Bot Messages!

[Elderveld]

I know, there is probably been a tread about this, but a new age! and thus i belive some new mails that can be randomly recieved from bots are in???

this one made me laugh!

Private Sent by: B xx {bot} [xxxx] Wed 18th Feb, 2009. 14:30:09 GMT Reply Forward
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I am a naughty bot. I have managed to get myself into your computer screen, and as you read this I am taking control of your brain! YOU...WILL...RECALL...YOUR...MOB



Post urs!!

 

[Ogluk]

bots give massages now

does it come with a happy ending????

 

[pinpower]

Thread title changed to "Bot Messages"

As i assume it was supposed to be that! ;-)

 

[AndyM]

Sent by: B 8 {bot} [6643] Sun 15th Feb, 2009. 13:05:04 GMT Reply Forward
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You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe.

...

You take the red pill, and you stay in Wonderland... and I bloody well MAKE you recall. Frickin' n00b.

 

[Alcibiades]

ahaha i love bot messages. so good.

 

[Satureum]

I got a few myself, one in particular I remember is the bot said something along the lines of...
"my friends will get you for picking on me!"
And, sure enough, SAS kicked my ass for me.

 

[TehPantz]

Sent by: B 10 {bot}
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i once heard that attacking a bot makes hairs grow on the palm of your hands

 

[JJB]

Private Sent by: B {bot} [] Wed 18th Feb, 2009. 23:25:04 GMT Reply Forward
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You know, when I was your age, I used to attack poor defenseless bots too... until the dinosaurs came and... and... THEY ATE MY FAMILY!! :'-(

 

[Rama]

Private Sent by: B {bot} [XXXX] Tue 17th Feb, 2009. 14:45:04 GMT Reply Forward
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ill get all my bot mates to attack u back, how u like them apples? APPLE SAUCE!!!


Private Sent by: B {bot} [XXXX] Thu 19th Feb, 2009. 15:25:04 GMT Reply Forward
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omfg leave me alone!!!

 

[Toast]

Private Sent by: B 21 {bot} Reply Forward
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can anyone translate?

 

[Elderveld]

Private Sent by: B {bot} [XXXX] Tue 17th Feb, 2009. 14:45:04 GMT Reply Forward
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ill get all my bot mates to attack u back, how u like them apples? APPLE SAUCE!!!

Thats happens in Havoc sometimes! they all mass rank 1 after a while

 

[BeakY]

private sent by: B 21 {bot} reply forward
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can anyone translate?

please recall. Help is on the way. You would die.

 

[Garrett]

Private Sent by: B 3 {bot} [3826] Wed 18th Feb, 2009. 16:20:09 GMT Reply Forward
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Did you know that attacking Bots is bad for your health? Yeah, I heard that it makes you esplode. Like a cake. Which is a lie. Or is it..?

but my fav

Private Sent by: B 21 {bot} [6821] Tue 17th Feb, 2009. 21:00:09 GMT Reply Forward
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okay, okay.. if you recall your attack i will give you.... £30,000,000,000! how about it? no?

i actually responded to this one saying please transfer and I'll recall

 

[timtadams]

Private Sent by: B {bot} [XXXX] Tue 17th Feb, 2009. 14:45:04 GMT Reply Forward
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ill get all my bot mates to attack u back, how u like them apples? APPLE SAUCE!!!

Love this one. I saw it round 28 and it made me laugh. Though i must commend Azzer as most are quite amusing. And clever considering the binary and morse code ones.

Sorry i dont have any to post but i havnt been attacking sooooo inactive so far this round

 

[Deloitte]

Private Sent by: B 8 {bot} [6643] Thu 19th Feb, 2009. 21:20:09 GMT Reply Forward
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did you know that the sun is actually incredibly hot? if you went near it your face would melt.



Private Sent by: B 24 {bot} [7477] Wed 18th Feb, 2009. 20:25:04 GMT Reply Forward
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Human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it?

 

[timthetyrant]

Private Sent by: B XX {bot} [XXXX] Thu 19th Feb, 2009. 11:00:09 GMT Reply Forward
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if i told u i was a girl, wud u recall? wot if i told u i'd give u a kiss?

Private Sent by: B XX {bot} [XXXX] Thu 19th Feb, 2009. 11:00:09 GMT Reply Forward
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LOL! bots are invincible, n00b!

Private Sent by: B XX {bot} [XXXX] Thu 19th Feb, 2009. 07:40:08 GMT Reply Forward
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Feeeeeed theeeee booo-ooooots.... feed them land and let them groo-oooow, feeeed theeee booo-ooooots....

Private Sent by: B X {bot} [XXXX] Thu 19th Feb, 2009. 02:10:08 GMT Reply Forward
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given that i know what you've got in your mob, and what i can beat it with, are you absolutely, positively sure you want to go through with this attack? i can stun a boy with my thumb, you know...
(THIS WAS BEFORE HAXORS CAME OUT, i think, :0)

Private Sent by: B X {bot} [XXXX] Thu 19th Feb, 2009. 02:10:08 GMT Reply Forward
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Oh right, so you're going to attack ME now?! A poor defenseless bot?! Well in that case, frankly, (my name), I don't give a damn.


Private Sent by: B XX {bot} [XXXX] Sun 15th Feb, 2009. 09:45:05 GMT Reply Forward
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why are u attacking me? i just wanna grow aller big and strong

and yes i have been raping bots

and also, why have sum of the Bot IDs been released on this thread? do the mods not care about the Bots? wait till i tell Azzer that his mods dont care for his children!

 

[willymchilybily]

I noticed in addition to the new messages you get you also get new news reports when you attack but there is no one to fight

"Things were looking good until Dave fell over causing a domino effect. We had to spend 10 minutes untangling ourselves."

private Sent by: {bot} Sun 22nd Feb, 2009. 16:35:04 GMT Reply Forward
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What, you couldn't go and get your land from a human target, so you decided to try your luck with me? Ok, time for some nasty bot tricks... watch your seeds... you watching closely? Bye seeds!

 

[f0xx]

Private Sent by: B 24 {bot} [7477] Sun 22nd Feb, 2009. 22:05:04 GMT Reply Forward
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War! Huh?! What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Please recall? Please?

 

[Souls]

Private Sent by: B 24 {bot} [7477] Sun 22nd Feb, 2009. 22:05:04 GMT Reply Forward
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War! Huh?! What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Please recall? Please?

I thought he was bashing the alliance at first :razz:

 

[timthetyrant]

lol, sounds like Frankie goes to Hollywood, these bots are so retro, i think azzer needs to give them an upgrade