Round 60 BR's

Jerrysminion

Harvester
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
145
Location
San Francisco, California
If you have to use multiple accounts to win in this game... you have already LOST.

Here is the raping of the alliance Notorious
The supporters of, and home to the players, whom use multiple accounts.


[close] 1,000,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 1,105,804 hostile staff.
[close] 12,749,967 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 10,833,641 hostile staff.
[close] 668,718 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 98,327 allied staff.
[all] 4,636,439 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 12,788,627 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,834,105 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 14,036,626 allied staff.
[all] 135,952 allied Biker attacked, killing 190,607 hostile staff.
[close] 10,352,231 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 6,429,205 hostile staff.
[m/c] 869,839 allied Witch attacked, killing 700,968 hostile staff.
[r/m] 8,647,714 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,039,214 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,661,328 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,443,220 allied staff.
[all] 1,801,124 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,581,077 hostile staff.
[r/m] 386,333 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,208,824 hostile staff.
[r/m] 9,211 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 25,348 hostile staff.
[all] 1,400,244 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,970,792 hostile staff.
[r/m] 15,772 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 56,302 hostile staff.
[range] 353,971 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 518,702 allied staff.
[close] 933,570 allied White Wizard zapped 241,237 hostile staff.
[all] 2,610,560 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 9,300,851 hostile staff.
[close] 330,631 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 526,462 allied staff.
[close] 79,570 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 61,751 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,558,338 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 9,999,380 hostile staff.
[all] 10,451 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 11,467 hostile staff.
[close] 241,896 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 400,817 allied staff.
[close] 5,475 allied Private attacked, killing 1,872 hostile staff.
[m/c] 914,905 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 580,786 hostile staff.
[all] 996,660 allied Officer attacked, killing 514,488 hostile staff.

Distracted: 22,920,519 [£127,409,902,400] enemies distracted. 98,327 [£942,903,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 18,827,841 [£162,125,532,800] enemies disabled. 15,479,846 [£183,006,700,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 22,893,881 [£152,464,904,800] enemies dead. 1,445,981 [£19,877,439,500] friendlies dead.

You gained 65,765 effectiveness.
You gained 9.77 fame.
You gained 10.63 honour.
You will soon be receiving £366,293,800 insurance.





[close] 988,102 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 855,224 hostile staff.
[close] 12,090,732 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 11,427,142 hostile staff.
[close] 2,287,446 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 2,482,153 allied staff.
[close] 93,984 allied Serf attacked, killing 47,231 hostile staff.
[close] 7,493,988 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 15,855,385 allied staff.
[close] 10,695,446 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 5,789,962 hostile staff.
[m/c] 857,264 allied Witch attacked, killing 776,146 hostile staff.
[all] 1,826,866 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,599,701 hostile staff.
[r/m] 411,483 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,249,841 hostile staff.
[range] 1,109,084 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,365,395 allied staff.
[close] 420,282 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 903,863 allied staff.
[r/m] 9,404 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 27,302 hostile staff.
[close] 5,970,421 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,023,791 hostile staff.
[all] 1,377,524 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,732,616 hostile staff.
[r/m] 78 allied Ninja attacked, killing 170 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,468,144 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 3,101,971 allied staff.
[close] 579,616 allied White Wizard zapped 153,038 hostile staff.
[all] 2,648,507 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,260,699 hostile staff.
[close] 105,595 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 285,518 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,488,920 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 3,681,090 hostile staff.
[all] 10,522 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 11,263 hostile staff.
[close] 6,060 allied Private attacked, killing 1,259 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,014,834 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 514,553 hostile staff.
[all] 1,057,358 allied Officer attacked, killing 618,111 hostile staff.
[close] 422,611 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 166,819 allied staff.

Distracted: 22,404,645 [£202,893,602,200] enemies distracted. 2,482,153 [£7,442,520,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,023,791 [£17,310,057,000] enemies disabled. 16,759,248 [£145,427,146,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,340,703 [£116,268,924,200] enemies dead. 5,919,703 [£46,969,569,400] friendlies dead.

You gained 49,577 effectiveness.
You gained 5.20 fame.
You gained 10.95 honour.
You will soon be receiving £460,181,640 insurance.




[close] 953,593 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 700,433 hostile staff.
[close] 626,005 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 553,686 allied staff.
[range] 3,966,357 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,624,509 allied staff.
[close] 10,946,778 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 91,590 hostile staff.
[close] 5,678 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 5,746 allied staff.
[close] 14,069,658 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 631,429 hostile staff.
[close] 8,298,956 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 14,826,384 allied staff.
[m/c] 713,246 allied Witch attacked, killing 327,960 hostile staff.
[all] 1,945,218 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,738,560 hostile staff.
[r/m] 368,157 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,040,052 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,018,608 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,876,026 allied staff.
[close] 6,011,932 allied Yob attacked, disabling 641,830 hostile staff.
[close] 5,621,641 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,078,265 hostile staff.
[all] 2,167,490 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,452,540 hostile staff.
[r/m] 57 allied Ninja attacked, killing 67 hostile staff.
[range] 680,236 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 142,622 allied staff.
[close] 383,223 allied White Wizard zapped 94,048 hostile staff.
[middle] 567,437 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 448,085 allied staff.
[raised] 156,735 new nanobots were assimilated.
[all] 2,003,552 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,981,337 hostile staff.
[r/m] 441,472 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,076,802 hostile staff.
[m/c] 685,479 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 358,519 hostile staff.
[all] 601,168 allied Officer attacked, killing 174,328 hostile staff.

Distracted: 5,614,552 [£96,428,789,600] enemies distracted. 15,385,816 [£55,028,071,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,720,095 [£22,962,622,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 7,053,113 [£63,943,014,400] enemies dead. 5,091,242 [£87,782,513,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 156,735 [£6,582,870,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 30,691 effectiveness.
You gained 1.34 fame.
You gained 9.40 honour.
You will soon be receiving £1,934,414,020 insurance.
 

Rooster

Harvester
Joined
Dec 15, 2007
Messages
144
Location
Michigan
A little life in the old ScallyWags

A little life in the old ScallyWags

And a thank you to the enemy for staying to fight, could have recalled but did not.

Edit Thu 24th Dec, 2015. 22:34:37 GMT
Battle Report - Defending
[close] 953,593 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 700,433 hostile staff.
[close] 626,005 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 553,686 allied staff.
[range] 3,966,357 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,624,509 allied staff.
[close] 10,946,778 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 91,590 hostile staff.
[close] 5,678 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 5,746 allied staff.
[close] 14,069,658 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 631,429 hostile staff.
[close] 8,298,956 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 14,826,384 allied staff.
[m/c] 713,246 allied Witch attacked, killing 327,960 hostile staff.
[all] 1,945,218 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,738,560 hostile staff.
[r/m] 368,157 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,040,052 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,018,608 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,876,026 allied staff.
[close] 6,011,932 allied Yob attacked, disabling 641,830 hostile staff.
[close] 5,621,641 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,078,265 hostile staff.
[all] 2,167,490 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,452,540 hostile staff.
[r/m] 57 allied Ninja attacked, killing 67 hostile staff.
[range] 680,236 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 142,622 allied staff.
[close] 383,223 allied White Wizard zapped 94,048 hostile staff.
[middle] 567,437 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 448,085 allied staff.
[raised] 156,735 new nanobots were assimilated.
[all] 2,003,552 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,981,337 hostile staff.
[r/m] 441,472 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,076,802 hostile staff.
[m/c] 685,479 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 358,519 hostile staff.
[all] 601,168 allied Officer attacked, killing 174,328 hostile staff.

Distracted: 5,614,552 [£96,428,789,600] enemies distracted. 15,385,816 [£55,028,071,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,720,095 [£22,962,622,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 7,053,113 [£63,943,014,400] enemies dead. 5,091,242 [£87,782,513,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 156,735 [£6,582,870,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 35,689 effectiveness.
You gained 2.34 fame.
You gained 16.39 honour.
You will soon be receiving £3,578,655,300 insurance
From: , 24th Dec, 20:51:10 Delete Edit Quote
Battle Report - Defending
[close] 988,102 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 855,224 hostile staff.
[close] 12,090,732 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 11,427,142 hostile staff.
[close] 2,287,446 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 2,482,153 allied staff.
[close] 93,984 allied Serf attacked, killing 47,231 hostile staff.
[close] 7,493,988 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 15,855,385 allied staff.
[close] 10,695,446 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 5,789,962 hostile staff.
[m/c] 857,264 allied Witch attacked, killing 776,146 hostile staff.
[all] 1,826,866 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,599,701 hostile staff.
[r/m] 411,483 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,249,841 hostile staff.
[range] 1,109,084 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,365,395 allied staff.
[close] 420,282 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 903,863 allied staff.
[r/m] 9,404 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 27,302 hostile staff.
[close] 5,970,421 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,023,791 hostile staff.
[all] 1,377,524 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,732,616 hostile staff.
[r/m] 78 allied Ninja attacked, killing 170 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,468,144 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 3,101,971 allied staff.
[close] 579,616 allied White Wizard zapped 153,038 hostile staff.
[all] 2,648,507 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,260,699 hostile staff.
[close] 105,595 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 285,518 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,488,920 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 3,681,090 hostile staff.
[all] 10,522 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 11,263 hostile staff.
[close] 6,060 allied Private attacked, killing 1,259 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,014,834 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 514,553 hostile staff.
[all] 1,057,358 allied Officer attacked, killing 618,111 hostile staff.
[close] 422,611 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 166,819 allied staff.

Distracted: 22,404,645 [£202,893,602,200] enemies distracted. 2,482,153 [£7,442,520,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,023,791 [£17,310,057,000] enemies disabled. 16,759,248 [£145,427,146,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 15,340,703 [£116,268,924,200] enemies dead. 5,919,703 [£46,969,569,400] friendlies dead.

Win!

From: , 24th Dec, 20:40:29 Delete Edit Quote
Battle Report - Defending
[close] 1,000,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 1,105,804 hostile staff.
[close] 12,749,967 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 10,833,641 hostile staff.
[close] 668,718 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 98,327 allied staff.
[all] 4,636,439 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 12,788,627 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,834,105 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 14,036,626 allied staff.
[all] 135,952 allied Biker attacked, killing 190,607 hostile staff.
[close] 10,352,231 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 6,429,205 hostile staff.
[m/c] 869,839 allied Witch attacked, killing 700,968 hostile staff.
[r/m] 8,647,714 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,039,214 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,661,328 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,443,220 allied staff.
[all] 1,801,124 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,581,077 hostile staff.
[r/m] 386,333 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,208,824 hostile staff.
[r/m] 9,211 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 25,348 hostile staff.
[all] 1,400,244 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,970,792 hostile staff.
[r/m] 15,772 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 56,302 hostile staff.
[range] 353,971 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 518,702 allied staff.
[close] 933,570 allied White Wizard zapped 241,237 hostile staff.
[all] 2,610,560 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 9,300,851 hostile staff.
[close] 330,631 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 526,462 allied staff.
[close] 79,570 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 61,751 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,558,338 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 9,999,380 hostile staff.
[all] 10,451 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 11,467 hostile staff.
[close] 241,896 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 400,817 allied staff.
[close] 5,475 allied Private attacked, killing 1,872 hostile staff.
[m/c] 914,905 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 580,786 hostile staff.
[all] 996,660 allied Officer attacked, killing 514,488 hostile staff.

Distracted: 22,920,519 [£127,409,902,400] enemies distracted. 98,327 [£942,903,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 18,827,841 [£162,125,532,800] enemies disabled. 15,479,846 [£183,006,700,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 22,893,881 [£152,464,904,800] enemies dead. 1,445,981 [£19,877,439,500] friendlies dead.
 

Jerrysminion

Harvester
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
145
Location
San Francisco, California
Battle Report - Defending She Likes it up the butt [xxxx]
[close] 30,821 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 18,195 allied staff.
[range] 500,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 207,271 allied staff.
[close] 2,742,510 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 2,728,030 hostile staff.
[close] 1,071,285 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 989,180 allied staff.
[all] 9,931,247 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 23,064,938 hostile staff.
[all] 9,999,516 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 13,936,502 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,432,030 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 8,716,348 allied staff.
[close] 7,027 hostile Biker attacked, killing 6,745 allied staff.
[all] 196,664 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 48,776 hostile staff.
[r/m] 280,273 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 44,926 hostile staff.
[close] 11,633,329 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 1,948,485 hostile staff.
[close] 3,095,181 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 850,377 allied staff.
[m/c] 512,481 allied Witch attacked, killing 147,859 hostile staff.
[r/m] 8,929,308 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,704,500 hostile staff.
[all] 1,523,417 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,342,424 hostile staff.
[all] 2,995,606 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 874,423 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,450,037 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 743,906 allied staff.
[all] 1,003,664 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,100,254 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,726,532 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,369,526 hostile staff.
[close] 1,077,606 allied Yob attacked, disabling 326,053 hostile staff.
[close] 765,943 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 607,811 allied staff.
[r/c] 2,974,357 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,793,322 hostile staff.
[close] 62,693 allied White Wizard zapped 12,730 hostile staff.
[all] 2,130,799 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,644,627 hostile staff.
[close] 323,147 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 143,580 hostile staff.
[all] 2,204,325 allied Humvee attacked, killing 151,550 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,645,003 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 2 hostile staff.
[m/c] 82,064 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 45,482 hostile staff.
[all] 42,682 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 257,126 hostile staff.

Stunned: 44,926 [£3,296,436,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 19,487,440 [£166,129,342,500] enemies distracted. 11,925,817 [£126,344,747,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 26,095,491 [£360,677,218,900] enemies disabled.
Died: 11,057,258 [£213,217,317,000] enemies dead. 214,016 [£5,124,794,500] friendlies dead.

[r/m] 10,067,946 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 24,883,809 hostile staff.
[range] 4,115,388 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 9,996,217 allied staff.
[range] 1 allied Biker attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[middle] 130,922 hostile Biker attacked, killing 321,729 allied staff.
[r/m] 142,174 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 951,226 hostile staff.
[r/m] 166,844 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 464,116 hostile staff.
[middle] 416,446 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,110,276 hostile staff.
[r/m] 9,199,706 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,410,349 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,588,669 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 598,755 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,549,588 allied Harrier attacked, killing 2,698,062 hostile staff.
[range] 1,748,916 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 970,783 allied staff.
[r/m] 841,038 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,892,383 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,506,113 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,934,685 hostile staff.
[range] 111,554 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 282,434 allied staff.
[range] 504,872 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 665,337 allied staff.
[middle] 1,237,481 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 788,392 allied staff.
[range] 2,735,159 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 8,009,948 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,913,848 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,347,118 hostile staff.
[r/m] 793,471 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 3,678,825 hostile staff.
[middle] 58,797 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 70,710 hostile staff.
[r/m] 42,542 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 427,061 hostile staff.

Stunned: 464,116 [£13,688,062,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 11,755,392 [£139,919,910,900] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 30,294,158 [£338,227,341,400] enemies disabled. 598,755 [£23,173,177,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 24,120,295 [£310,710,764,700] enemies dead. 1,269,500 [£44,673,616,300] friendlies dead.

[range] 10,067,946 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 25,333,690 hostile staff.
[range] 1 allied Biker attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[range] 603,977 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1,397,677 allied staff.
[range] 352,025 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 2,389,551 hostile staff.
[range] 183,697 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 673,171 hostile staff.
[range] 9,199,706 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,657,770 hostile staff.
[range] 2,766,746 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,301,490 allied staff.
[range] 1,630,805 allied Harrier attacked, killing 3,099,300 hostile staff.
[range] 965,596 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,937,960 hostile staff.
[range] 1,698,417 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,779,180 hostile staff.
[range] 3,261,188 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 7,497,885 hostile staff.
[range] 1,853,639 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 56,820 hostile staff.
[range] 42,748 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 283,292 hostile staff.

Stunned: 673,171 [£17,604,524,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 30,991,460 [£335,802,013,600] enemies disabled. 1,301,490 [£37,280,659,800] friendlies disabled.
Died: 19,043,989 [£300,281,442,400] enemies dead. 1,397,677 [£8,386,062,000] friendlies dead.
 

Stargazer

Tree Surgeon
Joined
Feb 25, 2013
Messages
591
Vs someone in AOH

[close] 5,891,705 allied Mummy attacked, killing 5,604,123 hostile staff.
[close] 1,583,043 hostile Striker attacked, killing 272,158 allied staff.
[close] 4,823,160 allied Vampire attacked, killing 25,120,535 hostile staff.
[raised] 856,607 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 14,795,536 allied Harrier attacked, killing 29,527,226 hostile staff.
[close] 42,311 allied Yob attacked, disabling 64,430 hostile staff.
[close] 5,149,787 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 19,035,095 hostile staff.
[raised] 231,408 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 1,193,540 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,843,987 allied staff.
[close] 3,466,810 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,698,848 allied staff.
[close] 475,648 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 60,051 hostile staff.
[close] 635,653 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 64,203 hostile staff.

Died: 79,411,233 [£780,541,135,600] enemies dead. 4,814,993 [£273,714,223,500] friendlies dead.
Converted: 1,088,015 [£19,490,912,000] enemies converted.

You gained 486,899 effectiveness.
You gained 19.26 fame.
You gained 19.37 honour.

[middle] 7,000,000 allied Mummy attacked, killing 6,772,154 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,845,307 hostile Striker attacked, killing 756,087 allied staff.
[middle] 6,964,347 allied Vampire attacked, killing 30,432,450 hostile staff.
[raised] 722,666 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 1,867,951 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,340,410 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,138,775 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 14,448,856 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,949,065 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 17,514,241 hostile staff.
[raised] 230,003 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 2,665,419 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 4,976,920 allied staff.
[middle] 8,400,314 hostile Marine attacked, killing 4,237,861 allied staff.
[middle] 335,795 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 738,854 hostile staff.

Disabled: 1,340,410 [£15,892,489,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 69,906,555 [£389,662,401,800] enemies dead. 9,970,868 [£340,423,191,500] friendlies dead.
Converted: 952,669 [£17,312,731,000] enemies converted.

You gained 615,678 effectiveness.
You gained 36.83 fame.
You gained 48.60 honour.
You will soon be receiving £67,648,601,300 insurance.

[range] 2,000,000 hostile Striker attacked, killing 634,407 allied staff.
[range] 9,516 allied Vampire attacked, killing 39,427 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,457 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 3,581,515 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,753,307 hostile staff.
[range] 2,028,657 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 12,661,716 hostile staff.
[range] 2,933,596 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,337,542 allied staff.
[range] 11,801,029 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,894,059 allied staff.

Disabled: 2,753,307 [£29,925,516,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 12,701,143 [£31,299,236,200] enemies dead. 4,866,008 [£109,185,253,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 1,457 [£23,312,000] enemies converted.

You gained 402 effectiveness.
You gained 0.03 fame.
You gained 0.40 honour.
You will soon be receiving £110,000,000 insurance.

One nap first tick,me mid tick,other nap last tick.

Good fun fight!
 

Jerrysminion

Harvester
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
145
Location
San Francisco, California
Battle Report - Defending Your mum likes it up the Arse [6969]
[r/m] 1,987,227 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 819,024 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,200,000 allied Mummy attacked, killing 12,488,281 hostile staff.
[r/m] 31,646,757 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 81,788,399 hostile staff.
[r/m] 17,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 178,277,959 hostile staff.
[range] 3,828,387 hostile Striker attacked, killing 672,564 allied staff.
[r/m] 3,968,836 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 22,896,615 hostile staff.
[r/m] 16,875,397 allied Vampire attacked, killing 43,895,740 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,934,187 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 8,539,149 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 15,595,203 allied staff.
[range] 2,141,644 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,103,770 allied staff.
[middle] 3,716 allied Witch attacked, killing 454 hostile staff.
[r/m] 18,176,095 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 8,273,197 hostile staff.
[r/m] 81,547 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 225,486 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,987,091 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,688,859 hostile staff.
[r/m] 7,763,625 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 11,971,108 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,962,610 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 8,248,912 allied staff.
[r/m] 4,107,266 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 5,538,736 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,304,458 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 6,209,984 allied staff.
[range] 1,039 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 1,105 allied staff.
[range] 92,256 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 80,987 allied staff.
[r/m] 3,196,966 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 5,010,572 hostile staff.
[raised] 93,060 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 4,389,457 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 14,206,319 allied staff.
[range] 11,549,898 hostile Marine attacked, killing 12,534,313 allied staff.
[r/m] 289,558 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 262,222 hostile staff.
[r/m] 153,156 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 113,573 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,306,266 allied Humvee attacked, killing 168,214 hostile staff.
[r/m] 625,295 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 3,400,532 hostile staff.
[range] 9,268 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 7,136 allied staff.
[middle] 309,477 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 66,358 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,749 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 33,500 hostile staff.
[r/m] 258,232 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 2,135,694 hostile staff.

Distracted: 180,966,818 [£1,040,807,144,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 90,061,596 [£475,990,270,200] enemies disabled.
[f]Died: 108,992,609 [£1,072,442,556,200] enemies dead.[/f][h] 58,660,293 [£1,129,544,808,300] friendlies dead.[/h]
Bribed: 33,500 [£1,634,025,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 2,027,247 [£33,273,492,000] enemies converted.




Battle Report - Defending Your mum likes it up the Arse [6969]
[r/m] 2,050,702 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 886,469 hostile staff.
[close] 5,993 allied Extremist attacked, killing 1,936 hostile staff.
[close] 1,055 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 1,243 hostile staff.
[close] 26,238,298 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 22,694,370 hostile staff.
[m/c] 8,249,201 allied Mummy attacked, killing 8,284,448 hostile staff.
[all] 29,241,414 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 71,697,238 hostile staff.
[close] 6,484 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 56,473 hostile staff.
[all] 15,481,567 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 164,697,030 hostile staff.
[close] 24,539 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 1,258 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,409,143 hostile Striker attacked, killing 684,578 allied staff.
[all] 1,934,670 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 11,726,199 hostile staff.
[all] 10,776,877 allied Vampire attacked, killing 71,993,452 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,043,744 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 6,693,312 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,102,993 allied staff.
[middle] 1,902,769 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 848,601 allied staff.
[close] 11,758,594 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 219,153 hostile staff.
[m/c] 2,589 allied Witch attacked, killing 621 hostile staff.
[r/m] 17,040,083 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 10,502,036 hostile staff.
[range] 7,443,180 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 6,872,874 allied staff.
[r/m] 34,398 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 113,970 hostile staff.
[all] 3,736,150 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,402,654 hostile staff.
[all] 4,489,446 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 11,813,148 hostile staff.
[close] 10,787,741 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 6,429,931 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,290,491 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 7,362,442 hostile staff.
[close] 1,954 allied Skeleton attacked, killing 507 hostile staff.
[middle] 814 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 703 allied staff.
[close] 131 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 16 hostile staff.
[close] 2,571,039 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 6,841,270 allied staff.
[range] 5,643,872 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 5,061,021 allied staff.
[middle] 88,040 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 48,158 allied staff.
[all] 1,049,677 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 2,542,919 hostile staff.
[raised] 27,661 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 4,084,181 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 4,184,094 allied staff.
[close] 1,044,526 allied White Wizard zapped 103,885 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,154,961 hostile Marine attacked, killing 8,947,881 allied staff.
[all] 109,900 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 358,293 hostile staff.
[close] 291,128 allied Zombie ate the brains of 51,511 hostile staff.
[raised] 14,672 Zombie rose from the dead.
[all] 148,883 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 253,873 hostile staff.
[all] 1,692,990 allied Humvee attacked, killing 503,358 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 11 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,420 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 4,886 allied staff.
[range] 75,438 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 38,581 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,550 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 6,816 hostile staff.
[all] 253,114 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,666,061 hostile staff.

Distracted: 191,014,450 [£1,024,257,283,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 82,199,290 [£507,705,106,000] enemies disabled.[f]
Died: 122,720,834 [£1,055,891,397,400] enemies dead. [/f][h]48,065,571 [£1,447,647,273,900] friendlies dead.[/h]
Bribed: 6,816 [£101,000,800] enemies bribed.
Converted: 2,086,077 [£33,992,981,000] enemies converted.



Battle Report - Defending Your mum likes it up the Arse [6969]
[middle] 626,551 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 303,632 hostile staff.
[close] 1,724 allied Extremist attacked, killing 635 hostile staff.
[close] 842 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 538 hostile staff.
[close] 17,885,434 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 14,499,188 hostile staff.
[close] 46,606 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 3,707 allied staff.
[m/c] 4,698,320 allied Mummy attacked, killing 5,032,706 hostile staff.
[m/c] 26,348,053 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 64,651,564 hostile staff.
[close] 3,077 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 28,711 hostile staff.
[m/c] 13,760,208 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 145,887,797 hostile staff.
[close] 15,596 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 1,927 hostile staff.
[m/c] 750,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 159,963 hostile staff.
[close] 3,070,708 hostile Striker attacked, killing 606,648 allied staff.
[m/c] 256,167 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 1,584,420 hostile staff.
[m/c] 3,482,400 allied Vampire attacked, killing 21,009,730 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,047,794 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 5,168,420 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 5,777,275 allied staff.
[close] 1,102,666 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 426,537 allied staff.
[close] 9,422,187 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 20,457,888 hostile staff.
[m/c] 965 allied Witch attacked, killing 569 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,392,527 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 9,674,869 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,796,802 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,374,499 allied staff.
[middle] 10,875 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 36,629 hostile staff.
[m/c] 3,561,287 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,367,805 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,849,820 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,490,683 hostile staff.
[middle] 811,354 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,701,687 hostile staff.
[close] 3,128,624 allied Yob attacked, disabling 322,427 hostile staff.
[close] 126 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 36 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,582,379 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 3,017,908 allied staff.
[m/c] 312,128 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 385,353 hostile staff.
[raised] 8,859 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[m/c] 347,899 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,904,963 hostile staff.
[close] 3,990,427 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 3,492,019 allied staff.
[close] 1,808,576 allied White Wizard zapped 234,020 hostile staff.
[m/c] 3,047,813 allied Marine attacked, killing 1,140,912 hostile staff.
[close] 8,205,257 hostile Marine attacked, killing 7,484,692 allied staff.
[m/c] 17,376 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 7,797 hostile staff.
[close] 62,580 allied Zombie ate the brains of 25,256 hostile staff.
[raised] 18,475 Zombie rose from the dead.
[m/c] 145,113 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 81,052 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,025,508 allied Humvee attacked, killing 93,879 hostile staff.
[close] 6,206 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 3,377 allied staff.
[middle] 3,780 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,775 allied staff.
[m/c] 218 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 214 hostile staff.
[m/c] 248,802 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 1,858,891 hostile staff.
[close] 188,200 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 326 land. [98] tree. [106] bush. [62] flower. [60] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 182,213,216 [£1,005,050,311,800] enemies distracted. 3,707 [£54,887,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 74,648,896 [£571,561,724,000] enemies disabled.[f]
Died: 37,083,415 [£697,589,061,600] enemies dead.[/f][h] 23,184,730 [£720,507,138,300] friendlies dead.[/h]
Bribed: 214 [£13,679,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 1,075,128 [£17,743,654,000] enemies converted.
 

flameharvester

Head Gardener
Joined
Dec 16, 2007
Messages
437
[close] 799,823 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 112,877 hostile staff.
[close] 12,624,804 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 16,814,474 hostile staff.
[close] 110,000,000 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 30,457,286 hostile staff.
[close] 26,804,824 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 96,095,254 allied staff.
[close] 6,810,543 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 6,347,007 allied staff.
[close] 650 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 142 hostile staff.
[close] 18,152 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,996 hostile staff.
[close] 378 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 213 hostile staff.

Distracted: 16,927,706 [£911,590,445,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,996 [£106,217,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 30,457,286 [£1,617,257,307,000] enemies dead. 102,442,261 [£637,618,554,700] friendlies dead.










[close] 1,000,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 376,903 hostile staff.
[close] 16,180,244 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 962,116 hostile staff.
[close] 35,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 59,180,058 hostile staff.
[close] 22,208,771 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 14,810,457 hostile staff.
[close] 368,624 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 225,769 allied staff.
[close] 34,987,753 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 1 hostile staff.
[close] 996,782 allied Witch attacked, killing 368,624 hostile staff.

Distracted: 60,519,078 [£3,104,251,287,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 15,179,081 [£818,651,476,000] enemies dead. 225,769 [£9,206,005,000] friendlies dead.
 

Hippie

Harvester
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
246
Location
Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia
defending against AOH

[close] 1,000,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 376,903 hostile staff.
[close] 16,180,244 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 962,116 hostile staff.
[close] 35,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 59,180,058 hostile staff.
[close] 22,208,771 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 14,810,457 hostile staff.
[close] 368,624 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 225,769 allied staff.
[close] 34,987,753 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 1 hostile staff.
[close] 996,782 allied Witch attacked, killing 368,624 hostile staff.

Distracted: 60,519,078 [£3,104,251,287,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 15,179,081 [£818,651,476,000] enemies dead. 225,769 [£9,206,005,000] friendlies dead.



[range] 23,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 13,708,511 hostile staff.
[range] 49,907,565 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 186,677,399 allied staff.
[range] 4,853,147 hostile Biker attacked, killing 11,432,582 allied staff.
[range] 3,105,383 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 18,701,130 hostile staff.
[range] 9,599,087 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 1,584,797 allied staff.
[range] 12,944,886 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 57,813,667 hostile staff.
[range] 10,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,605,718 hostile staff.
[range] 16,373,669 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 7,297,589 allied staff.
[range] 24,526,840 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 11,774,787 allied staff.
[range] 1,777,415 allied Sniper attacked, killing 9,202,493 hostile staff.
[range] 177 allied Ninja attacked, killing 456 hostile staff.
[range] 1,668,759 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 9,159,738 hostile staff.
[range] 30,622,858 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 8,265,621 allied staff.
[range] 10,030,506 allied Humvee attacked, killing 5,410,379 hostile staff.
[range] 25,460 allied Officer attacked, killing 38,505 hostile staff.

Distracted: 198,452,186 [£2,243,200,127,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 6,605,718 [£87,394,669,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 114,034,879 [£1,057,045,032,000] enemies dead. 28,580,589 [£726,607,543,000] friendlies dead.



[middle] 19,029,691 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 11,914,081 hostile staff.
[middle] 48,497,659 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 182,785,649 allied staff.
[middle] 3,150,733 hostile Biker attacked, killing 3,210,965 allied staff.
[middle] 2,493,353 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 16,009,159 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,423,295 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 1,042,254 allied staff.
[middle] 10,672,093 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 47,474,397 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,591,949 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,010,775 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,097,866 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 4,818,057 allied staff.
[middle] 24,053,309 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 11,881,909 allied staff.
[middle] 1,175,059 allied Sniper attacked, killing 6,114,279 hostile staff.
[middle] 147 allied Ninja attacked, killing 343 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,236,371 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,358,613 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,460,063 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 5,805,912 allied staff.
[middle] 8,143,198 allied Humvee attacked, killing 3,957,426 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,876 allied Officer attacked, killing 23,266 hostile staff.

Distracted: 194,667,558 [£2,046,585,003,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 6,010,775 [£83,459,989,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 91,851,564 [£901,074,243,800] enemies dead. 14,877,188 [£470,776,803,500] friendlies dead.



[range] 36,942,813 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,302,421 hostile staff.
[range] 22,000,003 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 7,770,010 hostile staff.
[range] 1,209 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,916 hostile staff.
[range] 6,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 499,971 hostile staff.
[range] 35,222,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 7,243,427 hostile staff.

Disabled: 1,916 [£22,227,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 18,815,829 [£865,176,860,800] enemies dead.



ATTACKING AOH

[range] 37,942,813 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 9,433,449 hostile staff.
[range] 1,209 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 4,173 hostile staff.
[range] 67,075,580 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 86,432,075 allied staff.
[range] 4,601,296 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 15,432,427 hostile staff.
[range] 8,874 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,801 hostile staff.
[range] 16,421,677 allied Harrier attacked, killing 22,227,116 hostile staff.
[range] 28,407,621 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 14,654,813 allied staff.
[range] 1,050 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 3,126 hostile staff.
[range] 3,165,182 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 16,110,141 hostile staff.
[range] 1,897,680 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,689,504 hostile staff.
[range] 15,127,125 allied Humvee attacked, killing 4,918,928 hostile staff.
[range] 9,814,033 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 131,072,053 hostile staff.

Distracted: 101,086,888 [£3,283,847,443,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 7,974 [£83,941,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 207,886,744 [£858,297,321,200] enemies dead.


[middle] 37,942,813 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,764,130 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,209 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 2,573 hostile staff.
[r/m] 60,888,662 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 80,310,530 allied staff.
[middle] 6,032,196 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 6,576,526 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,874 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,125 hostile staff.
[middle] 17,005,761 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,541,568 hostile staff.
[range] 15,088,506 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,119,206 hostile staff.
[r/m] 22,893,513 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 12,631,183 allied staff.
[middle] 1,227 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 914 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,500,655 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,228,313 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,192,293 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,580,406 hostile staff.
[middle] 17,154,301 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,350,790 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,908,399 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 16,117,714 hostile staff.

Distracted: 92,941,713 [£2,928,960,206,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 3,698 [£96,351,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 46,279,567 [£1,130,356,254,400] enemies dead.


[close] 89,544 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 101,512 allied staff.
[close] 2,069 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 455 hostile staff.
[close] 1,192 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,073 hostile staff.
[m/c] 46,780,090 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 71,816,937 allied staff.
[close] 167,543 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 7,569 hostile staff.
[close] 8,200,805 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 715,485 hostile staff.
[close] 16,428,372 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 253,066 allied staff.
[close] 17,603,800 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,324,636 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,623,805 allied Harrier attacked, killing 5,647,010 hostile staff.
[m/c] 18,969,474 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 9,954,058 allied staff.
[close] 1,349 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 827 hostile staff.
[close] 2,365,458 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,299,951 hostile staff.
[close] 17,961,474 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,187,717 hostile staff.
[close] 11,612,538 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 10,902,685 hostile staff.

Distracted: 82,125,573 [£2,277,061,930,800] friendlies distracted. 455 [£4,699,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,073 [£31,503,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 27,085,880 [£792,673,031,000] enemies dead.


big one here


[close] 4 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,848,993 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 14,811,557 hostile staff.
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,160,592 allied staff.
[close] 5,992 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 722 hostile staff.
[close] 3,277 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 3,315 hostile staff.
[m/c] 110,494,200 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 574,753,319 allied staff.
[close] 216,135 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 9,747 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,813,156 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 2,319,749 hostile staff.
[close] 226,462,990 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 26,387,431 allied staff.
[m/c] 78,220,767 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 31,993,696 allied staff.
[close] 4,730,014 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 14,303,647 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,831,989 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 29,700,618 hostile staff.
[m/c] 28,067,909 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 13,454,235 allied staff.
[middle] 16,431,124 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,150,060 allied staff.
[middle] 7,854,491 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,385,395 hostile staff.
[close] 28,652,158 allied Harrier attacked, killing 37,398,360 hostile staff.
[m/c] 58,793,701 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 28,919,098 allied staff.
[close] 1,088 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 769 hostile staff.
[close] 1,665 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 805 hostile staff.
[close] 720,949 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 977 allied staff.
[m/c] 4,861,113 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 3,058,589 allied staff.
[middle] 8,691,645 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 1,998,110 allied staff.
[close] 16,862,169 allied Marine attacked, killing 24,703,554 hostile staff.
[close] 13,167,151 hostile HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 5,716,865 allied staff.
[close] 514,197 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 608,604 hostile staff.
[close] 43,422 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 14,432 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,282,384 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,020,300 allied staff.
[close] 9,200,806 allied Humvee attacked, killing 2,739,193 hostile staff.
[close] 9,721,617 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 68,802,297 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,351,522 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 8,372,949 hostile staff.
[close] 4,195,670 hostile HQ Private attacked, killing 1,029,063 allied staff.
[m/c] 953,266 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 304,970 allied staff.
[m/c] 746,003 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,299,628 allied staff.

Distracted: 607,891,598 [£6,013,191,930,400] friendlies distracted. 722 [£10,353,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 5,151,037 [£205,364,989,000] friendlies disabled. 3,389,515 [£50,786,443,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 88,218,730 [£4,935,052,783,000] friendlies dead. 203,771,046 [£3,035,451,270,500] enemies dead.



[range] 4 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[range] 3,908 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 12,868 hostile staff.
[range] 4,999,991 hostile Striker attacked, killing 3,124,115 allied staff.
[range] 17,208,878 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 63,803,098 hostile staff.
[range] 30 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 14 hostile staff.
[range] 12,133 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,842 hostile staff.
[range] 45,457,615 allied Harrier attacked, killing 71,645,580 hostile staff.
[range] 3,666 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,874 hostile staff.
[range] 386 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 583 hostile staff.
[range] 1,878 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,980 hostile staff.
[range] 3,439,962 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 47,355,763 allied staff.
[range] 39,227,777 hostile Marine attacked, killing 27,095,837 allied staff.
[range] 1 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[range] 30,061,269 allied Humvee attacked, killing 5,742,852 hostile staff.
[range] 9,527,619 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 24,323,552 hostile staff.

Stunned: 14 [£686,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 18,710 [£138,141,900] enemies disabled.
Died: 77,575,715 [£1,653,754,799,600] friendlies dead. 165,522,521 [£2,101,585,270,500] enemies dead.



[range] 15,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,120,927 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,726 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 5,804 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,536,557 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,653,074 allied staff.
[middle] 14,052,313 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,584,480 hostile staff.
[middle] 21 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 11 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,524 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,231 hostile staff.
[middle] 31,821,834 allied Harrier attacked, killing 9,712,628 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,854 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 524 hostile staff.
[middle] 290 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 90 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,345 allied Ninja attacked, killing 436 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,428,833 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 14,080,027 allied staff.
[r/m] 13,758,430 hostile Marine attacked, killing 5,359,358 allied staff.
[middle] 16,027,090 allied Humvee attacked, killing 966,800 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,745,322 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 10,794,861 hostile staff.
[range] 2,754,179 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,062,113 hostile staff.

Stunned: 11 [£731,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 7,035 [£154,399,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 21,092,459 [£628,390,941,200] friendlies dead. 29,242,859 [£1,775,559,489,100] enemies dead.



[range] 13,644,275 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 7,165,110 hostile staff.
[range] 15,000,004 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,924,573 hostile staff.
[range] 3,936 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 15,996 hostile staff.
[range] 4,653,535 hostile Striker attacked, killing 2,654,651 allied staff.
[range] 14,966,524 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 79,833,475 hostile staff.
[range] 33 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 13 hostile staff.
[range] 12,228 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 8,747 hostile staff.
[range] 43,940,860 allied Harrier attacked, killing 94,608,801 hostile staff.
[range] 4,109 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 18,663 hostile staff.
[range] 441 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,152 hostile staff.
[range] 244 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 990 allied staff.
[range] 2,152 allied Ninja attacked, killing 6,852 hostile staff.
[range] 3,533,419 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 52,264,164 allied staff.
[range] 11,028,058 hostile Marine attacked, killing 11,613,071 allied staff.
[range] 1,748,237 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 12,319,678 hostile staff.
[range] 24,776,310 allied Humvee attacked, killing 13,026,161 hostile staff.
[range] 10,462,714 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 84,649,621 hostile staff.

Stunned: 13 [£799,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 24,743 [£183,168,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 66,532,876 [£847,690,145,400] friendlies dead. 293,555,086 [£3,142,594,852,000] enemies dead.


[middle] 12,420,359 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,715,184 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,034,121 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 94,422 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,908 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 6,754 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,874,650 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 312,169 hostile staff.

Disabled: 6,754 [£129,529,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 5,121,775 [£587,447,512,000] enemies dead.
 

Hippie

Harvester
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
246
Location
Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia
defence again vs AOH


[range] 37,211,134 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 11,912,175 hostile staff.
[range] 1,209 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 2,686 hostile staff.
[range] 6,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 441,087 hostile staff.
[range] 46,013,987 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 226,371,637 hostile staff.
[range] 9,818,381 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 13,538,906 allied staff.
[range] 12 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 12 hostile staff.
[range] 6,060,452 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,280,415 hostile staff.
[range] 286,883 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 147,452 allied staff.
[range] 8,836 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,174 hostile staff.
[range] 19,170,845 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,986,480 hostile staff.
[range] 1,692 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 522 hostile staff.
[range] 128 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 46 hostile staff.
[range] 9,199,354 allied Sniper attacked, killing 6,710,929 hostile staff.
[range] 8,972,044 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,044,863 hostile staff.
[range] 3,277,452 allied Ninja attacked, killing 619,905 hostile staff.
[range] 2,792,769 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,326,380 hostile staff.
[range] 20,781,872 allied Marine attacked, killing 1,890,006 hostile staff.
[range] 2,855,882 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,111,707 hostile staff.

Stunned: 12 [£660,000] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 3,860 [£71,211,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 263,696,152 [£3,716,929,209,000] enemies dead. 13,686,358 [£337,794,515,200] friendlies dead.
 

flameharvester

Head Gardener
Joined
Dec 16, 2007
Messages
437
Defending vs AOH

TICK ONE

[range] 82,333,333 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 47,046,178 hostile staff.
[range] 109,719,600 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 64,461,067 allied staff.
[range] 6,864,488 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,340,724 hostile staff.
[range] 119,343 allied Biker attacked, killing 206,576 hostile staff.
[range] 68,907 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 432,469 hostile staff.
[range] 44,129,919 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 129,819,332 hostile staff.
[range] 991 allied Rebel threw objects at and stunned 40 hostile staff.
[range] 4,016,513 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,662,448 hostile staff.
[range] 264,691 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 125,927 hostile staff.
[range] 48,824,721 allied Harrier attacked, killing 71,334,026 hostile staff.
[range] 718,491 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2,117,814 hostile staff.
[range] 485,344 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 305,965 hostile staff.
[range] 55,380,307 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 23,948,310 allied staff.
[range] 10,122,713 allied Sniper attacked, killing 28,738,270 hostile staff.
[range] 18,427,637 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 104,320,228 hostile staff.
[range] 27,139,696 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 23,941,766 allied staff.
[range] 34,701 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 20,007 hostile staff.
[range] 3,750,284 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,483,324 allied staff.
[range] 5,683,322 allied Ranger attacked, killing 582,992 hostile staff.
[range] 1,384,931 allied Ninja attacked, killing 889,723 hostile staff.
[range] 3,596,182 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 38,780,343 hostile staff.
[range] 22,339,351 allied Marine attacked, killing 11,599,917 hostile staff.
[range] 3,128,162 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,516,858 hostile staff.
[range] 68,392 allied Jeep attacked, killing 5,782 hostile staff.
[range] 2,280,385 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 619,176 hostile staff.
[range] 60,060,881 allied Humvee attacked, killing 3,016,433 hostile staff.
[range] 1,081,113 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 301,110 hostile staff.
[range] 25,850,751 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 5,712,964 hostile staff.
[range] 1,787,567 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,153,787 allied staff.
[range] 7,661,769 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 2,088,093 hostile staff.
[range] 954,034 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 81,852 hostile staff.
[range] 745,510 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 3,363,344 hostile staff.

Stunned: 40 [£2,960,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 325,972 [£7,753,958,900] enemies distracted. 89,892,701 [£4,914,323,311,500] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 125,927 [£2,714,971,700] enemies disabled.
Died: 456,488,559 [£7,391,918,698,800] enemies dead. 27,095,553 [£1,501,366,082,800] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 2,088,093 [£100,116,063,000] enemies bribed.


TICK TWO

[r/m] 78,389,844 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 33,955,063 hostile staff.
[r/m] 6,820,785 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,537,925 hostile staff.
[r/m] 140,497 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 921,935 hostile staff.
[r/m] 60,397,148 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 142,409,876 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,388 allied Rebel threw objects at and stunned 266 hostile staff.
[r/m] 5,698,902 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,567,550 hostile staff.
[r/m] 258,445 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 51,271 hostile staff.
[r/m] 45,611,300 allied Harrier attacked, killing 27,945,783 hostile staff.
[r/m] 829,030 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 185,508 hostile staff.
[r/m] 480,926 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 121,383 hostile staff.
[range] 1,436,506 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 324,422 allied staff.
[range] 744,507 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 424,975 allied staff.
[r/m] 12,399,899 allied Sniper attacked, killing 2,339,616 hostile staff.
[r/m] 19,026,703 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,195,357 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,284,840 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,739,795 allied staff.
[r/m] 35,205 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,023 hostile staff.
[r/m] 6,167,178 allied Ranger attacked, killing 577,058 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,122,223 allied Ninja attacked, killing 92,427 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,747,394 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 145,614 hostile staff.
[middle] 940,371 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 51,285 hostile staff.
[r/m] 24,010,704 allied Marine attacked, killing 2,660,314 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,687,670 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 385,783 hostile staff.
[r/m] 73,094 allied Jeep attacked, killing 2,737 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,291,892 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 272,716 hostile staff.
[r/m] 67,071,629 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,722,260 hostile staff.
[r/m] 28,789,615 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,889,976 hostile staff.
[middle] 65,991 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 124,508 allied staff.
[middle] 9,128,650 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 1,147,103 hostile staff.
[middle] 983,043 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 51,410 hostile staff.
[middle] 748,251 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 2,176,671 hostile staff.

Stunned: 266 [£14,246,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 122,406 [£7,618,219,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 51,271 [£2,844,043,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 228,086,864 [£7,009,042,079,200] enemies dead. 7,613,700 [£390,658,070,300] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 1,147,103 [£74,341,605,000] enemies bribed.

TICK THREE

[close] 89,569 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 2,894 hostile staff.
[close] 4,994 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 128 hostile staff.
[close] 37,498,803 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 1,123,032 hostile staff.
[close] 6,762,685 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,888,058 hostile staff.
[close] 136,965 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 2,868 hostile staff.
[close] 59,618,825 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,410,713 hostile staff.
[close] 5,600,551 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,073,154 hostile staff.
[close] 44,411,173 allied Harrier attacked, killing 13,745,495 hostile staff.
[close] 479,331 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 87,158 hostile staff.
[close] 18,905,280 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 127,813 hostile staff.

Distracted: 90,052 [£4,102,965,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 22,371,261 [£1,318,356,695,000] enemies dead.
 

Garrett2

Landscape Designer
Joined
Jan 19, 2012
Messages
1,703
another AoH Lemming

Battle Report- Defending
[close] 89,569 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 28,431 hostile staff.
[close] 61,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 16,975,940 hostile staff.
[close] 27,856,059 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 24,749,172 hostile staff.
[close] 4,994 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 45,184 hostile staff.
[close] 1,078,063 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 11,472,648 hostile staff.
[close] 37,498,803 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 4,074,660 hostile staff.
[close] 6,010,549 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,826,772 hostile staff.
[close] 15,136,965 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 91,025,257 hostile staff.
[close] 188,246,806 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 86,307,523 hostile staff.
[close] 16,885,634 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 606,759 hostile staff.
[close] 1,826,514 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,616,472 hostile staff.
[close] 817,176 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 339,067 hostile staff.
[close] 26,305,640 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 21,660,294 hostile staff.
[close] 5,209,660 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 634,500 hostile staff.
[close] 113,276 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 61,091 hostile staff.
[close] 3,037,541 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 4,932,707 hostile staff.
[close] 1,746,933 allied White Wizard zapped 375,319 hostile staff.
[close] 909,507 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 410,322 hostile staff.
[raised] 199,768 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 20,000,000 allied Marine attacked, killing 9,577,640 hostile staff.
[close] 15,000,000 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 10,728,048 hostile staff.
[close] 4,917,178 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,550,122 hostile staff.
[close] 10,409,514 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 16,947,366 allied staff.
[close] 72,861 allied Jeep attacked, killing 13,452 hostile staff.
[close] 2,299,433 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,472,774 hostile staff.
[close] 49,988,833 allied Humvee attacked, killing 12,911,344 hostile staff.
[close] 43,134,584 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 13,046,550 allied staff.
[close] 40,369,856 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 60,314,869 hostile staff.
[close] 10,711,713 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 4,605,264 hostile staff.
[close] 498,411 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 136,726 hostile staff.
[close] 942,670 allied Private attacked, killing 153,191 hostile staff.
[close] 1,619,424 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 131,739 hostile staff.
[close] 3,134 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 1,883 hostile staff.

Distracted: 37,257,168 [£186,744,268,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 634,500 [£30,138,353,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 328,240,355 [£9,470,073,498,000] enemies dead. 29,993,916 [£346,807,508,500] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,607,147 [£153,084,726,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 199,768 [£8,390,256,000] enemies converted.
 

Hippie

Harvester
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
246
Location
Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia
they continue to try

[range] 81,547,579 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 39,000,508 hostile staff.
[range] 31,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 20,806,775 hostile staff.
[range] 67,720,606 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 163,263,377 hostile staff.
[range] 5,600,551 allied Assassin attacked, killing 842,901 hostile staff.

Died: 223,913,561 [£3,282,292,947,200] enemies dead.
 

Garrett2

Landscape Designer
Joined
Jan 19, 2012
Messages
1,703
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Coon1

BANNED
Joined
Oct 10, 2014
Messages
471
This is a BR thread so i'll share

Battle Report - Attacking AoH
[range] 45,000,000 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 18,151,566 allied staff.
[range] 40,000,000 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 23,336,940 allied staff.
[range] 144,792,237 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 515,662,602 hostile staff.
[range] 80,663,879 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 32,637,695 hostile staff.
[range] 46,726,729 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 47,434,778 hostile staff.

Died: 41,488,506 [£1,357,201,596,000] friendlies dead. 595,735,075 [£5,611,940,534,200] enemies dead.

You gained 8,073,869 effectiveness.
You gained 56.60 fame.
You gained 41.64 honour.
You earned £1,673,008,895,019 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £267,628,231,800 insurance.
 
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