Hope you all have a great Christmas and a fantastic new years! 
Much love <3
Much love <3
Merry Xmas and a happy New Year
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tobapopalos
Hydroponics Developer
Resistance is planned for noon on Christmas. You have been warned, Xipotetetococtetc.
No-Dachi
Official Helper
Drunk at noon?
Seasons greetings one and all!
Merry christmas everybody!
love santa
ps. twigley, that buttplug you wanted for christmas wont fit through your chimney so iam giving you a smaller one.
love santa
ps. twigley, that buttplug you wanted for christmas wont fit through your chimney so iam giving you a smaller one.
Alvestein
Garden Designer
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It'll just fall out of senior bigbutt's butthole.
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
Ah, even Christmas greetings are tainted by faggotry.
Coruba
Head Gardener
Merry Christmas from the sunny and warm Bay of Plenty in Tauranga, New Zealand - nothing like a beach Christmas party except when it is raining like it is today. Hope everyone on here has a good one
Cheers
Coruba
Cheers
Coruba
My post in politics went down well, so I'll re-post it here for others to enjoy
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A BUSHTARION NATIVITY
There was a young virgin Siren called Mary, engaged to be married to a scrap bot called Joseph.
A white knight visited her and told her she was to be with child, conceived by the spirit. "Anything is possible in the magic sub-route, must be one of those hidden bonuses" he explained.
Since Caesar Augustus hadn't teched spies yet, a census was declared. Joseph and Mary travelled to Bethlehem, where there was no room in any of the alliances. Staying solo, they PNAPed and stuck in out on their own.
Out in the fields, some gardeners and harvesters were tending their acres, when suddenly they were visited by white knights! The kinghts announced the birth of a saviour born in Bethlehem. Upon the gardeners arrival, fortunately only a few of them died, since Mary didn't target them and Joseph only fired at 15% efficiency.
In his temple, tyrant drone Herod wanted to prevent the new born from usurping him. He killed many innocent people (with that health damage and targetting, you would too) but failed to find the young boy. His officer centurions also failed.
Meanwhile many Sorcerors from the East followed the star to Bethlehem. They came with three gifts: firstly gold for a king (to increase his score), secondly frankincense for a priest (giving him the h/f title Glorious) and finally myrrh for his impending death (an insurance and injury rate of 100%).
For on Christmas day - a white wizard was born! He was harmless (doing negligible damage), he was stoic (suffering much pain and shame for no noticeable damage) and after dying he came back again after 3 days without repurchasing and for no cost at all!
Merry Christmas
Max
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A BUSHTARION NATIVITY
There was a young virgin Siren called Mary, engaged to be married to a scrap bot called Joseph.
A white knight visited her and told her she was to be with child, conceived by the spirit. "Anything is possible in the magic sub-route, must be one of those hidden bonuses" he explained.
Since Caesar Augustus hadn't teched spies yet, a census was declared. Joseph and Mary travelled to Bethlehem, where there was no room in any of the alliances. Staying solo, they PNAPed and stuck in out on their own.
Out in the fields, some gardeners and harvesters were tending their acres, when suddenly they were visited by white knights! The kinghts announced the birth of a saviour born in Bethlehem. Upon the gardeners arrival, fortunately only a few of them died, since Mary didn't target them and Joseph only fired at 15% efficiency.
In his temple, tyrant drone Herod wanted to prevent the new born from usurping him. He killed many innocent people (with that health damage and targetting, you would too) but failed to find the young boy. His officer centurions also failed.
Meanwhile many Sorcerors from the East followed the star to Bethlehem. They came with three gifts: firstly gold for a king (to increase his score), secondly frankincense for a priest (giving him the h/f title Glorious) and finally myrrh for his impending death (an insurance and injury rate of 100%).
For on Christmas day - a white wizard was born! He was harmless (doing negligible damage), he was stoic (suffering much pain and shame for no noticeable damage) and after dying he came back again after 3 days without repurchasing and for no cost at all!
Merry Christmas
Max
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
Is and always has been excellent. There's also a mention of that PsychoBoyJack Bushtarion song in that thread. Good times.
Happy holidays!
Little late but hope everyone had a good Christmas and will be having a suitably happy new year on Monday!
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
I move to Bournemouth, and you disappear - Typical!
I heard you were coming and got the hell out of there!!!