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Battle Report - Attacking some guy
[close] 340,821 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 716,441 allied staff.
[close] 10,004,484 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 9,760,070 allied staff.
[close] 281,688 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 45,276 hostile staff.
[close] 7,911,976 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 12,179,091 allied staff.
[close] 9,524,049 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 115,278,419 allied staff.
[close] 5,118,423 allied Biker attacked, killing 5,904,267 hostile staff.
[close] 3,870,979 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 510,529 hostile staff.
[close] 28,281,077 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 6,231,279 hostile staff.
[close] 2,321,562 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 674,720 allied staff.
[close] 7,554,126 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 7,046,252 allied staff.
[close] 844,028 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 195,625 hostile staff.
[close] 1,383,239 allied Yob attacked, disabling 183,869 hostile staff.
[close] 6,366,563 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 2,067,727 allied staff.
[close] 8,611 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 16,787 allied staff.
[close] 1,155,029 hostile White Wizard zapped 634,401 allied staff.
[close] 4,385,095 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 6,854,922 allied staff.
[raised] 802,139 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 139,483 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 75,316 hostile staff.
[close] 1,916,836 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 15,630,355 allied staff.
Distracted: 133,492,689 [£623,407,638,200] friendlies distracted. 45,276 [£1,539,866,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 14,246,818 [£72,405,249,200] friendlies disabled. 379,494 [£8,769,832,900] enemies disabled.
Died: 23,119,678 [£210,796,687,000] friendlies dead. 12,721,391 [£207,350,594,800] enemies dead.
Converted: 802,139 [£33,689,838,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 346,954 effectiveness.
You gained 18.07 fame.
You gained 37.28 honour.
You earned £165,877,101 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £35,278,497,400 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking some guy
[close] 1,308,157 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 737,825 allied staff.
[close] 2,090,367 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 826,375 hostile staff.
[close] 59,144 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 53,678 allied staff.
[close] 173,775 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 37,923 hostile staff.
[close] 2,843 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 1,378 hostile staff.
[m/c] 13,249,892 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 24,170,275 allied staff.
[m/c] 7,438,828 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 114,291,191 allied staff.
[middle] 5,521,043 allied Biker attacked, killing 3,513,641 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,466,702 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 541,612 hostile staff.
[close] 3,637,334 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 9,746,391 allied staff.
[middle] 5,683,028 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,207,970 allied staff.
[middle] 28,978,974 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,580,814 hostile staff.
[m/c] 8,017,930 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 8,757,100 allied staff.
[close] 14,276 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 12,257 hostile staff.
[close] 1,772,673 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 732,753 allied staff.
[close] 8,029,161 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 2,397,911 allied staff.
[m/c] 36,577 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 94,911 allied staff.
[close] 211,291 hostile White Wizard zapped 9,633 allied staff.
[m/c] 4,100,077 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 21,853,968 allied staff.
[raised] 1,035,946 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 1,160,433 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 3,295,042 allied staff.
[close] 264,553 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 876,172 hostile staff.
[close] 414,975 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 1 allied staff.
[close] 989,674 allied Cybernetic T-Rex squished dead 17,234,898 hostile staff.
Distracted: 133,681,097 [£598,305,891,600] friendlies distracted. 37,923 [£1,432,699,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 31,508,909 [£229,532,916,600] friendlies disabled. 6,580,814 [£217,636,948,100] enemies disabled.
Died: 21,863,601 [£90,722,029,800] friendlies dead. 23,006,333 [£548,533,041,700] enemies dead.
Bribed: 3,295,042 [£19,514,379,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 1,035,946 [£43,509,732,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 185,565 effectiveness.
You gained 13.46 fame.
You lost 17.20 honour.
You earned £78,882,158 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £4,872,365,400 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking some guy
[close] 1,082,291 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 224,925 allied staff.
[close] 5,037,241 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,909,627 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,154,981 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 431,243 hostile staff.
[close] 326,061 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 331,912 allied staff.
[close] 21,562 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 59,275 hostile staff.
[all] 13,899,636 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 25,578,655 allied staff.
[all] 4,514,797 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 67,563,007 allied staff.
[range] 5,597,226 allied Biker attacked, killing 2,975,966 hostile staff.
[range] 4,946,588 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 21,488,990 hostile staff.
[close] 1,398,578 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 7,047,884 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,772,487 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,861,366 allied staff.
[range] 29,144,257 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,840,621 hostile staff.
[all] 8,025,947 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 10,032,243 allied staff.
[close] 300,141 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 290,056 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,561 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,217 hostile staff.
[close] 137,052 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 214,921 allied staff.
[close] 31,086 allied Yob attacked, disabling 6,167 hostile staff.
[close] 1,816,119 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 272,371 hostile staff.
[all] 61,117 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 180,684 allied staff.
[middle] 37,745 allied Automoton attacked, killing 4,380 hostile staff.
[close] 56,003 hostile White Wizard zapped 74,957 allied staff.
[all] 2 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 25 allied staff.
[close] 680,855 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 550,128 hostile staff.
[middle] 305,355 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 222,911 hostile staff.
[close] 413,929 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 4,201,178 allied staff.
[close] 39,827 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 651 land. [129] tree. [465] bush. [30] flower. [27] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 89,581,833 [£399,124,158,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 30,654,942 [£131,915,597,800] friendlies disabled. 4,119,159 [£89,415,701,900] enemies disabled.
Died: 74,982 [£327,822,600] friendlies dead. 29,936,793 [£189,201,478,200] enemies dead.
You gained 120,030 effectiveness.
You gained 13.25 fame.
You lost 36.16 honour.
You earned £54,176,339 bounty.
Another battle.
Battle Report - Attackings some guy
[r/m] 2,425,494 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,186,256 allied staff.
[middle] 1,051,892 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 254,274 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,589,382 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,397,264 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,119,938 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 16,781,014 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,967,825 hostile Striker attacked, killing 2,034,746 allied staff.
[range] 7,326,795 allied Biker attacked, killing 8,779,965 hostile staff.
[r/m] 704,756 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 4,805,361 allied staff.
[range] 6,826,274 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 1,229,321 hostile staff.
[r/m] 11,136,361 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 73,942,787 allied staff.
[r/m] 740,996 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 966,936 allied staff.
[r/m] 15,847,114 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 14,349,063 allied staff.
[range] 24,418,489 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,565,806 hostile staff.
[r/m] 9,298,777 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 41,683,246 allied staff.
[r/m] 488,215 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 677,175 allied staff.
[r/m] 382,051 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 2,907,767 allied staff.
[middle] 59,870 allied Sniper attacked, killing 88,052 hostile staff.
[middle] 306,852 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 269,017 hostile staff.
[r/m] 46,110 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 147,510 allied staff.
[r/m] 23,925 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 91,322 allied staff.
[r/m] 881,751 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 17,340,524 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,894,317 hostile Marine attacked, killing 8,201,542 allied staff.
[r/m] 421,099 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,108,161 allied staff.
[middle] 757,950 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 726,751 hostile staff.
[r/m] 673,388 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 409,578 allied staff.
[middle] 1,020,245 allied Humvee attacked, killing 142,925 hostile staff.
[middle] 703,447 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,104,184 hostile staff.
Distracted: 17,605,699 [£76,515,701,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 14,349,063 [£91,744,567,000] friendlies disabled. 6,565,806 [£267,588,903,500] enemies disabled.
Died: 155,678,226 [£778,884,811,000] friendlies dead. 15,991,753 [£393,955,460,500] enemies dead.
You gained 185,123 effectiveness.
You gained 4.68 fame.
You lost 24.51 honour.
You earned £6,464,224,526 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £101,418,504,200 insurance.
Bashing Lukey.
[close] 973,906 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,106 land. [304] tree. [634] bush. [102] flower. [66] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You stole 553 land. [152] tree. [317] bush. [51] flower. [33] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 2.09 fame.
You lost 9.36 honour.
You earned £20,200,734 bounty.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.
[r/m] 1,192,363 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 548,439 allied staff.
[middle] 964,336 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 456,369 hostile staff.
[r/m] 5,566,300 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,526,078 allied staff.
[middle] 7,498,774 allied Biker attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,768,684 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 8,444,286 hostile staff.
[range] 4,888,334 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 1,973,650 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,707,234 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 23,057,666 allied staff.
[r/m] 17,728,725 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 15,929,257 allied staff.
[middle] 22,583,618 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,923,199 hostile staff.
[range] 11,874,175 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,642,253 hostile staff.
[middle] 414,425 allied Sniper attacked, killing 350,043 hostile staff.
[r/m] 69,841 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 272,537 allied staff.
[r/m] 699,444 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 13,127,981 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,187,979 hostile Marine attacked, killing 5,284,932 allied staff.
[middle] 2,648,277 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,316,269 hostile staff.
[r/m] 80,681 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 84,091 allied staff.
[r/m] 513,976 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 332,846 allied staff.
[middle] 2,622,886 allied Humvee attacked, killing 259,129 hostile staff.
[r/m] 240,327 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,117,640 allied staff.
Distracted: 5,642,253 [£251,750,796,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 15,929,257 [£87,060,341,600] friendlies disabled. 6,923,199 [£314,052,822,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 45,352,210 [£242,392,182,600] friendlies dead. 12,799,747 [£215,495,439,000] enemies dead.
You gained 147,098 effectiveness.
You gained 7.55 fame.
You lost 23.06 honour.
You earned £4,016,798,534 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £27,766,744,000 insurance.
[range] 1,476,317 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 667,143 allied staff.
[range] 999,439 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 557,405 hostile staff.
[range] 4,890,728 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,670,518 allied staff.
[range] 7,961,794 allied Biker attacked, killing 99,878 hostile staff.
[range] 7,185,318 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 13,271,360 hostile staff.
[range] 4,557,789 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 28,698,019 allied staff.
[range] 18,725,937 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 16,527,623 allied staff.
[range] 22,589,270 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 11,478,682 hostile staff.
[range] 446,260 allied Sniper attacked, killing 1,046,118 hostile staff.
[range] 117,119 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 466,068 allied staff.
[range] 462,884 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,321,109 allied staff.
[range] 2,789,751 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,876,066 hostile staff.
[range] 121,402 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 128,352 allied staff.
[range] 932,023 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 608,756 allied staff.
[range] 2,755,800 allied Humvee attacked, killing 498,670 hostile staff.
[range] 318,324 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,527,353 allied staff.
Disabled: 16,527,623 [£92,040,571,400] friendlies disabled. 11,478,682 [£319,440,949,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 43,087,318 [£220,370,728,400] friendlies dead. 22,349,497 [£211,847,811,200] enemies dead.
You gained 130,669 effectiveness.
You gained 8.94 fame.
You lost 31.35 honour.
You earned £4,666,366,050 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £32,063,130,200 insurance.