My post in politics went down well, so I'll re-post it here for others to enjoy
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A BUSHTARION NATIVITY
There was a young virgin Siren called Mary, engaged to be married to a scrap bot called Joseph.
A white knight visited her and told her she was to be with child, conceived by the spirit. "Anything is possible in the magic sub-route, must be one of those hidden bonuses" he explained.
Since Caesar Augustus hadn't teched spies yet, a census was declared. Joseph and Mary travelled to Bethlehem, where there was no room in any of the alliances. Staying solo, they PNAPed and stuck in out on their own.
Out in the fields, some gardeners and harvesters were tending their acres, when suddenly they were visited by white knights! The kinghts announced the birth of a saviour born in Bethlehem. Upon the gardeners arrival, fortunately only a few of them died, since Mary didn't target them and Joseph only fired at 15% efficiency.
In his temple, tyrant drone Herod wanted to prevent the new born from usurping him. He killed many innocent people (with that health damage and targetting, you would too) but failed to find the young boy. His officer centurions also failed.
Meanwhile many Sorcerors from the East followed the star to Bethlehem. They came with three gifts: firstly gold for a king (to increase his score), secondly frankincense for a priest (giving him the h/f title Glorious) and finally myrrh for his impending death (an insurance and injury rate of 100%).
For on Christmas day - a white wizard was born! He was harmless (doing negligible damage), he was stoic (suffering much pain and shame for no noticeable damage) and after dying he came back again after 3 days without repurchasing and for no cost at all!
Merry Christmas
Max