HARRY pOTTER IS EVIL!!!

[Alvestein]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24598

thank god christians are here to save us all!

 

[Azzer]

I look at that site, what different people are saying and how they're saying it, and it's obvious that the ENTIRE THING - every poster, every post, is one big joke. But mildly amusing

 

[timtadams]

WTF

geez im Christian, but i think they are the ones trying to brainwash everyone else

BTW, i dont think they are joking. Some of the people there post some pretty crazy ****...
I dont know about over there in the UK, but here in Oz Harry Potter was banned in christian schools.

 

[Hobbezak]

I look at that site, what different people are saying and how they're saying it, and it's obvious that the ENTIRE THING - every poster, every post, is one big joke. But mildly amusing

The way everyone who disagrees, is banned, does make a point for it not being a joke tho.
I suggest we summon the notorious christian Bobbin to this forum.

 

[Alvestein]

yeah i couldn't tell with the first post at the start but then after reading the rest on the page i realised they're most likely being serious. my personal favorite is "they're not just dirty whores, but because the writing is in smoke, they're POT SMOKING dirty whores!!"

 

[pinpower]

I see no reason to assume they are joking...they are just complete and utter mentalists.

It genuinely angers me that people like that are allowed to continue existing...my faith in society dwindles...

 

[Alcibiades]

I see no reason to assume they are joking...they are just complete and utter mentalists.

It genuinely angers me that people like that are allowed to continue existing...my faith in society dwindles...

Vote me world dictator and that **** will end right quick

 

[timthetyrant]

i think this bunch is just a bunch of extremists much like Al-Queada tbh. some1 mentioned life doesnt matter it is the after life that is important, seems he is sending suicidal messages there, and the way they go on about killing witches, and homosexuals, and sending everyone to hell....

 

[penguin]

my faith in society dwindles...

Same here.. Same here. Society has proven itself mental in my opinion.. that's why I literally have no religion.. I've tried, and tried to find one, but it's my mentality I want to keep a hold onto, not faith.

I couldn't even read it all.. Not after the third page.. The best one was 'Sextreme skittles'
I, in fact, love skittles..

I actually was [pardon my french here, but it suits very well] pissed off that a group of christains would actually go to this extreme [lmao, sextreme] to try to get others to join in this lunacy.. in fact.. I would like to point out several things about that posting.. one, you do not see 'subliminal messaging' unless you are looking for it. Then, it may be there, but mostly, it's your brain telling your opticals that something is indeed there and then you see it.. you look too hard at something, you will eventually see what you are looking for within some reason.
Two, if this has actually been scientifically proven, the FCC here in the US would have actually taken away the company's broadcast license.. It's federal law that you cannot use subliminal messaging anywhere [ads (TV, Radio, Posters), band concerts.. to name a couple], being caught doing so will end up with consequences. [The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) in the United States will revoke a company's broadcast license if the use of subliminal messages is proven.]
Three, since they pointed out 'subliminal messaging' in one part of the poster, others most likely went looking for these messages.

Finally, Yeah yeah, I know.. I'm condemned to hell, but you know what? I'm looking forward to it.. since I wouldn't deal with that lunacy anymore

Now I seriously want to find a Christian and debate with them face to face.
Too bad no one's around. :/
Also, I kind of think it's funny.. 'sex' 'sex' 'sex' 'sex' 'sex' 'sex' 'sex' 'sex' 'sex'
I will search for subliminal messaging now, just so I can find it wherever I look.
Lmao.. lunacy I tell you.

 

[Alvestein]

its not every christian Penguin, bit unfair to group every single one of them because of a few idiots.

also, why so serious?

 

[Davis]

indeed this is an extreme and quite possibly fake christian form site. Much like west boro baptist church, some people go way to far and then other say "omg christians are like that i wont be one now". That mindset is moronic, how many stupid crazy atheists are there? why would you allow them to be part of your religion(or "lack there of") but not christian extremeists

but anyways i love this site I've been spending about 1 hour a week reading it since this thread has been posted. Much lulz are to be had.

like this per say
(for penguin)
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=508591#post508591

 

[Alvestein]

my favorite part was that the poster was called "old cranky man" xD

 

[penguin]

I'm not saying that every Christain is like that - once again, people are assuming way too much and not understanding what I'm posting - I said 'a group of christains', not just 'christains' because I know better than to classify a whole religion [the major religion in the world actually - Also, I wouldn't classify any religion because of one person].
My reasonings of not ever being Christian again - that's right, I was - are far from the group of people who take it to the extreme. - It's simply because I cannot believe in the beliefs within Christianity itself.
I actually find it funny. I took everything they have said and counter-argued them in my head.
And how they said the 'subliminal messaging' was scientifically proven when some of them believe science is bull-
It's actually quite hilarious.

Lmao Davis.. that thread.. just.. I.. can't.. stop.. laughing.. lmao.
A woman replied with 'preach on brother!'
lmao.. that's actually quite sad.. I really shouldn't be laughing at other people..

 

[MattM]

I see no reason to assume they are joking...they are just complete and utter mentalists.

It genuinely angers me that people like that are allowed to continue existing...my faith in society dwindles...

It is fake, just Google "Freehold, Iowa" and you will find its Wikipedia page. It is hilariously believable though.

 

[pinpower]

You sure this is the fake one? I know there is a similar forum which is completely fake but i didnt know if it was this one.

Apparently its done by a handful of guys who have hundreds of accounts? Kinda funny but kinda pointless for the time it must take!

 

[Mattheus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Edit - nvm i should read more then the first post, people have already pointed this out

 

[KISA2]

Can we say "too much time on their hands""? And maybe too much sex on their brains?

 

[dave]

Can we say "too much time on their hands""? And maybe too much sex on their brains?

theyre americans. they can only process like 2 things at a time. max.
so they must have just looked at porn, and then seen the harry potter things...
with the sex still so near the front of ther minds, they simply put 2 and 2 together.

 

[Souls]

Can we say "too much time on their hands""? And maybe too much sex on their brains?

theyre americans. they can only process like 2 things at a time. max.
so they must have just looked at porn, and then seen the harry potter things...
with the sex still so near the front of ther minds, they simply put 2 and 2 together.

Rude and uncalled for.

EDIT - KISA is american too, iirc.

 

[CFalcon]

theyre americans. they can only process like 2 things at a time. max.

Rude and uncalled for.

And yet.... strangely true

/me runs