Ok, somebody tell me how this is possibly fair:
Tue 21st May, year 4. Afternoon 1 Ticks Ago Defending XXXXXX
Battle Report - Defending XXXXXX
[range] 2,250,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 284,339 allied staff.
[range] 1,750,000 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,128,070 allied staff.
[range] 250,000 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 86,913 allied staff.
Died: 1,499,322 friendlies dead.
Tue 21st May, year 4. Afternoon 1 Ticks Ago Hamster Departure!
The tiny, demonic Hamster from Hell gave one final jab of its pitchfork, set fire to a few peoples trousers and then left via the small tunnel it came by, sealing it shut in the process. We thought we could hear the noise of thousands of screaming voices just before the tunnel sealed..
That was me attacking them...
Tue 21st May, year 4. Afternoon 1 Ticks Ago Defending XXXXXX
Battle Report - Defending XXXXXX
[range] 2,250,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 284,339 allied staff.
[range] 1,750,000 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,128,070 allied staff.
[range] 250,000 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 86,913 allied staff.
Died: 1,499,322 friendlies dead.
Tue 21st May, year 4. Afternoon 1 Ticks Ago Hamster Departure!
The tiny, demonic Hamster from Hell gave one final jab of its pitchfork, set fire to a few peoples trousers and then left via the small tunnel it came by, sealing it shut in the process. We thought we could hear the noise of thousands of screaming voices just before the tunnel sealed..
That was me attacking them...