[range] 640,895,629 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 140,056,515 allied staff.
[range] 546,139,030 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 2,366,287,124 allied staff.
[range] 1,128,769,315 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,039,430,580 allied staff.
[range] 1,134,889,728 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 669,923,622 allied staff.
[range] 1,286,841,769 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 5,593,484,712 allied staff.
[range] 297,274,324 hostile Striker attacked, killing 65,603,901 allied staff.
[range] 800,498 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,179,712 hostile staff.
[range] 843,559,417 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 529,183,490 allied staff.
[range] 587,218,723 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,822,644,416 allied staff.
[range] 945,083,904 hostile Rebel threw objects at and stunned 1,320,056,890 allied staff.
[range] 613,567,161 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 1,461,189,258 allied staff.
[raised] 82,544,817 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 823,289,774 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 2,191,332,843 allied staff.
[range] 74,833,994,062 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 32,981,526,273 hostile staff.
[range] 1,294,444,326 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 563,913,015 allied staff.
[range] 34,704,149 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 47,003,245 allied staff.
[range] 177,437,036 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 159,400,079 allied staff.
[range] 941,078,953 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 604,617,567 allied staff.
[range] 419,602,146 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 420,408,639 allied staff.
[range] 55,989,065 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 61,631,410 allied staff.
[range] 285,251,496 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 610,807,750 allied staff.
[range] 876,842,537 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,559,465,893 allied staff.
[range] 322,380,902 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,172,855,723 allied staff.
[range] 2,878,784 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 40,783,058 hostile staff.
[range] 51,467,920 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 147,930,028 allied staff.
[range] 652,325 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 1,605,849 hostile staff.
[range] 167,774,957 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 731,322,295 allied staff.
[range] 13,578,609,970 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 17,381,720,677 hostile staff.
[range] 317,398,885 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 143,702,506 allied staff.
[range] 323,975,726 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 104,657,255 allied staff.
[range] 70,729,784 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 493,426,590 allied staff.
[range] 17,113,168,236 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 16,482,686,151 hostile staff.
Stunned: 3,511,389,733 [£45,165,997,268,000] friendlies stunned. 32,981,526,273 [£1,267,455,696,551,500] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 7,757,568,172 [£136,071,749,789,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,233,836,637 [£23,721,398,601,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 12,517,540,804 [£223,541,572,287,800] friendlies dead. 43,568,619 [£1,822,719,627,500] enemies dead. Bribed: 33,864,406,828 [£1,043,876,030,974,900] enemies bribed.
Converted: 82,544,817 [£1,320,717,072,000] friendlies converted.
dragons on steriods?