[range] 2,000,000 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 249,005 allied staff.
[range] 24,976,675 allied Vampire attacked, killing 51,651,350 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,217,320 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 162,693 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 144,690 allied staff.
Died: 393,695 [£24,409,090,000] friendlies dead. 51,651,350 [£819,436,062,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 3,217,320 [£51,477,120,000] enemies converted.
You gained 357,991 effectiveness.
You earned £131,441,037,735 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £8,543,181,500 insurance.
Fine, I'll keep going.