,039,700] friendlies stunned.
Died: 21,444,955 [£817,110,508,000] enemies dead. 22,794,095 [£858,539,928,200] friendlies dead.
Converted: 1,366,751 [£21,943,094,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,330,702 effectiveness.
You gained 41.64 fame.
You gained 19.67 honour.
You will soon be receiving £170,057,517,640 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending me
[close] 463,006 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 94,397 hostile staff.
[close] 3,325,269 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 410,878 allied staff.
[close] 10,416 allied Serf attacked, killing 25,862 hostile staff.
[close] 13,496,577 allied Mummy attacked, killing 5,085,204 hostile staff.
[close] 27,556,422 allied Vampire attacked, killing 10,812,231 hostile staff.
[raised] 794,410 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 292,128 hostile Witch attacked, killing 183,295 allied staff.
[close] 34,286,596 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 11,299,300 allied staff.
[close] 679,768 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 135,657 allied staff.
[close] 16,300,391 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 28,341,759 allied staff.
[close] 753,798 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 37,118 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,024 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 615,218 allied White Wizard zapped 74,656 hostile staff.
[close] 1,874 allied Zombie ate the brains of 490 hostile staff.
[raised] 110 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 7,442 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 1,625 allied staff.
Distracted: 94,397 [£566,382,000] enemies distracted. 410,878 [£19,542,516,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 135,657 [£813,942,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 16,035,561 [£626,982,244,000] enemies dead. 39,825,979 [£1,876,600,582,200] friendlies dead.
Converted: 795,544 [£12,740,670,000] enemies converted.
You gained 1,205,958 effectiveness.
You gained 15.05 fame.
You gained 19.25 honour.
You will soon be receiving £374,927,297,640 insurance.