R47 BR's

[Stargazer]

Azzer is no match for tractors..

Battle Report - Attacking The apocalypse has arrived
[close] 11,110,856 hostile Bio-Mechanical Warrior fired repeating pulse rifles and obliterated 77,535,571 allied staff.
[close] 287,890 allied Seed Thief stole 28,788,998 stored seeds. [2,445,641] tree. [4,917,464] bush. [2,461,271] flower. [18,964,622] grass.
[close] 788,110 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 888 land. [233] tree. [434] bush. [55] flower. [166] grass. [0] uncultivated.
[close] 57,772 allied Thief stole 39 land. [10] tree. [20] bush. [2] flower. [7] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Died: 77,535,571 [£186,586,398,000] friendlies dead.

You stole 927 land. [243] tree. [454] bush. [57] flower. [173] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You stole 28,788,998 seeds. [2,445,641] tree seeds. [4,917,464] bush seeds. [2,461,271] flower seeds. [18,964,622] grass seeds.
You lost 26,868 effectiveness.
You lost 61.00 honour.
You earned £1,446,648 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £2,779,438,400 insurance.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.

Sun 18th Jan, year 6. Afternoon Attacking The apocalypse has arrived
Battle Report - Attacking The apocalypse has arrived
[middle] 11,110,856 hostile Bio-Mechanical Warrior fired repeating pulse rifles and obliterated 79,322,270 allied staff.

Died: 79,322,270 [£185,785,469,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 29,726 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £1,809,579,200 insurance.

Sun 18th Jan, year 6. Morning Attacking The apocalypse has arrived
Battle Report - Attacking The apocalypse has arrived
[range] 11,110,856 hostile Bio-Mechanical Warrior fired repeating pulse rifles and obliterated 84,542,525 allied staff.

Died: 84,542,525 [£195,015,173,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 31,202 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £1,299,660,400 insurance.

 

[Stargazer]

Attack WLZB then not mince pies..

Suddenly found your voice because you're in a rank one alliance? LOL.

I've had a bigger voice as a solo actually,LOL

 

['Tiger']

there are those in wlzb that i'd be happy to attack 1 on 1, but that won't happen.

but the vulturing is being done by mince. password sharers that they are.

From what I heard from whoever it was, that they asked Mince to join, and they simply agreed :/

 

[timtadams]

there are those in wlzb that i'd be happy to attack 1 on 1, but that won't happen.

but the vulturing is being done by mince. password sharers that they are.

From what I heard from whoever it was, that they asked Mince to join, and they simply agreed :/

Ooh well, everyone back the truck up. It is clearly a misunderstanding of some sort. WLZB and Mince never actually intended to DP the Disc. It just sort of happened when WLZB said, "yo Mincy boys, we are attacking an alliance 5 times smaller than us, but we need some help", to which Mincy replied, "sure, we'll just all send on your target at the same time, can't pass up an offer for some free land!".

It's just too bad they didn't use protection.

 

[MattM]

there are those in wlzb that i'd be happy to attack 1 on 1, but that won't happen.

but the vulturing is being done by mince. password sharers that they are.

From what I heard from whoever it was, that they asked Mince to join, and they simply agreed :/

Ooh well, everyone back the truck up. It is clearly a misunderstanding of some sort. WLZB and Mince never actually intended to DP the Disc. It just sort of happened when WLZB said, "yo Mincy boys, we are attacking an alliance 5 times smaller than us, but we need some help", to which Mincy replied, "sure, we'll just all send on your target at the same time, can't pass up an offer for some free land!".

It's just too bad they didn't use protection.

It's true- now they've all got my scabies

 

[Dax]

I've dearly missed you, Matt.

 

[MattM]

I've dearly missed you, Matt.

It's taken this round to remind me how much I used to enjoy this game.

 

[Garrett2]

there are those in wlzb that i'd be happy to attack 1 on 1, but that won't happen.

but the vulturing is being done by mince. password sharers that they are.

From what I heard from whoever it was, that they asked Mince to join, and they simply agreed :/

The fact that you thought you needed help speaks loads to your ... Skills

 

[Chris_]

there are those in wlzb that i'd be happy to attack 1 on 1, but that won't happen.

but the vulturing is being done by mince. password sharers that they are.

From what I heard from whoever it was, that they asked Mince to join, and they simply agreed :/

The fact that you thought you needed help speaks loads to your ... Skills

lolwut

 

['Tiger']

there are those in wlzb that i'd be happy to attack 1 on 1, but that won't happen.

but the vulturing is being done by mince. password sharers that they are.

From what I heard from whoever it was, that they asked Mince to join, and they simply agreed :/

The fact that you thought you needed help speaks loads to your ... Skills

Woah who said I asked them? I'm not THAT lame to ask another alliance to hit one about 6x smaller than us? Try asking some of the people who came from Mince, then accuse them.

 

[Garrett2]

Pfft that SA from mince is dead. I don't speak w the dead

 

['Tiger']

Found it. W1gl4f asked people from Mince to send

 

[Garrett2]

yeah the dead guy.

 

[Garrett2]

lol rounding error

Battle Report - Defending Marvin the Paranoid Android [7021]
[close] 8,250,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 6,269,525 hostile staff.
[close] 1,000,146 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 681,049 allied staff.
[close] 23,497,407 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 12,627,886 hostile staff.
[close] 44,239,190 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 36,591,405 hostile staff.
[close] 10,246,800 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 9,288,536 allied staff.
[close] 9,996,999 allied Mummy attacked, killing 9,897,744 hostile staff.
[close] 999,981 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 1,863,910 hostile staff.
[close] 6,844 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 27,932 allied staff.
[close] 205,442,079 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 278,973,054 hostile staff.
[close] 12,460,483 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 30,795,357 allied staff.
[close] 125 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 1,047 allied staff.
[close] 57,227,917 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 85,759,569 hostile staff.
[close] 23,893,882 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 220,468,832 allied staff.
[close] 6,943,703 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 4,000,465 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 35,039 Gargantua.
[close] 45,558 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 103,265 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 410 Gargantua.
[close] 8,036 hostile Armoured Car attacked, killing 1,133 allied staff.
[close] 26,799,566 allied Striker attacked, killing 15,803,909 hostile staff.
[close] 90,907 hostile Striker attacked, killing 37,793 allied staff.
[close] 2,061 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,079 hostile staff.
[close] 1,377 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1,649 allied staff.
[close] 11,839,242 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 2,005,789 hostile staff.
[close] 284,104 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 263,275 hostile staff.
[close] 123,218,014 allied Vampire attacked, killing 62,360,541 hostile staff.
[raised] 6,439,652 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 39,780 allied Assassin attacked, killing 18,417 hostile staff.
[close] 19,315,962 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 4,721,317 hostile staff.
[close] 214,468 allied Witch attacked, killing 86,535 hostile staff.
[close] 23,417,409 allied Harrier attacked, killing 17,148,373 hostile staff.
[close] 29,320,225 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,615,271 hostile staff.
[close] 5,588,002 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,437,117 allied staff.
[close] 5,903,363 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,436,722 hostile staff.
[close] 95,163,999 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,061,968 hostile staff.
[close] 7,627,043 allied Yob attacked, disabling 166,078 hostile staff.
[close] 40,331,212 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,586,296 hostile staff.
[close] 1 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 48 allied staff.
[close] 1 hostile Stunbot attacked, disabling 7 allied staff.
[close] 1 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 186 allied staff.

Distracted: 137,957,087 [£5,668,678,294,800] enemies distracted. 235,875,582 [£1,329,399,584,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 280,725,428 [£6,093,693,349,700] enemies disabled. 30,795,364 [£279,270,867,700] friendlies disabled.
Died: 146,576,613 [£5,475,382,344,900] enemies dead. 173,005 [£4,188,991,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 6,474,691 [£138,073,432,000] enemies converted. 410 [£410,000,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 539,377 effectiveness.
You gained 0.72 fame.
You gained 1.06 honour.
You will soon be receiving £120,049,240 insurance.

 

[Garrett2]

bye quitus

Battle Report - Defending Marvin the Paranoid Android [7021]
[range] 262,911 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 193,190 hostile staff.
[range] 23,496,354 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,401,002 hostile staff.
[range] 206,084,164 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 408,780,631 hostile staff.
[range] 59,995,088 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 111,820,828 hostile staff.
[range] 26,899,218 allied Striker attacked, killing 17,162,480 hostile staff.
[range] 13,086,463 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 3,974,153 hostile staff.
[range] 298,942 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 92,687 hostile staff.
[range] 129,995,094 allied Vampire attacked, killing 42,554,016 hostile staff.
[range] 108,274 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 22,498 hostile staff.
[range] 42,499 allied Assassin attacked, killing 31,418 hostile staff.
[range] 182,984 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 44,547 hostile staff.
[range] 23,743,117 allied Harrier attacked, killing 19,629,316 hostile staff.
[range] 160 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 39 hostile staff.
[range] 44,998,752 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 16,280,812 hostile staff.
[range] 10,584,816 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 873,095 hostile staff.
[range] 58,999,789 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 21,771,495 hostile staff.
[range] 185,951 allied Sniper attacked, killing 40,844 hostile staff.
[range] 95,682,118 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 38,611,120 hostile staff.
[range] 22,367,392 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 156,108,094 allied staff.
[range] 1,469,034 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 428,492 hostile staff.
[range] 30,827 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,202 hostile staff.
[range] 6,852,147 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,378,425 hostile staff.
[range] 12 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[range] 13,184 allied Ninja attacked, killing 861 hostile staff.
[range] 9,844,216 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 702,605 hostile staff.
[range] 222 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 41 hostile staff.
[range] 5,673,576 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 609,443 hostile staff.
[range] 4,886,217 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 650,571 hostile staff.
[range] 17,325,807 allied Marine attacked, killing 2,348,871 hostile staff.
[range] 166,324 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 22,457 hostile staff.
[range] 144,139 allied Humvee attacked, killing 4,673 hostile staff.
[range] 80,240,347 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 8,884,520 hostile staff.
[range] 184,080 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,843,599 allied staff.
[range] 824 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 113 hostile staff.

Stunned: 22,498 [£1,738,760,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 128,103,842 [£2,366,749,883,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 408,825,178 [£1,558,435,472,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 163,715,244 [£13,374,418,980,000] enemies dead. 160,951,693 [£1,142,032,262,400] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 650,684 [£68,157,549,000] enemies bribed.

You gained 2,631,583 effectiveness.
You gained 10.23 fame.
You gained 5.55 honour.
You will soon be receiving £23,533,965,540 insurance.

I didn't even fire 2nd tick

Battle Report - Defending Marvin the Paranoid Android [7021]
[middle] 23,078,775 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,041,698 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,904,897 allied Mummy attacked, killing 10,623,757 hostile staff.
[middle] 26,594,213 allied Striker attacked, killing 15,259,929 hostile staff.
[middle] 127,383,024 allied Vampire attacked, killing 511,084,278 hostile staff.
[raised] 11,694,129 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 104,796 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 10,373 hostile staff.
[middle] 216,351 allied Witch attacked, killing 17,925 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,877,654 allied Harrier attacked, killing 8,129,528 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,984,912 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 586,166 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,268,966 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 263,726 hostile staff.
[middle] 57,114,631 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,627,065 hostile staff.

Stunned: 10,373 [£1,344,530,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 586,166 [£253,678,310,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 549,047,906 [£6,913,745,161,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 11,694,129 [£187,106,064,000] enemies converted.

System hack on The many abilites of Peter Petrelli [5170] successful:
Staff
Gardener [0] Harvester [14,000,000]
Combine Harvester [0] Tractor [200,000]
Hippy [6,200,000] Yob [3,000,000]
Wheelbarrower [10] Geo-Phys Thief [115,725]
Small Droid [30,000,000] Stunbot [6,000,000]
Nanobot [0] Cybernetic Warrior [206,946]
Tyrant Drone [0] Crazed Droid [69]
Cybernetic T-Rex [263,495]

 

['Tiger']

Lol bless him, he was so happy to lose his men!