round 49 battlererer reports

'Tiger'

Landscape Designer
Joined
Apr 27, 2012
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1,285
Location
UK
Ogluk :(

I've done 14 years of education. I'm allowed to make mistakes!

Now I gna go ply wif my Xbox cuz it wel gd.
 

edd

Tree Surgeon
Joined
Jul 17, 2010
Messages
670
Location
Surrey, UK
Battle Report - Attacking Adra
[close] 125,001,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 218,346,867 hostile staff.
[close] 987,062 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 469,150 allied staff.
[close] 23,701,149 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 2,275,423 allied staff.

Died: 2,744,573 [£150,951,515,000] friendlies dead.
218,346,867 [£3,421,738,223,000] enemies dead.

You gained 4,814,586 effectiveness.
You gained 66.85 fame.
You gained 41.83 honour.
You earned £1,269,360,014,851 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £30,190,303,000 insurance.



Battle Report - Attacking Adra
[range] 30,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 33,774,990 allied staff.
[range] 39,389,116 allied Harrier attacked, killing 105,871,131 hostile staff.
[range] 1,143,082 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,217,931 allied staff.
[range] 576,377 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 6,481,981 allied staff.

Died: 43,474,902 [£317,809,188,000] friendlies dead.
105,871,131 [£2,060,847,126,400] enemies dead.


Battle Report - Attacking Adra
[middle] 3,863,147 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 4,330,740 allied staff.
[middle] 39,094,381 allied Harrier attacked, killing 79,722,541 hostile staff.
[middle] 609 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 52,567 allied staff.

Died: 4,383,307 [£31,946,664,000] friendlies dead.
79,722,541 [£549,613,722,600] enemies dead.


Battle Report - Attacking Adra
[close] 273,049,133 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 131,579,045 hostile staff.
[close] 39,092,658 allied Harrier attacked, killing 9,978,069 hostile staff.

Died: 141,557,114 [£508,972,167,000] enemies dead.




The Harrier got about 550bil bounty with 900k harrier loss.
 

Alcibiades

Plant Geneticist
Joined
Dec 13, 2007
Messages
4,267
Location
Canada
Your bad luck!!!

Sorry but, *you're*

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LEADER BECAUSE YOUR GRAMMAR IS TERRIBLE.

I've been thinking about this for a day or so. I think your correction is incorrect.

I read it as if yan0 was complaining about "Why do I miss all the good BRs?" and the response from Tiger is "Your bad luck." I.e. It is your bad luck that is causing you to miss all the good BRs. It is not "you are bad luck that is causing you to miss BRs." If it was "Your unlucky" then "you're unlucky" would be correct.

I beg forgiveness for writing this, but it's been bothering me.

Also edd: sweet BRs dude.
 

tobapopalos

Hydroponics Developer
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
2,759
Location
Manchester
Your bad luck!!!

Sorry but, *you're*

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LEADER BECAUSE YOUR GRAMMAR IS TERRIBLE.

I've been thinking about this for a day or so. I think your correction is incorrect.

I read it as if yan0 was complaining about "Why do I miss all the good BRs?" and the response from Tiger is "Your bad luck." I.e. It is your bad luck that is causing you to miss all the good BRs. It is not "you are bad luck that is causing you to miss BRs." If it was "Your unlucky" then "you're unlucky" would be correct.

I beg forgiveness for writing this, but it's been bothering me.

Also edd: sweet BRs dude.

I AM NOT ALONE!

I was thinking about this last night as well :p
 

icy

Pruner
Joined
Jan 24, 2008
Messages
53
Battle Report - Defending discworld
[range] 3,021,076 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 222,479 hostile staff.
[range] 66 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 11 hostile staff.
[range] 4,937 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 7,085 hostile staff.
[range] 12,835,223 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 27,066,177 allied staff.
[range] 47 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5 hostile staff.
[range] 3,021 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 678 hostile staff.
[range] 2,126,233 allied Sniper attacked, killing 2,785,483 hostile staff.
[range] 380 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 230 hostile staff.
[range] 2,164,185 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 364,050 allied staff.
[range] 9,678,016 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 12,984,029 hostile staff.

Distracted: 7,993 [£398,955,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 16 [£800,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 15,991,991 [£819,600,245,000] enemies dead. 27,430,227 [£379,205,049,700] friendlies dead.

You gained 946,643 effectiveness.
You gained 35.13 fame.
You gained 33.85 honour.
You will soon be receiving £9,337,507,000 insurance.
 

'Tiger'

Landscape Designer
Joined
Apr 27, 2012
Messages
1,285
Location
UK
Your bad luck!!!

Sorry but, *you're*

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LEADER BECAUSE YOUR GRAMMAR IS TERRIBLE.

I've been thinking about this for a day or so. I think your correction is incorrect.

I read it as if yan0 was complaining about "Why do I miss all the good BRs?" and the response from Tiger is "Your bad luck." I.e. It is your bad luck that is causing you to miss all the good BRs. It is not "you are bad luck that is causing you to miss BRs." If it was "Your unlucky" then "you're unlucky" would be correct.

I beg forgiveness for writing this, but it's been bothering me.

Also edd: sweet BRs dude.

I meant to Terrakan where the BR's he's in he dies
 

Alcibiades

Plant Geneticist
Joined
Dec 13, 2007
Messages
4,267
Location
Canada
Your bad luck!!!

Sorry but, *you're*

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LEADER BECAUSE YOUR GRAMMAR IS TERRIBLE.

I've been thinking about this for a day or so. I think your correction is incorrect.

I read it as if yan0 was complaining about "Why do I miss all the good BRs?" and the response from Tiger is "Your bad luck." I.e. It is your bad luck that is causing you to miss all the good BRs. It is not "you are bad luck that is causing you to miss BRs." If it was "Your unlucky" then "you're unlucky" would be correct.

I beg forgiveness for writing this, but it's been bothering me.

Also edd: sweet BRs dude.

I meant to Terrakan where the BR's he's in he dies

SO happy this is cleared up. Then Ogluk is correct.
 

LAFiN

Tree Surgeon
Joined
Dec 15, 2007
Messages
746
Battle Report - Attacking Discworld Alliance HQ [AHQ!Discworld]
[range] 69 hostile Watch Tower attacked, killing 1,241 allied staff.
[range] 200,000 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 69 hostile staff.

Died: 1,241 [£79,251,000] friendlies dead. 69 [£1,587,000,000] enemies dead.
 

Garrett2

Landscape Designer
Joined
Jan 19, 2012
Messages
1,703
here's to the death of a traitor. oonie who was mostly offline and never helped defend. we're better without you than with you.

p.s. screw you arsonist from boat that ruined the last few kills i could have had!

[range] 15,766,666 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 11,360,145 hostile staff.
[range] 40,000,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 95,035,980 hostile staff.
[range] 13,233,678 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 94,248,950 allied staff.
[range] 920,383 allied Ranger attacked, killing 112,642 hostile staff.
[range] 34,152,783 allied Humvee attacked, killing 16,219,113 hostile staff.
[range] 619,721 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 18,523,869 allied staff.
[range] 807,977 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 800,682 hostile staff.

Died: 112,772,819 [£932,215,757,200] friendlies dead. 123,528,562 [£3,114,798,695,000] enemies dead.

You gained 1,571,607 effectiveness.
You gained 41.69 fame.
You lost 49.65 honour.
You earned £589,588,457,988 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £107,560,468,400 insurance.


[middle] 14,180,534 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,318,301 hostile staff.
[range] 114,999,869 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 296,558,273 hostile staff.
[range] 29,999,980 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 20,309,464 hostile staff.
[middle] 32,992,744 allied Harrier attacked, killing 63,884,354 hostile staff.
[range] 27,500,000 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 70,775,516 hostile staff.
[range] 13,500,000 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 19,089,104 hostile staff.
[range] 10,000,000 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 333,239 hostile staff.

Disabled: 316,867,737 [£1,516,880,323,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 164,400,514 [£1,953,844,095,600] enemies dead.

You gained 685,467 effectiveness.
You gained 23.48 fame.
You lost 32.54 honour.
You earned £170,275,179,080 bounty.

[close] 29,222,771 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 24,474,510 allied staff.
[close] 1 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 2 allied staff.
[middle] 114,999,869 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 272,375,163 hostile staff.
[middle] 29,999,980 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 19,314,249 hostile staff.
[close] 32,992,744 allied Harrier attacked, killing 24,799,028 hostile staff.
[middle] 27,500,000 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 379,297 hostile staff.
[close] 354,260 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,304 land. [576] tree. [1,422] bush. [162] flower. [144] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 24,474,510 [£54,792,651,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 291,689,412 [£1,370,637,781,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 2 [£4,400] friendlies dead. 25,178,325 [£146,242,541,400] enemies dead.

You stole 1,152 land. [288] tree. [711] bush. [81] flower. [72] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 117,131 effectiveness.
You gained 24.26 fame.
You lost 38.85 honour.
You earned £8,569,666,365 bounty.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.
 

edd

Tree Surgeon
Joined
Jul 17, 2010
Messages
670
Location
Surrey, UK
Battle Report - Defending The Boat
[close] 59,297,456 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 52,050,566 hostile staff.
[close] 945,782 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 1,506,037 allied staff.

[close] 54,984,285 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 333,754,574 hostile staff.
[close] 14,998,384 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,721,510 hostile staff.
[close] 558,838,155 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 102,810,607 hostile staff.
[close] 49,971,858 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 272,500 hostile staff.
[close] 61,978,362 allied Harrier attacked, killing 31,274,300 hostile staff.
[close] 4,999,247 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,097,108 hostile staff.
[close] 1 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.

[close] 4,138,975 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 31,103,424 allied staff.

[close] 7,978,081 allied Marine attacked, killing 915,850 hostile staff.

[close] 7,478,694 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 3,986,293 allied staff.


Distracted: 387,174,748 [£3,766,468,519,800] enemies distracted.
Died: 139,722,268 [£6,815,018,292,800] enemies dead.
36,595,754 [£199,883,201,000] friendlies dead.



You gained 5,475,045 effectiveness.

Harrier - You gained 3,502,546 effectiveness.



That was the dog player's BR point of view.
Basically, pom+striker+dogs+harrier vs 100m SA and a bunch of robos...as you can see the SA didn't fire.
 
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Dax

Hydroponics Developer
Joined
Apr 22, 2009
Messages
3,126
Location
Northants, UK
Aren't BR's like that basically diving your hands into a bowl of money and throwing it into a fire? Pr0 tactix.
 

Stargazer

Tree Surgeon
Joined
Feb 25, 2013
Messages
591
Aren't BR's like that basically diving your hands into a bowl of money and throwing it into a fire? Pr0 tactix.

Doesn't matter as much when you have such a big land advantage i suppose
 
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