Bushtarion IRC quotes
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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
«16:54:04» <@Terrakan> You are currently growing 39,494,583 Tree Seeds, 68,688,905 Bush Seeds, 64,744,260 Flower Seeds, 144,433,463 Grass Seeds. [317,361,211 total]
«16:54:13» <@Terrakan> if its tornados im gonna hit the roof
«16:56:45» <@KoeNe> if there's a tornado there won't be any roof
«16:57:02» <@KoeNe> and you'll be more likely to hit flying cows
«16:54:04» <@Terrakan> You are currently growing 39,494,583 Tree Seeds, 68,688,905 Bush Seeds, 64,744,260 Flower Seeds, 144,433,463 Grass Seeds. [317,361,211 total]
«16:54:13» <@Terrakan> if its tornados im gonna hit the roof
«16:56:45» <@KoeNe> if there's a tornado there won't be any roof
«16:57:02» <@KoeNe> and you'll be more likely to hit flying cows
Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
«22:34:40» <@GrammarBunion> i've got a big robo in to hit the bunker
«22:34:41» <@GrammarBunion> \o/
«22:35:01» <@SadYear> is that a new way to express your desire to a woman Bunion ?
«22:35:18» <@GrammarBunion> clearly.
«22:35:24» <@SadYear> best
«22:35:25» <@SadYear> pickup
«22:35:26» <@SadYear> line
«22:35:28» <@SadYear> ever
«22:34:40» <@GrammarBunion> i've got a big robo in to hit the bunker
«22:34:41» <@GrammarBunion> \o/
«22:35:01» <@SadYear> is that a new way to express your desire to a woman Bunion ?
«22:35:18» <@GrammarBunion> clearly.
«22:35:24» <@SadYear> best
«22:35:25» <@SadYear> pickup
«22:35:26» <@SadYear> line
«22:35:28» <@SadYear> ever
Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
[22:09] <DeathWish> sex is like math.
[22:09] <DeathWish> ...u add the bed
[22:09] <DeathWish> ..subtract the clothes
[22:09] <DeathWish> ...divide the legs
[22:09] <DeathWish> ...leave your solution
[22:09] <DeathWish> ...and pray you dont multiply
<IceOfire> Lem...Wake up. Big inc.
<Lem> yeah, its what, eta 2?
<Lem> and there is a big fricking bear in my backyard
<Lem> hmm, the bear is hiding from me now
<Lem> must have sensed my awsome kung fu skill
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[20:32] <Darryl> I had 3 mates who played for a couple of rounds
[20:33] <Darryl> Until I organised a night out, said I was sick, then killed them all while they were out >.<
[20:33] <Darryl> Good times
[20:33] <Cal> Sounds funny.
[20:33] <Darryl> I thought so
[20:33] <zhouj> Darryl did you really do that?
[20:33] <zhouj> lol
[20:34] <Darryl> Yes zhouj
[20:34] <Darryl> They got a bit cocky
[22:09] <DeathWish> sex is like math.
[22:09] <DeathWish> ...u add the bed
[22:09] <DeathWish> ..subtract the clothes
[22:09] <DeathWish> ...divide the legs
[22:09] <DeathWish> ...leave your solution
[22:09] <DeathWish> ...and pray you dont multiply
<IceOfire> Lem...Wake up. Big inc.
<Lem> yeah, its what, eta 2?
<Lem> and there is a big fricking bear in my backyard
<Lem> hmm, the bear is hiding from me now
<Lem> must have sensed my awsome kung fu skill
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[20:32] <Darryl> I had 3 mates who played for a couple of rounds
[20:33] <Darryl> Until I organised a night out, said I was sick, then killed them all while they were out >.<
[20:33] <Darryl> Good times
[20:33] <Cal> Sounds funny.
[20:33] <Darryl> I thought so
[20:33] <zhouj> Darryl did you really do that?
[20:33] <zhouj> lol
[20:34] <Darryl> Yes zhouj
[20:34] <Darryl> They got a bit cocky
Gooner-fan-deano
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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
oooh dear
oooh dear
willymchilybily
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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
[16:19] <Terrakan> you wernt asleep that long
[16:19] <Willymchilybily> sleep is overated
[16:20] <Terrakan> hey my sexy Willymchilybily
[16:20] <Willymchilybily> hey hey terrakan
[16:20] <Terrakan> you gonna defend my sexy little butt?
[16:20] <Willymchilybily> ofc
[16:20] <Netherdragon> little
[16:21] <Netherdragon> its huge dude learn to accept it
[16:21] <Willymchilybily> lol
[16:21] <Terrakan> i know Netherdragon
[16:21] <Terrakan> but i like to think that i am petite
[16:19] <Terrakan> you wernt asleep that long
[16:19] <Willymchilybily> sleep is overated
[16:20] <Terrakan> hey my sexy Willymchilybily
[16:20] <Willymchilybily> hey hey terrakan
[16:20] <Terrakan> you gonna defend my sexy little butt?
[16:20] <Willymchilybily> ofc
[16:20] <Netherdragon> little
[16:21] <Netherdragon> its huge dude learn to accept it
[16:21] <Willymchilybily> lol
[16:21] <Terrakan> i know Netherdragon
[16:21] <Terrakan> but i like to think that i am petite
Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
Darryl, Darryl, Darryl.
Whatever are we going to do with you?!
I am half tempted to get IRC again now...
(But I won't!)
Rama said:[22:09]
[20:32] <Darryl> I had 3 mates who played for a couple of rounds
[20:33] <Darryl> Until I organised a night out, said I was sick, then killed them all while they were out >.<
[20:33] <Darryl> Good times
[20:33] <Cal> Sounds funny.
[20:33] <Darryl> I thought so
[20:33] <zhouj> Darryl did you really do that?
[20:33] <zhouj> lol
[20:34] <Darryl> Yes zhouj
[20:34] <Darryl> They got a bit cocky
Darryl, Darryl, Darryl.
Whatever are we going to do with you?!
I am half tempted to get IRC again now...
(But I won't!)
TheNamelessWonder
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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
[22:36] <Gadfly> All the girls say my weenie is super huge...but when I go potty the pee shoots half way around the world!
[22:36] <Gadfly> All the girls say my weenie is super huge...but when I go potty the pee shoots half way around the world!
Hippie
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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
[17:08] <LukeyZ> who makes xbox?
[17:09] <pyromaniac> microsoft
[17:09] <JJbrosandjl> lol
[17:09] <hippie|hl> that is a stupid question
[17:09] <LukeyZ> not really coz i dont have an xbox
[17:08] <LukeyZ> who makes xbox?
[17:09] <pyromaniac> microsoft
[17:09] <JJbrosandjl> lol
[17:09] <hippie|hl> that is a stupid question
[17:09] <LukeyZ> not really coz i dont have an xbox
marvin
Tree Surgeon
Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
Found these from rounds ago - probably the best moments of my bush career! Sorry about length but they all must be posted
---
<Elderveld> im gonna shave myself now
<Sumit> get them crabs off ya eh elder
<Elderveld> and fusion rocks!
<Elderveld> real soft
<marvin|> is it the battery powered one?
<Elderveld> and absolutly NO wounds
<Elderveld> yeah
<Elderveld> it vibrates
<Elderveld> so i will take it whit me when i go to my GF tomorow
<marvin|> LMAO
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[21:06] <Athena> TIFFIE
[21:06] <Athena> I'M WATING FOR AN EXPLANATION
[21:07] <Angela> im waiting for an explantation
[21:07] * marvin| (gav_miller@host86-145-20-43.range86-145 ... alplus.com) has joined #smoochroom
[21:07] * P sets mode: +o marvin|
[21:07] <marvin|> wasn't me.
[21:07] * Athena slaps Illumination around a bit with a large trout
[21:07] <Angela> we are waiting for tiff to explain to Athena what a blow job is
[21:07] <marvin|> LMFAO!
[21:07] <Athena> she ignoring me!
[21:08] <Athena> yea marvie is too young
[21:08] <marvin|> yup
[21:08] <marvin|> much too young
[21:09] * Athena sobs
[21:09] <Illumination> Athena, if you dont know, just ask Podunk about that thing he keeps asking you to lick
[21:09] <marvin|> LMFAO!
[21:09] <Angela> lol
[21:09] * marvin| high fives tiff
[21:09] <Athena> TIFFIE!
[21:09] <Athena> oi!
[21:09] <marvin|> thats my new quit
[21:09] <Athena> MARVIE!
[21:09] <marvin|> yes dear? =)
[21:09] <Angela> thank you tiff
[21:09] <Illumination> its not really a chocolate covered banana
[21:09] <Angela> havent laughed that hard in ages
[21:09] <Angela> havent laughed that hard in ages
[21:10] <Athena> :X
[21:10] <Athena> i will not eat banana for a while now
[21:10] <Athena> >.<
[21:10] * Athena shoots Tiffie
[21:10] <Illumination>
[21:10] <Illumination> If you do it right, its not you that will be shooting dear
[21:10] <Angela> lmao
[21:10] <Athena> !!!!
[21:11] <marvin|> LMFAO
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[08:55] <Jorizz> I don't see the logic in putting your phone in a tissue box
[08:55] <Angela|upstairs> Jorizz
[08:55] <Jorizz> and having a tissue box on yer room in the first place
[08:56] <Angela|upstairs> Jorizz
[08:56] <marvin|> so how long it been with lack of harvs?
[08:56] <Jorizz> yueah
[08:56] <Angela|upstairs> hes a 16 year old land
[08:56] <Angela|upstairs> lad*
[08:56] <Angela|upstairs> why do you think he needs a tissue box in his room ?
[08:56] <Wrath> meaning?
[08:56] <Wrath> :s
[08:56] <marvin|> lmao
[08:56] <Wrath> ewwwww
[08:56] <Jorizz> but his computer is at the hall?
[08:56] * Wrath slaps angela for being nasty
[08:56] <Jorizz> It'd make more sense to put it there
[08:57] <marvin|> look, the vibrate is quite violent on my phone, i put it there cause i can usually still hear it
[08:57] <marvin|> but this time i didnt, sorry
[08:57] <Angela|upstairs> the debate is now
[08:57] <Angela|upstairs> why do you have a tissue box in your room
[08:57] <marvin|> cause its a box of tissues incase i get the sniffles
[08:57] <Angela|upstairs> not that you didnt wake up
[08:57] <marvin|> and i think u know the other reason tbh
[08:58] <Angela|upstairs> Jorizz what does the computer have to do with the tissues ?
[08:58] <Jorizz> most people watch naughty videos when they jack off
[08:58] <marvin|> lmao
[08:58] <marvin|> ipod ftw ;P
[08:58] <Angela|upstairs> lmao
[08:58] <Jorizz> ....
[08:58] <marvin|> anyways...shush
[08:59] <Jorizz> rofl
[08:59] <marvin|> going back to sleep
[08:59] <Jorizz> "sleep"
[08:59] <Jorizz> damnit
[08:59] <Jorizz> we got him all horney
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[16:40] <marvin|> Melnibone how was the date?
[16:41] <Melnibone> yeah it was ok bit weird
[16:41] <marvin|> she do that thing with her tongue again?
[16:41] <marvin|> it's ok, you tried something new, just need to get used to it Melnibone.
[16:41] <Melnibone> lol no i learned some pretty "weird" stuff about her
[16:42] <Jorizz> like what melni?
[16:42] <marvin|> ffs i know it
[16:42] <Jorizz> dont keep us in suspence
[16:42] <Melnibone> like she writes lady porn
[16:42] <Melnibone> lol she even let me read some
[16:42] <Melnibone> its not bad
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(@marvin|02) induction for firsties
(@Athena02) hahaha
(@marvin|02) seeing as im head of a junior house i have to go *sigh*
(@Athena02) poor youngster
(@marvin|02) indeed
(@marvin|02) oi! im only 3years younger than you!
(@marvin|02) and i heard u liked them young ;P
(@Athena02) DIE
(@marvin|02) only in your hands babey
(@Podunk02) LMFAO
(@Athena02) pity Poddie doesn'th ave autokill on
(@Podunk02) I get abused by girls much older than me >_<
(@marvin|02) someone put 'er in spam! my nn will code the place up
(@Podunk02) Athena
(@Podunk02) I have a confession to make
(@Podunk02) I made love with your sis
(@Podunk02) anyways
(@Podunk02) brb
(@Podunk02) One of the asian girls in my basement managed to escape
(@marvin|02) lmfao!
(Podunk was actually Jorrizz in this IRC quote)
Found these from rounds ago - probably the best moments of my bush career! Sorry about length but they all must be posted
---
<Elderveld> im gonna shave myself now
<Sumit> get them crabs off ya eh elder
<Elderveld> and fusion rocks!
<Elderveld> real soft
<marvin|> is it the battery powered one?
<Elderveld> and absolutly NO wounds
<Elderveld> yeah
<Elderveld> it vibrates
<Elderveld> so i will take it whit me when i go to my GF tomorow
<marvin|> LMAO
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[21:06] <Athena> TIFFIE
[21:06] <Athena> I'M WATING FOR AN EXPLANATION
[21:07] <Angela> im waiting for an explantation
[21:07] * marvin| (gav_miller@host86-145-20-43.range86-145 ... alplus.com) has joined #smoochroom
[21:07] * P sets mode: +o marvin|
[21:07] <marvin|> wasn't me.
[21:07] * Athena slaps Illumination around a bit with a large trout
[21:07] <Angela> we are waiting for tiff to explain to Athena what a blow job is
[21:07] <marvin|> LMFAO!
[21:07] <Athena> she ignoring me!
[21:08] <Athena> yea marvie is too young
[21:08] <marvin|> yup
[21:08] <marvin|> much too young
[21:09] * Athena sobs
[21:09] <Illumination> Athena, if you dont know, just ask Podunk about that thing he keeps asking you to lick
[21:09] <marvin|> LMFAO!
[21:09] <Angela> lol
[21:09] * marvin| high fives tiff
[21:09] <Athena> TIFFIE!
[21:09] <Athena> oi!
[21:09] <marvin|> thats my new quit
[21:09] <Athena> MARVIE!
[21:09] <marvin|> yes dear? =)
[21:09] <Angela> thank you tiff
[21:09] <Illumination> its not really a chocolate covered banana
[21:09] <Angela> havent laughed that hard in ages
[21:09] <Angela> havent laughed that hard in ages
[21:10] <Athena> :X
[21:10] <Athena> i will not eat banana for a while now
[21:10] <Athena> >.<
[21:10] * Athena shoots Tiffie
[21:10] <Illumination>
[21:10] <Illumination> If you do it right, its not you that will be shooting dear
[21:10] <Angela> lmao
[21:10] <Athena> !!!!
[21:11] <marvin|> LMFAO
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[08:55] <Jorizz> I don't see the logic in putting your phone in a tissue box
[08:55] <Angela|upstairs> Jorizz
[08:55] <Jorizz> and having a tissue box on yer room in the first place
[08:56] <Angela|upstairs> Jorizz
[08:56] <marvin|> so how long it been with lack of harvs?
[08:56] <Jorizz> yueah
[08:56] <Angela|upstairs> hes a 16 year old land
[08:56] <Angela|upstairs> lad*
[08:56] <Angela|upstairs> why do you think he needs a tissue box in his room ?
[08:56] <Wrath> meaning?
[08:56] <Wrath> :s
[08:56] <marvin|> lmao
[08:56] <Wrath> ewwwww
[08:56] <Jorizz> but his computer is at the hall?
[08:56] * Wrath slaps angela for being nasty
[08:56] <Jorizz> It'd make more sense to put it there
[08:57] <marvin|> look, the vibrate is quite violent on my phone, i put it there cause i can usually still hear it
[08:57] <marvin|> but this time i didnt, sorry
[08:57] <Angela|upstairs> the debate is now
[08:57] <Angela|upstairs> why do you have a tissue box in your room
[08:57] <marvin|> cause its a box of tissues incase i get the sniffles
[08:57] <Angela|upstairs> not that you didnt wake up
[08:57] <marvin|> and i think u know the other reason tbh
[08:58] <Angela|upstairs> Jorizz what does the computer have to do with the tissues ?
[08:58] <Jorizz> most people watch naughty videos when they jack off
[08:58] <marvin|> lmao
[08:58] <marvin|> ipod ftw ;P
[08:58] <Angela|upstairs> lmao
[08:58] <Jorizz> ....
[08:58] <marvin|> anyways...shush
[08:59] <Jorizz> rofl
[08:59] <marvin|> going back to sleep
[08:59] <Jorizz> "sleep"
[08:59] <Jorizz> damnit
[08:59] <Jorizz> we got him all horney
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[16:40] <marvin|> Melnibone
how was the date?[16:41] <Melnibone> yeah it was ok bit weird
[16:41] <marvin|> she do that thing with her tongue again?
[16:41] <marvin|> it's ok, you tried something new, just need to get used to it Melnibone.
[16:41] <Melnibone> lol no i learned some pretty "weird" stuff about her
[16:42] <Jorizz> like what melni?
[16:42] <marvin|> ffs i know it
[16:42] <Jorizz> dont keep us in suspence
[16:42] <Melnibone> like she writes lady porn
[16:42] <Melnibone> lol she even let me read some
[16:42] <Melnibone> its not bad
---
(@marvin|02) induction for firsties
(@Athena02) hahaha
(@marvin|02) seeing as im head of a junior house i have to go *sigh*
(@Athena02) poor youngster
(@marvin|02) indeed
(@marvin|02) oi! im only 3years younger than you!
(@marvin|02) and i heard u liked them young ;P
(@Athena02) DIE
(@marvin|02) only in your hands babey
(@Podunk02) LMFAO
(@Athena02) pity Poddie doesn'th ave autokill on
(@Podunk02) I get abused by girls much older than me >_<
(@marvin|02) someone put 'er in spam! my nn will code the place up
(@Podunk02) Athena
(@Podunk02) I have a confession to make
(@Podunk02) I made love with your sis
(@Podunk02) anyways
(@Podunk02) brb
(@Podunk02) One of the asian girls in my basement managed to escape
(@marvin|02) lmfao!
(Podunk was actually Jorrizz in this IRC quote)
Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
Best log ever!
*hi-5's Tiff*
Tissue one's good too, but this is great!
marvin said:[21:06] <Athena> TIFFIE
[21:06] <Athena> I'M WATING FOR AN EXPLANATION
[21:07] <Angela> im waiting for an explantation
[21:07] * marvin| (gav_miller@host86-145-20-43.range86-145 ... alplus.com) has joined #smoochroom
[21:07] * P sets mode: +o marvin|
[21:07] <marvin|> wasn't me.
[21:07] * Athena slaps Illumination around a bit with a large trout
[21:07] <Angela> we are waiting for tiff to explain to Athena what a blow job is
[21:07] <marvin|> LMFAO!
[21:07] <Athena> she ignoring me!
[21:08] <Athena> yea marvie is too young
[21:08] <marvin|> yup
[21:08] <marvin|> much too young
[21:09] * Athena sobs
[21:09] <Illumination> Athena, if you dont know, just ask Podunk about that thing he keeps asking you to lick
[21:09] <marvin|> LMFAO!
[21:09] <Angela> lol
[21:09] * marvin| high fives tiff
[21:09] <Athena> TIFFIE!
[21:09] <Athena> oi!
[21:09] <marvin|> thats my new quit
[21:09] <Athena> MARVIE!
[21:09] <marvin|> yes dear? =)
[21:09] <Angela> thank you tiff
[21:09] <Illumination> its not really a chocolate covered banana
[21:09] <Angela> havent laughed that hard in ages
[21:09] <Angela> havent laughed that hard in ages
[21:10] <Athena> :X
[21:10] <Athena> i will not eat banana for a while now
[21:10] <Athena> >.<
[21:10] * Athena shoots Tiffie
[21:10] <Illumination>
[21:10] <Illumination> If you do it right, its not you that will be shooting dear
[21:10] <Angela> lmao
[21:10] <Athena> !!!!
[21:11] <marvin|> LMFAO
Best log ever!
*hi-5's Tiff*
Tissue one's good too, but this is great!
Illumination
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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
haha!!! omg, someone has to die for posting that!
*Glares at Marvin*
You may ruin my angelic reputation with that kind of made-up trash talk!!!!
haha!!! omg, someone has to die for posting that!
*Glares at Marvin*
You may ruin my angelic reputation with that kind of made-up trash talk!!!!
marvin
Tree Surgeon
Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
haha yeh "made up"
good times, good times *hugs tiff*
haha yeh "made up"
good times, good times
*hugs tiff*
TheNamelessWonder
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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
<tomtom> last tick is useless..
<tomtom> first tick is all that counts
Candidate for noob of the month award?
<tomtom> last tick is useless..
<tomtom> first tick is all that counts
Candidate for noob of the month award?
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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
[13:25] * Azzer (~admin@Azzer.users.netgamers.org) has joined #bushtarion
[13:25] * P sets mode: +l 80
[13:25] * P sets mode: +o Azzer
[13:25] <Tim> I wonder if it will be like a concert. The lights will go off, the channel will be +m'd, Darryl will say; "Please everyone give a warm welcome to Azzer!!" and then Azzer joins
[13:26] * Azzer eeks.
[13:26] <Darryl> Damn
[13:26] <Darryl> I missed my queue
[13:26] <Darryl> Thanks for embarrassing me Tim
[13:26] <Tim> lol
[13:26] <Markb> eek
[13:26] <DarkSider> lmao
[13:26] <Dematto> Azzer
[13:26] <Markb> best timing ever
[13:25] * Azzer (~admin@Azzer.users.netgamers.org) has joined #bushtarion
[13:25] * P sets mode: +l 80
[13:25] * P sets mode: +o Azzer
[13:25] <Tim> I wonder if it will be like a concert. The lights will go off, the channel will be +m'd, Darryl will say; "Please everyone give a warm welcome to Azzer!!" and then Azzer joins
[13:26] * Azzer eeks.
[13:26] <Darryl> Damn
[13:26] <Darryl> I missed my queue
[13:26] <Darryl> Thanks for embarrassing me Tim
[13:26] <Tim> lol
[13:26] <Markb> eek
[13:26] <DarkSider> lmao
[13:26] <Dematto> Azzer
[13:26] <Markb> best timing ever
Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
«18:31:29» <Willymchilybily> hf eveyr one
«18:31:39» * Willymchilybily humps charlie and bunion then leaves
«18:31:48» <Willymchilybily> btw try typing bunion with one hand as fast as you can
«18:31:51» <Willymchilybily> its such a fun game
«18:32:08» <Jorizz> bunion
«18:32:14» <Jorizz> eh?
«18:32:28» <+Podunk> ignore Jorizz Willymchilybily
«18:32:33» <+Podunk> he's used to 1 handed typing
«18:31:29» <Willymchilybily> hf eveyr one
«18:31:39» * Willymchilybily humps charlie and bunion then leaves
«18:31:48» <Willymchilybily> btw try typing bunion with one hand as fast as you can
«18:31:51» <Willymchilybily> its such a fun game
«18:32:08» <Jorizz> bunion
«18:32:14» <Jorizz> eh?
«18:32:28» <+Podunk> ignore Jorizz Willymchilybily
«18:32:33» <+Podunk> he's used to 1 handed typing
Alcibiades
Plant Geneticist
Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
[17:26:36] <Intense> u came just in time
[17:26:41] <Alcibiades> that's what she said
[17:26:36] <Intense> u came just in time
[17:26:41] <Alcibiades> that's what she said
Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
yes alci!!! The old ones are still good!
yes alci!!! The old ones are still good!
Alcibiades
Plant Geneticist
Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes
classic jokes are classic for a reason
pinpower said:
classic jokes are classic for a reason