Begin the resistance! | R41

[Steve_God]

Sat 8th Jul, year 3. Early hours Attacking [A Kiwi Player]
Battle Report - Attacking [A Kiwi Player]
[range] 20,500,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 10,755,872 hostile staff.
[range] 106,959,139 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 45,663,930 hostile staff.
[range] 24,502,406 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 17,385,929 allied staff.
[range] 7,971,149 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 31,563,397 allied staff.
[range] 4,166,436 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 432,107 hostile staff.
[range] 34,937,479 allied Marine attacked, killing 11,313,928 hostile staff.
[range] 44,907,550 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 6,117,394 allied staff.
[range] 5,341,600 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 769,737 allied staff.

Died: 55,836,457 [£1,658,660,803,000] friendlies dead. 68,165,837 [£3,720,092,873,000] enemies dead.

You gained 309,403 effectiveness.
You gained 3.52 fame.
You lost 3.86 honour.
You earned £98,466,753,157 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £17,249,639,000 insurance.


Ps. Overall, Combo made profit from that tick!

 

[Steve_God]

Combo vs Kiwi continues:

After a bad br defending earlier today:
Died: 397,235,179 [£5,075,869,242,200] enemies dead. 183,126,913 [£6,831,622,680,400] friendlies dead.
and
Died: 30,954,782 [£478,514,920,200] enemies dead. 51,311,914 [£3,422,714,745,500] friendlies dead.


we get this, which as far as we know, is the biggest BR this round:
(For future reference, this shall be called the Kiwi Combo Meal Deal)


Thu 10th Aug, year 3. Noon Defending [A Combo player]
Battle Report - Defending [A Combo player]
[range] 69,238,199 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 29,204,244 hostile staff.
[range] 21,408,303 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 5,685,620 allied staff.
[range] 30,710,552 allied Striker attacked, killing 7,312,856 hostile staff.
[range] 18,486,464 hostile Striker attacked, killing 2,970,720 allied staff.
[range] 11,635,516 hostile Biker attacked, killing 47,976 allied staff.
[range] 92,118,793 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 60,149,566 allied staff.
[range] 58,132,093 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 272,019,938 hostile staff.
[range] 98,727,570 allied Vampire attacked, killing 324,510,091 hostile staff.
[raised] 17,148,886 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 5,247,319 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 4,338,293 allied staff.
[range] 44,101,327 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 15,931,124 allied staff.
[range] 5,424,510 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,907,756 allied staff.
[range] 6,490,204 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,949,996 allied staff.
[range] 3,044,960 allied Sniper attacked, killing 11,995,810 hostile staff.
[range] 12,463,644 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 7,981,130 allied staff.
[range] 11,354,992 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 22,303,857 allied staff.
[range] 83,224 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 36,067 allied staff.
[range] 6,393,837 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 92,442,675 hostile staff.
[range] 9,463,679 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 13,761,373 allied staff.
[range] 31,838,171 allied Marine attacked, killing 28,524,642 hostile staff.
[range] 30,405,600 hostile Marine attacked, killing 11,344,956 allied staff.
[range] 1,576,178 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,819,424 hostile staff.
[range] 737,155 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 118,552 allied staff.
[range] 3,864,461 allied Humvee attacked, killing 991,505 hostile staff.
[range] 299,923 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 4,054,718 hostile staff.
[range] 927,830 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,178,004 allied staff.

Stunned: 4,338,293 [£233,707,823,100] friendlies stunned.
Died: 774,875,903 [£9,143,730,214,600] enemies dead. 147,366,697 [£5,892,692,152,100] friendlies dead.
Converted: 17,148,886 [£274,382,176,000] enemies converted.

You gained 1,156,255 effectiveness.
You gained 4.70 fame.
You gained 6.60 honour.
You will soon be receiving £55,277,010,440 insurance.



491,057,679,341 = our average per-person loss.
2,285,932,553,650 = their average per-person loss.




Ps. We just realised we did all that without even sending the HQ troops! \o/ lol

 

[FeR]

Just get to thinking then when your people mail me saying we suck, we are scorequeens and such.

I cant remember last round people staying to have a good BR.

 

[LuckySports]

I can only think of 1 person that has talked about mailing you guys calling you Score queens... And he's doing it SO you'll stay and we have have some Battles

 

[LuckySports]

New biggest BR of the round! Check out the conversions

Battle Report - Defending Combo Nub [666]
[r/m] 24,000,003 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 9,433,257 hostile staff.
[all] 14,000,069 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 6,227,160 hostile staff.
[close] 29,932,900 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 8,227,968 allied staff.
[close] 500,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 533,577 hostile staff.
[m/c] 6,429,746 allied Mummy attacked, killing 6,850,627 hostile staff.
[all] 64,407,092 allied Striker attacked, killing 13,363,492 hostile staff.
[range] 20,725,276 hostile Striker attacked, killing 4,135,314 allied staff.
[close] 4,892,900 hostile Biker attacked, killing 500,000 allied staff.
[close] 170,170,481 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 35,524,824 allied staff.
[all] 136,761,543 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 674,169,006 hostile staff.
[all] 126,591,053 allied Vampire attacked, killing 452,928,731 hostile staff.
[raised] 26,325,067 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 16,798,988 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 15,337,877 allied staff.
[range] 41,160,030 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 36,164,637 allied staff.
[middle] 4,017,635 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 966,069 allied staff.
[range] 17,093,579 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 4,039,664 allied staff.
[all] 1,891,213 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 14,114,310 hostile staff.
[close] 13,416,766 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 8,136,559 allied staff.
[r/m] 428,662 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,119,672 hostile staff.
[all] 12,210,590 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 165,540,443 hostile staff.
[range] 8,777,990 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 11,298,962 allied staff.
[close] 1,399,330 allied White Wizard zapped 2,442,200 hostile staff.
[all] 39,735,573 allied Marine attacked, killing 43,212,324 hostile staff.
[range] 32,903,655 hostile Marine attacked, killing 11,780,447 allied staff.
[close] 10,123,037 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 28,504,720 hostile staff.
[close] 400,760 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 203,451 allied staff.
[close] 16,987,858 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 2,513,783 allied staff.
[all] 2,278,348 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 4,820,940 hostile staff.
[all] 879,171 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 12,546,991 hostile staff.
[all] 3,336,751 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 93,739,064 hostile staff.
[close] 1,496,486 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,060,217 allied staff.
[close] 3,979,911 allied HQ Private attacked, killing 4,760,257 hostile staff.
[m/c] 2,751,258 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 3,140,580 hostile staff.
[all] 922,498 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 1,755,575 hostile staff.
[all] 745,246 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 18,089,058 hostile staff.
[close] 3,345,094 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,199 land. [254] tree. [812] bush. [80] flower. [53] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 533,577 [£1,941,068,600] enemies distracted.
Died: 1,556,758,407 [£15,324,568,405,200] enemies dead. 141,889,772 [£7,444,434,803,500] friendlies dead.
Converted: 26,325,067 [£421,201,072,000] enemies converted.

You gained 1,796,842 effectiveness.
You gained 3.78 fame.
You gained 5.02 honour.
You will soon be receiving £135,404,591,100 insurance.

 

[Steve_God]

The power of the Combo! \o/

Ps. Can I get some fries with that?

 

[FeR]

I want people saying we suck then because we are scorequeens like your ally was last round steve.

They cry if we attack 3 together then.. When last round TBA had 5/6 on a tick lol, and when we defended they just recalled about everytime.

 

[Steve_God]

And the guy who forgot to recall:

Tue 7th Nov, year 3. Noon Defending [An ID that everyone knows is Combo]
Battle Report - Defending [An ID that everyone knows is Combo]
[close] 11,751,645 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,328,544 hostile staff.
[close] 406,484 allied Mummy attacked, killing 287,539 hostile staff.
[close] 58,492,246 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,980,207 hostile staff.
[close] 106,382,152 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 62,758,786 hostile staff.
[close] 71,975,076 allied Vampire attacked, killing 12,198,166 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,969,868 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.

Died: 82,553,242 [£1,995,435,528,600] enemies dead.
Converted: 2,969,868 [£47,517,888,000] enemies converted.

You gained 169,873 effectiveness.
You gained 0.68 fame.

 

[Steve_God]

I want people saying we suck then because we are scorequeens like your ally was last round steve.

They cry if we attack 3 together then.. When last round TBA had 5/6 on a tick lol, and when we defended they just recalled about everytime.

You won't get that from me mate

I'm just gonna post when we get some epic battles and win on either defence or attacks with the Combo tactic \o/

 

[Rowan]

Don't post IDs Steve_God.

Also, yeah, think it's pretty rich that we get called SQ when our politics go something like this:

"want to stay ftf?"
"sure, might as well have a BR"

when I distinctly remember a certain alliance last round staying maybe 1 out of 10 times.

Oh well haha anyone will a clue knows they're just ignorant. Also ZOMG RESISTANCE when we attacked at your active time for lulz. OH WELLLL.

 

[Rowan]

Also I think Bribemania may be having wet dreams for a while over those conversions

 

[willymchilybily]

The Battles are alright. but they could be more skilled, & organised if people really cared enough to fight for land and score and not have targets. SQ is the opposite of what i've seen. infact ive seen mass suiciding and silly Br...yes lets stay vs an army of striker and sa/vamp when we only have sent striker tl's and robos with almost no tyrants.

if thats score queening, then your definitions is far removed from mine. I think thats idiocracy verging on insanity, im all for a BR but to go to the extent of having one you die in just so you can have one, thats not scorequeening. (unless you think people dont realise when they're gonna get spanked)

 

[Dark_Angel]

Can I just ask - If you guys, Kiwi, stayed "for the lolz" and without concern for your score loss, why are you here within 15 mins of just posting our BR to defend yourselves?

Surely if you don't care, you wouldn't be getting trolled by our BRs so easily ?

 

[Twigley]

I want people saying we suck then because we are scorequeens like your ally was last round steve.

They cry if we attack 3 together then.. When last round TBA had 5/6 on a tick lol, and when we defended they just recalled about everytime.

Fer you're so noob and I'll explain why in nice little bullet points as to not confuse your poor little head.

1) We were never ftw.
2) We still beat your alliance.
3) Charades (Which is basically Kiwi) got owned by us 1 v 1 at the start after your declaration and hit on us. You went to try get the help of every other alliance straight away because you were not good enough to beat us 3 v 1.

3.1) When we hit each alliance who tried to "resist / bash" us, we would just stay on every single attack. We wouldn't care if we died or lost troops. There was a point where i was top 10 with 15k land and 5m troops due to dying so much.

4) You then would have 10-20 people on 1 person from your 3 alliances hitting us when the alliance scores were very even.
5) Everytime you tried to rush us after we beat you, you would recall to fake defence most of the time even if it was a 1:1 battle. Scorequeenish considering you would get bounty and we wouldnt. Even when i would mass jeep defend and you'd beat us ... you wouldnt stay and i would laugh so hard so i would just fake you every time as you only stayed if no defence what so ever. We soon cottoned on to that fact LOL.

6 (And such lol) ) After replacing what seemed like every single member and making around 30 changes before even half the round (Every time someone got owned by us or on us lol), you had a set up that completely countered us. Mass SA and mass RPG. We were mass arsonists, pb, pom and late firing rangers who had masses of seeds so barely had any troops.

6.1) Combo are ftf and Kiwi are ftw with a good route set up. You were ftw and we had a terrible one. To compare the two is retarded.

7) Steve_God purposefully suicided to get the most loss stat weeks and weeks before the round. He didn't give 2 ***** about score. He wanted to have fun with his bribes. You fail there big time. Grissom stole it from him on purpose with a few days to go as he didn't care about score either.


You are so bitter, Fernoobo.

(Sorry for spam, Stevio, good job )

 

[Rowan]

Haha DA I'm loving the way you're twisting the entire situation to try and match your theory.

And if you really want to know, someone posted something along the lines of "watch the forums, Combo are gonna be SO proud of this one!" and so obviously we're here watching you do exactly what we knew you would.

"LOLOL MASTER TROLLZ BR ROFLROFL"

Everyone is SO impressed that you defended one of the most doomed attacks I've ever seen. I can almost SEE your chest puffed up with pride through your text, an impressive feat.

EDIT: Oh awesome now Twigley is here. Actually I like Twiggo a lot more than DA so I guess I'm not complaining.

 

[Dark_Angel]

I repeat my question, Rowan, if you don't care about dying and you offered us a BR in which we absolutely smashed you, why are you here defending yourselves so vigorously?

Re-read your posts. You seem frustrated and combative. Re-read those posts of Combo members. You'll read no such nonsense from us.

-

Also, to get things straight you guys thought "Yeah, lets die horribly on them, then watch them post the BR on forums and laugh in their faces at how much we had every intention of dying disastrously. LOL.".

Interesting playstyle. I think you guys rush over here so quickly because you don't like that our BRs make you guys look fairly awful, and that its pretty difficult to believe that a FTW alliance would purposely lose such large and important fights for the sake of a small amount of land.

From the looks of it - I could well be wrong. Cody sent and went AFK because he thought you guys had us. When you couldn't raise him you had to stay so he didn't die alone, but then died anyway. Then you guys pulled and left him by himself, and we finished him off.

Sounds a real possibility to me =o

But that's just my take

 

[GUUUff]

spam trololol

 

[Rowan]

Probably.

I'm tired of arguing, and I'm tired in general actually. 3:37am, blaah.

Really I'm not trying to defend anything. We wanted to do an attack, it looked like it would go bad, we decided to stay because 'why the hell not?' and it went even worse than I thought it would But I've been inactive as Twigley's penis lately so any BR is a good BR really.

Any frustration is more the likely because I can't express myself probably because straight up I'm tired as a *****, and also because it irks me slightly to see people preening their feathers over pedestrian accomplishments.

This probably makes no sense and I feel I'm starting to ramble. Message me ingame so I know your ID and you can smash me on defence again. It'll be fun.

 

[Dark_Angel]

I'm in Combo. Drop by any time

 

[Rowan]

Haha I'll make sure to bring FeR and Cheche with me, I hear you guys have met before.