DA vs BW... game of honor...
Its so much easier to explain with simple irc quotes... so here we go.
<DA> "but only if DA doesnt, because he will epicpwn me"
<BW|Away> I told you
<BW|Away> 1v1 any time
<DA> k#
<BW|Away> See hes afraid to play against me
<DA> dinner's in
<DA> I'll be about an hour
<BW|Away> I will shut your mouth in hour and half then
<DA> lol BW
<Lanky> his mouth will be wide open
<Lanky> he'll be like
<Lanky> =O
<Lanky> wtf
<Lanky> "lanky pwned me?"
<BW|Away> Not you... he and me 1v1
<BW|Away> And finally I will make him shut up
<DA> fine
<DA> Its on
<DA> like donkey kong
<BW|Away> I will make you to bend over and I will stick my hard cock between your but cheecks without any lurbrication and I will make you scream like a ****ing little girl!
<Lanky> ooh ooh ooh
<Lanky> chuck some talcom powder in there too
<Lanky>
<DA> who shall face my wrath and die. Just remember. in terminus vos mos deprecor misericordia.
<Lanky> make him scream some more!
<Lanky> DA
<Lanky> make it so i can understand what your sayin
<DA> "in the end you will beg for mercy"
<Lanky> oooooooooooh
<Lanky>
<BW|Away> Enought talking this one will be solved on battlefield where you shall meet your maker.
<DA> When he congratulates me, for killing you
<Lanky> lmao
<Lanky> your like a ****in pair of old women!
<BW|Away> lol
* DA kneels down. Scoops up a handful of sand from the earth before releasing it slowly.
* DA is one with the earth
<Lanky> rofl
<BW|Away> Who the hell you think you are gladiator?
<Lanky> lmao
<Lanky> you 2 make me laugh
<DA> Mock my ways all you want, they'll play a vital role in your demise.
<BW|Away> You really think your tricks will save you? I dont need any fancy show stuff to make you scared of me. My skill is above you on every level I dont need to be with the eart I make the earth.
<DA> BlackWolf, your arrogance is folly. I shall make you eat those words.
<Lanky> pmsl
<BW|Away> If it would be arrogance I wouldnt be scared if I would be you.
<Lanky> FIGHT ALREADY
<BW|Away> But because it is outmost selfconfidence to my skill and knownledge of my awesomeness in this game... I have nothing to fear from you.
<BW|Away> You will curse the day you were born and the day you opened your mouth and betrayed me. You will want to forget for the rest of your days the day you decided to show some balls and step to the ring of mine.
<BW|Away> But every time you close your eyes you will see my armies marching over you and killing you like a fly. As that is what you are to me! But insect that can be crushed without any attmept.
<BW|Away> Resistance is futile said the borgs... I say you will not even know what hit you!
<DA> BlackWolf, your arrogance amuses me. My skill can be likened to the stone walls of old. Solid, firm, ready to repel invasion from the barbarians, the huns. Ready for invasion at any time. My battle plans are safely stored on slate. Plans that have won countless victories.
<DA> Glories you've not experienced, and shall not, for you are foolish, and waste time imagining your victory, rather than achieving it.
<DA> Pierce a man's flesh with your sword - and he will love you for that.
<Lanky> are you 2 still waffling?!
<BW|Away> Lanky want to have sparring session?
<Lanky> yeah can do
<DA> Yes BW, train up on Lanky, warm up
<DA> You need it
<BW|Away> ahahaha
<Lanky> if he can beat me DA
<Lanky> he can beat anybody
<Lanky> ;P
* DA is now known as DA|AoC|honour
<BW|Away> lol
<DA|AoC|honour> FOR ROME
<BW|Away> rofl
<BW|Away> For ownage
<Lanky> lmfao DA
<BW|Away> SPARTAAAAA
<DA|AoC|honour> hmm
<DA|AoC|honour> n00b rush tactics :/
<DA|AoC|honour> gayness
<DA|AoC|honour> just makes for a **** game
<MattM> hahahahahhaahah
<MattM> DA lost?
<BW|Away> whine whine whine
<BW|Away> OWNED!
<DA|AoC|honour> I resigned, could have carried on
<BW|Away> ****ing 100-0
<MattM> p
<MattM> w
<MattM> n
<MattM> e
<MattM> d
<MattM> <3
<BW|Away> I didnt even try to rush or anything
<BW|Away> I sent 2 men at arms...
<DA|AoC|honour> BW, again? But this time i'll spend everything on men at arms
<DA|AoC|honour> too
<BW|Away> you had nothing
<MattM> stop whining DA
<DA|AoC|honour> its the gayest tactics ever
<BW|Away> you tried to kill em with your civs
<DA|AoC|honour> mattm an 8 minute rush
<DA|AoC|honour> is a gay game
<MattM> hahaha
<MattM> pwned
<MattM> Hobbs did that to me
<MattM> the *******
<BW|Away> I didnt rush
<DA|AoC|honour> Anyone can do it :S
<DA|AoC|honour> its so simple :S
<MattM> well
<DA|AoC|honour> but lame
<MattM> go on then
<MattM>
<DA|AoC|honour> BW
<DA|AoC|honour> 8 minutes
<BW|Away> Rush is when you really really rush
<DA|AoC|honour> is a rush
<BW|Away> I didnt
<MattM> it's only lame if you don't think of it first
<DA|AoC|honour> you sent like 20 units at me
<BW|Away> No thats normal attack
<Lanky> [20:59] <DA|AoC|honour> Anyone can do it :S <--- wanna put money on that?
<BW|Away> Its called attacking!
<DA|AoC|honour> Its called lame :/
<BW|Away> I will go to smoke now
<DA|AoC|honour> if we both said, at the start, we'll rush
<DA|AoC|honour> fine
<BW|Away> enjoying of my ultimate pwnage
<DA|AoC|honour> but theres an expectation
<DA|AoC|honour> we'll have a good game
<DA|AoC|honour> and build up a decent army
<BW|Away> rofl
<DA|AoC|honour> hobbs used to do it
<DA|AoC|honour> but then he realised it sucked
<DA|AoC|honour> as we all did, ages ago :/
<DA|AoC|honour> Im sorry but its *so* easy to pump all your resources into pikemen and men at arms, and send them at enemy villagers
<MattM> winning is winning
<Lanky> DA think yourself lucky
<DA|AoC|honour> it isnt winning a "game" imo
<MattM> Hobbs is better at it than me
<DA|AoC|honour> that isnt a game
<Lanky> 15-20 mins into the game
<DA|AoC|honour> its winning a rush
<Lanky> i got bombards :/
<DA|AoC|honour> which is gay
<MattM> hahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhahahhahaa
<MattM> 15-20 mins?
<Lanky> well
<MattM> That is HARSH
<Lanky> them walkin people
<MattM> Oh
<Lanky> what ever theyre called
<MattM> Janissaries
<Lanky> thats the onessss
<BW|Away> When I attacked I had 3 barracks, 3 archeries 1 stable was making 2 more, I had 3 lumbercamps, double your farms and over double your civilians. You had not even 1 single baracks!!!
<DA|AoC|honour> lies
<DA|AoC|honour> you just spent everything on men at arms
<BW|Away> no lies
<DA|AoC|honour> and sent them at me
<DA|AoC|honour> = gay
<BW|Away> I sent you 2 men at arms
<DA|AoC|honour> *anyone* can do it BW
<MattM> DA is a little bit of a sore loser
<MattM> Same as me
<MattM>
<BW|Away> 2!!!
<MattM> I moan like a *****
<DA|AoC|honour> Im not Matt, I just hate that underhand tactic
<MattM> when I lose
<BW|Away> next attack was with multi units
<MattM> or when you touch me the right way
<MattM> ;o
* MattM snuggles his DA
* Lanky sexes MattM
<BW|Away> Now lets play
<DA|AoC|honour> CF rocks at this game, but I've seen him die to that, because there's an expectation nobody will be gay and just mass men at arms/pikes :/
<MattM> Threesome!
<BW|Away> I sent ****ing archeries too
<BW|Away> well those spear guys
<DA|AoC|honour> eventually
<MattM> less moaning, more sexing, DA
<MattM> ;D
<DA|AoC|honour> by that time you'd killed all my villagers and I couldnt do ****
<Lanky> DA
<DA|AoC|honour> after about 6 minutes
<Lanky> how about
<Lanky> you shut him up
<BW|Away> whine whine whine
<Lanky> and replay?
<BW|Away> lets play
<Lanky> are DA an BW playing?
<Lanky> must be
<Lanky> its awefully quiet!
<DA|AoC|honour> meh
* DA|AoC|honour is now known as DA
<Lanky> lose again DA?
<BW|Away> PWNED
* Lanky hands DA a pint
<DA> indeed
<Lanky> come dron your sorrows with me!
<DA> I cant play games where all the fighting happens early on
<Lanky> *drown
<DA> it pisses me off that I cant use resources to build, and that I have to spend them on units
<BW|Away> You were supposed to rush... you didnt even come near my base
<DA> I dont like rushing
<DA> I like long games
<BW|Away> I dont rush
<BW|Away> Hell i beated you with knights... thats not rushing
<DA> where real fighting happens
<DA> you played well
<DA> dont get me wrong
Owned twice... what more can I say