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tobapopalos
Hydroponics Developer
...How is that even remotely relevant? What parallels could there possibly be between bushtarion and winning millions of pounds in real life?
This playerbase baffles me with its utter idiocy sometimes.
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
I personally agree because of all people you claim to be cool, it would be Stargayzer.
I couldn't have iterated it much better, myself.
I'll take that lottery ticket. Oh, and your land. That too.
PS: GG, Edwardos.
Koeniej
Harvester
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No-Dachi
Official Helper
Well i only hope you would still have done had you known it was me
Of course! No mercy, no prisoners, no remorse!
willymchilybily
Landscape Designer
Was expecting more battle reports and less chat in this thread? Noticed no one posted the simplistic all pile on one offliner battler report from dw attacking trans. see we can use lame tactics for fun too!
Wed 27th Sep, year 3. Midnight Attacking Some Guy in trans
Battle Report - Attacking Some Guy in trans
[range] 20,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,772,547 hostile staff.
[range] 25,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 8,761,712 hostile staff.
[range] 5,257,519 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 51,130,493 allied staff.
[range] 13,963,101 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,278,681 hostile staff.
[range] 6,414,329 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 6,989,434 allied staff.
[range] 14,631,793 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 16,499,616 allied staff.
[raised] 1,825,905 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 28,992,658 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 75,264,983 hostile staff.
[range] 7,024,893 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 3,338,618 hostile staff.
[range] 3,781,649 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,424,434 allied staff.
[range] 9,755,484 allied Assassin attacked, killing 6,096,575 hostile staff.
[range] 5,003,709 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,018,622 allied staff.
[range] 4,552,057 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 5,575,876 hostile staff.
[range] 6,901,857 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 13,564,863 hostile staff.
[range] 18,552,888 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 22,574,336 allied staff.
[range] 4,664,928 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 25,554,795 hostile staff.
[range] 2,157,122 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,364,919 hostile staff.
[range] 39 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 8 allied staff.
[range] 626,980 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 214,481 allied staff.
[raised] 11,494 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 7,540,673 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,758,134 hostile staff.
[range] 8,908,617 allied Marine attacked, killing 5,481,004 hostile staff.
[range] 8,672,610 allied Humvee attacked, killing 665,770 hostile staff.
[range] 3,156,828 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 5,869,586 allied staff.
[range] 4,230,215 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 8,475,022 hostile staff.
[range] 731,888 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 5,752,837 allied staff.
Stunned: 3,338,618 [£189,049,637,300] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 53,149,123 [£384,175,644,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 59,324,724 [£2,205,459,562,000] friendlies dead. 173,614,881 [£3,598,242,460,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,837,399 [£29,501,830,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 1,014,042 effectiveness.
You gained 13.51 fame.
You lost 17.62 honour.
You earned £18,895,613,829 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £54,533,050,400 insurance.
It was much of the same after that but alot more even. Gargantuas and all that.
Middle:
Stunned: 2,469,408 [£142,731,519,300] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 40,141,339 [£313,825,716,400] friendlies distracted.
Died: 55,581,594 [£2,417,970,292,600] friendlies dead. 47,367,582 [£2,701,665,101,600] enemies dead.
Close
Distracted: 32,141,075 [£216,394,943,800] friendlies distracted.
Died: 30,566,877 [£1,435,325,326,600] friendlies dead. 29,048,912 [£1,889,890,892,000] enemies dead.
Ps. stargazer, you may be happy to lose all integrity and moral fiber because its only a game, but it is considered a social faux pas by a few, myself included. If you cant do the right thing when its not important could you really do the right thing when it does matter?
Pps. if you find a winning lottery ticket becareful, as you are not the purchaser! Hence you are not the owner of the money, if the rightful recipient claims it was thier ticket, particularly if they use the same numbers each week, you may find you have to give all the money to them and sell anything you bought to re-imberse the money you've spent
Wed 27th Sep, year 3. Midnight Attacking Some Guy in trans
Battle Report - Attacking Some Guy in trans
[range] 20,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,772,547 hostile staff.
[range] 25,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 8,761,712 hostile staff.
[range] 5,257,519 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 51,130,493 allied staff.
[range] 13,963,101 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,278,681 hostile staff.
[range] 6,414,329 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 6,989,434 allied staff.
[range] 14,631,793 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 16,499,616 allied staff.
[raised] 1,825,905 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 28,992,658 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 75,264,983 hostile staff.
[range] 7,024,893 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 3,338,618 hostile staff.
[range] 3,781,649 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,424,434 allied staff.
[range] 9,755,484 allied Assassin attacked, killing 6,096,575 hostile staff.
[range] 5,003,709 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,018,622 allied staff.
[range] 4,552,057 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 5,575,876 hostile staff.
[range] 6,901,857 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 13,564,863 hostile staff.
[range] 18,552,888 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 22,574,336 allied staff.
[range] 4,664,928 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 25,554,795 hostile staff.
[range] 2,157,122 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,364,919 hostile staff.
[range] 39 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 8 allied staff.
[range] 626,980 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 214,481 allied staff.
[raised] 11,494 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 7,540,673 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,758,134 hostile staff.
[range] 8,908,617 allied Marine attacked, killing 5,481,004 hostile staff.
[range] 8,672,610 allied Humvee attacked, killing 665,770 hostile staff.
[range] 3,156,828 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 5,869,586 allied staff.
[range] 4,230,215 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 8,475,022 hostile staff.
[range] 731,888 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 5,752,837 allied staff.
Stunned: 3,338,618 [£189,049,637,300] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 53,149,123 [£384,175,644,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 59,324,724 [£2,205,459,562,000] friendlies dead. 173,614,881 [£3,598,242,460,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,837,399 [£29,501,830,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 1,014,042 effectiveness.
You gained 13.51 fame.
You lost 17.62 honour.
You earned £18,895,613,829 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £54,533,050,400 insurance.
It was much of the same after that but alot more even. Gargantuas and all that.
Middle:
Stunned: 2,469,408 [£142,731,519,300] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 40,141,339 [£313,825,716,400] friendlies distracted.
Died: 55,581,594 [£2,417,970,292,600] friendlies dead. 47,367,582 [£2,701,665,101,600] enemies dead.
Close
Distracted: 32,141,075 [£216,394,943,800] friendlies distracted.
Died: 30,566,877 [£1,435,325,326,600] friendlies dead. 29,048,912 [£1,889,890,892,000] enemies dead.
Ps. stargazer, you may be happy to lose all integrity and moral fiber because its only a game, but it is considered a social faux pas by a few, myself included. If you cant do the right thing when its not important could you really do the right thing when it does matter?
Pps. if you find a winning lottery ticket becareful, as you are not the purchaser! Hence you are not the owner of the money, if the rightful recipient claims it was thier ticket, particularly if they use the same numbers each week, you may find you have to give all the money to them and sell anything you bought to re-imberse the money you've spent
Just for lolz
Battle Report - Attacking DW
[close] 605,901 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 59,151 allied staff.
[close] 9,993,931 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 608,621 hostile staff.
[close] 5,000,000 allied Seed Thief stole 87,892,022 stored seeds. [19,201,057] tree. [68,690,947] bush. [9] flower. [9] grass.
[close] 1,000,000 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 924 land. [360] tree. [444] bush. [62] flower. [58] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 59,151 [£4,204,480,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 608,621 [£10,906,490,000] enemies dead.
Battle Report - Attacking DW
[close] 605,901 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 59,151 allied staff.
[close] 9,993,931 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 608,621 hostile staff.
[close] 5,000,000 allied Seed Thief stole 87,892,022 stored seeds. [19,201,057] tree. [68,690,947] bush. [9] flower. [9] grass.
[close] 1,000,000 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 924 land. [360] tree. [444] bush. [62] flower. [58] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 59,151 [£4,204,480,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 608,621 [£10,906,490,000] enemies dead.
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
God, I've always wanted to be able to take land from DW as an undeserving rank 1 member - That would definitely cement my position amongst the greatest Bush players of all time.
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
I don't even got login, br0. Too leet for that ****.
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
For those all-risky Scrap Bot conversions (that are an utter pitence, and a waste of the multitude of ticks it takes to even send the attack in the first place).
