[Recruiting] Round 60 Scallywags reuniting for #61

Jerrysminion

Harvester
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
145
Location
San Francisco, California
WallScags are up for business!

Looking for a... (enter number here) alliance, then look no more! Apply now at your local drug store or dealer.

1. Fun
2. Active
3. Engaging
4. Delightful
5. Sexy
6. Potent
7. Hungry
8. Deaf
9. Vengeful
10. Delicious
11. Hella Sexy
12. Cunning (No stunts allowed)
13. Resourceful (may be limited due to lack of resources)
14. Talkative
15. Humorless
16. materialistic
17. ambitious
18. dynamic
69. sexual BYOV (Bring your own Viagra)
20. philosophical
 

Rooster

Harvester
Joined
Dec 15, 2007
Messages
144
Location
Michigan
WallScags are up for business!

Looking for a... (enter number here) alliance, then look no more! Apply now at your local drug store or dealer.

1. Fun
2. Active
3. Engaging
4. Delightful
5. Sexy
6. Potent
7. Hungry
8. Deaf
9. Vengeful
10. Delicious
11. Hella Sexy
12. Cunning (No stunts allowed)
13. Resourceful (may be limited due to lack of resources)
14. Talkative
15. Humorless
16. materialistic
17. ambitious
18. dynamic
69. sexual BYOV (Bring your own Viagra)
20. philosophical

Just curious
Do I have to be all 20? Or just 1 of the 20? Cuz I is sexy, but not much else
 

Jerrysminion

Harvester
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
145
Location
San Francisco, California
Do Apply Mr. Turkey !
Great personalities are a definite plus.



Idk Rooster... If you can go for #5 (sexy) AND... at least... maybe try a little..for #11 (hella sexy)...we may be able to work something out


yeee
 

Jerrysminion

Harvester
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
145
Location
San Francisco, California
We have 6 spots still available.

Don't Delay ! Apply Today !



Certain Side effects / conditions may occur (but are not limited to)

-Itchy personal areas
-lack of sleep
-excess appetite
-exposure to medicated clouds of smoke
-large MSM bill
-agitation
-excess stress
-additional excess stress
-munchies
-optimism
-paranoia
-cotton mouth
-red eyes
-and a never ending desires to stick it to the man
 

AnTnEy

Harvester
Joined
Mar 24, 2008
Messages
200
Location
Southeast GA, USA
We have 6 spots still available.

Don't Delay ! Apply Today !



Certain Side effects / conditions may occur (but are not limited to)

-Itchy personal areas
-lack of sleep
-excess appetite
-exposure to medicated clouds of smoke
-large MSM bill
-agitation
-excess stress
-additional excess stress
-munchies
-optimism
-paranoia
-cotton mouth
-red eyes
-and a never ending desires to stick it to the man

Need one that likes to pass out at random times?
 

Jerrysminion

Harvester
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
145
Location
San Francisco, California
Would love to have one that passes out at random times :)


We have 6 spots still available.

Don't Delay ! Apply Today !



Certain Side effects / conditions may occur (but are not limited to)

-Itchy personal areas
-lack of sleep
-excess appetite
-exposure to medicated clouds of smoke
-large MSM bill
-agitation
-excess stress
-additional excess stress
-munchies
-optimism
-paranoia
-cotton mouth
-red eyes
-and a never ending desires to stick it to the man

Need one that likes to pass out at random times?
 

'Tiger'

Landscape Designer
Joined
Apr 27, 2012
Messages
1,285
Location
UK
I havw itchy personal areas, paranoia, schizophrenia, hallucinations and self harm - just the normal person. Sad I didn't get a look in.
 

Jerrysminion

Harvester
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
145
Location
San Francisco, California
I havw itchy personal areas, paranoia, schizophrenia, hallucinations and self harm - just the normal person. Sad I didn't get a look in.

I didn't either tiger, services no longer wanted. No love

Apparently this love is in high demand... we are always looking for more sexy beasts to add on that the list of side affects can be magnified. :D

Cheers
 

'Tiger'

Landscape Designer
Joined
Apr 27, 2012
Messages
1,285
Location
UK
Side effects? You think of me and Rooster as sides? We are now not interested.
 

Jerrysminion

Harvester
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
145
Location
San Francisco, California
Side effects? You think of me and Rooster as sides? We are now not interested.

Discworld would of never treated alumni like that. Just sayin'.

LOL !

First Off. You guys are not "side dishes".

Point Intended: They would have been a priceless addition.."with attributes to add to the current list of side effects"..

Just sayin :)-
 
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