Battle Report - Defending against another ScallyWags attack
[range] 25,225,585 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 145,088,024 hostile staff.
[range] 9,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 8,699,774 hostile staff.
[range] 1,500,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 704,238 hostile staff.
[range] 5,421,903 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 14,633,171 allied staff.
[range] 4,165,717 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,250,693 allied staff.
[range] 441,588 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 535,893 hostile staff.
[range] 7,210,982 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 30,974,925 allied staff.
[range] 343,412 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 4,712,761 hostile staff.
Distracted: 146,328,155 [£769,100,957,500] enemies distracted.
Died: 13,412,535 [£620,967,639,000] enemies dead. 57,858,789 [£859,772,058,600] friendlies dead.
You gained 620,433 effectiveness.
You gained 16.65 fame.
You gained 27.25 honour.
You will soon be receiving £115,580,205,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending second tick
[r/m] 10,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,541,377 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,337,362 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 3,479,039 hostile staff.
[r/m] 22,029,310 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 184,887,594 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,596,204 hostile Witch attacked, killing 1,593,665 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,276,147 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,179,682 hostile staff.
[r/m] 5,269,581 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 3,285,032 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,399,423 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 597,591 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,097,715 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 672,739 allied staff.
[middle] 684,605 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 669,455 allied staff.
[middle] 1,409,827 allied Sniper attacked, killing 683,978 hostile staff.
[middle] 334,091 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 54,417 hostile staff.
[range] 590,214 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1 hostile staff.
[middle] 343,170 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 2,671,137 hostile staff.
Distracted: 185,539,602 [£1,133,073,566,500] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 3,479,039 [£10,918,700,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 12,361,207 [£474,500,524,800] enemies dead. 2,935,859 [£86,853,003,100] friendlies dead.
You gained 81,871 effectiveness.
You gained 7.44 fame.
You gained 7.97 honour.
You will soon be receiving £693,180,000 insurance.
[range] 25,225,585 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 145,088,024 hostile staff.
[range] 9,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 8,699,774 hostile staff.
[range] 1,500,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 704,238 hostile staff.
[range] 5,421,903 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 14,633,171 allied staff.
[range] 4,165,717 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,250,693 allied staff.
[range] 441,588 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 535,893 hostile staff.
[range] 7,210,982 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 30,974,925 allied staff.
[range] 343,412 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 4,712,761 hostile staff.
Distracted: 146,328,155 [£769,100,957,500] enemies distracted.
Died: 13,412,535 [£620,967,639,000] enemies dead. 57,858,789 [£859,772,058,600] friendlies dead.
You gained 620,433 effectiveness.
You gained 16.65 fame.
You gained 27.25 honour.
You will soon be receiving £115,580,205,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Defending second tick
[r/m] 10,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,541,377 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,337,362 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 3,479,039 hostile staff.
[r/m] 22,029,310 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 184,887,594 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,596,204 hostile Witch attacked, killing 1,593,665 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,276,147 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,179,682 hostile staff.
[r/m] 5,269,581 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 3,285,032 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,399,423 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 597,591 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,097,715 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 672,739 allied staff.
[middle] 684,605 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 669,455 allied staff.
[middle] 1,409,827 allied Sniper attacked, killing 683,978 hostile staff.
[middle] 334,091 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 54,417 hostile staff.
[range] 590,214 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1 hostile staff.
[middle] 343,170 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 2,671,137 hostile staff.
Distracted: 185,539,602 [£1,133,073,566,500] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 3,479,039 [£10,918,700,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 12,361,207 [£474,500,524,800] enemies dead. 2,935,859 [£86,853,003,100] friendlies dead.
You gained 81,871 effectiveness.
You gained 7.44 fame.
You gained 7.97 honour.
You will soon be receiving £693,180,000 insurance.