Blame the bribers for the length of the BR lol
DW Defending against WLZB and Mince
Battle Report - Defending att for 3
[range] 102,563,740 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 48,574,327 allied staff.
[range] 215,741,811 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 528,841,598 hostile staff.
[range] 20,012,828 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 48,186,889 allied staff.
[range] 45,614,201 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 508,594,845 hostile staff.
[range] 40,385,540 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 480,437,161 allied staff.
[range] 19,979,564 allied Striker attacked, killing 7,356,599 hostile staff.
[range] 479,379 hostile Biker attacked, killing 665,195 allied staff.
[range] 3,097,623 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 17,038,393 hostile staff.
[range] 109,154,651 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 150,053,051 allied staff.
[range] 469 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 464 allied staff.
[raised] 31 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 179,164 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 209,830 hostile staff.
[range] 1,006 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 442 allied staff.
[range] 10,933,922 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 5,562,216 allied staff.
[range] 92,587,263 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 47,552,195 hostile staff.
[range] 5,924,746 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,122,464 allied staff.
[range] 26,216,135 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 86,706,456 hostile staff.
[range] 41,423 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 136,025 allied staff.
[range] 28,147,960 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 21,228,373 hostile staff.
[range] 8,905,526 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,726,251 allied staff.
[range] 28,446,105 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 61,232,941 hostile staff.
[range] 930 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 845 allied staff.
[range] 51,343,551 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 118,055,218 hostile staff.
[range] 640 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 976 allied staff.
[range] 34,799,514 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 38,401,782 allied staff.
[range] 30,486,777 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 176,341,891 hostile staff.
[range] 6,657 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 41,583 allied staff.
[range] 1,360,672 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,466,074 hostile staff.
[range] 32,556 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 29,987 hostile staff.
[range] 29,874,544 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 101,096,110 hostile staff.
[range] 11 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 11 allied staff.
[range] 2,813 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,096 allied staff.
[range] 7,621 allied Ninja attacked, killing 5,598 hostile staff.
[range] 651,153 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 298,532 allied staff.
[range] 227 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 597 allied staff.
[range] 7 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 8 allied staff.
[range] 1,149,880 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 994,057 hostile staff.
[range] 18,841 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 22,155 allied staff.
[range] 5,393,408 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 32,389,805 hostile staff.
[range] 2,711,000 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 1,617,166 hostile staff.
[range] 21,286,309 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 24,501,553 allied staff.
[range] 16,460,130 allied Marine attacked, killing 11,458,954 hostile staff.
[range] 25,234,563 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 25,978,832 allied staff.
[range] 16,324,247 allied Jeep attacked, killing 3,157,334 hostile staff.
[range] 128,024 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 86,361 hostile staff.
[range] 78,741,962 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 9,668,666 allied staff.
[range] 1,180,430 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,468,972 hostile staff.
[range] 49,842,633 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 124,366,359 hostile staff.
[range] 686 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 9,493 allied staff.
[range] 64,107 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 60,533 allied staff.
[range] 8 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
[range] 1,202 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 566 hostile staff.
[range] 741,932 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,704,162 hostile staff.
Stunned: 209,830 [£10,958,624,000] enemies stunned. 442 [£22,644,300] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 529,853,205 [£4,200,505,893,800] enemies distracted. 485,163,412 [£3,955,439,687,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 576,393,793 [£6,824,291,995,800] enemies disabled. 50,309,353 [£740,063,448,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 749,925,850 [£15,548,668,584,200] enemies dead. 279,415,855 [£6,260,883,132,200] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 1,617,166 [£72,921,332,600] enemies bribed. 24,562,086 [£327,948,322,900] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 31 [£496,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 2,459,409 effectiveness.
You gained 1.77 fame.
You gained 2.77 honour.
You will soon be receiving £104,077,234,380 insurance.
Attacking for 2:
Battle Report -
[middle] 46,491,724 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 18,905,909 allied staff.
[range] 36,500,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 14,383,925 allied staff.
[range] 15,131,926 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 134,337,507 allied staff.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 5,673,931 allied staff.
[middle] 11 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 5 allied staff.
[r/m] 184,431,823 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 485,770,838 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,318,644 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 29,289,868 allied staff.
[range] 15,722,563 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 29,033,089 allied staff.
[r/m] 38,594,142 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 447,926,728 hostile staff.
[middle] 100,570,073 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 443,199,166 allied staff.
[range] 190,191,422 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 118,430,927 allied staff.
[r/m] 16,363,884 allied Striker attacked, killing 6,151,208 hostile staff.
[middle] 186,267 hostile Biker attacked, killing 236,858 allied staff.
[r/m] 36,206,746 allied Vampire attacked, killing 149,650,629 hostile staff.
[raised] 8,845,203 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 54,357,498 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 24,024,296 allied staff.
[middle] 230 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 109 allied staff.
[raised] 3 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 112,253,378 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 44,937,363 allied staff.
[r/m] 99,411 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 96,123 hostile staff.
[middle] 375 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 111 allied staff.
[middle] 4,704,861 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,885,413 allied staff.
[range] 23,399,795 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 9,533,265 allied staff.
[middle] 1,137 hostile Witch attacked, killing 809 allied staff.
[r/m] 77,172,843 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 46,508,974 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,083,422 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,429,165 allied staff.
[range] 16,160,887 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,575,721 allied staff.
[r/m] 804,441 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2,597,119 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,873 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 7,281 allied staff.
[r/m] 25,666,871 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 24,369,565 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,869,838 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,216,768 allied staff.
[range] 61,744,862 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 26,407,416 allied staff.
[r/m] 16,806,694 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 54,005,860 hostile staff.
[middle] 672 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 255 allied staff.
[r/m] 31,006,613 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 103,720,168 hostile staff.
[middle] 386 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 336 allied staff.
[middle] 9,666,485 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 8,963,617 allied staff.
[range] 6,643,963 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 5,925,128 allied staff.
[r/m] 23,462,067 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 165,735,382 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,992 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,316 allied staff.
[range] 5,456,200 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,915,997 allied staff.
[r/m] 125,500 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 290,449 hostile staff.
[r/m] 18,041 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 34,648 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,085,816 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,030,512 allied staff.
[range] 7,658,163 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,537,402 allied staff.
[range] 19,638,190 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 137,925,555 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,530 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 774 allied staff.
[r/m] 72 allied Ninja attacked, killing 116 hostile staff.
[middle] 380,427 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 134,359 allied staff.
[range] 1,056,960 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 383,878 allied staff.
[middle] 209 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 30 allied staff.
[range] 320,573 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 55,516 allied staff.
[middle] 13,680 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 8,313 allied staff.
[r/m] 4,341,287 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 59,505,124 hostile staff.
[range] 2,484,498 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 710,436 allied staff.
[middle] 5,063,860 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 25,223,127 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,414,131 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 1,685,603 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 366,116 allied staff.
[raised] 96,387 new nanobots were assimilated.
[r/m] 187,308 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 889,709 hostile staff.
[middle] 12,761,811 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 7,700,621 allied staff.
[range] 2,677,247 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 1,574,987 allied staff.
[r/m] 7,501,940 allied Marine attacked, killing 11,304,097 hostile staff.
[range] 2,808,245 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,940,149 allied staff.
[middle] 12,006,569 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,257,577 allied staff.
[r/m] 10,770,736 allied Jeep attacked, killing 6,570,367 hostile staff.
[r/m] 124,449 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 264,237 hostile staff.
[middle] 70,578,963 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 6,229,515 allied staff.
[range] 7,710,308 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 674,123 allied staff.
[r/m] 3 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 31 hostile staff.
[r/m] 28,892,985 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 763,039,327 hostile staff.
[middle] 629 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 504 allied staff.
[range] 1,495,663 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,191,079 allied staff.
[middle] 59,761 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 33,180 allied staff.
[middle] 8 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
[r/m] 921 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 1,002 hostile staff.
[middle] 734,671 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 545,063 allied staff.
[middle] 80,929 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 6,820,218 hostile staff.
[middle] 154 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 3,441 allied staff.
[r/m] 727,079 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 11,734,055 hostile staff.
Stunned: 96,123 [£5,196,286,000] enemies stunned. 111 [£6,729,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 472,330,941 [£3,540,247,123,100] enemies distracted. 596,822,191 [£12,673,048,825,100] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 532,279,812 [£5,519,627,895,800] enemies disabled. 64,327,843 [£1,082,895,424,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 1,504,538,071 [£12,012,135,187,000] enemies dead. 290,692,131 [£7,597,843,215,800] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 889,709 [£4,137,112,900] enemies bribed. 9,853,851 [£266,271,566,500] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 10,259,334 [£200,916,750,000] enemies converted. 96,390 [£4,048,302,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 2,037,630 effectiveness.
You gained 1.79 fame.
You gained 3.76 honour.
You will soon be receiving £167,439,023,940 insurance.
And Last tick
Battle Report -
[middle] 23,800,712 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 9,100,518 allied staff.
[middle] 10,627,718 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 87,543,920 allied staff.
[close] 5,974,739 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,809,571 hostile staff.
[close] 571,137 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 583,077 allied staff.
[middle] 8,350,084 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 4,194,595 allied staff.
[close] 74,086,724 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 73,616,725 hostile staff.
[close] 4,590,710 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 4,643,520 allied staff.
[close] 11 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 5 allied staff.
[close] 570,403 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 1,787,735 hostile staff.
[m/c] 148,061,684 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 331,846,624 hostile staff.
[close] 11,196,265 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 21,478,294 allied staff.
[middle] 14,804,385 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 28,397,131 allied staff.
[close] 229 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 2,394 allied staff.
[m/c] 37,371,421 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 396,037,475 hostile staff.
[close] 100,489,715 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 352,325,053 allied staff.
[middle] 189,422,710 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 104,993,275 allied staff.
[close] 3,286,230 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 7,164,297 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 10,891 Gargantua.
[close] 6,377 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 4,941 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 40 Gargantua.
[close] 11,759 hostile Armoured Car attacked, killing 534 allied staff.
[m/c] 14,245,544 allied Striker attacked, killing 6,291,184 hostile staff.
[close] 113,894 hostile Biker attacked, killing 161,846 allied staff.
[m/c] 23,563,589 allied Vampire attacked, killing 53,404,880 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,421,838 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 38,505,432 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 17,727,369 allied staff.
[close] 161 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 87 allied staff.
[raised] 4 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 72,383,838 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 31,021,473 allied staff.
[middle] 100,857 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 89,759 hostile staff.
[close] 3,019,220 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,248,323 allied staff.
[middle] 13,590,805 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 5,562,794 allied staff.
[close] 54,225,569 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 112,244,584 hostile staff.
[close] 13,628,626 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 5,058,780 allied staff.
[close] 835 hostile Witch attacked, killing 597 allied staff.
[middle] 67,439,393 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 26,665,002 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,078,749 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,374,499 allied staff.
[middle] 2,844,224 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 9,620,711 hostile staff.
[m/c] 36,671,643 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 19,994,670 hostile staff.
[close] 11,794,766 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,140,204 allied staff.
[middle] 60,665,612 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 26,423,717 allied staff.
[m/c] 16,045,105 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 19,222,333 hostile staff.
[close] 546 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 274 allied staff.
[middle] 28,141,346 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 64,050,503 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,731,090 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 2,084,940 allied staff.
[m/c] 21,193,540 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 115,434,957 hostile staff.
[close] 5,585 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,351 allied staff.
[middle] 4,554,361 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,627,547 allied staff.
[close] 1,347,927 allied Yob attacked, disabling 379,338 hostile staff.
[middle] 36,140 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 28,166 hostile staff.
[close] 23,270,847 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 2,969,970 hostile staff.
[close] 152,300 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 28,508 allied staff.
[m/c] 20,821 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 11,370 hostile staff.
[close] 3,172,926 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,569,724 allied staff.
[middle] 6,573,890 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 3,131,428 allied staff.
[close] 19,064,830 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 31,602,084 hostile staff.
[close] 6 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 5 allied staff.
[close] 791 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 528 allied staff.
[middle] 623,521 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 337,644 allied staff.
[middle] 138,017 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 35,873 allied staff.
[middle] 273,935 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 215,977 hostile staff.
[m/c] 4,028,764 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,138,761 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,196,011 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,028,473 allied staff.
[close] 3,666,143 allied White Wizard zapped 513,562 hostile staff.
[m/c] 6,030,844 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 3,788,987 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,598,386 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 926,190 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 344,198 allied staff.
[raised] 125,142 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 60,450 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 62,617 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,617,107 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 1,401,647 allied staff.
[m/c] 8,972,572 allied Marine attacked, killing 7,906,256 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,163,456 hostile Marine attacked, killing 2,216,963 allied staff.
[close] 178,533 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 77,286 hostile staff.
[close] 4,520,470 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,992,081 allied staff.
[close] 69,197 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 23,785 hostile staff.
[close] 3,674 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 2,400 allied staff.
[m/c] 9,041,813 allied Jeep attacked, killing 1,737,361 hostile staff.
[m/c] 123,110 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 85,283 hostile staff.
[close] 54,665,831 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 6,213,829 allied staff.
[middle] 5,627,209 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 619,998 allied staff.
[middle] 98,200 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 93,899 hostile staff.
[m/c] 24,110,325 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 55,248,125 hostile staff.
[close] 480 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 829 allied staff.
[middle] 1,062,766 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,697,041 allied staff.
[close] 21,511 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 15,732 allied staff.
[close] 820 allied HQ Private attacked, killing 214 hostile staff.
[m/c] 954 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 480 hostile staff.
[close] 51,941,060 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 5,501,955 hostile staff.
[close] 2,992 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 356 allied staff.
[close] 6,090 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 7,954 allied staff.
[close] 163,210 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 157,957 allied staff.
[middle] 63,699 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 62,973 allied staff.
[m/c] 80,626 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 2,060,198 hostile staff.
[close] 153 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 4,161 allied staff.
[m/c] 721,605 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 7,147,075 hostile staff.
[close] 1 hostile Seed Thief stole 94 stored seeds. [5] tree. [67] bush. [5] flower. [17] grass.
Stunned: 89,759 [£5,091,580,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 605,714,395 [£4,405,440,966,400] enemies distracted. 503,868,778 [£10,695,553,965,500] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 361,860,934 [£4,857,454,854,500] enemies disabled. 54,278,432 [£764,754,877,800] friendlies disabled.
Died: 402,146,054 [£9,203,271,043,500] enemies dead. 178,780,887 [£4,148,624,077,600] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 62,617 [£1,745,479,000] enemies bribed. 1,646,263 [£41,655,154,500] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 5,031,115 [£132,772,620,000] enemies converted. 125,186 [£5,296,028,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 1,654,547 effectiveness.
You gained 2.01 fame.
You gained 3.86 honour.
You will soon be receiving £84,916,366,100 insurance.