Just a few musings to amuse you all:
"Sharpen your swords, prepare to fight,
For what is "honourable" and what is right,
Come join together, friends in arms,
And bravely go destroy their farms!
For weeks we have prepared their fate,
No hope for them - they are too late.
Scallywags, Calypso, The Turtle Moves,
Armoury, Discworld, hear the hooves!
Approaching cavalry drowns out all sound,
Burn every acre, every mound.
A foe so mighty, a foe so tall,
It's not like they've yet to take a fall!
Only with combined strength of five,
Can we prevent them from being alive.
No way can we fight 1-on-1,
No way can we ensure war is won.
Nor can we fight with 1-on-2,
There's just now way, it just won't do.
We shall resist the rank 4 alliance,
A worthy foe? It's not rocket science.
They've been beaten once by TBA.
Charades and Mo Dakka have had their way.
No better target had they to fight,
One cannot blame them for their show of might.
But INSUFFICIENT now I cry,
That's not enough! They STILL MUST DIE!
We shall go down in history.
Brothers in arms in victory.
So raise your voices, all the more!
Cry death! Today! WE RESIST RANK 4!"
/sarcasm
Best thing is I'm going to enjoy this either way.
"Sharpen your swords, prepare to fight,
For what is "honourable" and what is right,
Come join together, friends in arms,
And bravely go destroy their farms!
For weeks we have prepared their fate,
No hope for them - they are too late.
Scallywags, Calypso, The Turtle Moves,
Armoury, Discworld, hear the hooves!
Approaching cavalry drowns out all sound,
Burn every acre, every mound.
A foe so mighty, a foe so tall,
It's not like they've yet to take a fall!
Only with combined strength of five,
Can we prevent them from being alive.
No way can we fight 1-on-1,
No way can we ensure war is won.
Nor can we fight with 1-on-2,
There's just now way, it just won't do.
We shall resist the rank 4 alliance,
A worthy foe? It's not rocket science.
They've been beaten once by TBA.
Charades and Mo Dakka have had their way.
No better target had they to fight,
One cannot blame them for their show of might.
But INSUFFICIENT now I cry,
That's not enough! They STILL MUST DIE!
We shall go down in history.
Brothers in arms in victory.
So raise your voices, all the more!
Cry death! Today! WE RESIST RANK 4!"
/sarcasm
Best thing is I'm going to enjoy this either way.