Mood Ring

[LadyDarkAngel]

[size=+2]My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,[/size]

[size=+2]bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.[/size]

[size=+2]We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.[/size]

[size=+2]When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. [/size]

[size=+2]Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.[/size]

 

[Alcibiades]

rofl

 

[Garrett]

yes dear. but i told you i like sapphires better than diamonds. sapphires have color, diamonds are bland and sucky.

 

[timtadams]

haha, love it

 

[Mattheus]

Your sig is obscenely large timtadams

 

[Garrett]

i turned off viewing sigs and avatars long ago. it's sooooo good!

 

[lavadog]

His math is on point tho

 

[timtadams]

Your sig is obscenely large timtadams

hehe, it would have been longer...

Curse the 500 character limit! (its exactly 500 characters )

 

[harriergirl]

big red marks ftw