BR Obnoxious vs. Pacifist Warriors | R42

Wouter

Pruner
Joined
Jun 30, 2008
Messages
82
Hey peeps,

just to make it clear, there aint a big war going on or something, but I remember me liking to see the big BRs that happened.
Here's the first one, happened this morning:

Battle Report - Defending *** [****]
[range] 8,888,888 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 20,464,213 hostile staff.
[range] 7,412,872 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 90,603,962 hostile staff.
[range] 2,500,666 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 9,042,007 hostile staff.
[range] 11,854,130 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 11,553,534 hostile staff.
[range] 9,819,823 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 10,837,912 allied staff.
[range] 2,463,015 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 945,660 allied staff.
[range] 9,714,475 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,537,704 hostile staff.
[range] 5,987,434 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2,472,392 hostile staff.
[range] 4,326,705 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 919,989 hostile staff.
[range] 1,720,794 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,044,936 hostile staff.
[range] 1,552 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 1,469 allied staff.

Distracted: 92,568,887 [£826,283,685,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 22,001,917 [£145,269,738,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 23,067,933 [£789,182,510,400] enemies dead. 11,785,041 [£362,991,211,800] friendlies dead.



Thu 30th Dec, year 1. Afternoon Defending *** [****]
Battle Report - Defending *** [****]
[r/m] 8,325,675 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 19,335,908 hostile staff.
[r/m] 14,011,328 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 120,556,248 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,256,963 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 5,499,562 hostile staff.
[r/m] 8,741,431 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 26,256,923 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,338,926 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 10,419,706 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,365,679 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,783,081 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,070,493 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,754,598 allied staff.
[r/m] 10,070,968 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 8,081,308 hostile staff.
[r/m] 18,503,130 allied Harrier attacked, killing 45,042,446 hostile staff.
[range] 13,971,525 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 15,557,787 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,042,173 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 18,315,387 hostile staff.
[r/m] 7,072,426 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 8,296,940 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,383,169 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,598,588 hostile staff.
[range] 2,026,983 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,987,804 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,591,235 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,280,571 hostile staff.
[r/m] 654,254 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,142,494 hostile staff.
[r/m] 619,151 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,874,651 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,339 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 5,054 allied staff.
[r/m] 4,085,848 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 18,837,122 hostile staff.
[r/m] 823,668 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 12,122,253 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,747,919 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 11,426,645 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,595,772 new nanobots were assimilated.
[r/m] 1,459,975 allied Jeep attacked, killing 1,047,859 hostile staff.
[range] 762,466 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,366,017 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,073,348 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,169,131 hostile staff.

Distracted: 133,133,759 [£1,068,290,744,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 27,417,216 [£325,656,658,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 164,116,142 [£3,061,567,195,600] enemies dead. 36,090,966 [£1,176,641,748,900] friendlies dead.
Converted: 4,595,772 [£193,022,424,000] enemies converted.



Will post more BRs when they happen

Wouter
 

Franny

Head Gardener
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Dec 14, 2007
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WP to PW (lol) for staying even though they knew they might get pwned. Kudos.
 

Hamilton

Tree Surgeon
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SE Kent, England

Dax

Hydroponics Developer
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Northants, UK
Battle Report - ATTACKING OBNOXIOUS MEMBER
[close] 5,136,269 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 4,359,989 allied staff.
[all] 8,000,000 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 12,669,833 allied staff.
[all] 2,000,000 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 11,748,665 allied staff.
[range] 7,741,550 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 4,374,711 hostile staff.
[r/m] 8,646,512 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,253,240 allied staff.
[range] 7,552,866 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,203,614 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,671,621 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 12,841,040 allied staff.
[range] 6,717,221 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 7,263,519 hostile staff.
[close] 106,614 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 90,028 allied staff.
[range] 12,934,474 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 11,786,054 hostile staff.
[close] 714,002 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 3,787,838 allied staff.
[range] 2,296,718 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,151,316 hostile staff.
[close] 16,865 allied Seed Thief stole 1,686,498 stored seeds. [139,773] tree. [629,456] bush. [349,581] flower. [567,688] grass.
[close] 15,952 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 902 land. [160] tree. [599] bush. [85] flower. [58] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 4,359,989 [£13,737,988,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 17,013,101 [£156,249,772,400] friendlies disabled. 2,203,614 [£51,574,662,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 28,377,543 [£153,167,452,800] friendlies dead. 26,575,600 [£523,678,473,200] enemies dead.

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On the mass attack this evening we knocked 5.4b score off Obn., and took nearly 20k land in all.
 

Twigley

Hydroponics Developer
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Edit.
Only the rank 2 alliance can post br's against the rank 1! It the roooolz.
Nobody cares about rank 1 hurting anyone else unless its in a big war!

Too bad you only stole 20k too ... we were aiming to lose even more and lose a few more troops :( Slackers
 

Wouter

Pruner
Joined
Jun 30, 2008
Messages
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I tried to suicide a bit because I didnt want to be the big guy in the ally anymore, you guys failed me!




Mon 10th Jan, year 2. Early hours Attacking hot girl 1 [xxx]
Battle Report - Attacking hot girl 1 [xxx]
[close] 142,222 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 62,901 hostile staff.
[close] 8,916,946 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 5,218,704 allied staff.
[close] 1,579,404 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 1,516,383 hostile staff.
[range] 3,863,340 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 8,410,504 hostile staff.
[close] 7,357,132 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 37,874,419 hostile staff.
[r/c] 184,707 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 1,013,448 allied staff.
[close] 1,168,867 allied Assassin attacked, killing 886,072 hostile staff.
[close] 41,095,651 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 2,168,786 allied staff.
[range] 4,174,877 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,670,939 allied staff.
[range] 2,912,238 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,421,542 hostile staff.
[r/c] 7,316,849 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 10,060,236 allied staff.
[close] 2,598,936 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,984,449 hostile staff.
[r/c] 3,123,465 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 6,434,824 allied staff.
[r/c] 594,723 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,118,813 allied staff.
[close] 2,271,600 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,128,482 hostile staff.
[close] 5,529,660 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 552,515 allied staff.
[close] 30,700,665 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 3,235,347 allied staff.
[close] 508 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 345 hostile staff.
[range] 37,149 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 176,810 allied staff.
[close] 25,484 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 9,969 allied staff.
[raised] 476 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 17,788,069 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 6,691,508 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,263,278 new nanobots were assimilated.
[r/c] 169,158 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 77,924 allied staff.
[r/c] 183,268 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 5,004,825 allied staff.
[close] 1,519,533 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 182,281 allied staff.
[close] 146 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 212 hostile staff.

Distracted: 7,387,490 [£65,511,177,700] friendlies distracted. 41,438,497 [£291,333,307,600] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 6,458,801 [£161,256,041,000] friendlies disabled. 9,832,046 [£126,519,118,600] enemies disabled.
Died: 27,079,130 [£267,830,616,600] friendlies dead. 11,706,062 [£462,896,296,400] enemies dead.
Bribed: 212 [£2,591,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 476 [£19,992,000] friendlies converted. 1,263,278 [£53,057,676,000] enemies converted.

You gained 662,997 effectiveness.
You gained 48.61 fame.
You gained 34.52 honour.
You earned £74,638,457,882 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £34,371,533,200 insurance.



Mon 10th Jan, year 2. Midnight Attacking hot girl 1 [xxx]
Battle Report - Attacking hot girl 1 [xxx]
[middle] 7,496,123 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 29,773,433 hostile staff.
[middle] 130,301 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 741,609 allied staff.
[middle] 5,767,394 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 12,748,570 allied staff.
[middle] 1,022,625 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 500,186 allied staff.
[middle] 1,227,031 allied Assassin attacked, killing 556,175 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,553,899 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,505,858 allied staff.
[middle] 2,798,897 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,275,896 hostile staff.
[middle] 740,391 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 4,692,924 allied staff.
[middle] 2,568,460 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,983,809 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,097 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 432 hostile staff.
[middle] 291,599 allied Ninja attacked, killing 133,380 hostile staff.
[middle] 47,792 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 76,131 allied staff.
[middle] 87,238 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 357,610 allied staff.
[raised] 12,417 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 22,650,187 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 7,287,611 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,914,134 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 187,121 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 59,232 allied staff.
[middle] 204,130 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 5,294,014 allied staff.

Distracted: 31,049,761 [£480,935,227,400] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,505,858 [£33,263,813,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 24,470,276 [£179,565,929,500] friendlies dead. 11,960,975 [£417,396,750,800] enemies dead.
Converted: 12,417 [£521,514,000] friendlies converted. 2,914,134 [£122,393,628,000] enemies converted.

You gained 664,921 effectiveness.
You gained 46.22 fame.
You gained 31.37 honour.
You earned £70,204,255,146 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £18,930,054,000 insurance.




Sun 9th Jan, year 2. Evening Attacking hot girl 1 [xxx]
Battle Report - Attacking hot girl 1 [xxx]
[range] 7,598,600 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 30,732,507 hostile staff.
[range] 6,505,386 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 23,318,880 allied staff.
[range] 1,051,718 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 719,795 allied staff.
[range] 1,643,674 allied Assassin attacked, killing 841,163 hostile staff.
[range] 280,809 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 422,089 allied staff.
[range] 2,845,725 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,435,001 hostile staff.
[range] 804,998 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,204,754 allied staff.
[range] 2,712,929 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 8,233,804 hostile staff.
[range] 1,166 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 487 hostile staff.
[range] 436,175 allied Ninja attacked, killing 198,477 hostile staff.
[range] 365,255 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 10,052,615 allied staff.

Distracted: 32,167,995 [£495,336,190,200] enemies distracted.
Died: 39,718,133 [£229,632,881,300] friendlies dead. 9,273,444 [£153,106,311,000] enemies dead.

You gained 189,558 effectiveness.
You gained 26.51 fame.
You gained 19.62 honour.
You earned £17,621,409,945 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £21,394,221,200 insurance.



btw, profit after insurance is profit
 

LuckySports

Landscape Designer
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Not much of a suicide when you know 19 of our members had their troops out. Lies are lies :p was a pretty smart attempt to grab some land.
 

Wouter

Pruner
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Messages
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Not much of a suicide when you know 19 of our members had their troops out. Lies are lies :p was a pretty smart attempt to grab some land.

well, I actually really expected you guys to have a decent defence army at home :p also, it wasnt really a smart attempt to grab some land, since I knew we'd never have send enough to land :(
 

LS_

Pruner
Joined
Jan 26, 2009
Messages
57
WP to PW (lol) for staying even though they knew they might get pwned. Kudos.

Lol that was Hero...he didn't want to SQ like Kiwi last round apparently :)

Kiwi SQ last round?

All i saw was a constant posting of BRs of Kiwi suiciding last round...

That was InsomN and Leeroy...we're on about before the 'Suicide Squad' existed

All of the BR's from Kiwi last round were suicide squad naab.
 

Hamilton

Tree Surgeon
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Messages
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I tried to suicide a bit because I didnt want to be the big guy in the ally anymore, you guys failed me!

That random flak boost attack made me laugh...with a random random helper in between.

Anyway, like Lucky said, not exactly an ideal time to suicide troops. Oh well, decent BR, shame people just didn't block you last tick...

*slaps the others round the head*
 

GUUUff

Planter
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Jul 4, 2008
Messages
36
pretty lame to hit half ur size ally with 19 members when round is over already
 

Hamilton

Tree Surgeon
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pretty lame to hit half ur size ally with 19 members when round is over already

That's funny...What else are we supposed to do? Burn off the next 63 days sitting here twiddling our thumbs and hope we can counter and random attacks? Not on my watch...

While there was still an opportunity, PW wanted to make some use of the round by attacking and Wouter created a thread for us, so we used it...quit moaning :)
 

LuckySports

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pretty lame to hit half ur size ally with 19 members when round is over already

pretty annoying to have some nub harrier rush all day. If having 19 members mash his alliance stops it, then good, if not.. Then we got 20k acres, win/win. But as long as I have to refresh while at work to make sure you don't get through, I'm going to encourage our newbie (as in, new to it) attack planner to plan mass attacks until they are all out of range..
 

GUUUff

Planter
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Messages
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pretty annoying to have some nub harrier rush all day. If having 19 members mash his alliance stops it, then good, if not.. Then we got 20k acres, win/win. But as long as I have to refresh while at work to make sure you don't get through, I'm going to encourage our newbie (as in, new to it) attack planner to plan mass attacks until they are all out of range..

i like giving u some extra work, have to do it while i still can attack u guys alone. thats what u get by having such an awesome route setup :p

i didnt mean ur attack yesterday wasnt well planned, that was only part of it that required any skill. keep em coming i dont mind just saying it was lame

btw without u some of u guys would be swimming in deep s hit
 
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