I looked
I did not find
So i made a thread
Its kinda funny really. I think the last two rounds i would have to be the first to suicide on anti-rape.
And then just to be sure I'll do it again mid-way through the round, loosing everything
only this time, I will have been saving for weeks, plant up billions of grass seeds over a week and buy 50 million ninjas.
Then i send all my 50m ninjas at a target on my own world rankings page..
...then i go back to my report for the next two hours.
I check back on and behold, A GLORIOUS SUCCESS... sortof, suffering only 2% casualties and dealing over 500b damage i still didnt make the money up on 5% bounty...
...Then i do the same thing, except this time i send at 60%, what foolishness on my part. About 3 hours later i remember i sent the attack, and completely oblivious to this thing called 'anti-rape' i log back on, excitedly checking my news not knowing if i lost 20% or 50% of my army, or how much damage id done.
Of course, its quite obvious what happens here. While i had overestimated the number of snipers i expected to encounter, i SEVERELY UNDERESTIMATED the number of SAS troops that would be there! After I lost 40m ninjas the 1st tick, the gov defence kindly recalled (i am eternally grateful) to allow the defender to sweep up my remaining troops the last two ticks.
In summary
A score drop from 3.7b to 277m
A rank drop from 145 to 686
A good curse
A good laugh
I hope this gives you a laugh, cause i am quite amused
I will also update this thread every time i suicide again, and id like to see other ppls efforts, as im sure others would too
Attacking XXXX
[range] 31,784,704 hostile SAS completely totally and utterly killed 30,604,389 allied staff.
[range] 10,096,570 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,116,802 allied staff.
[range] 3,706,903 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 6,791,992 allied staff.
[range] 10,889,175 allied Ninja attacked, killing 7,955,999 hostile staff.
[range] 1,904,453 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,378,443 allied staff.
[range] 986,466 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 159,997 allied staff.
Died: 40,051,623 [£1,401,806,805,000] friendlies dead. 7,955,999 [£186,276,313,000] enemies dead.
You lost 75,117 effectiveness.
You gained 1.87 fame.
You lost 59.22 honour.
You earned £11,724,838,460 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £280,361,361,000 insurance.
[middle] 9,075,955 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 939,694 allied staff.
[middle] 3,396,182 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 5,929,689 allied staff.
[middle] 2,481,352 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,995,265 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,835,617 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,344,181 allied staff.
[middle] 976,581 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 152,514 allied staff.
Died: 8,366,078 [£292,812,730,000] friendlies dead. 1,995,265 [£53,396,026,600] enemies dead.
You gained 4,582 effectiveness.
You gained 4.25 fame.
You lost 46.58 honour.
You earned £4,652,053,641 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £58,562,546,000 insurance.
[close] 1,835,617 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 984,657 allied staff.
Died: 984,657 [£34,462,995,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 5,514 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £6,892,599,000 insurance.
I did not find
So i made a thread
Its kinda funny really. I think the last two rounds i would have to be the first to suicide on anti-rape.
And then just to be sure I'll do it again mid-way through the round, loosing everything
only this time, I will have been saving for weeks, plant up billions of grass seeds over a week and buy 50 million ninjas.
Then i send all my 50m ninjas at a target on my own world rankings page..
...then i go back to my report for the next two hours.
I check back on and behold, A GLORIOUS SUCCESS... sortof, suffering only 2% casualties and dealing over 500b damage i still didnt make the money up on 5% bounty...
...Then i do the same thing, except this time i send at 60%, what foolishness on my part. About 3 hours later i remember i sent the attack, and completely oblivious to this thing called 'anti-rape' i log back on, excitedly checking my news not knowing if i lost 20% or 50% of my army, or how much damage id done.
Of course, its quite obvious what happens here. While i had overestimated the number of snipers i expected to encounter, i SEVERELY UNDERESTIMATED the number of SAS troops that would be there! After I lost 40m ninjas the 1st tick, the gov defence kindly recalled (i am eternally grateful) to allow the defender to sweep up my remaining troops the last two ticks.
In summary
A score drop from 3.7b to 277m
A rank drop from 145 to 686
A good curse
A good laugh
I hope this gives you a laugh, cause i am quite amused
I will also update this thread every time i suicide again, and id like to see other ppls efforts, as im sure others would too
Attacking XXXX
[range] 31,784,704 hostile SAS completely totally and utterly killed 30,604,389 allied staff.
[range] 10,096,570 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,116,802 allied staff.
[range] 3,706,903 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 6,791,992 allied staff.
[range] 10,889,175 allied Ninja attacked, killing 7,955,999 hostile staff.
[range] 1,904,453 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,378,443 allied staff.
[range] 986,466 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 159,997 allied staff.
Died: 40,051,623 [£1,401,806,805,000] friendlies dead. 7,955,999 [£186,276,313,000] enemies dead.
You lost 75,117 effectiveness.
You gained 1.87 fame.
You lost 59.22 honour.
You earned £11,724,838,460 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £280,361,361,000 insurance.
[middle] 9,075,955 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 939,694 allied staff.
[middle] 3,396,182 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 5,929,689 allied staff.
[middle] 2,481,352 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,995,265 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,835,617 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,344,181 allied staff.
[middle] 976,581 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 152,514 allied staff.
Died: 8,366,078 [£292,812,730,000] friendlies dead. 1,995,265 [£53,396,026,600] enemies dead.
You gained 4,582 effectiveness.
You gained 4.25 fame.
You lost 46.58 honour.
You earned £4,652,053,641 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £58,562,546,000 insurance.
[close] 1,835,617 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 984,657 allied staff.
Died: 984,657 [£34,462,995,000] friendlies dead.
You gained 5,514 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £6,892,599,000 insurance.
