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Battle Report - Defending WLZB alliance member
[middle] 70,462,860 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 23,774,844 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,000,000 allied Mummy attacked, killing 10,581,875 hostile staff.
[middle] 40,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 7,412,095 hostile staff.
[middle] 878 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 5,522 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,500,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 92,669,317 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,000,000 allied Vampire attacked, killing 67,392,770 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,275,929 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 16,185,591 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 43,380,113 allied staff.
[middle] 17,002,739 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 31,899,245 allied staff.
[raised] 2,059,169 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 685,486 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 506,229 allied staff.
[middle] 4,424,804 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,724,023 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,887,092 allied Harrier attacked, killing 4,881,372 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,797,777 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 3,395,646 allied staff.
[middle] 1,864,109 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 6,340,132 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,184,247 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 19,578,835 hostile staff.
[middle] 12,758,605 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 20,000,785 allied staff.
[middle] 22,366,155 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 39,473,794 allied staff.
[middle] 5,045,869 allied Sniper attacked, killing 24,889,849 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,370,124 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 37,148,232 allied staff.
[middle] 914,603 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,532,120 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,463,480 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,139,199 allied staff.
[middle] 86 allied Ninja attacked, killing 166 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,718,388 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 4,373,319 hostile staff.
[raised] 65,815 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 19,353,670 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 140,614,005 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,023,597 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 30,156,406 allied staff.
[raised] 2,542,013 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 46,123,616 allied Marine attacked, killing 21,536,743 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,200,577 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,498,400 hostile staff.
[middle] 33,104,045 allied Humvee attacked, killing 3,294,183 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,563,463 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,032,839 allied staff.
[middle] 45,411 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 29,047 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,400,581 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 384,986 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,275,735 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 3,303,989 hostile staff.
Stunned: 506,229 [£26,512,579,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 435,484,556 [£10,277,523,363,200] enemies dead. 209,626,259 [£2,584,889,731,900] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 3,333,036 [£187,510,743,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 3,341,744 [£54,060,239,000] enemies converted. 4,601,182 [£139,711,250,000] friendlies converted.
Battle Report - Defending WLZB alliance member
[middle] 70,462,860 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 23,774,844 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,000,000 allied Mummy attacked, killing 10,581,875 hostile staff.
[middle] 40,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 7,412,095 hostile staff.
[middle] 878 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 5,522 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,500,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 92,669,317 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,000,000 allied Vampire attacked, killing 67,392,770 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,275,929 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 16,185,591 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 43,380,113 allied staff.
[middle] 17,002,739 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 31,899,245 allied staff.
[raised] 2,059,169 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 685,486 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 506,229 allied staff.
[middle] 4,424,804 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,724,023 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,887,092 allied Harrier attacked, killing 4,881,372 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,797,777 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 3,395,646 allied staff.
[middle] 1,864,109 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 6,340,132 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,184,247 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 19,578,835 hostile staff.
[middle] 12,758,605 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 20,000,785 allied staff.
[middle] 22,366,155 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 39,473,794 allied staff.
[middle] 5,045,869 allied Sniper attacked, killing 24,889,849 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,370,124 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 37,148,232 allied staff.
[middle] 914,603 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,532,120 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,463,480 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,139,199 allied staff.
[middle] 86 allied Ninja attacked, killing 166 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,718,388 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 4,373,319 hostile staff.
[raised] 65,815 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 19,353,670 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 140,614,005 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,023,597 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 30,156,406 allied staff.
[raised] 2,542,013 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 46,123,616 allied Marine attacked, killing 21,536,743 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,200,577 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,498,400 hostile staff.
[middle] 33,104,045 allied Humvee attacked, killing 3,294,183 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,563,463 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,032,839 allied staff.
[middle] 45,411 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 29,047 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,400,581 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 384,986 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,275,735 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 3,303,989 hostile staff.
Stunned: 506,229 [£26,512,579,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 435,484,556 [£10,277,523,363,200] enemies dead. 209,626,259 [£2,584,889,731,900] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 3,333,036 [£187,510,743,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 3,341,744 [£54,060,239,000] enemies converted. 4,601,182 [£139,711,250,000] friendlies converted.