[Ranged] 1 Azzer completely vanished destroying 1 player-base.
Round 55 Pissing Contests a.k.a. Battle reports
- Thread starter Asmodeous
- Start date
Gazzy
Head Gardener
Lawl XD
Battle Report - Attacking The Life-Raft Alliance HQ [AHQ!The Life-Raft]
[range] 38,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 16,686,035 allied staff.
[range] 48,221,574 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,004,704 hostile staff.
[range] 9,926,313 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,873,290 hostile staff.
[range] 53,751,799 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 104,536,263 hostile staff.
[range] 19,482,065 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 12,260,426 hostile staff.
Died: 16,686,035 [357,866,257,800] friendlies dead. 122,674,683 [2,432,926,779,000] enemies dead.
[range] 38,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 16,686,035 allied staff.
[range] 48,221,574 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,004,704 hostile staff.
[range] 9,926,313 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,873,290 hostile staff.
[range] 53,751,799 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 104,536,263 hostile staff.
[range] 19,482,065 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 12,260,426 hostile staff.
Died: 16,686,035 [357,866,257,800] friendlies dead. 122,674,683 [2,432,926,779,000] enemies dead.
antisback
Head Gardener
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2007
- Messages
- 429
Battle Report - Defending Think of a name [7778]
[range] 43,048,845 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 31,059,118 hostile staff.
[range] 10,500,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,712,300 hostile staff.
[range] 4,109,932 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 26,307,667 hostile staff.
[range] 45,985,970 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 37,073,276 hostile staff.
[range] 11,978,545 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 40,349,948 hostile staff.
[range] 2,000,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 13,572,618 hostile staff.
[range] 1,119,978 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 926,339 allied staff.
[range] 2,491,916 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 30,668,081 hostile staff.
[range] 5,970,662 allied Marine attacked, killing 8,888,871 hostile staff.
[range] 1,237,457 allied Jeep attacked, killing 1,173,479 hostile staff.
Disabled: 37,073,276 [438,797,467,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 155,732,082 [2,578,710,761,800] enemies dead. 926,339 [45,304,144,200] friendlies dead.
You gained 51,657 effectiveness.
You gained 0.08 fame.
You gained 0.11 honour.
You will soon be receiving ***163;324,876,000 insurance.
[range] 43,048,845 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 31,059,118 hostile staff.
[range] 10,500,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,712,300 hostile staff.
[range] 4,109,932 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 26,307,667 hostile staff.
[range] 45,985,970 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 37,073,276 hostile staff.
[range] 11,978,545 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 40,349,948 hostile staff.
[range] 2,000,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 13,572,618 hostile staff.
[range] 1,119,978 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 926,339 allied staff.
[range] 2,491,916 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 30,668,081 hostile staff.
[range] 5,970,662 allied Marine attacked, killing 8,888,871 hostile staff.
[range] 1,237,457 allied Jeep attacked, killing 1,173,479 hostile staff.
Disabled: 37,073,276 [438,797,467,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 155,732,082 [2,578,710,761,800] enemies dead. 926,339 [45,304,144,200] friendlies dead.
You gained 51,657 effectiveness.
You gained 0.08 fame.
You gained 0.11 honour.
You will soon be receiving ***163;324,876,000 insurance.
'Defeat I can endure with cheerfulness, my lady. But betrayal is like taking the wind from my sails, or the earth from beneath my feet. It chills my spirits like a rainy day, and all I can do is draw the curtains and cry into my pillow." - Margaret George
rooney
Head Gardener
Sympathy level <0
We did it for lulz and BRs
Battle Report - Attacking One And Only God [1394]
[close] 27,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,061,488 allied staff.
[close] 500,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 431,113 allied staff.
[close] 88,899,188 allied Striker attacked, killing 66,982,529 hostile staff.
[all] 42,763,624 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 278,973,607 allied staff.
[close] 2,000,000 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 3,177,857 allied staff.
[close] 5,000,000 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 23,368,484 allied staff.
[close] 18,257,862 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 225,930,560 hostile staff.
[all] 4,380,156 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 117,435,435 allied staff.
[close] 821,552 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,925 land. [745] tree. [1,743] bush. [202] flower. [235] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 431,113 [956,425,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 26,546,341 [65,003,002,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 398,470,530 [2,767,509,726,400] friendlies dead. 292,913,089 [6,860,536,456,400] enemies dead.
You stole 2,925 land. [745] tree. [1,743] bush. [202] flower. [235] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 10,044,817 effectiveness.
You gained 57.38 fame.
You gained 40.16 honour.
You earned 2,362,571,422,924 bounty.
You will soon be receiving 385,648,602,000 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking One And Only God [1394]
[close] 27,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,061,488 allied staff.
[close] 500,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 431,113 allied staff.
[close] 88,899,188 allied Striker attacked, killing 66,982,529 hostile staff.
[all] 42,763,624 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 278,973,607 allied staff.
[close] 2,000,000 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 3,177,857 allied staff.
[close] 5,000,000 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 23,368,484 allied staff.
[close] 18,257,862 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 225,930,560 hostile staff.
[all] 4,380,156 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 117,435,435 allied staff.
[close] 821,552 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,925 land. [745] tree. [1,743] bush. [202] flower. [235] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 431,113 [956,425,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 26,546,341 [65,003,002,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 398,470,530 [2,767,509,726,400] friendlies dead. 292,913,089 [6,860,536,456,400] enemies dead.
You stole 2,925 land. [745] tree. [1,743] bush. [202] flower. [235] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 10,044,817 effectiveness.
You gained 57.38 fame.
You gained 40.16 honour.
You earned 2,362,571,422,924 bounty.
You will soon be receiving 385,648,602,000 insurance.
rooney
Head Gardener
Asmo are you saying you aren't hardcore FTW?
I'm saying just how much experience y'all think I have with being in a rank 1 ally.
willymchilybily
Landscape Designer
I'm just curious what happened first me being raped or the alliance disbanding, rumour has it that it was cos of incoming or something? 
lol.
easy come easy go, shame i was killed by friends not foes. part of me is torn with no admin to plot a very time consuming revenge, the other part is thinking meh dragons age inquisition needs some attention.
Though looking at some who sent, i do raise an eyebrow or two. Played with a few many a time, didnt think them the sort to do such a thing normally. I guess in this den of iniquity, with the hunger for land and power on their side, some people have slipped below the regard in which i held them, good job its only a game or a chap might get disheartened.
lol.easy come easy go, shame i was killed by friends not foes. part of me is torn with no admin to plot a very time consuming revenge, the other part is thinking meh dragons age inquisition needs some attention.
Though looking at some who sent, i do raise an eyebrow or two. Played with a few many a time, didnt think them the sort to do such a thing normally. I guess in this den of iniquity, with the hunger for land and power on their side, some people have slipped below the regard in which i held them, good job its only a game or a chap might get disheartened.
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
Sounds like a lot of crying to me - It's over, guys. What did you expect? There's literally nothing to do anymore except that.
tobapopalos
Hydroponics Developer
Lies. For 90% to be an accurate proportion we would have to have at least 10 players left.
[Close] 1 Azzer temporarily returned, butt-f*cking 93 assholes.