Dax defence fail

[Chris'o]

This is a taste of what its like to organise defence with Dax while he is stoned. .
He sent to defend his other p-nap which had 0 inc at the time, (dont ask me why), while i had inc! lol
I edited the swear words, so mods wont get mad at me.

21:40, 1 Jul - Chris'O: I got RPG/striker inc eta 3 now
21:40, 1 Jul - Dax: Noobs
21:40, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Last tick me and we will pwn
21:41, 1 Jul - Dax: Flak count?
21:40, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Erm
21:41, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Like 130m
21:41, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Not that much
21:41, 1 Jul - Dax: Lolololol
21:41, 1 Jul - Dax: I'll just block, then
21:42, 1 Jul - Dax: Got a guesstimate marine count?
21:42, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Im in the bath, so no idea
22:01, 1 Jul - Dax: ETA?
22:01, 1 Jul - Chris'O: 8m marines
22:01, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Eta1 now
22:02, 1 Jul - Dax: Okay I'll just block it if you want?
22:02, 1 Jul - Dax: Or are you gonna suicide?
22:02, 1 Jul - Chris'O: 6m snipers
22:03, 1 Jul - Dax: Snipers fire LT
22:03, 1 Jul - Dax: Idc
22:03, 1 Jul - Dax: LT then?
22:03, 1 Jul - Dax: I don't mind blocking alone
22:03, 1 Jul - Chris'O: I dont think it will be muh of a suicide if i lt
22:06, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Ou gonna send your newsies and blockers?
22:07, 1 Jul - Dax: Ye
22:07, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Just checking
22:08, 1 Jul - Dax: You'll need your blockers too
22:08, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Ya ofc
22:08, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Think i will block that ****
22:08, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Too many let for me to kill
22:10, 1 Jul - Dax: I'm fairly sure it's easily done
22:10, 1 Jul - Dax: And I meant did you want ar boost for targets?
22:10, 1 Jul - Dax: I can just protect your land
22:10, 1 Jul - Dax: You flakbash
22:10, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Af3 now
22:11, 1 Jul - Dax: Up to you
22:11, 1 Jul - Dax: I'm just saying I don't mind
22:10, 1 Jul - Chris'O: You forgot the newsies you noob
22:11, 1 Jul - Dax: No I didn't
22:11, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Meh
22:13, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Too late to send newsies
22:13, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Gonna have to guru it
22:14, 1 Jul - Dax: F#ck
22:14, 1 Jul - Dax: I sent to ****ing Phil
22:15, 1 Jul - Dax: Ducks sake
22:15, 1 Jul - Dax: F#ck c#nt
22:14, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Wtf
22:15, 1 Jul - Dax: Wank
22:15, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Lol
22:15, 1 Jul - Dax: I'm stoned as f#ck man
22:15, 1 Jul - Dax: Did I send to you first time?
22:15, 1 Jul - Chris'O: No
22:15, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Never sent me any thing
22:16, 1 Jul - Dax: Jesus titty****ing christ
22:16, 1 Jul - Dax: I need to just stop pulling so many bongs
22:16, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Lol
22:16, 1 Jul - Chris'O: 1 hit too many
22:17, 1 Jul - Dax: I can't even
22:17, 1 Jul - Dax: I'm so sorry dude
22:17, 1 Jul - Chris'O: I guess i will have to fight afterall, for fear of no sweepers
22:18, 1 Jul - Chris'O: They recalling
22:18, 1 Jul - Dax: Sorry man
22:19, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Looks like your super stonedness scared them off
22:19, 1 Jul - Dax: Jesus
22:19, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Its chilled, dont stress
22:19, 1 Jul - Dax: Can you save this?
22:19, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Full recall now
22:20, 1 Jul - Dax: The convo
22:20, 1 Jul - Dax: Can you save it?
22:20, 1 Jul - Chris'O: Lol! Lemme see
22:21, 1 Jul - Dax: This must be forum'd
22:21, 1 Jul - Dax: Srs

 

[Stargazer]

That's some high grade right there

 

[Dax]

I can't even potato how I managed to do that.

 

['Tiger']

The fact he asked for it to be put on forums makes it 10x better. Let all see the dumbness of DaX!

 

[Dax]

The fact he asked for it to be put on forums makes it 10x better. Let all see the dumbness of DaX!

After I realised I hadn't even sent the first attempt to the right ID, I just burst into tears laughing.

 

[Franny]

Whole thread is just attention seeking retardedness.

 

[tobapopalos]

Whole thread is just attention seeking retardedness.

 

[Ogluk]

Whole thread is just attention seeking retardedness.

Thaaaats DaX in a nutshell these last few years.

 

[Alcibiades]

I like funny stoned people..... this though....

 

[jamesNchina]

oh come on give Dax a break guys.. his mirror broke and he has no one to admire him or to talk to

 

[Hobbezak]

I like funny stoned people..... this though....

Like the legend that was Smoke. I remember his amazing conversation with Charlie_B about furniture needing love too.

 

[Alcibiades]

I like funny stoned people..... this though....

Like the legend that was Smoke. I remember his amazing conversation with Charlie_B about furniture needing love too.

Oh man. Smoke... and Charlie_B. Two hilarious dudes.

 

[Cyrus]

My brai, i.., what th... plea...

are you serious, bro?

 

[Dimitar]

This is kinda amusing. But if this deserves its own thread, then beasteh's uberleet quote from earlier this round deserves its own internet

 

[Dax]

Whole thread is just attention seeking retardedness.

Thaaaats DaX in a nutshell these last few years.

Because this game became boring as **** these last few years.

 

[Garrett2]

The only thing that confuses me is why people care so much about a spam thread. Or rather a thread in the spam section.

It just seems like this was an excercise in the mob getting out their torch and pitchforks because of monster readiness drills.

The thread is in spam. Doesn't count for post counts or any fruitful discussion threads. If you weren't interested in the subject, don't come to the spam section?

 

[Dax]

The only thing that confuses me is why people care so much about a spam thread. Or rather a thread in the spam section.

It just seems like this was an excercise in the mob getting out their torch and pitchforks because of monster readiness drills.

The thread is in spam. Doesn't count for post counts or any fruitful discussion threads. If you weren't interested in the subject, don't come to the spam section?

In fairness, I revel in it. It's the only thing that coaxes life out of some of these individuals - So I classify it as 'the greater good', nowadays.

Internet pitchforking is for f*cktards, anyway.

EDIT: Long live my spam thread, you mardy little b*tches.