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timtadams

Landscape Designer
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Australia
Azzer should so do a binary one, which translates into morse code xD

lol, make em translate twice :mrgreen:
 

Matt

Harvester
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Leeds/UK
Private Sent by: B 16 {bot} [8686]

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Azzer told me you'd do this, so I hired all these ninja people. They're invisible, you know!
 

timthetyrant

Head Gardener
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Private Sent by: B 21 {bot} [4551] Mon 03rd Aug, 2009. 10:50:10 GMT Reply Forward
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okay, okay.. if you recall your attack i will give you.... £30,000,000,000! how about it? no?
 

Scorpio

Head Gardener
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NZ
Private Sent by: B 5 {bot} [602] Sun 02nd Aug, 2009. 22:10:10 GMT Reply Forward
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k, u die now
 

timtadams

Landscape Designer
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Australia
Private Sent by: Bot Tue 04th Aug, 2009. 06:35:04 GMT

Did you know that attacking Bots is bad for your health? Yeah, I heard that it makes you esplode. Like a cake. Which is a lie. Or is it..?
 

timthetyrant

Head Gardener
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Private Sent by: B 21 {bot} [4551] Wed 05th Aug, 2009. 03:05:04 GMT Reply Forward
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I once heard that when the great bot Weeble was attacked by a human, the human melted and was never seen again.

You sure you want to risk that? I knew him, you know.. he taught me some skills...
 

timtadams

Landscape Designer
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Australia
Private Sent by: Bot Wed 05th Aug, 2009. 13:30:10 GMT Reply Forward
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if i told u i was a girl, wud u recall? wot if i told u i'd give u a kiss?
 

Franny

Head Gardener
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Private Sent by: B 17 {bot} [8175] Sun 02nd Aug, 2009. 16:55:04 GMT Reply Forward
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.--. .-.. . .- ... . / .-. . -.-. .- .-.. .-.. .-.-.- / .... . .-.. .--. / .. ... / --- -. / - .... . / .-- .- -.-- .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -.. .. . .-.-.-
 

pinpower

Landscape Designer
Super Moderator
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Bournemouth
Private Sent by: B 21 {bot} [4551] Wed 05th Aug, 2009. 03:05:04 GMT Reply Forward
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I once heard that when the great bot Weeble was attacked by a human, the human melted and was never seen again.

You sure you want to risk that? I knew him, you know.. he taught me some skills...

I got that one, thought it was the best so far... ;)
 

Weeble

Community Manager
Administrator
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There are so many other awesome ones I stuck in too! I'm disappointed people haven't got them :(
 

Steve_God

Official Helper
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Cheshire, England
Private Sent by: B 17 {bot} [8175] Sun 02nd Aug, 2009. 16:55:04 GMT Reply Forward
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Translated to: PLEASE RECALL. HELP IS ON THE WAY. YOU WOULD DIE.
:D
 

DarkSider

Tree Surgeon
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Private Sent by: B 2 {bot} [9440] Sat 01st Aug, 2009. 12:40:08 GMT Reply Forward
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Did you know that attacking Bots is bad for your health? Yeah, I heard that it makes you esplode. Like a cake. Which is a lie. Or is it..?


Battle Report - Attacking B 2 {bot} [9440]
[close] 1,337 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,128 allied staff.
[close] 1,337 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 1,988 allied staff.


This some pro bot no jokes :eek:
 

Netherdragon

Pruner
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Private Sent by: B 21 {bot} [4551] Tue 18th Aug, 2009. 10:50:14 GMT Reply Forward
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You know, if you saw my picture, you would recall. I've got an awesome friendly beard and everything!


New one perhaps?
 

Netherdragon

Pruner
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Private Sent by: B 29 {bot} [8232] Tue 18th Aug, 2009. 11:50:09 GMT Reply Forward
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please please please leave me be, i am just a little bot trying to make my way in the big bad world of human players :( :( :(
 

timtadams

Landscape Designer
Joined
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Messages
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Location
Australia
Do you have a dirty mind?...

Private Sent by: B 19 {bot} [5125] Thu 12th Aug, 2010. 17:50:06 GMT Reply Forward
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In 5 ticks you will regret you ever discovered my ID. I'mma getchu. I'mma getchu hard.
 

Shocker2k

Weeder
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Location
North Carolina
Sent by: B 14 {bot} [***] Sun 29th Aug, 2010. 10:35:02 GMT Reply Forward
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Fear not, for I am a bot and incredibly stupid and I'm probably about to die!
 
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