Begin the resistance! | R41

[Max]

I have a fairly solid grasp of it, but thank you all the same

Perhaps the majority of geeky, internet dwelling, online text based game obsessed nobodies often get the worst end of "banter" DA? It's not the most traditional of "MANLY" feats I must say

 

[Rowan]

>_<

I should remember I have attacks out against Combo. They fight back.

Died: 207,195,130 [£5,035,528,567,000] friendlies dead. 8,254,602 [£456,850,235,500] enemies dead.

haha, Whoops!

 

[Ogluk]

sorry to disappoint you, that was A Nag Ram

 

[LuckySports]

yea, we would never let you fire that much!

 

[LuckySports]

The latest in kiwi pointless suicides.

Battle Report - Defending Combo
[close] 11,500,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,753,200 hostile staff.
[close] 69,893,246 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 23,993,519 allied staff.
[close] 3,000,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 2,842,717 hostile staff.
[close] 28,752,448 allied Mummy attacked, killing 28,731,192 hostile staff.
[close] 495,971 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 2,289,288 hostile staff.
[close] 129,289,189 allied Striker attacked, killing 68,164,070 hostile staff.
[close] 49,638,734 hostile Striker attacked, killing 13,348,547 allied staff.
[close] 1,920,705 hostile Biker attacked, killing 3,000,000 allied staff.
[close] 95,607,412 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 18,681,952 allied staff.
[close] 116,065,516 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 517,010,884 hostile staff.
[close] 69,183,103 allied Vampire attacked, killing 192,128,251 hostile staff.
[raised] 8,584,991 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 6,324,170 allied Assassin attacked, killing 5,184,145 hostile staff.
[close] 19,077,343 allied Harrier attacked, killing 33,042,134 hostile staff.
[close] 12,466,666 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 8,714,512 allied staff.
[close] 2,150,446 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 10,609,058 hostile staff.
[close] 3,266,950 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,569,998 hostile staff.
[close] 1,024,347 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 13,330,451 hostile staff.
[close] 86,526,908 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 211,607,539 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,867,468 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 22,853,784 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 312,658,596 hostile staff.
[close] 23,841,666 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 31,221,115 allied staff.
[close] 1,335,589 allied White Wizard zapped 660,974 hostile staff.
[close] 85,732,156 allied Marine attacked, killing 37,498,091 hostile staff.
[close] 110,004,050 hostile Marine attacked, killing 40,413,823 allied staff.
[close] 11,558,124 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 7,600,752 hostile staff.
[close] 170,866,155 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 24,872,084 allied staff.
[close] 2,273,428 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,379,284 hostile staff.
[close] 1,190,179 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 16,248,154 hostile staff.
[close] 1,784,022 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 27,410,705 hostile staff.
[close] 908,035 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,788,664 allied staff.
[close] 809,014 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 223,647 hostile staff.
[close] 868,194 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 160,431 hostile staff.
[close] 4,099,564 allied HQ Private attacked, killing 774,194 hostile staff.
[close] 54,978 allied Private attacked, killing 7,889 hostile staff.
[close] 5,061,268 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 468,645 hostile staff.
[close] 936,959 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 252,175 hostile staff.
[close] 75,811 allied Officer attacked, killing 12,521 hostile staff.
[close] 744,214 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 4,388,940 hostile staff.
[close] 4,636,512 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,772 land. [522] tree. [1,016] bush. [112] flower. [122] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 2,842,717 [£6,393,622,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 10,609,058 [£27,088,297,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 1,484,556,150 [£13,321,594,902,600] enemies dead. 166,034,216 [£8,156,469,165,200] friendlies dead.
Converted: 10,452,459 [£184,046,556,000] enemies converted.

You gained 2,540,247 effectiveness.
You gained 5.16 fame.
You gained 5.41 honour.
You will soon be receiving £290,405,504,180 insurance.

 

[timtadams]

pointless?

Last time i checked, land was a pretty integral part of bushtarion. I must be getting old.

 

[Rowan]

Oh whoops, so it was!

That makes sense, I was wondering why it hadn't been posted already. Mayhaps Anagram are slightly more humble :O

And yeah I wouldn't call that pointless. It's hard to get land up the top as Rank 2/3 are good of defence. But the land feels better when you fight to get it.

 

[Steve_God]

But the land feels better when you suicide to get it.

I've corrected your typo for you mate

 

[Angela]

really i dont get it, you defend against the suicide squad daily and think its something amazing when you kill them, personally we call them the suicide squad for a reason, i would be more amazed if they actually recalled or even haxed the defence im not even convinced they check to see if there is any defence, but they have the land to replace there losses a lot faster than you guys, they get bounty and they get land, so while you are all bragging about killing the suicide squad i still havent worked out why you all think its a big deal.

 

[LuckySports]

They didn't get bounty as their target has a green title, and their land isn't going to replace their 13 trillion losses between the 3-4 of them faster than it will the 8-10 of us that lost 8 trillion. I personally replaced my losses in less than 24hrs with insurance.

And who's bragging? I wasn't like "OMG LOOKZ WE KILLED ZEM NUBS!"

If anything, reading my post, it sounds almost.. mundane (Not the right word, but close), its only posted cause there are big numbers and everyone loves a good BR. (Just means we aren't as selfish as anagram, and keeping it to ourselves)

 

[Ogluk]

There is no glory in delighting in the killing of the willing
And why is it such a crime to be modest in ones small victorys ;o

 

[Steve_God]

There is no glory in delighting in the killing of the willing
And why is it such a crime to be modest in ones small victorys ;o

Because when people have come and gone, history is written by those with the pen (or in this case, keyboard).

Or another way of putting it:
If a tree falls in the woods, and no-one is there to here it, does it make a sound?

Go post some BRs, we want to see them
(Although I have a purely selfish reason as Combos leader, as I'm not convinced that Kiwi are massing and staying on you guys quite as often as us, and I want to know if my theory is correct or not)

 

[alwaysnumb]

Boredom has to releived somehow and this is only way them guys can do it, its either that or just sit on their land doing nowt.

 

[tobapopalos]

Or another way of putting it:
If a tree falls in the woods, and no-one is there to here it, does it make a sound?

Ah, the Schrodinger's Tree theory.

For the record, it does.

 

[alwaysnumb]

Schrodinger would be more concerned about the state of the tree and come to the conclusion that its both standing and fallen until someone observes it to give a definate answer.

 

[Ogluk]

Steve you're quite right, they don't attack us as much, cos we have less land, and if they do suicide us they have no chance of landing due to our poms/gurus whereas on you guys they can suicide and still land. If i were in the habit of suiciding i know which i'd prefer

Basically the only Kiwi inc we get is like.. Quitus marine rushing me and apache rushing some of the SAs Oh and Insomn trying for an rpg every other day and recalling when i defend :<

 

[Podunk]

There is no glory in delighting in the killing of the willing
And why is it such a crime to be modest in ones small victorys ;o

Because when people have come and gone, history is written by those with the pen (or in this case, keyboard).

Or another way of putting it:
If a tree falls in the woods, and no-one is there to here it, does it make a sound?

Go post some BRs, we want to see them
(Although I have a purely selfish reason as Combos leader, as I'm not convinced that Kiwi are massing and staying on you guys quite as often as us, and I want to know if my theory is correct or not)

Aw, Rowan already posted, but here is the full BR!

Battle Report - Defending Anagrams
[range] 115,767,405 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 62,465,902 hostile staff.
[range] 44,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 488,977,228 hostile staff.
[range] 2,815,951 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 481,800 allied staff.
[range] 60,392,866 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 85,484,766 hostile staff.
[range] 57,237,114 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 15,556,611 allied staff.
[range] 34,997,064 allied Harrier attacked, killing 40,020,503 hostile staff.
[range] 8,723,342 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 4,943,789 allied staff.
[range] 44,380,833 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 24,635,554 hostile staff.
[range] 6,182,219 allied Sniper attacked, killing 4,814,879 hostile staff.
[range] 1,256,518 allied Ninja attacked, killing 257,119 hostile staff.
[range] 4,803,340 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,568,634 hostile staff.
[range] 11,974,965 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 2,829,013 allied staff.
[range] 1,741,844 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 729,421 hostile staff.
[range] 17,624,090 allied Humvee attacked, killing 4,127,259 hostile staff.
[range] 407 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 852 hostile staff.
[range] 2,520 allied Officer attacked, killing 515 hostile staff.
[range] 747,445 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,725,280 hostile staff.

Distracted: 513,612,782 [£4,412,347,490,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 15,556,611 [£782,661,485,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 207,195,130 [£5,035,528,567,000] enemies dead. 8,254,602 [£456,850,235,500] friendlies dead.

You gained 2,645,788 effectiveness.
You gained 23.56 fame.
You gained 22.50 honour.
You will soon be receiving £14,465,394,000 insurance.

They stay on us too though we seem to force recalls pretty often... for whatever reason they feel suicidal when hitting you guys I guess...

 

[LuckySports]

Force recalls.. Pfft, thats no fun! I like battles... Like the one I'll be posting here in about 16 minutes.. 6 of the top 15 vs 12 of us. Not exactly a fair fight.. but I'm not calling a recall to a bunch of nubs! (<3 guys)

EDIT: Nevermind.. they ran away No battle today..

They did suicide their HQ though..

Died: 21,744,966 [£3,604,366,618,000] enemies dead. 22,934,075 [£288,062,978,200] friendlies dead.

Not a player.. just HQ units, but still.. it was a BATTLE! *starts frothing at the mouth*

 

[Steve_God]

Kiwi HQ attacking our HQ:

Battle Report - Defending Combo Alliance HQ [AHQ!Combo]
[range] 50,000 allied Watch Tower attacked, killing 675,888 hostile staff.
[range] 100,000 allied Concrete Gun Nest attacked, killing 692,416 hostile staff.
[range] 150,000 allied Sandbag Gun Nest attacked, killing 422,011 hostile staff.
[range] 70,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,227,605 hostile staff.
[range] 3,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 635,769 hostile staff.
[range] 27,229,402 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,629,098 hostile staff.
[range] 20,000,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 10,680,300 hostile staff.
[range] 14,000,000 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,621,080 hostile staff.
[range] 271,882 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 20,620 hostile staff.
[range] 2,347,550 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 413,281 hostile staff.
[range] 19,506,630 allied Marine attacked, killing 615,862 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 104,640 hostile staff.
[range] 1,235,552 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 3,550,151 allied staff.
[range] 281,431 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 4,024 hostile staff.
[range] 58,671 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 185,212 allied staff.
[range] 224,816 allied Officer attacked, killing 2,372 hostile staff.
[range] 489,712 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 19,198,712 allied staff.

Died: 21,744,966 [£3,604,366,618,000] enemies dead. 22,934,075 [£288,062,978,200] friendlies dead.

 

[Steve_God]

And two more:

Battle Report - Defending [Combo Player] [XXX]
[range] 57,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 17,851,164 hostile staff.
[range] 144,850,786 allied Striker attacked, killing 10,343,855 hostile staff.
[range] 134,876,126 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 333,022,033 hostile staff.
[range] 55,021,755 allied Vampire attacked, killing 5,782,948 hostile staff.
[raised] 966,532 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.

Died: 367,000,000 [£6,726,000,000,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 966,532 [£15,464,512,000] enemies converted.


Battle Report - Defending Another Combo Player [XXX]
[close] 13 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 11 hostile staff.
[close] 50,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 43,095,972 allied staff.
[close] 19,708,190 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 93,990,938 hostile staff.
[close] 49,574,481 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 72,505,348 allied staff.
[close] 992,745 allied White Wizard zapped 3,082,496 hostile staff.
[close] 989,000 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 14,000,878 hostile staff.
[close] 29,006 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 74,720 hostile staff.
[close] 2,940,327 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,248 land. [366] tree. [726] bush. [75] flower. [81] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 11 [£31,800] enemies distracted. 43,095,972 [£95,206,607,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 72,505,348 [£160,199,606,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 111,149,032 [£252,540,742,400] enemies dead.

You gained 337,757 effectiveness.
You gained 6.67 fame.
You gained 51.31 honour.