Bot Messages!

[Weeble]

I gave them all an upgrade for Age 5

 

[willymchilybily]

rofl

rofl

Private Sent by: {bot} [xxxx] Wed 25th Feb, 2009. 10:45:04 GMT Reply Forward
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I once heard that when the great bot Weeble was attacked by a human, the human melted and was never seen again.

You sure you want to risk that? I knew him, you know.. he taught me some skills...

HAHA some upgrade Weeble. Though fair dos i guess you had to get a mention in thier some where

 

[Weeble]

Win!

 

[No-Dachi]

A beautiful piece of work, dude!

 

[Dennis]

Private Sent by: B 15 {bot} [8055] Mon 16th Feb, 2009. 10:50:09 GMT Reply Forward
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i got this land fair and square, its mine, leave me alone you n00b.

Private Sent by: B 4 {bot} [800] Mon 16th Feb, 2009. 10:50:09 GMT Reply Forward
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im gunna tell on you to Azzer, picking on his poor bot babies he'll get u, he will!!11

 

[willymchilybily]

Private Sent by: B X {bot} [XXXX] Thu 19th Feb, 2009. 02:10:08 GMT Reply Forward
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given that i know what you've got in your mob, and what i can beat it with, are you absolutely, positively sure you want to go through with this attack? i can stun a boy with my thumb, you know...
(THIS WAS BEFORE HAXORS CAME OUT, i think, :0)

? before haxors? as far a i knew there was always haxors lol long before there was bots. either that or i was pretty friggen psychic

ps: this is still my favourite so far I dunno why. but ill decide after attacking a few mroe bots and getting the new messages

Private Sent by: {bot} Fri 27th Feb, 2009. 11:10:09 GMT Reply Forward
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did you know that the sun is actually incredibly hot? if you went near it your face would melt.

 

[nopjes]

Private Sent by: B 3 {bot} [3826] Fri 27th Feb, 2009. 17:30:09 GMT Reply Forward
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You know, if you saw my picture, you would recall. I've got an awesome friendly beard and everything!

w00t new one?

 

[timthetyrant]

i reckon the Bots should send out messages when they attack aswell , think of the possibilities -->"We are the Bots, resistance is futile, you will lower your defences and prepare to be robbed, your diversity of acres will be added to our own, resistance is futile"

 

[Weeble]

They...do! There are a whole host of messages that the bots can send out to their target(s) when commencing an attack! There's a huge random factor involved though, so most of the time they don't send anything.

 

[timthetyrant]

sweet, if only they would attack me heaps

 

[jeff54321]

Private Sent by: B xx {bot} [xxxx] Mon 02nd Mar, 2009. 18:30:09 GMT Reply Forward
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I keep this for close encounters: Tractor

 

[[Ninja-7]]

Private Sent by: Bcool {bot} [xxx] Tue 03rd Mar, 2009. 11:00:08 GMT Reply Forward
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to run, or not to run... that is the question... sod it. AAARRRGGHHHH!!!

Private Sent by: Bcool {bot} [xxx] Tue 03rd Mar, 2009. 11:05:04 GMT Reply Forward
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01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01100101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100011 01101111 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110 00100000 01000111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01100110 01100101 00100001 00100000 00111101 01000100

can anyone translate the second?

 

[Souls]

"You sad loser, decoding this. Get a life! =D"

 

[BeakY]

i reckon the Bots should send out messages when they attack aswell , think of the possibilities -->"We are the Bots, resistance is futile, you will lower your defences and prepare to be robbed, your diversity of acres will be added to our own, resistance is futile"

Azzer used to have a similar news message if you ever caught the ticker on phase "7 of 9" so i doubt that message will make a reappearnce in the bots talk, but i'd be happy to be proved wrong

 

[timtadams]

OMG, i cant call someone a noob in the forums, but bots can call whoever they want a noob. Are bots governed but seperate laws?!

Bah!

 

[willymchilybily]

well they do have a sepertew set of rules they listen too

Private Sent by: B {bot} [] Thu 05th Mar, 2009. 15:25:04 GMT Reply Forward
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The first rule of The Bots is: you do not talk about The Bots.
The second rule of The Bots is: you do not talk about The Bots.
The third rule of The Bots is: you do not attack The Bots. Please.

 

[timthetyrant]

i think they are under a different set of rules, as i have noticed that it is ok to post the bots IDs in the forums, either that or the mods dont care about them, but azzer wouldnt employ any1 who doesnt care for his bots

 

[Souls]

The bots are non-player owned IDs, and it's perfectly fine to state them on the forums.

 

[Enrico]

Got this one quite early:

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This is one small attack for a man, but a giant RUNAWAAAAAAY FOR BOT KIND

And yes, he sent out!

 

[BlackWolf]

Private Sent by: B {bot} []
You sure you ain't going to trigger AR with that mob? By my calculations I'll be getting thousands of SAS!

Must say that Enricos one is best ever!

Private Sent by: B {bot} []
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Azzer told me you'd do this, so I hired all these ninja people. They're invisible, you know!